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Offline Scubbard

so recently I have approached a number of SPs and asked about service exchange ie I would do something for them and in return they do something for me! Obviously I have to negotiate maybe I would add cash to make it worth their while or they make it worth my while depending on the ‘job at hand’ anyway I now have a booking where I will do a job and pay a discounted price for an hour of fun! And also another girl interested in my services offering me potentially free services from her. Has anyone else had any similar experiences? Just and interesting prospect I thought

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Might give it a try and let you know

 :hi:

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Barter is till taxable. If she's paid in kind how do you expect her to pay her taxes?

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Barter is till taxable. If she's paid in kind how do you expect her to pay her taxes?

I think that's the last thing on either of their minds  :lol:

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Barter is till taxable. If she's paid in kind how do you expect her to pay her taxes?

To be honest i use my tips to fund my habit so thats tax free too 🤷🏻‍♂️ but i also work full time and pay plenty of taxes as im sure a lot of these girls do also

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To be honest i use my tips to fund my habit so thats tax free too 🤷🏻‍♂️ but i also work full time and pay plenty of taxes as im sure a lot of these girls do also

Since when have tips been "tax free"?

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Since when have tips been "tax free"?

Since clients hand me cash personally on top of their bill i am employed so i am on PAYE for my wages but not tips! Do you think a barber declare their tips? Or a postman or a gardener?

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Do you lot work for HMRC? Should i be worried?

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Since clients hand me cash personally on top of their bill i am employed so i am on PAYE for my wages but not tips! Do you think a barber declare their tips? Or a postman or a gardener?

It doesn't matter whether a particular trade or any individual declares tips or not, it doesn't mean that it sets a precedent and tips become tax free.

It's only because you (and anyone else) doesn't declare their tips, that you are not paying tax on them.

Tips are not tax free and are considered part of your income, so are subject to Tax and NI, as far as the revenue are concerned. If you receive income that isn't taxed, you need to file a "self Assessment" tax return.

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It doesn't matter whether a particular trade or any individual declares tips or not, it doesn't mean that it sets a precedent and tips become tax free.

It's only because you (and anyone else) doesn't declare their tips, that you are not paying tax on them.

Tips are not tax free and are considered part of your income, so are subject to Tax and NI, as far as the revenue are concerned. If you receive income that isn't taxed, you need to file a "self Assessment" tax return.


That put me in my place then!


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Ill get my coat

That black one with the big lapels looks good on you 👁️

Offline Tom Foolery

I think it depends what you do. If you meet an attractive and engaging SP with an interest in Warehouse Logistics Planning, let me know.

Offline Massage Bloke

I think it depends what you do. If you meet an attractive and engaging SP with an interest in Warehouse Logistics Planning, let me know.


I can fix lawn mowers. Perhaps there is a young hottie out there with a busted mower, who would give me a blowie. But fair warning, I would have to charge for any new parts.

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I can fix lawn mowers. Perhaps there is a young hottie out there with a busted mower, who would give me a blowie. But fair warning, I would have to charge for any new parts.

Probably better to fix her Bush trimmer  :yahoo:

Offline Bonker

I don't think anyone would barter with me.

I'm a male escort.

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Over the past dozen years or so I've had an arrangement of this sort with 3 different SPs. With each one it lasted for an extended period (years) and worked very well for both parties.

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Over the past dozen years or so I've had an arrangement of this sort with 3 different SPs. With each one it lasted for an extended period (years) and worked very well for both parties.

I bet they didn't know that emptying their bins is included in their council tax :P

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I don't think anyone would barter with me.

I'm a male escort.

Who knows maybe a lonely housewife could do your tax returns 😂

Offline Massage Bloke

Probably better to fix her Bush trimmer  :yahoo:

Yep, some lady gardens are very unkempt!


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Just seen this in a "nightmare customers" FB group and it reminded me of this thread

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Just seen this in a "nightmare customers" FB group and it reminded me of this thread

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Bring your own brown paper bag...

Offline Scubbard

Just before xmas i did a job for a working girl who happily paid me for my services which i then immediately gave back to her as part payment for a 30 mins visit! All in all both happy and will both be using each others services again hopefully on a long term basis! Also one of her 'Friends' is also interested so fingers crossed i might have a couple of potential customers which could keep me in the punting game more regularly.

