This will make you laugh; nearly fainted in a WG's room.

[Jamesb92]

I went for a punt today at 12:15pm, 45 mins. My phone stated 22 degrees, I thought 'sound, she'll have a fan'. Well... I got there and she was on the 2nd floor of a 3 floor apartment block. Heat rises as we know, and as I was climbing the stairs, I felt it get hotter and thought 'fuck sake'.

Got in there and was raring to go. She was immediately all over me before I'd handed anything over and I thought 'OK, I'm going to get dirty with this and give it some welly', bad idea. She has the world's weakest fan on and her room was probably about 30 degrees, at least. Even she was complaining about how hot is was and I knew I was fucked but obviously I'm not in my clearest headspace 

We get going and when we get into mish, I'm OK. I start going hard and she wants me to fucking give it her so I do. She gets a vibrator out and we're plowing. After about 15 mins of banging, I come to realise I'm drenched, some sweat drips on her and I think fuck, that's gross, hang on. I get off and go into the bathroom for a quick cold shower so we can finish and the room starts spinning. My vision starts going, I can't breathe, I'm feeling sick and I fall to my knee. She asks 'are you OK' and I say no lol. I couldn't stand and thought I was going to puke and faint. She had given me a cup of water at the start of the session and I thought to myself 'oh fuck me, she's fucking spiked me' 

I did everything in my power to remain conscious and lay down in the bathroom for a minute or so, breathing deep. She was just on the bed chilling which was making me think she'd spiked me even more  I began to regain my faculties and got up, completely drenched in sweat to check whether she'd robbed me, about to kick off, and she just looked at me shocked and asked if I was OK. She got a towel and started drying me off and took care of me for 5 minutes as we were laughing about me nearly dying in her room. Obvious over reaction from me about the spiking but what was I supposed to think  this hasn't happened to me before.

I do not do well in the heat and realised that I hadn't drank any water today after having a coffee this morning. Words of warning: if you're going to fuck like animals in what can only be described as a tropical climate, at least drink some fucking water  I couldn't continue as I felt awful. Bit of a waste of money but I'll go back, she was a firecracker. I'm early 30s and fit but evidently stupid and not suited to the tropics haha.

[scouting]

Very amusing. Why don't you add a link and pricing details and turn it into a review? Doesn't matter that you couldn't continue, you can base your score on other factors, like comms, attractiveness, attitude etc. Sounds like she offered some tlc when you were down.

[Jamesb92]

Sure thing, mate. I'll post it in the reviews section.

[RandomGuy99]

Had you taken a blue pill?

This is how the human body tries to cool down in hot environments

AI generated

Main cooling mechanisms:

- Sweating (evaporative cooling): Sweat glands produce fluid (mostly water + salts). Evaporation of sweat from skin removes heat — the most important method in hot environments. High humidity reduces effectiveness.

- Vasodilation (increased skin blood flow): Blood vessels near the skin widen, bringing warm blood to the surface so heat can be lost to the air by radiation and convection.

- Behavioral responses:Seeking shade, reducing activity, drinking fluids, removing clothing, using fans or air conditioning — immediate, effective ways to reduce heat gain or increase heat loss.

- Respiratory heat loss: Faster, shallower breathing and increased respiration can remove a small amount of heat; panting (in some animals, limited in humans) increases evaporative loss from the airway.

- Reduced metabolic heat production: The body lowers voluntary activity and can reduce some internal metabolic processes to limit additional heat generation.

When these fail, core temperature rises, risking heat exhaustion or heatstroke; maintaining hydration and avoiding extreme heat lowers that risk.

Do ED drugs cause vasodilation

Yes. Viagra (sildenafil) causes vasodilation by inhibiting the enzyme phosphodiesterase type 5 (PDE5). This raises cyclic GMP (cGMP) levels in vascular smooth muscle, leading to relaxation of those muscles and increased blood flow—most notably in the corpus cavernosum of the penis, which facilitates erection. It can also cause mild systemic vasodilation, which may produce side effects such as headache, flushing, nasal congestion, and sometimes a drop in blood pressure.

vasodilation can make your blood pressure go low and then you faint.

There has been reports on here of SSs fainting in a hot bath and that was probably due to ED drugs causing vasodilation and being hot and his body doing more vasodilation causing the SS to faint.

ED drugs aren't smarties and you need to use them carefully or bad shit can happen like you faint potentially while driving or walking up stairs when in a hot environment.

