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External Link/Members OnlyWhen: April 2025
Booking & Comms: Long story shortThree appointment times were set, on one I got bumped for another punter, the other she said she had to get her nails done, the final one she left me hanging for hours, eventually binning me off.
Detailed storyWe agreed the first booking and she said she wanted to do a video call as confirmation., I found that unusual, a first for me. In my experience prossies tell me that they don’t do video calls because when they do the punter just answers showing his cock and wanking.
Anyhow, she gave me 3 minutes notice in which to make the call. As I’m sure most members on here will appreciate, it may not be immediately convenient to have a video call with a prostitute. In my case, I was in the office working and had to find a suitable location to make the call. I messaged her 11 minutes later to say I was ready. I got a message back from her nearly two hours later telling me to video call her. I video called 9 minutes later, no answer. A few minutes later she tells me she can’t do the original time agreed and offers me a booking two hours later than the original time. I suggest an even earlier time, “sorry already booked”.
I ask her for an appointment the following day. We agree 3PM the next day. I tell her I will call her to confirm the following day also.
I message her at 10 in the morning to see if she is available for a call, I also send a message to confirm I am coming, followed by another message stating that I am definitely coming for our appointment which is at 3PM. A few minutes later she says she wants to do a video call, I reply back and say I’m ready. No response.
Some time passes and I ask her again, when will you be ready to take the call. No response for almost a half hour, then she messages to says she’s not home. Followed immediately by a voice note message saying she now can’t do 3PM because she has to get her nails done blah, blah, blah. But she says she can do 5PM. I agree the 5PM by text AND send her a Voice Note stating that I will move my day around and do 5, but let’s stick to 5 and not change again.
An hour passes and she text to say Okay 5 it is, thanks. She says I can video call her anytime.
At 2.15 I ask her can I video call now? – no response
At 3.10 I ask again, no response.
At 4.05 I make the video call anyway. No answer, and no response again.
At 4.08 I tell her that I’m now on my way (I had to leave then as I was about 45 minutes drive away). A few minutes later and I’m in the car on my way, finally she replies - she says I told you about the video call. I told her that I have tried all day to do this video call, but you are never available. She says it was inconvenient because she was shopping and having her nails done. I remind her that she is not the only one who is busy (I told her earlier in the day that I had meetings and would be unavailable at certain times), but there’s no respect for my time.
At this point I just get the feeling that she never had any intention of keeping the booking and would have bumped me no matter what. I have a sneaky suspicion that she will backtrack, so before I remind her of her voice and text messages suggesting and agreeing the appointment, I take a screenshot and record the voice message with my other phone.
I remain polite and try my best to retrieve the situation, but she starts getting aggressive, saying that I’m rude, that I’m not her employer and she doesn’t like my tone. She says that no matter what she isn’t going to meet me. Followed by a dismissive “bye, thanks”.
I tell her “OK, Negative review incoming”. (At no point did I mention or discuss UKP). Then she says “you can’t do a negative review if I didn’t agree a booking.” When I point out it was her requesting the change to a 5PM appointment in her voice note, and that she subsequently confirmed and agreed the 5PM appointment in a text. She says “With message?” I remind her of her voice note and text, then she deletes it.
The text discussion goes on for some time, I remain polite and courteous. She calls me rude, I suggest to her that I have been polite all the time and ask her to point out where she believes I am being rude. No response to that, but she finishes with an apology. I believe this is a cynical and desperate attempt to avoid a negative review.
VerdictI see that she already has form on here for time wasting and no shows, but she also had some great reviews on here. Had it not been for the great reviews I would have stopped bothering way before I did. This was by far and away the most difficult punt that I have ever tried to arrange, and it still didn’t materialise.
If a prossie agrees a booking, then that’s it as far as I’m concerned. She agreed the booking, but having to jump through further hoops in my experience is a round about way of her being able to control the situation and bin you off if she needs to.
I tried my hardest to jump through her additional hoops, I’m not visiting King Charles, she’s a £130 per hour prossie. She has little regard for other people’s time and seems to think punters will just be there waiting at the end of their phones for when she isn’t having her nails done or shopping.
I can see that she is trying to run some kind of appointment "qualification" system, but she isn’t professional with her time management, and isn’t respectful of other people’s time and commitments. I believe that all of her delays in replying are her hedging her bets to see what other bookings she might get. Subsequently, she will quite simply bump you for another punter. Or maybe she decides that she wants to go shopping, or get her nails done, all without a second thought for your precious time.
She will know exactly who I am and most likely put my number on some prossie blacklist. But I’ve already got a new SIM and new number, so I’m not worried.
Maybe I’ll try to book her again with my new number, she’ll never know

I await her White Knights to come riding in.