Author Topic: how many escorts have you seen so far?  (Read 11517 times)

Offline Stevelondon

Over 50 years of doing this stuff and spreadsheets were largely unknown at that time. Lotus 123 was mid 1970s. Honestly, I have lost count. On sleepless nights, I try to remember faces, names and any memorable shags, it is better than counting sheep. It is odd that I can recall clearly shags from say twenty years ago but much less of recent ones.

Yes similarly.
I can still recount one or two excursions into deepest Soho as a lad of 20ish……… not having been in London long.
A saggy boobed woman up one flight of stairs gave me a porn mag to look at so she could get me over the line as she blew me (I was pissed) …….. she lost her rag cos she thought I was reading the story and not looking at the pictures.  :D :lol:

Yet there is a huge void of punting escapades I can’t recall from let’s say 35-55 😂🤷🏼

Offline randyrobert

I used to keep a tally-but long gone. I reckon about 500 SPs- but then I did start in 1979 (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=435653.msg4330596#msg4330596). That tally includes parties which I used to enjoy

I did have ambitions of going for 1000 but ailing finances and opportunity means that target unreachable

Offline Chazz

I can’t remember ones I saw a fortnight ago, maybe I need a spreadsheet and some pivot pervert tables.

Spelling fixed for you.  :hi:

Offline Blackpool Rock

Spelling fixed for you.  :hi:
Would those Pervert tables use SINe waves  :unknown: Sorry to go off on a tangent  :rolleyes:

Coat on and already out the door  :D

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Would those Pervert tables use SINe waves  :unknown: Sorry to go off on a tangent  :rolleyes:

Coat on and already out the door  :D
BR, you really excell at comedy.  :lol:

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Yes similarly.
I can still recount one or two excursions into deepest Soho as a lad of 20ish……… not having been in London long.
A saggy boobed woman up one flight of stairs gave me a porn mag to look at so she could get me over the line as she blew me (I was pissed) …….. she lost her rag cos she thought I was reading the story and not looking at the pictures.  :D :lol:

Yet there is a huge void of punting escapades I can’t recall from let’s say 35-55 😂🤷🏼

Steve  :hi: I too remember Soho in the late 70`s and early 80`s it was great as a young lad the older Maltese ladies would allow a doulbe cum and at £10 a go for them it was fantasic as I was on good wages and cash tips which went on the WGs there I dd notice a change in the WGs attude to me as I aged in my mid 20s and 30 a doudle cum shot never happened in soho after my 20th  but doing several girls in a day was my treat to myself ...I wish I could do that now sadly not gonna happen :( :( :(
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Offline jimf67

I have not only a detailed spreadsheet, but also a Google Map! (not on my own Google account, obvs)

A lot of the time I'll look at my sheet and go "Who? Where?", but then the map jogs my memory and it's "Aah, yes, her!"

Offline hamchang

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Been whoring for 28 years now. In the beginning it was a couple of times a month. From 2001-2007 once or twice a week, usually twice. 2007-2016 I lived abroad. First 4 years I kept up that level, with a lot more threesomes in there. Slowed down on returning here to the UK, to about once a month until 2021 ish when I had a great regular, and more SB's. Now its very rare, perhaps once or twice a year unless I get a whoring bee in my bonnet. Using the magic of AI, changing whores fucked for apples eaten, it gives me the following.

🧮 Total estimate
Early years: 72
2001–2007: 624
2007–2011: 458
2011–2016: 780
2016–2021: 60
2021–2026: 8

👉 Total ≈ 2,000 apples

I very very rarely repeat a girl so that is all fresh pussy. Up until about 2003 I couldn't remember them all. Now? Only the really good or really bad stand out.


Offline Mick2342234

I'm not a heavy user like many, I tend to just go through spells, and wait for someone I really think is going to scratch an itch.

