Tell tale signs and red flags (may be orange flags too)

[jestingtony]

Admins, feel free to remove if this has been done before... But I was curious of some things you guys look at in a profile and just go, uhhh, yeah she ain't for me. Any red or orange flags?

I'll start it off, I hate that thing they have in their Q&A. "Are your prices negotiable: Only upwards". A. that's not how negotiations work and B. Do you really think you're so smart having that on your profile?? I don't know why, but that little line irks me (it could genuinely just be me).

What else do you look at and go, "yeahhh... i'll steer clear of this one here"

[alabama1]

If they describe themselves as 'a courtesan', its an instant ;delete'

[PilotMan]

Too many instructions and hurdles to get through.

i.e. anything that requires you to send any of your private details through, please send me your nationality, etc etc

Inconsistencies on profiles, like: I don't do DFK  - but on the next line says she's a GFE provider.

Hidden Image/Members Only

[webpunter]

If they describe themselves as 'a courtesan', its an instant ;delete'

This sums it up above all else 

[RandomGuy99]

If they're a princess, queen or any other member of a nobility. Sets expectations high and then they often fail to deliver.

[signy]

Age limits obviously.

More generally, any profile that is so thin as to be useless. I like lots of info on services, likes, examples of costumes/roleplays and some decent pictures.

[Ghost89]

Any profile that says they’re a “party girl” usually indicates they use drugs of some kind.
A profile that says “Hello gentlemens” usually indicates Eastern European such as a Rom if the girl is white.
A profile that states they are Spanish,Italian or any other European nationality can indicate they’re a Rom. Although this seems to not be as much anymore.

[Maak]

Profile with limited pictures, one picture only etc.

[5qwerty80b]

Profiles that have the line near the top “all the information you need is in my profile” and then you scroll down for ages and ages before you get to the bottom i.e. pricing structure and then realise that there are five more tabs of inordinately long bullshit…

I can’t be arsed and move on. 

Also, on “Available Today” profiles where it says contact me by text on the number below because I don’t read AW mail, and there is no number displayed.

Also, profiles that give availability for example of 5-6th June and it’s still there in October.

I could go on but I’m beginning to realise I must be a proper grumpy git! 

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

Profiles that have the line near the top “all the information you need is in my profile” and then you scroll down for ages and ages before you get to the bottom i.e. pricing structure and then realise that there are five more tabs of inordinately long bullshit…

I can’t be arsed and move on. 

Also, on “Available Today” profiles where it says contact me by text on the number below because I don’t read AW mail, and there is no number displayed.

Also, profiles that give availability for example of 5-6th June and it’s still there in October.

I could go on but I’m beginning to realise I must be a proper grumpy git! 

Not Grumpy at all Mr S,  All of the above plus...

Profiles with "just 1 pic,"  or face blurred/hidden  or different bodies in the same profile.

"Curvy".  "Age not Specified".

"Only for 1 day"  or "Last Day"..etc,

Last logged in......."Months ago".

No Phone Number.

Profiles with "Every box ticked"

[Fuzzyduck]

Admins, feel free to remove if this has been done before... But I was curious of some things you guys look at in a profile and just go, uhhh, yeah she ain't for me. Any red or orange flags?

I'll start it off, I hate that thing they have in their Q&A. "Are your prices negotiable: Only upwards". A. that's not how negotiations work and B. Do you really think you're so smart having that on your profile?? I don't know why, but that little line irks me (it could genuinely just be me).

What else do you look at and go, "yeahhh... i'll steer clear of this one here"

There are a few threads covering this so it's worth digging around for them. This from last year springs to mind.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=440554.0

I get what you mean about your irk. Too much sass can be off-putting although I wouldn't say it's a coloured flag for a bad fuck beyond the possibility that you might not get on with the SP. When I see that, I interpret that she's trying to actively dissuade punters who try to barter on the price. If that's you, then she's saved you some time, wouldn't you say?

[runner in the woods]

i find too much info, as in having to scroll down for ages

location, being listed in 3 or 4 towns in a county , some being many miles a part.

party girls (is that drugs or group?)

mixing up outcalls for incalls . to me an incall is to the whores abode.

calendar stating always available, but no phone number .

no log in for months ( i think AW ought to delete profiles of girls that havent logged in for some months)

Not being advised they are "natural" most are shaven these days, which i prefer , so being met with a hairy bush unexpectedly is a irk.