[Jamesb92]

Yes, I had actually! Reckon it was that?!

[daviemac]

I went for a punt today at 12:15pm, 45 mins. My phone stated 22 degrees, I thought 'sound, she'll have a fan'. Well... I got there and she was on the 2nd floor of a 3 floor apartment block. Heat rises as we know, and as I was climbing the stairs, I felt it get hotter and thought 'fuck sake'.

There's a thread here about the heat. - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=456521.msg4469622#new

[RandomGuy99]

Having a drink of water will quickly boost your blood pressure. That's why they gjve people who have fainted a drink. The body automatically responds to drinking by increasing blood pressure

Being dehydrated causes low blood pressure and if you know you don't do well in hot weather then it would be a bad idea not to drink and also take ED medication at the same time. You're setting yourself up to faint.

[Jamesb92]

Cheers for that info mate, I had absolutely no idea. I'm trialing sildenafil as I only sleep with WGs so I know when I'm going to do the deed but I'll try tadalafil after today 

[RandomGuy99]

Cheers for that info mate, I had absolutely no idea. I'm trialing sildenafil as I only sleep with WGs so I know when I'm going to do the deed but I'll try tadalafil after today 

All ED drugs have similar side effects so using a different one won't help. You should speak to your GP as it sounds like you may naturally have low blood pressure.

AI generated

Short answer: usually — drinking water typically causes a small, short-term increase in blood pressure.

Why: rapid water ingestion raises blood volume and stimulates the autonomic nervous system (increasing sympathetic tone and vascular resistance), which can transiently raise blood pressure. The effect is larger in older adults and people with autonomic failure; in healthy young people it's small and brief.

Typical size and timing: systolic BP may rise a few mmHg within minutes and return toward baseline over 30–60 minutes.

When it matters: drinking water can be used to treat low blood pressure in people with orthostatic hypotension or autonomic dysfunction because the pressor effect is clinically useful in those groups.

[MLawro93]

Lucky you didn't faint and hit your head. Quick recovery in the end! Try to avoid caffeine or at least make sure to stay super hydrated.

People forget that having successive hot days and suddenly a cooler one doesn't mean the building cools down immediately as well, especially with zero AC. The heat takes a while to dissipate, especially in the older buildings.

[Jamesb92]

Cheers guys, I'll speak with the GP. I'm new to ED meds and do like to get some heat going so I think I need to be careful  . I'll buy a Dyson airblade or something to take with me over summer because I'll be damned if I stop lol.

[RandomGuy99]

and don't go popping 100 mg of sildenafil as that's the maximum daily dose but it also has an increased risk of side effects. If you have to take ED drugs then take the minimum effective dose. Just because someone on here says they take 100 mg of the stuff without side effects doesn't mean you will have the same experience. You don't want to end up dead because you wanted a shag.

[MLawro93]

and don't go popping 100 mg of sildenafil as that's the maximum daily dose but it also has an increased risk of side effects. If you have to take ED drugs then take the minimum effective dose. Just because someone on here says they take 100 mg of the stuff without side effects doesn't mean you will have the same experience. You don't want to end up dead because you wanted a shag.

Worse ways to go to be honest. 

[RandomGuy99]

Worse ways to go to be honest. 

Except you may not die shagging but die on the way home taking out some innocent people in the process.

[MLawro93]

Except you may not die shagging but die on the way home taking out some innocent people in the process.

That's a fair point. Never actually realised that coupled with the heat and if you take something like Viagra, its quite a bit risky. Learn something new everyday 

[quatter11]

My worst nightmare, dying in a brothel or WG’s gaffe. Imagine the shame of those you’d left behind. BTW wasn’t there a famous case when someone had a heart attack in a brothel and the fire brigade had to take out a first floor window and winch him down? Sure I remember reading that somewhere.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Perhaps one of the ladies hereon ought to post this problem over to the SAFFE site, might be of use to some poor girl having the wrong sort of stiff on ther hands!..

[Stevelondon]

We all handle the heat differently. I’m more your shorts and T-Shirt type of guy most times to be honest 😂

But I got into the habit of drinking water a long time ago. More so in this weather.
I still feel the heat though. Although not as much as my phone as it just froze on me recently.

Bloody hell. Imagine if I was out punting and needed to text a “I’m here” message. 😱

[Thephoenix]

I've had a couple of episodes of feeling I was going to faint post punt on very hot days.
Thankfully not during the punt but shortly after.

