Should someone wish to write the ‘Rules of Punting’, can I suggest that Rule 4 - after Rule 1 ‘’Always have a Plan B’, and Rule 2 ‘Make sure your phone is properly charged’ and Rule 3 ‘Don’t get your hopes up’ - would be ‘Don’t book a punt with a girl who is returning to her home country the following day’.
'Cos she probably isn’t going to be that into you.
Which she wasn’t.
*sigh*
I’ll keep this short as it was a pretty poor punt, and I don’t think she's coming back.
ProsShe looks just like her photos – impossibly fabulous body. Looks like a million dollars when being vigorously taken from behind.
Lovely long swooshy hair
Fairly decent OWO
Looked very hard for my missing sock at the end of the punt. Which neither of us could find.
Nice warm, discreet, accessible flat
ConsPolite but frosty.
Lips firmly closed.
Every thrust seemed to illicit a very faint grunt of disapproval.
Her mind – in summary – was certainly somewhere else. Possibly on the family Yak farm back in the home country. I should imagine Yaks are the very devil to milk on those frosty Romanian mornings. Treat the animal right, slap it on the arse, give its teats a good tug, and the milk will come spurting out? I guess those are what we call ‘Transferable Skills’, Sophie?
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