Author Topic: Caraa-Massage - Hounslow  (Read 94 times)


6 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 4966099) (3 positive, 2 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline Vince

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Service booked: B2B, OWO. £160 for 90 minutes, in call.

Communications: Fluent. Messaged her in the evening and she replied early morning with a suggested date and time. Confirmation done before breakfast.

Logistics: Hounslow (town centre I guess?). Paid parking available nearby. I had a feeling she has vantage point over that parking lot.
She asked me to arrive 10 minutes before we start and write to her when I am parked to receive the exact address.
It's a new-ish apartment building. The flat is quite small but that's not my business.
There is security at the lobby downstairs (who wasn't paying me any attention) and she has a camera on her intercom.

The girl: The pictures are accurate, if you consider that they are a (somewhat) professional session and retouched but I could see her soft belly on the pictures and so I wasn't disappointed.
She is a shorty and a soft build. She's totally not my type but, in her case, somehow pulls it off.
I had this ideation of a gummy bear and what a "lush ride" she must be for whoever she fucks.
Face has seen some modifications but tastefully done and overall nice to look at.

The meet: I did write to her from a nearby cafe, asking if she wants something. She asked for a caramel latte :)
At the door, I rest the drinks on her kitchenette worktop and presented her with the money in an envelope, for which I received a towel and directions to the shower room.
After shower, I was in the towel and we had a chat.
She was wearing some sexy lingerie.

I really enjoyed talking to her, it felt very much like talking to a person who is interested in talking to me and the topics we discussed were developed to a certain depth and not just "oh, I don't know anything about that, I just suck dicks".
I did catch myself holding my stiff dick through the towel while we talked - I didn't know I can be so nasty!
After like 30 minutes of talking, she invited me to the massage bed and rubbed me down pretty nice.
I don't fare well with deep tissue (actually gets me cramped up) so I found her pressure just sufficient to relax and invigorate the muscles.

After a while, she climbed on top of me on the massage bed. I thought it was funny - like those ninja people who traverse chairs without touching the ground (External Link/Members Only)
Honestly, I would have much preferred for us to go on her bed and cuddle and let me fondle her but I was catching the following vibe:

At this point I should mention a key to this meeting: She sees herself as a masseuse, not an escort. So, if you talk to her about her "diplomas" and the "science of massage", she lights up.
I had a very strong feeling that if I take it to "you jerk off cocks for money" areas, she'd turn sour. So, I played along with how she justifies her behaviour to herself.

I quite enjoyed her slippery soft body on mine, her supple thighs rubbing against my dick and balls, wonderful tits all up in my face, etc.
Honestly, if she offered a fuck there and then I'd agree to any price!

I asked if I could touch her body gently and she agreed and kinda worked her hips to my hands, if that makes sense (don't make me pull out another gif!).
BTW: She has the cutest little feet!

At some point it the novelty did wear off and I was a bit bored - but could be worse  ;)
I bet if you aren't like me and don't need to chat with the person who's about to grab your private areas, you won't need more than an hour.

She slowly worked her way down, somehow we were both still on the bed and it didn't topple down :lol: and gradually introduced my dick into her mouth.
- There was a period of time where it felt like she was looking for any "problems" - as if she's gonna see the bad microbes, if I had any  ;)

Her oral skills are a let down and I would even venture further to say that this is weaponized incompetence - no way a veteran in this field doesn't know how to give a half-decent fellatio.
Clearly, this part of her service was NOT designed for me to savour - a toothy and uninspired affair.
The joke is on her, however, as my bomb bay was full and I was, anyway, eager to deliver my ordnance :cool:
I caressed her hand and let her know. She created eye contact while I pulled the trigger and, thankfully, kept me in her mouth throughout the whole bombing dive and even persisted a little after it to catch any straddlers.

She dismounted the bed and sorted her mouth out behind me, leaving me a couple of tissues to wipe up as she went to wash off.
Then it was my turn to shower.
* Note that the mineral oil she's using isn't as easy to wash off as she says. This is not an event you can schedule right before meeting the Mrs!

I dressed up and she accompanied me to the door, without much more said between us.
On exiting her flat, I checked my clock and it was exactly 90 minutes since I was at her door initially.

Services rendered: B2B (FBSM), OWO, CIM
* I understand CIM is not typical fare but, in my case, it was delivered with aplomb - I guess I got the best side of her (but then why would she gnaw on my fella like it was the last wing in a KFC bucket?!  :dash:)

Overall / VFM
If you frame it as an escort service, it's not going to measure up...
However, as a nice chat and a naked massage with an attractive woman, it was plenty good, for me.
I am not wise enough to advise about VFM - I wouldn't suck a stranger off for £160, so...
I guess if you want more action, there are better options out there for that kind of money.

Would I visit again?
No.
She's alright but not so good that I want to give up the benefit of variety to see her again.
That being said, if she offered venereal combat, I'd make haste to skewer that marshmallow!
« Last Edit: Today at 12:13:59 am by Vince »

Offline Vince

sheesh that was an ARTICLE, sorry!

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A very good first review mate  :hi:

Welcome to ukp.  :drinks: