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Author Topic: What do you wish you had known when you started punting?  (Read 2645 times)

I wish I had known that it will a bottomless pit into which a lot of my personal wealth will disappear forever.

I wish I had known, "Once a punter, always a punter"

I have always had a fascination with with world of prostitution but for years it was all fantasy.

I thought once I had scratched the itch the interest would lessen, but now I have stepped over that line, there is no going back.

I wish I had known, "Once a punter, always a punter"

I have always had a fascination with with world of prostitution but for years it was all fantasy.

I thought once I had scratched the itch the interest would lessen, but now I have stepped over that line, there is no going back.

+1

tcm

Offline Sedlmayer

1)  I think all long-term punters have gone through a fluffy stage at some point. Wish I had known that it's not necessary.

2) Not to fall for a girl, who, after all is only interested in your money.

3 )Attitude and service are the key. Age, body type (within reason), ethnicity, etc etc. are secondary.

4) Stunning girls rarely provide the best service - they think that their looks are all they need. Lapdancers usually make shit prostitutes.

5) Don't be shy - if the girl advertises, for example anal, confirm before handing over the dosh that you will, in fact, be able to do her up the arse.

6) Don't be afraid to walk if any of your punter instincts tell you to.

7) Let your big head do the thinking and your little head do the shagging.

8) There's plenty of girls out there (at least in London) so don't jump through loads of hoops to see any one particular girl. If they don't show a phone number, move on.

9) Avoid elite courtesans like the fucking plague.

10) THERE IS NO CORRELATION BETWEEN PRICE CHARGED AND SERVICES RECEIVED. NONE AT ALL.

  However, if you see a girl charging below, at present, about £90/hr, the chances of the girl being pimped, conveyor belt, bait-and-switched, etc will be far greater.

That's what I wish I'd known over 30 years ago, when I first started. Hope my advice is helpful.
« Last Edit: December 13, 2014, 09:03:54 AM by Sedlmayer »

Offline yorkshire123

I wish I had known about UKP, Since joining I still take the odd risk but now its with eyes wide open rather than going in blind with no punting phone, No real pre-checks, careless with my ID, Accepting what services were on offer, fucking almost anything with a hole & generally chucking my money about like billy big bollocks.
No wonder they loved seeing me  :(
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Offline smiths

I wish I had known that it will a bottomless pit into which a lot of my personal wealth will disappear forever.

That what makes a good WG is her attitude, NOT what she charges. Punting is a game of locating good WGs which punters are nowadays fortunate to have this site to help them do, pre-net i punted in the dark every time. There are good WGs that i have punted with from £60 an hour in London.

I also wish i had known other punters which for over 20 years i didnt, for me now knowing some punters is a very good thing and their help and advice invaluable and much appreciated.

Offline thefoxman

I wish I'd known prossies weren't all the stereotype ugly dope addicts

-I'd have started much earlier !

Offline Tjkooker

Someone else mentioned not to be shy. This I agree 100%. I still get affected sometimes and miss out on some of the fun I should be having.
Banning reason: Outing and trolling a punter because he posted a negative about his favourite prossie. White-knight fluffy that pretends otherwise.

Offline Happyjose

1)  I think all long-term punters have gone through a fluffy stage at some point. Wish I had known that it's not necessary.

2) Not to fall for a girl, who, after all is only interested in your money.

3 )Attitude and service are the key. Age, body type (within reason), ethnicity, etc etc. are secondary.

4) Stunning girls rarely provide the best service - they think that their looks are all they need. Lapdancers usually make shit prostitutes.

5) Don't be shy - if the girl advertises, for example anal, confirm before handing over the dosh that you will, in fact, be able to do her up the arse.

6) Don't be afraid to walk if any of your punter instincts tell you to.

7) Let your big head do the thinking and your little head do the shagging.

8) There's plenty of girls out there (at least in London) so don't jump through loads of hoops to see any one particular girl. If they don't show a phone number, move on.

9) Avoid elite courtesans like the fucking plague.

10) THERE IS NO CORRELATION BETWEEN PRICE CHARGED AND SERVICES RECEIVED. NONE AT ALL.

  However, if you see a girl charging below, at present, about £90/hr, the chances of the girl being pimped, conveyor belt, bait-and-switched, etc will be far greater.

