Author Topic: Mila - Tottenham Hale  (Read 2951 times)

Offline Zanderpanda

Intimate shave  only. £50

Location: A room in a business center. Near Tottenham Hale tube, in a dark, depressing and decrepit 1960s building. And that is on a sunny day in May. Mila's room is surprisingly nice in such a dreary location. It is a big space but has no shower or sink. The table was quality, and there was a beauty dish to help her see what she was doing.

Mia is a 40s no-nonsense eastern European with bleach blond hair. Dressed professionally in a blouse and skirt, hair tied back. Very friendly and smiled a fair bit. I enjoyed talking to her.

Experience: No pissing about when I got there. She explained the shave would be £50, or £80 with a happy end “because some people want it”. I said nothing about it and just said I’d pay at the end. I got undressed and laid down on the table. Mila wore latex gloves. She used shaving foam (I’d have preferred a brush, but hygiene would be a nightmare) and lathered me up. No real attempt to excite me, although she did squeeze my cock at the start because I think she wanted to make me hard to make the shave easier. And away she went- all very professional and "proper". Obviously she spent about 15 mins holding my cock and balls, but how else could she do it? If I had asked for a happy ending then maybe it would have been more sensual but everything she did was done professionally. And that is not a complaint. I enjoyed it but she didn’t go out of her way to make that happen. She applied some aloe at the end with the gloves off and that was briefly fun, but she never asked or mentioned a HE beyond her opening comment. 

An enjoyable if anticlimactic experience. Years ago I realised I wanted to go for a shave to have a stranger handle my cock in an ostensibly professional setting. But I didn’t want to be a perv and thrust that on someone who did not offer sexual services alongside. So I was delighted to find Mila even though getting to Tottenham Hale is a trek for me. But there really was nothing exciting about it. The shave itself was excellent. That is what I asked for so that is why I am giving this a positive.

I think I’ll go back and I may pluck up the courage to go for a wax. But £50 for 20 mins of anything seems a bit expensive. I might try Lora instead next time as her prices are a lot lower.


Offline Zanderpanda

I knew I forgot something! Thank you.

Offline tantraman

... She explained the shave would be £50, or £80 with a happy end “because some people want it”. I said nothing about it and just said I’d pay at the end ...

I think if you'd let Mila know from the outset that you did want to wrap up with HR, her initimate shave would've been more like edging ... as a regular, that's defo what I've cum to sexperience :dance:

« Last Edit: August 06, 2025, 04:54:17 pm by tantraman »

Offline Zanderpanda

I am sure you are right! But I am in the tiny minority (probably a minority of 1) that DOESN'T want to cum. I just want a sexy experience and blue balls. Maybe I should tell her that (and I'd expect to pay for it)
« Last Edit: August 06, 2025, 06:42:27 pm by Zanderpanda »

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Offline Celtic 69

Hi zandapanda,
Good review but I'm a bit confused regarding what you were expecting or wanted from your visit with mila?
Not a criticism but my reason to ask you is she's been reviewed quite a lot on this forum for her massage (reviewed myself) shaving & not sure about her waxing?
Most reviews I believe have included her giving a HE.
So hopefully you read all of our reviews before you paid a visit & pretty much knew what was/wasn't on offer?

Offline Stevelondon

Hi zandapanda,
Good review but I'm a bit confused regarding what you were expecting or wanted from your visit with mila?
Not a criticism but my reason to ask you is she's been reviewed quite a lot on this forum for her massage (reviewed myself) shaving & not sure about her waxing?
Most reviews I believe have included her giving a HE.
So hopefully you read all of our reviews before you paid a visit & pretty much knew what was/wasn't on offer?

I think he’s explained what he wanted. An intimate shave with no HE.

If that’s what someone wants. Then if that’s what he gets and he’s happy with it…….. nothing to misunderstand or be confused about.

Offline tantraman

... I am in the tiny minority (probably a minority of 1) that DOESN'T want to cum. I just want a sexy experience and blue balls ...

... interesting kink, my friend; so much so that it has made me start a thread: Wanting hand relief, but not wanting to cum? :music:

« Last Edit: August 06, 2025, 11:42:55 pm by tantraman »

Offline Celtic 69

Get your point stevelondon but honestly was I asking for a lesson in English language...probably not as I have an O level from my school days in it.
Don't want grief about my post from yourself as we've swapped good info before in the past.
I did say in my post 'it's not a criticism ' as I do respect the fact that we all look for different things in an appointment. Just looking for his feedback/input from his review of mila because I was intrigued by his decision making?
Don't think that's a major crime to make in an open forum chat.
Take it easy fella.

Offline Celtic 69

# no comebacks on the O level before you go to town on that one...left myself a bit open there didn't I?
Take it easy.

Offline Zanderpanda

Hi zandapanda,
Good review but I'm a bit confused regarding what you were expecting or wanted from your visit with mila?
Not a criticism but my reason to ask you is she's been reviewed quite a lot on this forum for her massage (reviewed myself) shaving & not sure about her waxing?
Most reviews I believe have included her giving a HE.
So hopefully you read all of our reviews before you paid a visit & pretty much knew what was/wasn't on offer?
Hi. I read a lot of them. Enough to know that she how to use a razor and that she offers happy endings. Thank you to everyone who wrote a review.

I could go and get my balls shaved competently at any beauty salon that offers it. And I could obviously ask anyone who sells handjobs to have a go at shaving me. But what I wanted was a good shave and enjoyment from a stranger holding my dick for a bit. If I just wanted a shave I'd go to a beauty salon closer to home. But I know I want to enjoy it too, and I am not going to turn up to a legit salon with a view to taking pleasure from it because that is not what they are offering. And I don't really want any random from AW wielding a razor near my genitals. So Mila's offering is ideal. She knows what she is doing, and she's not going to be offended if I want to enjoy the experience.

What I got was exactly what I was expecting and what I wanted. And it was still a positive for me. It just turns out that what I wanted was not quite as exciting as I had expected. Maybe because it was so quick. But is life not full of that sort of thing?
« Last Edit: August 07, 2025, 12:57:49 am by Zanderpanda »

Offline Celtic 69

Thanks Zanderpanda.
Yeah I know where your coming from.  I've had intimate waxing in the past and I found that experience extremely exhilarating. If you can find a decent waxing therapist that does massage treatments as well I find that a great combo.
The way a waxing therapist handles your cock whilst carrying out the waxing can be amazing & a massive turn on. I've had waxing done by therapist that do a HE & therapist that don't...you pretty much get the vibe from them whilst they are doing it so there isn't the awkward scenario of asking I've found compared with a massage therapist.
Even without a HE after an intimate waxing I've enjoyed if the therapist knows what she's doing so it's not painful & if she's attractive it's great.