Barcelona - November 2025

[irving6]

Recently enjoyed 5 days in Barcelona with a mix of escorts, massages and strip clubs.

Day 1

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Booked the day before arrival via Telegram, 180 euros for 1 hour 15 mins of the External Link/Members Only as always fancied trying one of these. Got there about 10 mins early, both the front and the interior is very fancy. Waited at reception desk and a girl (Luna) arrived to ask me if I had a booking which I confirmed. Led downstairs through a labyrinth of passages and rooms, left me to wait in a room and she said she would get other girls to come and meet me. There was only one other girl though, Abril, and upon her asking me if I wanted her or Luna I advised I had already booked with Samantha. She said she would check, came back a minute later and said her and Luna are the only girls and she didn't know when others were available. I had already made a note of Eva, Blanca and Mia being the only other options I liked so I said I would book for another day and she escorted me to the exit.

Sat on a bench by the main road, a few yards from the parlour and enquiried with ElixirBCN about their milking table massage to see if I could get a booking before they closed (8pm at the time). Then got a Telegram message from Ritual confirming my booking, I advised I had already been and left as Samantha was not available, they advised she is waiting and I should have clarified I had booked her. Anyway, went straight back in, Luna escorted me to a larger room and told me Samantha would come, took a good 10 minutes though for her to arrive though.

Her face was pretty average and her body was clearly bigger than than the slim girl in the photos, I figured it likely was her though as she didn't look like any of the other girls listed and her being Italian was believable from her accent. She also said she could only offer 1 hour instead of the 1 hour 15 booked, I clarified if the same services were included and she said yes. Paid 165 euros for the hour. She didn't understand me asking for the erotic shower at first despite this being a standard service included in this massage program, gesturing me to shower alone, was difficult to understand her English at times. Eventually came into the shower with me, got me hard fairly quickly as she wanked me and turned around to rub her arse as I felt her body. She asked if I wanted a double finish, I said yes but then she stopped before finishing me in the shower and we proceeded to the tatami mat.

Lay on my back initially and she used oil to rub her body on me and wank me to my first finish. Then I turned face down for a pretty standard massage for a while and more body to body. Then we went to the tantra sofa and she did placed herself in various positions as she wanked me, sat on my chest facing away from me as she wanked me furiously for 5 mins seemingly to try and finish me before the milking table. Didn't work, I even started going back to a semi at times. I asked if we can move onto the milking table which we did. I hoped there might be a blowjob included but it was handjob only. She positioned herself to the right of the table and placed my hand on one of her tits as she wanked me for a good few minutes to my second finish.

Had my shower and left, in total was only there 50 mins including the 10 minutes I spent waiting for her to arrive, a disappointing start really given them pissing about with my booking, reducing the time, the appearance of the girl compared to her photos and then the reduced services compared to those listed on the website for the milking table massage. If you try Ritual I would go for one of the cheaper massages and maybe try Mia as she is mentioned as providing a good service on a couple of google reviews, I don't believe this parlour is listed on SexomercadoBCN.

Day 2

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Messaged them on Whatsapp around 5pm and they were able to book me in for 30 minutes at 19:30, 80 euros. Communication was fine on arrival, they tell you which buzzer to press and which floor to go to. Definitely the girl in the photos, she had her hair tied in a bun and was wearing casual clothing, she speaks good English. She escorted me to the room and after handing over the money she left me to undress and shower and she showers in a different room. Shower was crap, there was only cold water coming through on the hottest setting and the shower head holder was broken.

Once I was back in the room and finishing drying off she came in wearing only an oversized fleece jacket. We started DFK, no complaints here, lovely enthusiasm from her, then she unzipped her jacket and dropped it to the floor so I could suck on her tits, she has a nice petite body. Onto the bed and the OWO was decent, lot of ball sucking involved, then I got her on the edge of the bed so I could lick her pussy, she asked me to be gentle so I made sure to hold back a bit and enjoyed a few minutes exploring. Condom on and she rode me in cowgirl, I didn't last long maybe only around 1.5-2 mins then came in the bag as we shared a few more kisses. We had a brief chat about Barcelona and then I took a shower, I assumed she would do the same but she was chilled out on the bed still when I returned, there was no rush so we chatted for a few more minutes about Colombia and her plans to visit next year, she talked about her 3 year old son and said she hasn't visited Colombia since before he was born. Overall a solid punt, another good experience with these brothels following my trip last year.