I've had 15 punts (not counting massages, but I've had 3 massages). Every now and then someone will pop up who I get keen on and I tend to wait until our availability lines up rather than punt someone I didn't want to see that much.

Most are reviewed on here as I didn't really get into it until I was a member.

Offline simon07

Been whoring for 28 years now. In the beginning it was a couple of times a month. From 2001-2007 once or twice a week, usually twice. 2007-2016 I lived abroad. First 4 years I kept up that level, with a lot more threesomes in there. Slowed down on returning here to the UK, to about once a month until 2021 ish when I had a great regular, and more SB's. Now its very rare, perhaps once or twice a year unless I get a whoring bee in my bonnet. Using the magic of AI, changing whores fucked for apples eaten, it gives me the following.

🧮 Total estimate
Early years: 72
2001–2007: 624
2007–2011: 458
2011–2016: 780
2016–2021: 60
2021–2026: 8

👉 Total ≈ 2,000 apples

I very very rarely repeat a girl so that is all fresh pussy. Up until about 2003 I couldn't remember them all. Now? Only the really good or really bad stand out.

It’s the duration that makes a big difference  :hi: well done. Been doing it for 18 years and the early years there was good value WGs in Parlours at good prices. Now opportunity is less and i am more focused.

I am around 1300 punts with individual women and it has gone up to 1600 if i count repeats.

Offline dubs

I wonder if any girls keep a count of how many clients they have seen?

Silly me, of course they would in order to do their tax returns. ;)

Offline Thephoenix

On reflection I've only seen one escort.
But there must have been hundreds of prostitutes, working girls, sex workers, ladies of the night, Jezebels, harlots, strumpet, floozies, tarts, hustlers, call girls, whores, hookers and masseuses, of varying ages, shapes, sizes and colours, sometimes with cocks, usually without, sometimes in groups ( mixed or otherwise) and far too many to recall.
Mostly long before spreadsheets were invented.
Happy mammaries!  :rolleyes:
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Offline hamchang

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It’s the duration that makes a big difference  :hi: well done. Been doing it for 18 years and the early years there was good value WGs in Parlours at good prices.

Kitties & Co in Strichly Birmingham was one of my go to's. Had a membership, so didn't have to pay the £10 at the door. So then all I had was the £25 to the girl. Back in the early 2000's, it was a fiver per extra so I would be in there 2-3 times a week. Sometimes I'd pump one girl, and have a smoke on the dirty sofa with the girls and go and fuck another. For £60 I could get an hour with a regular with OWO and DFK and multiple pops. The Lithuanians we in ascendancy at that point and the service was spot on most of the time.

Online jamiekinkxxx

I started in circa 1998/99... cannot remember exactly but do still remember the experience  :thumbsup:

Due to the number of years (25+) of partaking in this hobby, I really have no clue, but it would be well over 100, maybe close to 200, but really I stopped counting years ago

I've had periods of prolific usage (months when I would do it weekly) and elongated times of not seeing anyone (complete hiatus). In the early years I hardly ever repeat visited, but more recently I keep my visits to a chosen few.


Offline Spamhead75

98 punts with 27 ladies in 19 years. Unlikely to increase the number of ladies by much but might see a new one for my hundredth punt which should be in the next month or two

Offline Knucklehead

I reckoned about 700 probably 25 years ago, I used to go to parties quite often and being younger had more lead in my pencil so the tally we went up a lot at them. I couldn’t guess how many since then a few hundred I suppose, I’ve got a regular who I’ve probably punted a hundred times in the last 4 years so don’t see as many new ones these days. I wouldn’t swap all the fantastic times with some stunning women for a nice car or a chunk off the mortgage, I love this hobby!

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 :hi: Looking over these posts with a coffe before work I thought about the guys that post about the risk of catching something :D :D :D

Ive punted since 16 years old now 64 and when I started Bareback was done by many in Soho and else were then the Aids scare caused rubbering up and the Ski Brigade and Herpes entered the civie world.