I feel i can almost weed out the girls who dislike punters by the grammar they use when they reply to your messages.

still, after around almost 20 years its still a lot of fun out there !

[Jonestown]

The word “Voluptuous “.

[5qwerty80b]

The word “Voluptuous “.

When I read Voluptuous I hear “Fat Lass” It’s the same with curvy.

[5qwerty80b]

i find too much info, as in having to scroll down for ages

location, being listed in 3 or 4 towns in a county , some being many miles a part.

party girls (is that drugs or group?)

mixing up outcalls for incalls . to me an incall is to the whores abode.

calendar stating always available, but no phone number .

no log in for months ( i think AW ought to delete profiles of girls that havent logged in for some months)

Not being advised they are "natural" most are shaven these days, which i prefer , so being met with a hairy bush unexpectedly is a irk.

I feel i can almost weed out the girls who dislike punters by the grammar they use when they reply to your messages.

still, after around almost 20 years its still a lot of fun out there !

Absolutely!

[shagmore]

The ones that say (and some have already been covered)
Best ever
You will be wanting more
Loads of emojis
Pages and pages of utter bull shite
When they say Latin, and basically mean Brazilian - I have found most that I have seen can't speak English and hence why I avoid
Should stipulate if false knockers, hate bolts ons
Ridiculous pricing
Everything included, until you find its at discretion
Fake photos
Old dates of tours and availability
Not logged on for months

I could go on....

[PilotMan]

When I read Voluptuous I hear “Fat Lass” It’s the same with curvy.

Oh yes, "curves in all the right places".

I've never heard a more meaningless saying.

But you won't get an SP saying, I'm overweight, so expect some fat rolls 

[jimbobted]

Profile with limited pictures, one picture only etc.

Actually I've found those to be the source of some real diamonds.

[WelshClipper]

My pet hate:

Why don’t you give me call, I won’t bite, unless you want me to 

OH FUCK OFF ! 

[Landscape]

ASCII art

Flowery prose that would make Mills & Boon retch

Ones that read we should be down on our knees and grateful she's even deigning to see us at all

Q & A section that's longer than the profile

'Call me now' - no number displayed

Multiple feedback that's been left in a suspiciously short space of time as an attempt to bolster her ratings

[hairdownthere]

Bulgarian

[martin1964]

SPs that don't want you to put an AW booking through. RED FLAG, I generally find that if a SP says don’t put a booking through it means one of three things, either

1) she is planning on flaking on you
2) she’s double booked you or
3) her life is so chaotic that she’s not sure if she will be able to commit to the booking, or her admin is so poor she just can’t be arsed and is likely to forget you booked her in the first place.

All of these are red flags in my experience.

[webpunter]

The word “Voluptuous “.

& another "Bubbly"

We all know what this means - more Greggs than gym

[webpunter]

Bulgarian

Albanian

[alabama1]

Romanian

[webpunter]

If they describe themselves as 'a courtesan', its an instant ;delete'

When courtesan gets a mention it is sometimes accompanied with 'muse'
Which means way OTT pricing a very high opinion of themselves
Aspirations of being a mistress with the benefits included, cept that this hasn't happened oh dear
Its like look love get real what happens is that you make me shoot with the friction of your pussy
I can't remember which UKP used this description / phraseology but it was brilliant

[Steve1961]

All of the above and videos that show bareback fuckery and especially when they explicitly state no BB and you will be blocked if you ask for it. Definitely a red flag and straight on the blacklist.

[Heph]

Mine:

* Pish-poor spelling and grammer. Not so much a singular, innocent typo, or where the advert is for a non-native English speaker (though this is their shop-window, so there really shouldn't be any, regardless), but rather this kind:
'I.m a Confidant Independant 100% English Born & Bread Sort-After Escort. Lot's of Discrete Fun'

* Hidden AW feedback
* On Vivastreet at all
* Webcam-only feedback whilst advertising escort meets
* Username: "Goddess-", "Lady-", "BBW-"
* Username: "Mary"  - body copy refers to 'Elaine'
* Username: "EliteSophie13070x0x0x" - Location: 'Neasden'
* 'Curvy' -  as others have noted, it's the most overused euphemism for fat
* 'BJ/Anal Queen' - conceited
* Self-awarded characteristics, incl. 'Sophisticated', 'Classy', 'Charming'  - ditto
* "I've been told I give the best BJs"  oh, love! You and the other 38,000 on AW, eh?
* <3 <3 <3 Excessive emojis <3used<3 as punctuation in body copy <3 <3 <3  :/
* mention of "paypigs"
* Headline: 'I'm on tour in [        ]' (4 months ago)
* FAQ answers:  "of course darling!"
* Inconsistent hourly rates
* Excessive or poorly done photo retouching or filtering
* Pics where their room is in a chaotic or dilapidated state (and why do 9/10ths of these show their strewn charging cables and toiletry bags?)
* Gallery pics uploaded at 90°
* "I'm very picky about my clientele" - checks gallery to see in-car meets with umpteen punters
* Galleries with 3 pictures; one of which is a foot or toe pic. No: I do not adore your toes.
* Facial ironmongery
* Hair dyed blue, green or washed-out red
* Deposits
* Brown eyes. (I know, I know. There are exceptions, but ...yeah)

And if you don't like those, I have others too.

[PilotMan]

@Heph

Loved all of those, you pretty much covered it  except for;

Argentinean
Brazilian
British
Chinese
Colombian
Czech
Easterlings
Hungarian
Polish
Russian
Thai

[Heph]

@Heph

Loved all of those, you pretty much covered it except for;

Argentinean
Brazilian
British 
Chinese
Colombian
Czech 
Easterlings 
Hungarian
Polish 
Russian
Thai

Sir, we scarcely disagree: I can only beg to differ on the erroneous auto-flagging of gals from beer-appreciating nations, per my corrections above.

I add Haradrim to Easterlings by way of compromise.

[Blackpool Rock]

My pet hate:

Why don’t you give me call, I won’t bite, unless you want me to 

OH FUCK OFF !

Yep that one and another that boil my piss is along the lines of - Make sure you arrive clean or shower before the action begins which is all fair enough but then the gem -

The cleaner you are the dirtier I am 

[Blackpool Rock]

I'm sure the was another thread like this but I looked back for about 2 years of threads and couldn't find it manually or using the search function, perhaps I just missed it 

[hairdownthere]

Romanian

I reckon I've been lucky as I've never had a bad punt with a Rom!

[Adoniron]

If they're a princess, queen or any other member of a nobility. Sets expectations high and then they often fail to deliver.

And definitely not Godess.

[Upsndowns79]

Mine:

* Pish-poor spelling and grammer. Not so much a singular, innocent typo, or where the advert is for a non-native English speaker (though this is their shop-window, so there really shouldn't be any, regardless), but rather this kind:
'I.m a Confidant Independant 100% English Born & Bread Sort-After Escort. Lot's of Discrete Fun'

* Hidden AW feedback
* On Vivastreet at all
* Webcam-only feedback whilst advertising escort meets
* Username: "Goddess-", "Lady-", "BBW-"
* Username: "Mary"  - body copy refers to 'Elaine'
* Username: "EliteSophie13070x0x0x" - Location: 'Neasden'
* 'Curvy' -  as others have noted, it's the most overused euphemism for fat
* 'BJ/Anal Queen' - conceited
* Self-awarded characteristics, incl. 'Sophisticated', 'Classy', 'Charming'  - ditto
* "I've been told I give the best BJs"  oh, love! You and the other 38,000 on AW, eh?
* <3 <3 <3 Excessive emojis <3used<3 as punctuation in body copy <3 <3 <3  :/
* mention of "paypigs"
* Headline: 'I'm on tour in [        ]' (4 months ago)
* FAQ answers:  "of course darling!"
* Inconsistent hourly rates
* Excessive or poorly done photo retouching or filtering
* Pics where their room is in a chaotic or dilapidated state (and why do 9/10ths of these show their strewn charging cables and toiletry bags?)
* Gallery pics uploaded at 90°
* "I'm very picky about my clientele" - checks gallery to see in-car meets with umpteen punters
* Galleries with 3 pictures; one of which is a foot or toe pic. No: I do not adore your toes.
* Facial ironmongery
* Hair dyed blue, green or washed-out red
* Deposits
* Brown eyes. (I know, I know. There are exceptions, but ...yeah)

And if you don't like those, I have others too.