That's what I wish I'd known over 30 years ago, when I first started. Hope my advice is helpful.

This. Sums it up perfectly for me.

Offline AnthG

I wish I'd known prossies weren't all the stereotype ugly dope addicts

-I'd have started much earlier !

I agree with that one.

But I would add that they may not be dope addicts, but they are pretty mercenary. That's something I think everyone should try and stamp into their thought processes when they start punting, that prostitutes are some of the most mercenary people you will ever encounter in life.

The thought that like in Pretty Women where Richard Gere shows Julia Roberts a good time and is kind to her so she falls for him, will never happen in real life.
« Last Edit: December 13, 2014, 12:20:20 PM by AnthG »

Offline Goofy85

I wish I had known, "Once a punter, always a punter"

I have always had a fascination with with world of prostitution but for years it was all fantasy.

I thought once I had scratched the itch the interest would lessen, but now I have stepped over that line, there is no going back.

Yep. This is how I started. It happened after I read some really glowing (fluffy) reviews. I just thought to myself, "wow I could have that experience" but just as a one off and then never again. Two years on and I'm cursing how much money I've spent. I currently haven't punted for a month and love that I haven't spent money on WGs, but I know I will be back. I do hope to punt less though (once a month). Depending if new girls tempt me. There are a few well reviewed girls I have yet to see.

The thought that like in Pretty Women where Richard Gere shows Julia Roberts a good time and is kind to her so she falls for him, will never happen in real life.

Which is exactly why I choose to shag prostitutes rather than have an affair.

I wish I had known how short the girls' careers are...

I had some cracking punts in the first few years, but didn't hurry back because (a) kid in a sweet-shop and (b) it didn't occur to me that any particular girl wouldn't be around for ever...

Some great missed opportunities for a re-run :(

Someone else mentioned not to be shy. This I agree 100%. I still get affected sometimes and miss out on some of the fun I should be having.

+1   !!!!!!!  Over the last two years my confidence has grown ..and although compared with some,  my likes are pretty 'vanilla' I now feel comfortable asking for what I want .

This however depends on finding the right WG .


Yep. This is how I started. It happened after I read some really glowing (fluffy) reviews. I just thought to myself, "wow I could have that experience" but just as a one off and then never again. Two years on and I'm cursing how much money I've spent.

My first two punts were very seedy affairs, 2nd one with the dreadful https://www.adultwork.com/883004 or https://www.adultwork.com/TATTOOED%2DENGLISH%2DJEN and I really thought punting was not for me and left both of these thinking never again.

Still a novice (and not prolific compared to most here) but approaching my 3rd anniversary.  :timeout:


9 review(s) found for ENGLISH&INKED linked to in above post (1 positive, 1 neutral, 7 negative)

password02

I wish I had known about UKP, Since joining I still take the odd risk but now its with eyes wide open rather than going in blind with no punting phone, No real pre-checks, careless with my ID, Accepting what services were on offer, fucking almost anything with a hole & generally chucking my money about like billy big bollocks.
No wonder they loved seeing me  :(

+1 - So So True !!!!! - A WG from AW said that I was her best and easiest client ever as I was ''An easy FCK''

Offline Quesadilla

Err....well when I first started punting around 1997 I wish I'd realised there could be serious money to be made from setting up a punting site like AW. I'd be raking it in now - and would have first dibs on all the hot new chicks!  :lol:

Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

1)  I think all long-term punters have gone through a fluffy stage at some point. Wish I had known that it's not necessary.

2) Not to fall for a girl, who, after all is only interested in your money.

3 )Attitude and service are the key. Age, body type (within reason), ethnicity, etc etc. are secondary.

4) Stunning girls rarely provide the best service - they think that their looks are all they need. Lapdancers usually make shit prostitutes.

5) Don't be shy - if the girl advertises, for example anal, confirm before handing over the dosh that you will, in fact, be able to do her up the arse.

6) Don't be afraid to walk if any of your punter instincts tell you to.

7) Let your big head do the thinking and your little head do the shagging.

8) There's plenty of girls out there (at least in London) so don't jump through loads of hoops to see any one particular girl. If they don't show a phone number, move on.

9) Avoid elite courtesans like the fucking plague.

10) THERE IS NO CORRELATION BETWEEN PRICE CHARGED AND SERVICES RECEIVED. NONE AT ALL.