In all my days and a few of the other mature punters Ive met at parties despite shagging dozens of WGs though the years the worst I and they have had has been what Ive got now an ingroing hair due to shaving and a sore urthea due to excess wanking the thing up to hardness which i then made worse drinking fruit juice  :(

I expect if you did a pro rater for the WGs re number of guys cock vs complications the worst might be soreness other wise they wouldnt be in it as long as many are.As soon as I no longer have a red spot ( which is fading ) Ill be out for a chinese snack maybe a number 69  :drinks:

Offline EUGENE TACKLEBERRY

I have em all wrote down, its somewhere in the house, last count i remember it being  a little over 100, do id say about 120 give or take, slowed down alot nowadays, prices, generally can't be arsed, the reliable regular packed in, and post nut clarity is a thing.

Offline Trotter671

Lost count ages ago. Must be a couple of 100 over the years. Had some fantastic times with some absolute stunners and a few not so great obviously. I tend not to ponder as could probably have retired early with the money I have spent over the years - some bloody good memories though!!!

Online RandomGuy99

I'm probably around the 160 mark. I went through a phase of seeing 3 or 4 different ones a week for months. Now, I mostly can't be arsed.

Offline Colston36

I have not only a detailed spreadsheet, but also a Google Map! (not on my own Google account, obvs)

A lot of the time I'll look at my sheet and go "Who? Where?", but then the map jogs my memory and it's "Aah, yes, her!"


The overwhelming message I conclude  from this thread is that whatever you do for a living many of you are at heart accountants.

Online jamiekinkxxx

Lost count ages ago. Must be a couple of 100 over the years. Had some fantastic times with some absolute stunners and a few not so great obviously. I tend not to ponder as could probably have retired early with the money I have spent over the years - some bloody good memories though!!!

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Offline Atrueyorkie

Not only is your review contribution lame, your punting count is lame.

@Docfriend has punted over 800 girls in a similar time frame.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=453135.msg4442616#msg4442616

However, i think both of you are full of shit.

Agreed  :hi:

Online webpunter

just wondering how much escorts everyone has seen so far. I've been punting for pretty much 10 years now and even though I haven't been counting every punt, I reckon it must be around 100-150 range.

what about everyone else?

thanks for sharing
this is what ukp is all about
 :hi:

Offline Thephoenix

I have not only a detailed spreadsheet, but also a Google Map! (not on my own Google account, obvs)

A lot of the time I'll look at my sheet and go "Who? Where?", but then the map jogs my memory and it's "Aah, yes, her!"

Just wondering if you wear an anorak and enjoyed train spotting as a youth?  :lol:  :thumbsup: :drinks:

Online webpunter

Just wondering if you wear an anorak and enjoyed train spotting as a youth?  :lol:  :thumbsup: :drinks:

I cant see any inference that he's stopped
Both wearing an anorak
& train spotting

Offline Logitech

Somewhere in the 250/300 area.


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Offline midspunter

In my entire punting life going back many many years I've seen around 240 escorts and had sex with an escort around 660 times. This means that I average around 2.75 punts with the same SP. That 2.75 figure was much much lower when I was young. Back then I just wanted to shag as many girls as possible and would rarely book anyone more than once. As an older punter I like to see the same girls over and over again.

Me too. I think in my first 20 years of punting, I probably saw more than 100 women but I'll bet it's been no higher than 20 in the last decade and the vast majority of visits have been the same 2-3 women. Quality over quantity, I suppose.


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Offline tp69

Including foreign hookers, around 130, and 27 civvies.

Less than 10 in total that were exceptional and particularly memorable. But then also very few that were terrible, thanks in large part to this site.

Offline jeanphillipe

I had a spreadsheet ... I stopped updating it. I genuinely can't remember the faces of a lot of the girls unless I have pics or the ones that really stood out.