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Just before xmas i did a job for a working girl who happily paid me for my services which i then immediately gave back to her as part payment for a 30 mins visit! All in all both happy and will both be using each others services again hopefully on a long term basis! Also one of her 'Friends' is also interested so fingers crossed i might have a couple of potential customers which could keep me in the punting game more regularly.

Hopefully, she'll give you a positive review  :D

Offline advent2016

so recently I have approached a number of SPs and asked about service exchange ie I would do something for them and in return they do something for me

One SP whom I saw 3 times a day a few years back, I did her shopping - tea, coffee, milk, bread, butter, condoms, lube etc. I enjoyed the smiles from the check girl ;) For this she knocked off her extras prices.
Others I have updated / removed virus from their computers and wasn't surprised that bad people (incompetent people) had installed malware previously. I even installed Linux for one and helped her with C++ 101. There is an untapped market to provide secure computers for non techies.

A local lady civvie I've installed "Sky Glass codes on a fire stick" in exchange for a BJ. Obviously you should buy it properly from Sky, but to evaluate I think it's reasonable.

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"One SP whom I saw 3 times a day a few years back"

Three times a day!

Offline Stevelondon

This is one of those times when my skill set……Nuclear Physicist. Just ain’t useful at all. 🤷🏼

Offline advent2016

"One SP whom I saw 3 times a day a few years back"

Three times a day!

Don't judge. It felt like going to the gym before, lunchtime and after work. It wasn't often consecutive days. I was in a hotel

Offline Scubbard

Hopefully, she'll give you a positive review  :D

😂😂😂 hopefully

Offline Scubbard

This is one of those times when my skill set……Nuclear Physicist. Just ain’t useful at all. 🤷🏼

Who knows, with Putin banging on the nuclear door they might want some advice 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

Offline Dav618id

I haven't said before hand, but in small talk I've mentioned I'm a decorator. And if they ask me for a price to paint their kitchen I give them a price or 3 meetings, they give me free meetings, only problem is I have to do when suits them usually on their day of or one masseuse after 8 at night doesn't bother me as I'm single. Also saves me taking the cash

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It's much cleaner and easier to just pay in cash.

SPs don't want to have chase you to do jobs or chase you if there's a problem with your work.

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I haven't said before hand, but in small talk I've mentioned I'm a decorator. And if they ask me for a price to paint their kitchen I give them a price or 3 meetings, they give me free meetings, only problem is I have to do when suits them usually on their day of or one masseuse after 8 at night doesn't bother me as I'm single. Also saves me taking the cash

I'd rather do cash work for someone else and not get blurred lines.

Offline oldrascal

Many years ago (the 70s?) i used be a weekly visitor to the Aqua sauna near the Holloway Road. I would do odd jobs around the place, in particular removing mould from the walls and putting mould-resistant paint on them. I'm not a decorator - I worked in an office - but was a reasonably good DIYer. I even kept a set of old clothes in their understairs cupboard! In exchange, I would get a free massage. If there was nothing to be done, after I had had a paid-for massage, and if they were not too busy, I would go for a second massage for free with a different girl, although I paid her for 'extras'. Those were the days when I could come twice. Now I find it very difficult to even come once......

Offline Stevelondon

I made a comment to a SP once, that her garden could do with tidying up. 😱

A couple of weeks later I was trimming the hedge, weeding and mowing the bloody lawn.  :D

It was the summer and I quite enjoyed it. At that time she was more into receiving your amateur photographer if you know what I mean. We just sort of got on…..  even though any kind of camera work was not my thing. I just got little perks.
No FS or blow jobs but she was well into other fetish stuff in a light kind of way.
She went on to become a pro dom. Clever lass.

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Back in the noughties I fitted some wall eye-hooks to a regular's bedroom wall (I am sure it must have violated her rental agreement).

To say thank you she tested them by restraining me, tying cord around my balls and giving me a fairly harsh blowjob.

The following week I fixed her to the hooks, gagged her and brought her off with a mains powered vibrator (I paid for that session).