Day 3

No booking on this day, instead I went to check out External Link/Members Only following the review by Steely Dan, got an Uber there at around 00:30. 90 euros entry, got to the bar and I didn't intend to drink alcohol but the bar woman couldn't understand my request for a soda water with lemon. A Chilean girl with short black hair and an average body helped as she spoke good English, once I got my drink she suggested we go and sit in a booth on the right side of the stage. Bit of chit chat about my holiday, what my plans for the night are, after a couple of minutes one of the barwomen came over saying something in Spanish, I knew what to expect where they ask for a drink which later turns out to cost 100 euros so I told her and the Chilean girl sorry no drinks and I'm just going to enjoy the shows for now. If you aren't buying drinks for the girls you can't sit in the booth so I took my place in the 3rd row of seating on the same side of the stage, you can see the stage and seating arrangement External Link/Members Only.

Generally the other girls were fine, playful when I turned down their suggestions of a private dance, it was only the Chilean girl who was pestering me throughout the night and at one point towards the end of my time there she asked me "why are you even here" after I had repeatedly politely knocked back her requests for a drink and private dance and tried to garner sympathy by telling me she hadn't had one drink bought for her the whole night!

Anyway, the club was dead - there was no more than about 5 or 6 guys there including me at any one time and only 6 or 7 girls, the majority of them were average looking and with a couple of bad boob jobs on display. The girls rotated between stage shows involving 1, 2 or 3 girls every 10-15 mins. On a couple of occasions it was 1 girl and 1 guy, they would have sex in a few positions. On a few occasions I was invited on stage but by girls I didn't find attractive, every other guy there also turned down the invitations. Finally, by far the best looking stripper there was performing a solo show, blonde, about 30, not sure where she was from but I'd guess Eastern Europe, a few small tattoos scattered about and lovely B cup tits. I was pleased when the Spanish bloke in front of me turned down the invitation so I got my chance, not sure how I'd feel about going on stage if it was a busy weekend night but given the amount of people there I fancied having something decent in return for my entry fee.

She tells me to lie down on the rotating circular stage and she climbs on my lap so I can run my hands all over her body, then she turns around and pulls out my cock to put the condom on and start some OW for a couple of minutes. I thought that was the performance done but she turns back around again and takes off her underwear to ride me, it was only a couple of minutes and she bounced up and down like an inch the whole time, deliberately I'm guessing as its in their interest of course to have blokes coughing up the 200 euros for a private room immediately after that tease. Still a fun and unique experience though and it saved my night from feeling like a complete waste as the shows were pretty average for the entry fee, not massively differently to the clubs in Athens that charge 10 euros for entry. I wouldn't bother going back again whilst its that dead, might just be because it was a Wednesday night in November, next time I visit I am tempted to go on a Friday or Saturday night to see what the quality of girls is like with more patrons there.

[irving6]

Day 4

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Booked an erotic shower and massage for 1 hour at 130 euros. This was a bit of a mixed experience, might just be me though with the wrong expectations. She offers both massage and escort services. She was prompt in sending me the floor info when I arrived, ended up ringing the wrong doorbell but thankfully no one answered and I heard a door open on another part of the floor then she poked her head out. Facially she was a bit average, great body though like in the photos. Age of 28 seemed accurate, her English was pretty poor so some communication issues at times but nothing major.

It was a bit awkward initially with the language barrier so the erotic shower was a nice ice breaker, she kissed my neck and shoulders with some light kisses on the lips, then turns around and rubs her arse against my cock to get me going. She had already confirmed when booking that I can cum twice within the hour but after only a couple of minutes of wanking me she finished rinsing us off and ended the shower. So we head back to the room, dry off and I lie face down for my massage.

This part was very good, she does clearly have some massaging skills/knowledge as she builds up very slowly from your feet right up to your neck over around 15 mins, there was only a couple of very brief touches on my perineum, I didn't mind this though as I just enjoyed relaxing with my eyes closed. After this she asked me to turn over and I thought the massage would continue, instead she puts a condom on for OW and then a couple minutes each of cowgirl and mish until I finished in the bag. This all felt a bit rushed instead of the massage I expected, first world problems I know, shagging a Spanish girl with a great body.

I should perhaps have been more clear in what I wanted, although I did say erotic shower and massage when booking so I thought the massage would continue when I turned over. Bear in mind it was only 42 mins into the session when I checked the time as I was leaving the apartment (after another shower to wash off the oil), it just seemed odd how slowly she was building up for the massage when I was face down, I could understand if it was getting towards the end of the hour but it all seemed pretty rushed in the second half of my time there. Ultimately I would have booked another girl if I mainly wanted a shag as she wasn't worth the 130 euros for the experience.