After consultations with relevant medics and my own experience, I learnt that the likely reason was dehydration and mixing ED meds with  candesartan (BP meds).

I've learnt my lesson thank goodness.

Severe heat, dehydration, ED meds and blood pressure meds all have the effect of lowering blood pressure.
Adding them all  together may cause problems for some folk.

[fatboy]

Sorry but I can not understand why anyone in their early 30's is taking ED  meds unless they have an existing condition.
At that age I could get it up all day.

[Jamesb92]

Reading about blood pressure and meds, it makes sense when combining that with heat and dehydration. I have ED meds due to the side effects of SSRIs and Propranolol which cause delayed ejaculation and I get stressed about not finishing which starts to distract me and my blood flow fluctuates. Having to stop and get back into it etc.. I believe both meds affect blood pressure themselves. I hadn't taken my meds this morning and have banged a few times with no issues so I didn't think about it tbf. Still funny though

[Doc Holliday]

Reading about blood pressure and meds, it makes sense when combining that with heat and dehydration. I have ED meds due to the side effects of SSRIs and Propranolol which cause delayed ejaculation and I get stressed about not finishing which starts to distract me and my blood flow fluctuates. Having to stop and get back into it etc.. I believe both meds affect blood pressure themselves. I hadn't taken my meds this morning and have banged a few times with no issues so I didn't think about it tbf. Still funny though

I cannot believe you find this amusing?

So now the full story emerges. You describe yourself as a fit 30 year old, but now reveal that you are prescribed SSRI's and a beta blocker, which can affect your blood pressure.

In extreme heat you prepare for sex with a coffee and no other fluid intake and then 'bang away for 15 minutes'. In addition you appear to be 'self trialling' taking ED meds without input from your GP (presumably purchased online?) which may also have an effect on your BP (although on its own this is normally minimal) If you had read the PIL with both Propranalol and Sildenafil it would have advised you the importance of keeping hydrated. In addition you appear to have maybe strayed from your usual timing of taking your meds?

Yet despite this medical history the first thing that entered your head was that an SP had drugged you?

[Strawberry]

I am going to interject a little here whilst the OP digests the Doc's response. I have found quite a few, some punters avoid fluid and food before a booking, some of this is to avoid the need to urinate which can interfere with performance, and of course food can slow down absorption of ED medication. The result is dry mouth, and rumbly stomach. The former during a heat wave is not a great idea.

All the above said even general population can find keeping hydrated and eating regularly difficult.

[Fitsarahgfe]

Yet despite this medical history the first thing that entered your head was that an SP had drugged you?

Drug him, rape him, rob him, that was obviously the plan. And imagine how inconvenient it would’ve been for the poor innocent lady if he had died in her room 

[Stevelondon]

Drug him, rape him, rob him, that was obviously the plan. And imagine how inconvenient it would’ve been for the poor innocent lady if he had died in her room 

On the brighter said, at least he wouldn't have been able to leave her a negative review. 😱😂

[Fitsarahgfe]

On the brighter said, at least he wouldn't have been able to leave her a negative review. 😱😂

But the next guy she would have to cancel on probably would.
And if it had happened in a hotel room, would they even give her a new room afterwards? So many questions…

[Blackpool Rock]

My worst nightmare, dying in a brothel or WG’s gaffe. Imagine the shame of those you’d left behind. BTW wasn’t there a famous case when someone had a heart attack in a brothel and the fire brigade had to take out a first floor window and winch him down? Sure I remember reading that somewhere.

Was he the same guy they couldn't close the coffin lid   

[Blackpool Rock]

Sorry but I can not understand why anyone in their early 30's is taking ED  meds unless they have an existing condition.
At that age I could get it up all day.

Well everyone's different aren't they, perhaps he does have an underlying condition or perhaps it's more psychological like performance anxiety or stress related 

I only started taking them about 3 years ago and only 25Mg which seems to work but i'd definitely say that previously after a couple of failures I was walking into a punt thinking "What if I struggle" whereas now I don't, I also suffered generally from stress and anxiety so it becomes a vicious circle. 

[Blackpool Rock]

I am going to interject a little here whilst the OP digests the Doc's response. I have found quite a few, some punters avoid fluid and food before a booking, some of this is to avoid the need to urinate which can interfere with performance, and of course food can slow down absorption of ED medication. The result is dry mouth, and rumbly stomach. The former during a heat wave is not a great idea.

All the above said even general population can find keeping hydrated and eating regularly difficult.

Yes I think most people including myself avoid eating too much before a punt to avoid the ED drug not being absorbed properly, I am sometimes in that zone of feeling a bit peckish but wanting a punt so may eat something fairly light like fruit including a banana for some slow burn energy and to take the edge off of the hunger.
Fluid is a hard one as like you say it's not good trying to punt while you need a pee but the other issue is turning up early and having to wait around while being desperate for a piss and not having anywhere you can quickly dive into to relieve yourself, i've had that a few time when the girl has been running late or even ghosted me and thought I was going to piss myself   

[RandomGuy99]

AI generated

Short answer: usually yes — there’s no direct dangerous interaction between propranolol (a nonselective beta‑blocker) and sildenafil (a PDE‑5 inhibitor), but caution is needed and you should check with your clinician.

Key points:
- Interaction risk: No major pharmacologic interaction is established; sildenafil does not significantly alter propranolol levels and vice versa.
- Blood pressure and dizziness: Both drugs can lower blood pressure (sildenafil via vasodilation; propranolol by reducing cardiac output and sympathetic tone). Taking them together can increase the risk of symptomatic hypotension, lightheadedness, or fainting—especially when standing up quickly.
- Heart disease considerations: If you have coronary artery disease, recent heart attack, uncontrolled angina, severe aortic stenosis, or very low resting blood pressure, combining these drugs may be unsafe. Also be careful if you’re on other antihypertensives or nitrates—never combine nitrates with sildenafil.
- Bradycardia/ conduction: Propranolol can cause slow heart rate; if you have known conduction disease or are on other rate‑slowing drugs, monitor with a clinician.
- Dosing/timing: If your clinician approves both, they may recommend taking the lowest effective doses and observing how you respond (monitor BP and symptoms). Avoid alcohol, which can worsen hypotension.

Actionable recommendation:
1. Do not start or combine them without consulting your prescriber or pharmacist.
2. Tell your clinician about all meds (including nitrates, other BP meds, alpha‑blockers), heart problems, and fainting episodes.
3. If you already took both and feel dizzy, faint, chest pain, severe shortness of breath, or syncope, seek immediate medical help.

[RandomGuy99]

Propranolol can also cause erectile dysfunction not just delayed ejaculation

AI generated

Yes — erectile dysfunction (ED) can be a side effect of propranolol.

Brief details:
- Propranolol is a non‑selective beta‑blocker. Sexual side effects including decreased libido and erectile dysfunction have been reported with beta‑blockers as a drug class, and propranolol in particular. 
- Mechanisms may include reduced sympathetic nervous system activity, vascular effects (decreased penile blood flow), and psychological effects (fatigue, depression) that can impair sexual function. 
- The likelihood varies by individual; older beta‑blockers and higher doses tend to have higher rates of sexual side effects than some newer agents. 
- If you suspect propranolol is causing ED, do not stop it abruptly; discuss with the prescriber. Options include dose adjustment, switching to a beta‑blocker with lower sexual side‑effect risk, or trying alternative antihypertensives depending on your condition. Evaluation should also consider other common causes (diabetes, cardiovascular disease, low testosterone, antidepressants, smoking, alcohol, age).

[RandomGuy99]

Drug him, rape him, rob him, that was obviously the plan. And imagine how inconvenient it would’ve been for the poor innocent lady if he had died in her room 

Agreed, there are only so many bodies you can store under a bed and getting them down stairs without people noticing can be tricky especially on your own.

[scutty brown]

I cannot believe you find this amusing?

So now the full story emerges. You describe yourself as a fit 30 year old, but now reveal that you are prescribed SSRI's and a beta blocker, which can affect your blood pressure.

In extreme heat you prepare for sex with a coffee and no other fluid intake and then 'bang away for 15 minutes'. In addition you appear to be 'self trialling' taking ED meds without input from your GP (presumably purchased online?) which may also have an effect on your BP (although on its own this is normally minimal) If you had read the PIL with both Propranalol and Sildenafil it would have advised you the importance of keeping hydrated. In addition you appear to have maybe strayed from your usual timing of taking your meds?

Yet despite this medical history the first thing that entered your head was that an SP had drugged you?

