YOUNG AND PETITE BUT NOT PARTICULARLY ATTRACTIVE AND SERVICES GROSSLY MISREPRESENTED
Kings Cross St Pancras 5 minutes from the station
It was Vikki’s first day today. I spotted the profile going up yesterday and booked her today. Unfortunately, she has been lumbered with a profile that is largely a work of fiction. I guess I might believe the photos are of her, although if that is the case they are hugely flattering. She is 6, not pretty, not particularly cute but young, petite and bit scared looking. She was wearing a black dress; I can’t say I was particularly curious about what was underneath…
Arriving at the gig was straight out of Carry On Punting. The previous arrival had gone into the wrong room and I was met by a taller, reasonably attractive size 10 blond with an interesting bust. I explained that she was not the person I was here to see and after a bit of confusion I was joined by Vikki.
I explained gently to Vikki that, as she was new, I wanted to check services with her. She agreed she does French Kissing but when I said Swallow (included in her likes) she first said she did not understand and then said she only offered Oral With!!! When I checked on the phone I was told that swallow was £10 extra…
If you have read my recent review of Blond Vicki you’ll know that I am pursing a local punting strategy. Another advantage of this approach is that it makes me feel a lot more relaxed about walking - easy to set up another punt tomorrow so I asked her if she had seen her profile (it went up yesterday with the photos only loaded today) and she said she hadn’t. I urged her to see it and get it changed and told her that unfortunately I could not proceed. We ended amicably. The location is absolutely perfect for me, but if you go be aware that the maid is damn liar, be sure to check out services before you hand over your money and have a plan b.