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Gave this a visit at night as I had read some good reviews on google. Just to be sure I only took cash though. Paid 40 euros on entry which seemed a bit odd as I had read 50 euros was standard, bouncer spoke no English though and handed me 2 tickets. Ordered a drink at the bar and was escorted to a table by two girls, a Colombian and a Venezuelan. It was only after a few minutes of chatting that one of the girls pointed out the other ticket is for another drink, not a dance. I didn't fancy paying 50 euros more for a first dance so I went back to the bouncer and after the girl explained in Spanish he agreed to let me pay 10 euros more to get a black ticket for a dance and also kindly let me keep the second drink ticket. I enjoyed this club, for a Thursday night I was surprised that it was absolutely heaving with girls, some pretty fit ones too. Mainly Latinas. Not a huge amount of guys either, ratio of girls to guys was consistently around 2:1 I reckon throughout my time there. None of the girls were too pushy either.

There wasn't a stage, just a single pole a couple of yards in front of the bar (External Link/Members Only) where girls would perform for a few minutes but there was no set schedule or rota, just whenever they wanted to put themselves front and centre. Chatted for a while to various Latinas but none were quite taking my fancy for a dance, I was keeping my eye on a few though as they went back and forth between the tables and bar.

Spotted a girl who turned out to be from Barcelona despite being a bit paler than most locals, lovely slender body with various tattoos and a peachy arse wrapped in a tiger skin mini skirt. Her and her friend spent a good 20-30 minutes sat chatting with a guy as I waited for him to take one of them for a dance, eventually he left the club instead and I gestured to the Spanish girl to sit with me as she walked past but her and her friend were on their way to smoke downstairs so she asked me to join them. Was a bit awkward here initially as she then disappeared for a few minutes to go to the toilet and left me with her Ukrainian friend who I chatted with a bit but I'm sure she could tell I was only interested in her friend. Spanish girl comes back and after a short time the Ukrainian girl leaves to go back upstairs, I sat down as we chatted more whilst she finished her cig. She was telling me about the club and the girls here, how the dances work, asked me where else I had been and I told her a bit about Bagdad, she pointed out her favourite tattoos as well. I asked for a private dance once she finished her cig, gave her the black ticket, she explained that the dances last 2 songs and that I can touch her body.

I assumed these were in the rooms downstairs, instead she leads me back upstairs to a small alcove in the corner next to the stage, there is a black curtain that is semi transparent but there is no direct lighting here so those sat to the right of the bar can't really see anything, this adds to the experience as you only get a bit of light coming through from the club. For the first half of the dance she alternates between grinding on my lap both facing me and facing away as she slowly strips down to only her thong, this included letting me untie her skirt. A heavenly pair of tits, C cup I reckon, got a really nice feel of these at various points and she briefly brushed them over my face. For the second half she gestures me to stand up so we can simulate doggy with her leaning against the wall, then finishes with more lap grinding whilst I am sat down.

50 euros is a little steep I would say but if you only fancy 1 dance then the entry fee for a dance and a drink is worth the trip, I will definitely return at some point, maybe on a Friday or Saturday night. I am not actually sure how much the extra services cost in the private rooms but I would consider these also if not Bagdad level of pricing on my next trip. A couple of reviews on google talked about being scammed or robbed but for me everything was above board, I felt safe and had a fun time.

Day 5

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This seems to be a pretty popular brothel as I enquired in the late afternoon on the previous day about Nina and Bella and both were booked for the rest of the day. On this day I messaged at around 12 and they advised only 15:00 or 16:30 were available, I booked at 16:30 for 30 minutes, price is 70 euros. Arrived at Carrer de Provenca 125 but the actual address given once I messaged is a short walk around the corner on Passatge de Batllo. I rang the bell a few minutes before but no answer, they messaged to say they would be one moment but I was waiting 3-4 mins so it seems they prefer you to come only right on the start time.

I go in and Nina is behind the door, a cute girl from Barcelona with a petite body, even better than the photos, around 21 years old according to the reviews on SexomercadoBCN which seemed accurate. She had a bit of a goth girl look, she reminded me of Jane from Breaking Bad. Led up the stairs, its a house with 3-4 rooms for the girls and they shout out "paso" to each other whenever you are between the room and shower so that you don't encounter any other girls or fellow punters. Handed over the cash and then unchanged before she came back to lead me to the shower. Came back for me after her shower, she was in black lingerie now with her towel wrapped around her and we went back into the room. She took her bra off and we started DFK, this was fantastic with great variation of pace and intensity, a lot of caresses and kisses on each others shoulders and necks too. A nice suck of her perky tits, then some more DFK once she took her knickers off.

