Are you sitting comfortably, then I’ll begin……

Just before I started punting I used to go to strip clubs.
At one fine overseas establishment you could get a lap dance for $20. I loved this place because it was open day on boobs and bums. I squeezed loads of flesh for a couple hundred dollars. It was a fun night out.
One time in 2014 I had several dances with an absolute cracker, English speaking of Russian descent. Started with lots of boobs and Bum.
About the fourth $20 she started by sitting on the floor and opening her legs. I got a bit excited and naively I said I’d love to touch your pussy. She said it’s not allowed, she’d get kicked out but I could touch it later. Naively again I said where and she whispered in my ear “In your hotel room”.
Several things then happened:
1. I was dyeing for a piss
2. The fourth dance ended
3. Penny dropped as to what she was offering
4. It’s illegal to proposition in a club
5. I rushed to the loo
6. She called out “you ok baby”
7. I think she mistook my dive for the loo was me off to report her to mgmt.
8. I told her everything was fine but I had to go.
And why am I telling you this ?
Because I 110% believe this short , no more than 20 minutes interaction put me on the path to punting. The fact that I can recall it so clearly yet cannot remember what I did yesterday speaks volumes.
Sort of the OP question in reverse….hope you enjoyed
