'Sophie A' - Aldgate

[Dead Wood]

Should someone wish to write the ‘Rules of Punting’, can I suggest that Rule 4 - after Rule 1 ‘’Always have a Plan B’, and Rule 2 ‘Make sure your phone is properly charged’ and Rule 3 ‘Don’t get your hopes up’ - would be ‘Don’t book a punt with a girl who is returning to her home country the following day’.

'Cos she probably isn’t going to be that into you.

Which she wasn’t.

 *sigh*

I’ll keep this short as it was a pretty poor punt, and I don’t think she's coming back.

Pros

She looks just like her photos – impossibly fabulous body. Looks like a million dollars when being vigorously taken from behind.

Lovely long swooshy hair

Fairly decent OWO

Looked very hard for my missing sock at the end of the punt. Which neither of us could find.

Nice warm, discreet, accessible flat

Cons

Polite but frosty.

Lips firmly closed.

Every thrust seemed to illicit a very faint grunt of disapproval.

Her mind – in summary – was certainly somewhere else. Possibly on the family Yak farm back in the home country.  I should imagine Yaks are the very devil to milk on those frosty Romanian mornings.  Treat the animal right, slap it on the arse, give its teats a good tug, and the milk will come spurting out?  I guess those are what we call ‘Transferable Skills’, Sophie?

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[Meursault]

 
Witty review thanks.
She was on my hotlist due to looks. I invested in PG and her body does look incredible.
Oh well.

[punk]

One crap punt, unfortunately she was reviewed before on here as a positive.Though to my mind it was a neutral at best.

[LL]

A really well written review. I laughed out loud at the end bit. I look forward to reading more of your reviews.
I hope Santa brings you a replacement sock!  What the fuck were you doing in there to lose an item of clothing? a strip-tease for her?
I've got rule #5 for you - place your socks inside your shoes when getting undressed for action.

[Meursault]

I've got rule #5 for you - place your socks inside your shoes when getting undressed for action.

Lol. I actually do this too 

[76shen]

I was really looking forward to having a punt with Sophie A. She's on my hot list. but I've noticed that she changed location to Glasgow. does anyone knows, if she will be coming back to London in the near future or not.

[Sylvester]

This girl had been on and off my HL a few times due to mixed to poor reviews.  I guess this solves the problem...

[password02]

This girl had been on and off my HL a few times due to mixed to poor reviews.  I guess this solves the problem...

+1 - same

[TheOracle]

This girl had been on and off my HL a few times due to mixed to poor reviews.  I guess this solves the problem...

+1 - same

I for one am pretty sad she moved: I saw her twice, and both times she was great. Still, I wrote her to ask if it is permanent, and whilst she read the message she didn't deign to answer, which makes the disappointment definitely less bitter (plenty of fish and whatnot ).

[SoapyTW]

I saw her on what I think was her last day. She was pretty, but service was poor. TBH she was a little moany and spent most of the time complaining she was tired.

She did say that her friend would be moving into the flat at the weekend, so I'd assume she was here already. Does anybody know who this is. Sophie wasn't great, but her location was convinient for work, so I'd be happy to return so to speak

[west8]

I was really looking forward to having a punt with Sophie A. She's on my hot list. but I've noticed that she changed location to Glasgow.

Wonder why Sergei decided to move her to Jockland. It's fucking freezing, soaking wet and the rates in Glasgow have got to be lower than London.

[hungguy1982]

Wonder why Sergei decided to move her to Jockland. It's fucking freezing, soaking wet and the rates in Glasgow have got to be lower than London.

Also the fact that Glasgow has become a punting wasteland recently, seems it's all about the Poles (according to the Weegies anyway) currently... Think Sergei might have made a bum move there. Certainly not going on my HL!

[west8]

Seems to be something of a trend recently. I've noticed several girls shuffling locations on my HLs.

No idea why the fuck ANYONE would swap central London for Preston (eg __VICKY____ & _Naughty_Angel_ ) or Glasgow. Unless the London market has reached saturation point.

Some of the more savvy girls have at least chosen to follow the money North of the border, eg Sweet_Kate_34E has just swapped East London for the oil wealth (and sweaty rig workers) of Aberdeen:
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[Excalibur]

I might be wrong but is she actually in Glasgow? See if she gets any reviews from our Scottish brothers. My guess is that the profile may have been parked while she is away (at home on holiday). I knew one WG who switched her profile location for market research/testing demand when she was not working eg on the blob etc as possibles for on tour locations.

[west8]

I might be wrong but is she actually in Glasgow? See if she gets any reviews from our Scottish brothers. My guess is that the profile may have been parked while she is away (at home on holiday). I knew one WG who switched her profile location for market research/testing demand when she was not working eg on the blob etc as possibles for on tour locations.

Interesting point. Hadn't thought of that. Seems to be de rigeur right now among the 'better' Romanians.

The well-rated and reviewed kelly_sweet angel also seems to have decamped North of the Border - to Edinburgh:

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I have a theory of my own: Scots are well used to shitty, complaining, indifferent customer service so I think the new Romanian arrivals will fit in nicely and do rather well.

[punk]

May the weather up in scotland reminds the poles and Romanians of home or they're going to scotland now for when England leaves the E.U

[hungguy1982]

I might be wrong but is she actually in Glasgow? See if she gets any reviews from our Scottish brothers. My guess is that the profile may have been parked while she is away (at home on holiday). I knew one WG who switched her profile location for market research/testing demand when she was not working eg on the blob etc as possibles for on tour locations.

Well she got a review from someone up this way https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=50251.0  so looks like the profile wasn't just parked up for a "holiday"...

[west8]

Well she got a review from someone up this way https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=50251.0  so looks like the profile wasn't just parked up for a "holiday"...

Funny review in fact:

I had a tent pole by the time we reached the room

Hope she swaps sunny Glasgow for London in the not too distant future.