Happy days!

Offline Stevelondon

Back in the noughties I fitted some wall eye-hooks to a regular's bedroom wall (I am sure it must have violated her rental agreement).

To say thank you she tested them by restraining me, tying cord around my balls and giving me a fairly harsh blowjob.

The following week I fixed her to the hooks, gagged her and brought her off with a mains powered vibrator (I paid for that session).

Happy days!

I’ve done this in the past.
Word of advice to others on here who might asked by an SP to do it to them.
If it’s a mains powered vibrator. You know it’s gonna take fucking ages  :D :lol:

Offline Dr Talueng

Reading some of the messages on this thread takes my mind back almost 30 years. I 'did some work' for somebody, and 'got repaid' in the time-honoured fashion!
A lady that I knew lived in London. She was an SP, but she kept it very quiet; she didn't know that I knew she was an SP, and I wasn't going to tell her I knew.
I knew her as a 'friend of a friend', and on one occassion we were talking about computers and emails (all 'dial-up' and 'modems' in those days). A week or two later she said she'd bought a modem and could I come and fit it to her computer. Of couse I said 'Yes'.

A third friend, who I _did_ know was an SP, told me about working with a girl in London who had a flat with a dungeon room, and whenever she had an MFF booking it was always the third friend who was the second 'F'.

I turned-up to the flat, and tried to install the modem, but it would not fit properly. I explained the problem and said I'd get a replacement and come back. She was most thankful, and I got a HJ!
Two weeks later and I go back again, and get it all set-up for her, and spent a few hours that evening showing her how it all worked. She even made dinner for us both, and when I was helping her in the kitchen I discovered some cupboard doors that were hanging-off. For fixing her computer I got a BJ!

A few weeks later she went away on holiday for 3 weeks and asked me to check-on her flat a few times each week - lights going on and off, removing the mail from the letter-box, the usual things. Prior to her going away I went to collect a set of keys, and that's when she sheepishly admitted to me that she was an SP. I told her that I knew already, it wouldn't affect our friendship, and I certainly wasn't going to tell anybody. At that point she showed me one of her spare rooms which was all kitted-out as a dungeon. And she was surprised when I said I already knew about the dungeon!
So, while she's away I make several trips to check out her flat, and I fix the damaged cupboard doors, did some painting in the kitched and one of the bedrooms, and fixed the plumbing in the toilet cistern. I didn't tell her I'd done the work, but I (deliberately) left a paint-brush and pot of paint in her kitchen.
When she came back I arranged to go see her to return her keys, which is when she asked me about the cupboard doors, the painting, and the repaied toilet. She was very thankful, and as 'payment' she insisted that I spend an evening in her dungeon for all the 'usual fun and games'. Naturally, I didn't put up much opposition!
Sadly, the whole dungeon-scene didn't really do anything for me, but she used the evening as a training session to try out some new things.

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Was there a phone number on this ad? Asking for a friend  :lol:

Offline OliverK


I can fix lawn mowers. Perhaps there is a young hottie out there with a busted mower, who would give me a blowie. But fair warning, I would have to charge for any new parts.

This sounds like the opening scene to a porno.
It's a sweltering hot summer's day and she's in the garden in very tight hot pants and a bikini but her mower won't start....   I wonder if there's anyone who can help her?

Offline OliverK

A local lady civvie I've installed "Sky Glass codes on a fire stick" in exchange for a BJ. Obviously you should buy it properly from Sky, but to evaluate I think it's reasonable.

Who are all these civvies that pay back their favours in BJs?  And why have I never met any of them?


It's not my job but I do know my way around a camera so I once asked an SP if she wanted me to take some new profile photos for her AW account.  Sadly she declined.

Offline Stevelondon

I haven't said before hand, but in small talk I've mentioned I'm a decorator. And if they ask me for a price to paint their kitchen I give them a price or 3 meetings, they give me free meetings, only problem is I have to do when suits them usually on their day of or one masseuse after 8 at night doesn't bother me as I'm single. Also saves me taking the cash


I know the lass you’re on about.
Tried to get a booking and she said no.
“I’ve got the painters in”