English Sofia - west kensington

[puntmiester]

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A few weeks ago, one of the most annoying punts I've had, she was in a bad mood

comms

simple enough - booked a time slot via calling. specific address given once i was closer

location

not far from west kensington station - but that doesn't matter too much as it's not a permanent location

Sofia

She wasn't youthful or pretty but was ok enough facially and was quite slim. Not as toned as i had hoped but no fat.

the action

this is where it got annoying... she just wouldn't shut up.
she started off declaring this was a GFE experience - and too many people are reading reviews on ukpunting and expecting the same service as she gave to somene she may actually fancy and everyone shouldn't expect the same. I made no mention of ukpunting myself so this was weird.
then she start talking about her personal safety and punters swearing at her and calling her a slut.

i haven't had a punt like this before but i know women like this and i just had to smile through my teeth and agree so i could bust a nut and leave.
I tried moving the conversation along tactfully but it just made her talk more.


Finally she start blowing me which was quite good. the rest of sex she put in some effort , mish, cowgirl and doggy across the 2 rounds.
eye contact but at this point her face was annoying me.

after round 1 -
she continued whining and moaning about her life , and how she's now stopped doing deepthroat because then people call her a slut etc.  I didn't even ask for it lol.

round 2 was more of the same

conclusion

TBF it was the authentic GFE experience if your gf moans at you all the time.
I've experience katalina and billie/vera from phoenix who can be slightly jarring for some. this was way worse.

[RedKettle]

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[puntmiester]

yes, thanks

[Smeagol.FX]

Very recent punt, I would honestly say out of every SP I’ve seen, she feels easily the most YMMV. I’m not gonna waste time and just simply say I have a green coming up but your review is plausible and the punt sounds like a victim of the UKP effect.

[koshkaj]

Thanks for the review, OP, sorry it sucked.

i have kept her on my HL as i do enjoy her profile updates every few days/weeks.  Technically she is correct, everyone should not expect the same service, but if everyone was reporting a basic service, nobody would book her. it's the great reviews that bring the punters. Seems surviving the phone call is only the start.

"just call and don't say anything fucked up in that brief conversation and there u go, u booked a ho congrats", if only it was that easy. there are multiple comments from punters that she just randomly flies off the handle from simple, polite questions. The call is like booking Throat Queen Jasmine, any minor thing can cause an explosion. 

If SPs don't like what is written here, all they have to do is not read the reviews.

Very recent punt, I would honestly say out of every SP I’ve seen, she feels easily the most YMMV. I’m not gonna waste time and just simply say I have a green coming up but your review is plausible and the punt sounds like a victim of the UKP effect.

Nah, to me it sounds like she probably fancied you 

[Smeagol.FX]

Nah, to me it sounds like she probably fancied you 

You are too kind KK! I will say that I think some of her deleted or changed AW profile bio's still stand, whether she says that out-loud or not...

[patelprat]

You are too kind KK! I will say that I think some of her deleted or changed AW profile bio's still stand, whether she says that out-loud or not...

Does she prefer same day bookings? ie you call in morning and agree a slot for that day? (is that what you did?)

[Smeagol.FX]

Does she prefer same day bookings? ie you call in morning and agree a slot for that day? (is that what you did?)

I will put this in the review as well but she prefers to work later in the day, I called her in the mid-afternoon, maybe now wouldn't be a bad time to start. took a few calls throughout the day to actually get through to her. You will need some time and a space to be able to talk to her for like 5 mins, she explained why she calls and I understand why she does it this way, even if not my favourite personally. Just have a time you are looking for, she will explain everything else, I'd say probably best time for the session may be the evening/night? Yes, same day bookings

I feel kinda bad for having this convo in puntmiester's fairly deserving neg review but yeah, just keep in mind, YMMV.

[puntmiester]

I feel kinda bad for having this convo in puntmiester's fairly deserving neg review but yeah, just keep in mind, YMMV.

Nah, go for it . YMMV birds will get mixed reviews . More data is better for everyone.

IMO it’s more if you catch her on a good or bad day rather than if she personally likes you.
She was livid at the punter who left the positive review the day before - I think she saw someone between him and me that may of had expectations based on it and i caught the strays afterwards.