I lay down on the bed and she starts some great OWO, deepthroat on several occasions, a really nice 3-4 mins of this then I stopped her so I could lick her pussy with her on the edge of the bed. Not always a fan of girls with a lot of tattoos but they looked fantastic on her body, a great sight at times as I licked her out and built up the intensity slowly, alternating between swirling my tongue and flicking her clit was getting a good response. Few mins of this and I lay on the bed as she got the condom, she climbed on and the penetration was shallow at first, she was teasing me towards deeper strokes. She started riding at full speed as we had some more DFK and embraces, few mins and I came in the bag as we embraced, this was a proper GFE, she is in no rush to climb off until you savour your orgasm. I opted for another shower and then led back to the room to get dressed. A nice chat about her trips to northern Spain and also her tattoos, her favourite is one of Edward Scissorhands which I thought was Robert Smith! Led back to the front door with a kiss goodbye, I left with my balls drained and a spring in my step. Definitely the highlight of my trip, the kind of punt that reinvigorates your enthusiasm for this wonderful hobby.

Overall

I love Athens, I'm a bit of a connoisseur of the white light brothels there but this trip solidified my opinion that Barcelona is the best city in Europe for punting. There is every type of punting you could want and for every budget, if I lived there I'd probably go bankrupt working my way through the Vecinitas and TeensBCN girls. Bear in mind I had around 30 other girls I had noted down (both agency and independents) from SexomercadoBCN so there are plenty left to experience and I intend to make this city a regular trip. If you are unsure about where to start with a punting holiday then I would absolutely go for Barcelona.

[Steely Dan]

Nice review.  Sorry if your experience in Bagdad was below expectations, but as we all say, YMMV.  But a 2 min fuck on stage is for sure something that does not happen in many places.  Now you are a sex performer!

Sex in PussyCat or any of the strip clubs is quite expensive.  But again, it is nice that you can fuck most of the girls there if you want.  TeensBCN, Vecinatas etc are much easier on the wallet.  Or if you don't want to book, any of the Haima clubs.

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Nice review.  Sorry if your experience in Bagdad was below expectations, but as we all say, YMMV.  But a 2 min fuck on stage is for sure something that does not happen in many places.  Now you are a sex performer!

Sex in PussyCat or any of the strip clubs is quite expensive.  But again, it is nice that you can fuck most of the girls there if you want.  TeensBCN, Vecinatas etc are much easier on the wallet.  Or if you don't want to book, any of the Haima clubs.

All good, I knew the risk especially on a Wednesday but I was heading home on Friday so wanted to give it a try, a blowjob and sex on a rotating stage in front of a small audience was certainly an experience that made the trip worthwhile.

I may give Dollhouse a try on my next trip, would also consider an expensive fuck in Pussy Cat as a one off too if the same girl I got a dance from is there as she was the clear number 1 choice for me after I had spent a while surveying all the girls.

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[Golfer]

My Trip to TENERIFE

Just returned from Tenerife after a 4-day mates trip. Here's my review:

Day1:  Walked around Playa de las Américas, the main strip. We stayed at H10 Las Palmeras. First reaction was very lively and very Irish. Managed to chat with few girls on External Link/Members Only.  Agreed with 2 for out-call to hotel for me and my mate. Three of them came, and we said, " We need only one, they made a fuss. then one left and others tool the money, the second girl with my mate to the room.  Both girls were very uncooperative, and then in 5 minutes, they got a call, picked up their clothes, and ran off!  Lost £300!  -  £200 for an hour and taxi fair.
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Day 2:  We had planned private boat trip with girls (fingers crossed).  We managed to book some but they back out last minute and then we had 10 people private boat for just 5 of us.  Not bad thought, it was fun, we actually some dolphins.  Evening played it safe: External Link/Members Only.  RECOMMENDED.  Very clean, great location and beautiful girls. They offer a lot of options, but I opted for an 'interactive' massage. EUR180 for 45 mins.  I paid EUR 100 for full service with LUNA - it was fantastic (the only small downside was the impants, but they were very good - still playable, and not the hard plastic works). Most girls there seem to be from South America. Between day 2 and day 3, all of visited this place and all were happy.   My friend has Zara and fell in Love - LOL. Can't remember the other names.

Day 3: Visited a well-known and reviewed place:  sugargirls.es.  20 mins drive.  Big property and very well kept - like a boutique hotel.  The place is very efficient and proper brothel - clear on what is on offer and no extra. EUR 130 for half hour. When we went, 6 girls were available (the others were busy - they are about 12/13 typically). Selected External Link/Members Only.   She is very good, real boobs, which is important to me and would go back.  They have a big swimming pool and I am keen to try that out next time we go. special price for the pool:  EUR200 for 1/2 hr.