  However, if you see a girl charging below, at present, about £90/hr, the chances of the girl being pimped, conveyor belt, bait-and-switched, etc will be far greater.

That's what I wish I'd known over 30 years ago, when I first started. Hope my advice is helpful.

Couldn't agree more. Most of my best punts have been with WG's over 40 charging £100/hr or less.

tcm

Online The_Don

1)  I think all long-term punters have gone through a fluffy stage at some point. Wish I had known that it's not necessary.

2) Not to fall for a girl, who, after all is only interested in your money.

3 )Attitude and service are the key. Age, body type (within reason), ethnicity, etc etc. are secondary.

4) Stunning girls rarely provide the best service - they think that their looks are all they need. Lapdancers usually make shit prostitutes.

5) Don't be shy - if the girl advertises, for example anal, confirm before handing over the dosh that you will, in fact, be able to do her up the arse.

6) Don't be afraid to walk if any of your punter instincts tell you to.

7) Let your big head do the thinking and your little head do the shagging.

8) There's plenty of girls out there (at least in London) so don't jump through loads of hoops to see any one particular girl. If they don't show a phone number, move on.

9) Avoid elite courtesans like the fucking plague.

10) THERE IS NO CORRELATION BETWEEN PRICE CHARGED AND SERVICES RECEIVED. NONE AT ALL.

  However, if you see a girl charging below, at present, about £90/hr, the chances of the girl being pimped, conveyor belt, bait-and-switched, etc will be far greater.

That's what I wish I'd known over 30 years ago, when I first started. Hope my advice is helpful.

+1

Offline Aspen

That 99.9% of the girls are all so incredibly unreliable and full of bullshit.
Banning reason: Secret barebacker who used the name "Loneranger" to slag off UKP and spread malicious claims against admin + Previously banned as "overhead". Also known as "Warwick"

Curious6705

That I should have started earlier. I declined an invitation from a well off friend to spend the summer in Thailand when I was still a teenager. Kicked myself more than several times for being so stupid.

Offline CBPaul

1)  I think all long-term punters have gone through a fluffy stage at some point. Wish I had known that it's not necessary.

2) Not to fall for a girl, who, after all is only interested in your money.

3 )Attitude and service are the key. Age, body type (within reason), ethnicity, etc etc. are secondary.

4) Stunning girls rarely provide the best service - they think that their looks are all they need. Lapdancers usually make shit prostitutes.

5) Don't be shy - if the girl advertises, for example anal, confirm before handing over the dosh that you will, in fact, be able to do her up the arse.

6) Don't be afraid to walk if any of your punter instincts tell you to.

7) Let your big head do the thinking and your little head do the shagging.

8) There's plenty of girls out there (at least in London) so don't jump through loads of hoops to see any one particular girl. If they don't show a phone number, move on.

9) Avoid elite courtesans like the fucking plague.

10) THERE IS NO CORRELATION BETWEEN PRICE CHARGED AND SERVICES RECEIVED. NONE AT ALL.

  However, if you see a girl charging below, at present, about £90/hr, the chances of the girl being pimped, conveyor belt, bait-and-switched, etc will be far greater.

That's what I wish I'd known over 30 years ago, when I first started. Hope my advice is helpful.

Can't think of anything to add, good list  :thumbsup:

Offline west8

10) THERE IS NO CORRELATION BETWEEN PRICE CHARGED AND SERVICES RECEIVED. NONE AT ALL.

After 30 years, that's quite a profound conclusion.

Perhaps in another 30 you might realise that the sun rises in the East.  ;)

Offline saf1976


The thought that like in Pretty Women where Richard Gere shows Julia Roberts a good time and is kind to her so she falls for him, will never happen in real life.

Sounds far fetched but I feel that film has a lot to do with the problems guys face dating a female. The problems multiple if you marry one. Then multiply again when you divorce. Glad to see Richard Gere himself has been slammed a few times like that, justice!!

This is why punting makes so much sense today.


Great shouts so far. I also wish i'd started earlier. The amount of pointless nights I had over a decade spending £60 a night to get hammered and to wake up alone. Could have been punting and felt a whole better next morning.


Offline fredpunter

I wish I'd known prossies weren't all the stereotype ugly dope addicts

-I'd have started much earlier !

I wish I had known they weren't all riddled with stds, I'd have started much earlier


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