But that’s not my problem , hence the negative

[patelprat]

I will put this in the review as well but she prefers to work later in the day, I called her in the mid-afternoon, maybe now wouldn't be a bad time to start. took a few calls throughout the day to actually get through to her. You will need some time and a space to be able to talk to her for like 5 mins, she explained why she calls and I understand why she does it this way, even if not my favourite personally. Just have a time you are looking for, she will explain everything else, I'd say probably best time for the session may be the evening/night? Yes, same day bookings

I feel kinda bad for having this convo in puntmiester's fairly deserving neg review but yeah, just keep in mind, YMMV.

good info! i'll bear in mind if i ever risk it.

[koshkaj]

Profile has been updated again and has me chuckling away as usual.

some edits clearly address the points made in this review in her own inimitable style; and there are new promises to offer the same service that she does to everyone - even if you are a munter. she has even considerately mentioned that she is a smoker and that there may be an aroma in the apartment.

i'm full of beans after successfully booking some of my last few meets by phone call, i even got described as sounding dreamy so i almost(!) feel like running the phone gauntlet again (Hi Sofia, i am not afraid of my phone voice) just to hang out and listen to her chat about woteva for half an hour. 

[puntmiester]

Chatty girls has always been a positive in my book  …. Just not the moaning !

Go for it , just don’t tell her you have access to ukpunting lol

[folma322]

As a smoker myself I do enjoy sharing a post fuck cigarette. If I see a pack or an astray I do ask on occasion if I can light one up.

[Mmmaah!]

That is one of the funniest AW profiles I’ve ever read!

[Massagemanmr]

Does this girl offer CIM , her profile indicates she doesn't . For me it's hard to enjoy a BJ without CIM .

It's like a Sunday roast but without the gravy , good but not the full experience

[koshkaj]

That is one of the funniest AW profiles I’ve ever read!

ikr? love reading her updates 

Does this girl offer CIM , her profile indicates she doesn't. For me it's hard to enjoy a BJ without CIM .

It's like a Sunday roast but without the gravy , good but not the full experience

CIM is not listed on her profile, but the previous review states that she did it for them and swallowed too. On the other hand, apparently she really fancied that guy so it's not something to be expected - i doubt the new guarantee of offering the same services to everyone extends to CIM+swallow.

but always happy to be proved wrong

[patelprat]

apparently she really fancied that guy so it's not something to be expected - i doubt the new guarantee of offering the same

I hear this assumption too many times when a guy gets a good service - could be many reasons aside from pure attractiveness or fancying.

[puntmiester]

CIM is not listed on her profile

The preferences list did Change just after  the positive review . I checked just before I booked and some preferences were removed and the price went down by about £10

[koshkaj]

I hear this assumption too many times when a guy gets a good service - could be many reasons aside from pure attractiveness or fancying.

i think there is a difference between getting good service and getting additional things which are not listed as available.

in this case Sofia specifically stated to another punter that UKP readers should not expect the same level of service that she may give to someone that she actually does fancy and not to expect the same. So i think it's a fair assumption. 

interested in what you feel some of the other reasons may be? i have seen being clean, smelling good, fresh breath, being polite, none of which i think would warrant unlisted CIM+swallow.

The preferences list did Change just after  the positive review . I checked just before I booked and some preferences were removed and the price went down by about £10

OK, i am usually too focused on reading her profile text to check services listed. Thanks for mentioning it.

[patelprat]

i think there is a difference between getting good service and getting additional things which are not listed as available.

in this case Sofia specifically stated to another punter that UKP readers should not expect the same level of service that she may give to someone that she actually does fancy and not to expect the same. So i think it's a fair assumption. 

interested in what you feel some of the other reasons may be? i have seen being clean, smelling good, fresh breath, being polite, none of which i think would warrant unlisted CIM+swallow.

OK, i am usually too focused on reading her profile text to check services listed. Thanks for mentioning it.

well i just note that the last positive, where swallow was mentioned, the guy said he agreed service up front (on the call, before they met). maybe it just requires a polite discussion up-front in some cases. if she feel she gets on with you, maybe she allows. Pure speculation obviously.

Sometimes you just have to ask - I see a couple of regs who don't list certain things on the profile, but i've received anyway. Guess they don't necessarily want everyone to ask, but nothing to lose by asking (unless they explicitly say they only do what's on their profile).

[koshkaj]

fair enough.

i'm not brave enough to ask, but i'm fairly vanilla most of the time, so don't usually need to