Wrote this in the back of the car, so will keep it brief (for a change).
The curse of morning wood.
After the failure with Diana Sugar Diamonds last night, I woke up with a weighty sack load.
Decided to TOFTT and try out a local girl as she looked hot as fuck in her profile pictures.The Good:
the girl in the pictures! Fuck knows how, but it is … the pictures on her profile are very, very flattering. She’s a good 16+ in real life.
Comms were fast through AW.
She was 'ready' on time.
Nice, but very familiar building on Sloane Avenue, SW3.The Bad:
Although I was the first punter of the day, she had clearly just woken up.
She’s an Olympic athlete. Could well have been the captain of the Hungarian Shot Put Team.
I’m sure she works the doors back in Hungary. I’m a big lad, but there’s no way I’d beat her in an arm wrestling contest. Even if I used both arms …The Ugly: N/A
I’ve seen a lot of rooms in that building, but never one like that. Think snuff movie crossed with an abattoir and you get the picture. Walls were covered with god knows what. Bed was dirty.
There was no covering at the window and the light was pouring in.
I seriously have no idea how the poor girl is expected to work in a room so tiny – or how any punter could enjoy a moment in a room like that.
It was truly fucking disgusting.
So I walked.Final words
Waste of time. Worse experience ever probably.
No, it was
the worse experience ever.
Guess the wife might get lucky tonight. PALS Rating Scale (0-40) + Value (0-10)
P - Personality
A - Attitude
L - Looks
S - Service
Khloe Sexy Girl - 9/8/10/9.5/10 - 46.5
Emily Crème Brulee - 9.5/10/9/10/8 – 46.5
Hot Teen Fuck - 9/9.5/10/9.5/8 - 46
Dee - 9/10/8/10/9 - 46
Maggie21 - 9/10/7/10/9 - 45
Brazilian Mel - 10/9/9.5/8/7 - 43.5
Adele4U - 9/9/7/10/8 - 43
Sweet & Kinky Nicole - 8/8/10/6.5/10 - 42.5
Vanessa$ - 9/9/8/9/7 - 42
Lola Bell - 9/9/6/9/9 - 42
Brooklyn Blue - 9/9/9/7/7 - 41
Girlfriend Dior - 8/7/7/9/8 - 39Busty Jessica.x
- 3/3/3/0/0 - 9SexyPorsha (on the subs bench)All-time Hall of Fame
Pandora - 10/10/10/9/8 – 47
Sylvia - 8/10/10/9/10 - 47
Nicole Foxxx - 10/10/9/9/8 - 46
Chantel - 10/8/9/9/8 - 44
Jessica - 8/9/10/9/6 - 42