Not much then Heph 


Although after reading through the list a large number of them irritate me too……… brown eyes though?

You are excluding nearly 80% of the population 

[WelshClipper]

Yep that one and another that boil my piss is along the lines of - Make sure you arrive clean or shower before the action begins which is all fair enough but then the gem -

The cleaner you are the dirtier I am 

Oh yes, I knew there was another one that I loathed.

An “also Ran” is - Q. Are your prices flexible A. Yes, upwards if you want to pay me more.

Sarcastic bitch answer to a non agressive inquiry. Lots of businesses are price flexible, including many escorts.

[Massage Bloke]

Variations of:

"be polite and respectful"   This is a deal breaker for me! As I'm impolite and  disrespectful. 

But seriously, any bloke that needs to be told is not going to be told.

[Massage Bloke]

To add to Heph's list.

No BB, don't ask for BB, anyone asking for BB will be blocked etc. All well and good, but then go to her movies and she's barebacking some geezer! Yes, I know it could be a partner and perhaps from years back. But it's the ridiculous contradiction that grates!

[Heph]

Although after reading through the list a large number of them irritate me too………

   

brown eyes though?
You are excluding nearly 80% of the population

Naturally, that last wasn't entirely serious, though it is based on a very definite preference which I seldom ignore: evidently my genes only really want me to put my babies into HERC2 mutant descendants, or, at the very least, the melanin-deficient. I've a hunch that despite several decades worth of romps, I've yet to reach a double-figure body-count with the brown-eyed.

Anyway, that means that >98% of the time, c.85% of the available pool (nobody's persuading me that Hazel eyes aren't actually a lighter brown) is entirely precluded as a possibility for any marauding by me, which is surely better for all the rest of you who have less exclusionary prejudices than I do.

[DastardlyDick]

To add to Heph's list.

No BB, don't ask for BB, anyone asking for BB will be blocked etc. All well and good, but then go to her movies and she's barebacking some geezer! Yes, I know it could be a partner and perhaps from years back. But it's the ridiculous contradiction that grates!

If it's the OH and he doesn't know she's an SP, she can hardly say 'could you put a johnny on so I can do pics for my escort advert' can she?
I do get the point of your objection though.

[Iloveoral]

Profile with limited pictures, one picture only etc.

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[mark3611]

When they send you the cut and paste text message explaining their prices and what they do.

[Festa]

Increasingly, red flag is the area the girl is working in. I ask for the post code in my first enquiry.

[Blackpool Rock]

When they send you the cut and paste text message explaining their prices and what they do.

Don't know about others but I find that really useful / helpful as it saves any ping pong texting trying to dig for details and information plus there aren't any unexpected extras in the room that you weren't aware of 

Surely the red flag is when they don't send you a list of information detailing prices and what they do 

[Blackpool Rock]

Increasingly, red flag is the area the girl is working in. I ask for the post code in my first enquiry.

Red flag for me is when they don't send a postcode, I like to check out the area on street view so no postcode = no booking

[Upsndowns79]

Same as BR

I always ask for rough postcode and full price list in my initial enquiry. Without these bits of information there is no point asking for anything further.

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

Me Three..

Love it when they send the postcode so I can check the house and area on street view and I love when they send that sexy activities and price list straight away.

Saves on all that faff and text ping ponging plus I'll know the exact funds to take to fund....my fun..

[PilotMan]

+4

A text with a menu of what's included & what's extra, saves us both wasting time with "message ping pong".

[hairdownthere]

Me too. too!

Much prefer getting all the info upfront including service and postcode, gives me a idea whether I want to continue with booking or not

[Fookmefooku]

Increasingly, red flag is the area the girl is working in. I ask for the post code in my first enquiry.

I've been finding it increasingly harder to get that information from WGs. A lot of them, mainly Brazilians or the Brits who think they're a much higher class than they are, won't give it until I make a booking. But I can't make a booking unless I know where they are.