External Link/Members OnlyNot sure how I found myself at the Bi fun club, I was local thought id give it a try as ive started venturing to parties.
Location: well documented place near King's Cross Station.
Ive Attached a promotional pic from bifun clubs website showing all that were in attendance.
Not sure if I've previously read these are paid to attend escorts somewhere, they werent really active in the pleasure giving sense so assume they are only paid to keep the ratios good and not necessarily get involved.
Anyway I paid with cash at the door and gave my name, half expecting to be quizzed if I was actually bi...which I wasn't.
Down the stairs and past the cloak room into the basement, and as soon as I landed, to my left in the seating area facing the bar were two of the paid female guest carmel and cristina sitting either side of a chap wanking him off, the trio who all seemed well acquainted with each other and later moved to the main mattress in the open area and started fucking his ass with a dildo, carmel sat on his face too during that session.
I went to the bar and bought a drink then had a roam around. There must of been at least 50 people (at the peak of my visit) including 4 couples (3 of which in their late 40's and 50's, one wife was chubby with abit of timber, another wife other was very plain (mid to late 50's if I had to guess) but had an large amazing set of knockers for her age in a fish net top outfit, and the 3rd was a black bbw although i didnt see them play, 3 cd's, 2 paid trans, 1 thai ladyboy, no single ladies.
And the remainder were men (obviously), some clearly straight, some blatantly gay and the rest somewhere in between, it mostly the old boys who were stark naked, milling around abit like zombies wanking their cocks looking for absolutely any action available. it was very easy to spot who was straight because as soon as a female entered a dark room they were a few feet behind and as soon as she left the dark room they left too haha.
When i first arrived There was a couple in the first dark room, it was pretty wild in there, when I popped in for a look. The wife was getting action from every angle I almost felt sorry for her it looked pretty intense but i read the room and her husband was there and it was what they wanted, there was two of the paid trannies in there too called reita and lush in the darkness I wasn't exactly sure initially that they were trannys, but i could tell something was up.
I got close enough to the couple, they were early 30's.. very attractive giggly wife (i.e. you would punt her), and presented my cock to her, which she wanked and made a comment about how horny it made her and she wanted to suck it abit I smiled and nodded and start started giving me owo.
The head only latest about 2 minutes before she stopped, distracted by another man trying to pull her down onto his face so he could eat her pussy/ass...as he lay on his back (I think that was her husband its abit of a blurr now)
So my cock was still hanging out in no man's land sort of waiting for her to resume which didn't end up happening, then unexpectedly and blinsighted, Rita grabbed my cock from my left rear and wanked it and pulled my boxers down to touch my balls... I think she has a ball fetish as I saw her doing it to others later on that afternoon...
I wasn't looking for this type of action, but I was also weary of cutting and running incase that might trigger a "he's not bi, kick him out" scenario and I'd be £55 lighter with nothing to show for it. (That's my genuine story and I'm sticking to it haha)
she let me go as i wasnt being receptive and she was also sucking off another man at the same time. The other tranny lush was peaking alot too eye balling my dick basically giving me the green light signal, to which I pretended i didnt noticr, lucky more bodies came piling in to the dark room so i was able to cut and run without looking too obvious and I made sure to be careful in future about having my cock out freely swinging and ungaurded in a bi club with a majority of gay men of all places.
Sadly Not alot went on for me afterwards.
Carmel and Christina were in the hand job/ bj seating area, mostly talking with guests with abit of hand job action to whoever they liked I suppose.
All the other ladies were mostly in the other seating area talking with each other... it was very clicky, approaching men got backed off very quickly, so they certainly weren't playing with any tom dick or harrys.
One guy gave Simona head for at least 30mins straight; whilst she sat on a bench with her knickers pulled to the side, he never came up for air once literally. Other men came in at her sides and started stroking her legs/arms but she didn't interact with them.
Another really young lad gave bell head too for a solid 20mins...
The couple with the wife in the fish net with the amazing tits went back in the dark room, obviously followed by a herd of men... however she made it clear she wasn't playing, it was only the husband getting sucked off by a cross dresser to completion whilst she had a thumb up her husbands arse!
With not much going on, I sparked up convo with a couple of the women, abit of small talk, then onto some compliments and seedy talk of what id like to do with them or them to me.
I think they definately wanted charming, they maybe wanted drinks buying to build a rapport, and I wasn't about to start doing that.
Ultimately it wouldn't be hard to find those escorts if you were desperate for a one to one, where theyre definately putting out, as most seem to have their own individual gangbang parties etc advertised on their personal X accounts.
Anyway after about 90mins I started to get bored and decided to cut my losses.
Final thoughts, I have to rate it as a positive although it was shit in terms of action options for myself, it's a given YMMV here and nothings on a plate; it is entirely what you make of it.
Couples are where its at, if there's enough of them and the husbands game to let his wife play or a cuck... there's alot of action to be had, but obviously there's no way of knowing the couples turn out before hand.
Otherwise it was only trannies/cd's and gays at it non stop in the dark rooms etc.
Probably wouldn't return again
Paid £55
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