I never saw the same girl twice but my mindset is starting to changing I'm thinking about keeping regulars these days 

Offline advent2016

I've kept a punting diary since the 90s that I intend to publish after my death a bit like Samuel Pepys.
Since 2014 the total is around 570 including repeats and regulars. It fell a lot after the big C also I'm older preferring quality to quantity

Offline EUGENE TACKLEBERRY

Lost count ages ago. Must be a couple of 100 over the years. Had some fantastic times with some absolute stunners and a few not so great obviously. I tend not to ponder as could probably have retired early with the money I have spent over the years - some bloody good memories though!!!

Making memories is key, like jimmy car says, fucknall in a shopping mall you give a shit about 5yrs later, I see his point

Offline Ivor Hunch

Would those Pervert tables use SINe waves  :unknown: Sorry to go off on a tangent  :rolleyes:

Coat on and already out the door  :D

disappointing you didn't mention cos-play

Offline jimf67

Just wondering if you wear an anorak and enjoyed train spotting as a youth?  :lol:  :thumbsup: :drinks:

Anorak - no. As for trains, let's just say my office overlooks a railway line and I might have an app on my phone that allows me to note the locomotives that pass by...  :lol:

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Offline Grigore

Been whoring for 28 years now. In the beginning it was a couple of times a month. From 2001-2007 once or twice a week, usually twice. 2007-2016 I lived abroad. First 4 years I kept up that level, with a lot more threesomes in there. Slowed down on returning here to the UK, to about once a month until 2021 ish when I had a great regular, and more SB's. Now its very rare, perhaps once or twice a year unless I get a whoring bee in my bonnet. Using the magic of AI, changing whores fucked for apples eaten, it gives me the following.

🧮 Total estimate
Early years: 72
2001–2007: 624
2007–2011: 458
2011–2016: 780
2016–2021: 60
2021–2026: 8

👉 Total ≈ 2,000 apples

I very very rarely repeat a girl so that is all fresh pussy. Up until about 2003 I couldn't remember them all. Now? Only the really good or really bad stand out.

Damn, those numbers of apples are impressive.
I’m sitting at around 60 so far, and most of them are sensual massage providers with some naughty extras.

Offline jaguar

I've been punting for about 25 years now and probably average 50 punts a year.
So probably about 1250 encounters, but many of those were repeats, so I would guess around 300 different ladies.

Offline WelshClipper

I have not only a detailed spreadsheet, but also a Google Map! (not on my own Google account, obvs)

A lot of the time I'll look at my sheet and go "Who? Where?", but then the map jogs my memory and it's "Aah, yes, her!"

I am lucky enough to have kept enough info of every escort I have seen since I started. Closing in on 200 now though sadly only 64 on here.

Took me a while to grow a pair  :crazy:

Offline Count Duckula

stopped counting when i ran out of fingers and toes

Offline torbayfecker

About 40.

Some terrible and would never return. Some amazing, most decent enough to be positive. Only about 5 were negworthy. About 18 I'd pay again if the chance occurred.

Offline MaxVerstappen

stopped counting when i ran out of fingers and toes

So you stopped at 18 then…

Offline recycler

Not prolific by any measure, 68 names on my spreadsheet (nerd and punter) with a total of 112 visits, one SP visited 14 times. Rated on the spreadsheet for Face-Attitude-Figure-Service, each rated out of 10, meaning 40 is the best punt ever. I call it my FAFS rating! Highest rating is 37 and the lowest is 1.

Offline alabama1

Not prolific by any measure, 68 names on my spreadsheet (nerd and punter) with a total of 112 visits, one SP visited 14 times. Rated on the spreadsheet for Face-Attitude-Figure-Service, each rated out of 10, meaning 40 is the best punt ever. I call it my FAFS rating! Highest rating is 37 and the lowest is 1.
To receive a rating of 1 out of 40, you would need to have gone through with the punt. Why would you  have done that, as going off your scoring criteria,  three of the four scores would have been zero out of 10  :unknown: