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Offline markus12na

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just wondering how much escorts everyone has seen so far. I've been punting for pretty much 10 years now and even though I haven't been counting every punt, I reckon it must be around 100-150 range.

what about everyone else?
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Offline loner

Probably around 60....But if I include regulars even more. Scary lol

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Enough to not want to know the answer.

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just wondering how much escorts everyone has seen so far. I've been punting for pretty much 10 years now and even though I haven't been counting every punt, I reckon it must be around 100-150 range.

what about everyone else?

If you've been punting for 10 years and have racked up between 100-150 punts why have you only done 1 review?

Offline snaitram99

Probably around 60....But if I include regulars even more. Scary lol

Why would you not include regulars?

Questions asks how many escorts, not how many times, so count each once.

Offline I like natural boobs

In my entire punting life going back many many years I've seen around 240 escorts and had sex with an escort around 660 times. This means that I average around 2.75 punts with the same SP. That 2.75 figure was much much lower when I was young. Back then I just wanted to shag as many girls as possible and would rarely book anyone more than once. As an older punter I like to see the same girls over and over again.

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78 according to my spread sheet  :lol: some more than once but not many.
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Offline alabama1

If you've been punting for 10 years and have racked up between 100-150 punts why have you only done 1 review?
Because he had to as he was on a ban countdown here.
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Not only is your review contribution lame, your punting count is lame.

@Docfriend has punted over 800 girls in a similar time frame.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=453135.msg4442616#msg4442616

However, i think both of you are full of shit.

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Yet another banal and pointless thread.  Seems some people just can’t help themselves.

Offline runner in the woods

I dread to think, I've lost AW feedback twice now and both times was in the high 80s, I don't use AW feedback much now as was finding less and less whores were giving it back. So id guess a couple of hundred over 20 yrs. The cost don't bear thinking about.

Offline GoldTop

Yet another banal and pointless thread.  Seems some people just can’t help themselves.

yup. like asking folk what they had for tea last night.
« Last Edit: April 09, 2026, 01:21:12 pm by GoldTop »

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 :hi: Posts like this are many and at first I got involved in the "Ive seen x many " I too have kept several spread sheets and some colections of videos the last were nicked with my phone a brick luckily a few years ago the spread sheets I deleted and my notebooks I burnt. After having beers and counting up how much cash I d blown on WGs though the 40 odd years of banging them dont get me wrong ive loved almost every miniute of being in there ploughing away but in cold thought it is upseting to think of it.  :rolleyes:

Ive shagged maybe well over 1500* a lot of Soho walk ups and cheapey  WGs  :dance:     But Ive only ever had maybe 5 women make love to me free of charge. and a few WGs that have just done things new to me. :kissgirl:

Those are the ones Ill be thinking of in my last few mins here  :drinks:
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How many?
Probably about £,£££

Offline Munter84

60-70 different girls. Probably.

Offline MJ.spritzen

I've wondered this from time to time. I only started reviewing on here in 2016 (I think), by which point I was 7 years into my punting journey.

I've been with, on average, a WG every month since 2016 - although not all of them were unique WGs, they were regulars. I must have spent most of 2016 with my tongue up Tania's anus [https://www.adultwork.com/2987046]. In my hey-day I would have one a week. So by my estimate, I must have been with at least 500 WGs, but certainly no more than 800.

It says a lot when I cant even remember some of the reviews I've posted on here. I was with on WG in 2023 who had a unique tattoo on her thigh. I recognized it from somewhere but couldn't put my finger on it. During the punt she said I looked familiar. Weeks later I twigged what it was... I'd punted with her when she was in her early 20s as a means to earn some easy cash. 10 years later she, again, needed quick cash and there I was supplying her.

I've had some awful punts, some crazy punts and some absolutely amazing punts. What a game this is.
« Last Edit: April 09, 2026, 06:57:43 pm by MJ.spritzen »


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Offline mrwhite

How many?
Probably about £,£££

My estimate is about ££,£££!

In fact, what I've spent on punting would have bought a very nice car or paid off a huge chunk of my mortgage.

Online Coriniumstud

42
But I’ve had a regular for the last 4 years
 so I’ve cut down on meeting new ones

Online therichardrichard

As many of us do I've got a spreadsheet and that tells me its 47 since January 2020. Mostly all one timers but a handfull of repeat visits to give the good ones a second go!

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Hope all you guys have got a good and strong password on all these spreadsheets, we don’t want you making a guest appearance on the thread about getting nearly nailed by your spouses.

Offline OakTree

I've wondered this from time to time. I only started reviewing on here in 2016 (I think), by which point I was 7 years into my punting journey.

I've been with, on average, a WG every month since 2016 - although not all of them were unique WGs, they were regulars. I must have spent most of 2016 with my tongue up Tania's anus [https://www.adultwork.com/2987046]. In my hey-day I would have one a week. So by my estimate, I must have been with at least 500 WGs, but certainly no more than 800.

It says a lot when I cant even remember some of the reviews I've posted on here. I was with on WG in 2023 who had a unique tattoo on her thigh. I recognized it from somewhere but couldn't put my finger on it. During the punt she said I looked familiar. Weeks later I twigged what it was... I'd punted with her when she was in her early 20s as a means to earn some easy cash. 10 years later she, again, needed quick cash and there I was supplying her.

I've had some awful punts, some crazy punts and some absolutely amazing punts. What a game this is.



For me it’s hard to really know how many I’ve seen. It’s happened to me a couple times where the girl has recognised me from a previous meet and then I’ve suddenly remembered her but if we’d not had that punt again I doubt I’d of ever thought about or have memories of her. I do wonder how many have just faded away in my mind.

Only last year I booked a girl, had a great time and a nice chat after and off I went on my jolly way. As far as I was concerned it was the first time we’d met. It was later that day, I was going over in my mind what we were talking about and something just clicked. She’d been talking about her working name and that she’d she always used the same name one way or another for years. I suddenly realised I’d seen her before probably near fifteen years ago, maybe a bit less. It had also been a shit meet oddly. I confirmed it by checking on here with her current AW profile and previous ones and it was her.

If we hadn’t of had that chat after I would never have thought twice about her.


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Offline Monaco

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If we hadn’t of had that chat after I would never have thought twice about her.

I've never forgotten anyone I've ever met let alone fucked.
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Offline OakTree

I've never forgotten anyone I've ever met let alone fucked.

I don’t think I’m on my own there. In-fact I’ve had it happen the other way too where I’ve booked a girl I’ve seen before and once in the room it’s apparent she doesn’t recognise or remember me.

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I don’t think I’m on my own there. In-fact I’ve had it happen the other way too where I’ve booked a girl I’ve seen before and once in the room it’s apparent she doesn’t recognise or remember me.

I reckon she's done way more fucking than you so that is understandable.
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Offline OakTree

I reckon she's done way more fucking than you so that is understandable.

Your point is?

Offline Sperminator22

107 if you count Prague's "brothels".
41 in Italy.
54 in the U.K.
11 in the Czech Republic.
One in the U.S.
Started in 2011, but I accelerated in 2021 (67 out of 107 after the pancemic).

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300+
I was like a dog with 2 dicks for the first few years, couldn't get enough, dread to think how much I spent.  :crazy:
I've slowed down a lot in the last few years due to personal circumstances.

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Fuck the money, remember, we are not taking anything with us, if we feel good doing this hobby that's all that matters.

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Fuck the money, remember, we are not taking anything with us, if we feel good doing this hobby that's all that matters.

Money wasn't a factor in the original question.

Offline signy

My review count says 83. Up that by about 50% for escorts not reviewed (for various reasons). So probably around 120-130 different escorts total. Best estimate I can manage.

Offline YorkshireLad

I haven’t got a clue, lost track years ago. I was punting before I discovered this site & if you include repeat visits, sugar babies & erotic massages I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s near 1000.

Offline Blackpool Rock

Fuck the money, remember, we are not taking anything with us, if we feel good doing this hobby that's all that matters.
Exactly  :thumbsup:

I started punting about 24 years ago and started off slowly so it could be 2/3/4 months between punts but then after a couple of years it became 6 weeks then monthly then 2/3/4 times a month until i've finally arrived at roughly 6 a month on average

There have been previous threads like this and my latest estimate is around 800 paid punts with 500 different women so in todays money it's got to be around £65-£70K but then if you add on fuel costs etc then more like £80K

I don't view it as a waste of money if it makes you feel good about yourself in the moment then it's pure self indulgence in the same way some people get a lift from buying new clothes or drinking a bottle of high quality spirit that costs £60 rather than the £20 bottle from Tesco

I've lost more on gambling over the same time frame and I know whatever I leave behind when I pop my clogs will be spent on shite in double quick time, that's unless some robbing care home doesn't rip through it in a few years before kicking me out to a cheap shitty council run one once the coffers have run dry  :thumbsdown:

So for the time being it's whores; gambling and flash cars (still in the planning stage but will happen in the next year or two), anything left over i'll probably just waste on fuck all  :music:

Offline Stevelondon

Did somebody actually say “Like many of us do I use a spreadsheet” 😱

Bloody hell. I’m playing this punting game all wrong …….apparently. 🤷🏼

Now if you’ll just excuse me for a while. I’m busy using my abacus and I’ll get back to you a bit later.

