If Manchester City were able to score three goals against Liverpool at Anfield last night in the middle of the worst crisis in the club's history, how many will they put past Accrington Stanley and Rotherham United next season?
It’s not often that my local club, Havant & Waterlooville FC – currently languishing second bottom of Southern League Premier Division South – gets a banner headline in the sports section of the
Times, but that is the case today: “Anfield or Havant, we’ll be there’ — defiant fans go bananas for Man City”.
The headline is explained near the start of the report: “Opinions among them may vary, but they all agree on one point, made by long-time supporter Liam Wright. ‘Whether we’re at Anfield again next year or if we’re at Havant & Waterlooville in 18 months, we’ll still be following the club everywhere,’ Wright says.”
Mr Wright obviously knows his stuff, so he must have heard it on the grapevine that – far from playing Accrington and Rotherham in League Two, as I predicted – Manchester City’s sentence may be to play in the Southern League Premier Division South next season. This might be regarded as a cruel and unusual punishment. But Hanworth Villa and Frome Town would certainly welcome the gate receipts.
Incidentally, lest anyone think that Havant & Waterlooville are a negligible outfit, I would remind readers that in the fourth round of the 2007–08 FA Cup the Hawks played Liverpool at Anfield and, as Wikipedia puts it, “caused a sensation by leading twice before eventually losing 5–2”.