I've collapsed twice in a parlour under these sort of circumstances and got close a couple of times more and each time it was down to a combination of ED meds  and other drugs with heat - mainly from sitting in a jacuzzi, or in a sauna room. In my case there was also the fact that at the time I had undiagnosed Parkinsons which can cause all sorts of complications.
But essentially anything that drops your BP can knock you out - ED drugs, beta-blockers, alpha-blockers, L-DOPA.....are just a few.
Tamsulosin (for enlarged prostate) was the worst one for me - that made me prone to collapsing in the street
Drugs and heat don't go together

[Jamesb92]

If I'm found in a WGs room or a parlour having snuffed it, just throw me in the bin

[Massage Bloke]

"Yet despite this medical history the first thing that entered your head was that an SP had drugged you?"


First, second and third thought:

1st: "I thought to myself 'oh fuck me, she's fucking spiked me"

2nd: "She was just on the bed chilling which was making me think she'd spiked me even more"

3rd: "got up, completely drenched in sweat to check whether she'd robbed me, about to kick off "

[Jonestown]

If I'm found in a WGs room or a parlour having snuffed it, just throw me in the bin

At least give her some warning so she can get someone round to harvest your organs, don’t be selfish.

You sound like a complete toe-rag, 30 years old and think you’re invincible, imagine the grief you would bring down on the girl, plus you must have someone somewhere who gives a toss about you, how would they feel ?

[Blackpool Rock]

IMO people are getting on the OP's case a bit too much, isn't this site about exchanging information about punting along with stories / experiences funny / unusual etc 

He's padded this one out and made it into a review as suggested by someone else however I note he's only been here 11 days and has already done 3 reviews which puts some other well established members to shame

Rather than piling on and making the guy feel unwelcome perhaps we should all be grateful that a newbie is willing to contribute 

[MLawro93]

Yes he was careless and made a mistake, lets just hope he learns from his mistake. Don't mix meds, stay hydrated, and don't assume the worst immediately (given his state, doubt he was thinking rationally).

[scutty brown]

IMO people are getting on the OP's case a bit too much, isn't this site about exchanging information about punting along with stories / experiences funny / unusual etc 

He's padded this one out and made it into a review as suggested by someone else however I note he's only been here 11 days and has already done 3 reviews which puts some other well established members to shame

Rather than piling on and making the guy feel unwelcome perhaps we should all be grateful that a newbie is willing to contribute 

Hey BP.......did you ever meet Chelsey, one of the Garfoot gremlins?
According to one of the other girls in that group she'd had three blokes die on her....

[Blackpool Rock]

Hey BP.......did you ever meet Chelsey, one of the Garfoot gremlins?
According to one of the other girls in that group she'd had three blokes die on her....

Nah i'm quite picky normally so AFAIK have avoided any of the old Garfoot crew, I remember you saying before how one of the girls had a body count of 3 

[Jamesb92]

Ladies and gents, I'm being facetious and ignoring replies because I don't care to get into a back and forth with strangers on what strikes me as an unnecessary analysis of a stupid story posted on a forum dedicated to reviewing escorts and parlours, written with the intention of being humorous. It does not require this level of scrutiny.

However, I will say, that my immediate thought of being spiked is due to 1. having been spiked before (not by a WG) and it feeling similar; 2. the naivety of never having suffered from low blood pressure before (if it was that); 3. not being in a clear mind as nobody would be at the height of feeling faint. Also, I state in my post that it was an obvious overreaction which I immediately backed down from when I came to my senses.

Lighten up a bit. I didn't think this forum was so serious from the subject matter. I posted it with the hope that people would read it and think 'what a fucking dumbass lol', which I am, have a chuckle and also as a word of warning to others thinking solely with their dick before self care, especially in the heat. Nothing happened. We can argue about the 'what if' but nothing happened. I'm fine, she's fine, lesson learnt and still an enjoyable time. Chill out

[RandomGuy99]

I think it's highly unlikely that an SP will ever spike your drink. Most SPs want no drama and just want to be paid to make you cum and then have you fuck off and on to the next SS. They can't be arsed with you lying around unconscious making their place look untidy and stopping them getting on to the next booking and making more money.

[Massage Bloke]

Nah i'm quite picky normally so AFAIK have avoided any of the old Garfoot crew, I remember you saying before how one of the girls had a body count of 3 

Showing you age, BP.

Amongst young women these days, the term "body count" means how many lads they have slept with.

In one of the long gone Soho walk-ups that used to occupy Moor Street, there used to be a maid who went way back to WW2, when she was a fence and an SP.

Even, when I knew her in the late 1980s, she always had a pile of stolen goods in her kitchen, that she would try and sell to the punters.

She also had a horrifying line in stories of her early days as a prossie, which would often involve air raids, and meeting punters in bombed out ruins. As a nervous new to punting guy in my mid twenties it could spoil the mood, by the time I went into the SP's room.

[Massage Bloke]

Ladies and gents, I'm being facetious and ignoring replies because I don't care to get into a back and forth with strangers on what strikes me as an unnecessary analysis of a stupid story posted on a forum dedicated to reviewing escorts and parlours, written with the intention of being humorous. It does not require this level of scrutiny.

However, I will say, that my immediate thought of being spiked is due to 1. having been spiked before (not by a WG) and it feeling similar; 2. the naivety of never having suffered from low blood pressure before (if it was that); 3. not being in a clear mind as nobody would be at the height of feeling faint. Also, I state in my post that it was an obvious overreaction which I immediately backed down from when I came to my senses.

Lighten up a bit. I didn't think this forum was so serious from the subject matter. I posted it with the hope that people would read it and think 'what a fucking dumbass lol', which I am, have a chuckle and also as a word of warning to others thinking solely with their dick before self care, especially in the heat. Nothing happened. We can argue about the 'what if' but nothing happened. I'm fine, she's fine, lesson learnt and still an enjoyable time. Chill out

You're the one on antidepressants!  And I'm guessing your beta blockers are for anxiety, rather than a heart condition.

Most members on this forum are older and it's often reflected in their posting styles.

 

[Doc Holliday]

IMO people are getting on the OP's case a bit too much, isn't this site about exchanging information about punting along with stories / experiences funny / unusual etc 

He's padded this one out and made it into a review as suggested by someone else however I note he's only been here 11 days and has already done 3 reviews which puts some other well established members to shame

Rather than piling on and making the guy feel unwelcome perhaps we should all be grateful that a newbie is willing to contribute 

Assuming that is aimed at me, then I frequently try to welcome new members. However this story was titled 'This will make you laugh'. Perhaps it is just me but I didn't find it amusing.

This was a syncope episode, likely brought on by a drop in blood pressure due to dehydration and exacerbated by the extreme heat, and his medication. It was self inflicted. This was never a 'near death' experience, nor a drink spiking. That was just embroidery.

Forgive me for not cracking a rib 

Anyway welcome to the forum 

[RandomGuy99]

Assuming that is aimed at me, then I frequently try to welcome new members. However this story was titled 'This will make you laugh'. Perhaps it is just me but I didn't find it amusing.

This was a syncope episode, likely brought on by a drop in blood pressure due to dehydration and exacerbated by the extreme heat, and his medication. It was self inflicted. This was never a 'near death' experience, nor a drink spiking. That was just embroidery.

Forgive me for not cracking a rib 

Anyway welcome to the forum 

If he'd fainted on the way down the stairs then it could have been nasty.

[Thephoenix]

At least give her some warning so she can get someone round to harvest your organs, don’t be selfish.

I've agreed to donate all organs.
I just hope they make sure I've properly snuffed it first.

I'd love to think my prize possession could be put to good use and acquire a new lease of life.

[Massage Bloke]

I think some younger guys join the forum and think it's going to be a stag do type atmosphere, with members regaling others about their recent exploits with a local brass, with a lot of bravado and big talk. A kind of Top Gear goes punting.

In reality, many on here are married men with unhappy home lives. Many more are mature men with a range of health problems. Some of us find the expense of punting a big problem, and have to ration our outings to a tiny handful of encounters per year.

BTW, I've always found the Doc's posts very interesting.

BP does the forum proud with his many, many reviews, but if you're not in Blackpool or Preston they are of limited use!

I'm just waiting for the timer clock to appear on my profile!

[Blackpool Rock]

Assuming that is aimed at me, then I frequently try to welcome new members. However this story was titled 'This will make you laugh'. Perhaps it is just me but I didn't find it amusing.

This was a syncope episode, likely brought on by a drop in blood pressure due to dehydration and exacerbated by the extreme heat, and his medication. It was self inflicted. This was never a 'near death' experience, nor a drink spiking. That was just embroidery.

Forgive me for not cracking a rib 

Anyway welcome to the forum 

It wasn't 

[Massage Bloke]

It wasn't 

So who was it aimed at?