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Now if you’ll just excuse me for a while. I’m busy using my abacus and I’ll get back to you a bit later.

Make sure you have a box of tissues handy.

This is another perennial topic, which inevitably turns into a body count 'pissing' thread  :D

Due to a hard drive failure in 2010 my spreadsheets have been lost  :D

Offline MLawro93

I've never forgotten anyone I've ever met let alone fucked.

Same thing for me. I even remember everything that we talk about. It freaks people out when I remember random things about them when we meet again after a long break (whether that be in punting or just normal life). I've had to tone it down to the point I act dumb sometimes, as I find it does bother people if I remember that they really love chocolate ice cream  :D

Offline pbrown355

I've never forgotten anyone I've ever met let alone fucked.
How would you know?
And...spreadsheets, why?

Offline merseyrob

I kept count until I reached 50 women but then gave up. Some girls become regulars for a period of time (there is one I still see now who I first saw more than 15 years ago) so it is not number of punts = different girls. At my peak I was punting once a week and I worked out I had some 30 different women in a year, but now it is far less. If I was to take a guess it would be around 700 punts and 500 girls since I first started in the 90s. Average cost when I started was around £35-40 for a pump and dump parlour punt, whereas now I will pay up to £100 for half an hour GFE.
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Offline Davey80

As it happens I keep a detailed record….

I have fucked 145 women:

- 133 SPs
- 12 civvies / GFs

Includes 14 duos two of which were genuine girl on girl threesomes.

Also one pair of sisters (at different times).

I’ve also broken down the SPs to nationality / ethnicity and what we did: bj, doggy, mish, tit fuck, cum on tits etc…but I won’t bore anyone with that!

I’d like to get to 200 in my lifetime.


Offline Stevelondon

As it happens I keep a detailed record….

I have fucked 145 women:

- 133 SPs
- 12 civvies / GFs

Includes 14 duos two of which were genuine girl on girl threesomes.

Also one pair of sisters (at different times).

I’ve also broken down the SPs to nationality / ethnicity and what we did: bj, doggy, mish, tit fuck, cum on tits etc…but I won’t bore anyone with that!

I’d like to get to 200 in my lifetime.



😱.   OMG……..   I think I shall just say something along the lines of, “I’ve forgotten more than I can remember”

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😱.   OMG……..   I think I shall just say something along the lines of, “I’ve forgotten more than I can remember”

I can’t remember ones I saw a fortnight ago, maybe I need a spreadsheet and some pivot tables.

Offline Markc

About 70 different escorts over 35 years. Some become regulars and saw them many times.
Got one regular l meet in 2008 and still see her today. Must of seem her over 50 times and
she still great today.

Offline Blackpool Rock

I can’t remember ones I saw a fortnight ago, maybe I need a spreadsheet and some pivot tables.
Yeah I forget the majority of punts as they are Neutral / mediocre however i've lost count how many time I search an AW profile number only to find i've reviewed them before, it's actually saved me from quite a few repeat disasters  :drinks:

When I read a review back I then start remembering them properly so it's a great way to keep a record  :thumbsup:

Online Thephoenix

Did somebody actually say “Like many of us do I use a spreadsheet” 😱

Bloody hell. I’m playing this punting game all wrong …….apparently. 🤷🏼


I use a groundsheet when I'm shagging Fag-ash Lill in the allotments.
It's covered in snail tracks.

Online therichardrichard

There definitely seems to be two camps here, those that keep detailed records and those that don't!

My sex spreadsheet doesn't go as far as having a column for postions though or a chart showing the number of blowjobs over time...YET! :D

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How would you know?
And...spreadsheets, why?

Because I've met them surely that's obvious and I have a photographic memory.
The spreadsheet is because I like maths.
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Offline Blackpool Rock

I use a groundsheet when I'm shagging Fag-ash Lill in the allotments.
It's covered in snail tracks.
So she doesn't have any legs  :lol:

Offline Festa

Over 50 years of doing this stuff and spreadsheets were largely unknown at that time. Lotus 123 was mid 1970s. Honestly, I have lost count. On sleepless nights, I try to remember faces, names and any memorable shags, it is better than counting sheep. It is odd that I can recall clearly shags from say twenty years ago but much less of recent ones.

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So she doesn't have any legs  :lol:

She's got one.
I thought they were probably my emissions. :unknown: