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Offline Lorachoop

as indeed you did one of the days I and P were with you -  5 different girls in one day! Beats my best of 3 in one day!

Learnt alot from your posts too. Thanks for sharing.

Planning a visit in next 3 weeks so if you or someone else has good TF or other Freelancer recommendations, please send them to me

Offline billybob69

Yes all are escorts.  Every now and then a girl wont be available (time of month etc) but so rare not to bother.  Some wont do LT.  They may prefer to be in the bar.  Maybe they think they can earn more on drinks and ST than LT.  Or they just don't want to.  I am amazed sometimes that girls will hang out with me for 12 hours!

Yes you just go in a buy a drink.  You can ask if she will do ST or LT right away if you like - she is used to it.  The bar fine goes on the bar bill (as premium drink - depends on bar).  So if you want get on with it, tell her to put the barfine on the drinks bill right away.  Then finish the drink with her and send her to get changed and get her stuff (if LT), or take her upstairs for ST. Almost all places on Soi 6 have a ST room on site.   Personnaly I don't rush it.  Don't mind a few lady drinks.  I have 24 hours in a day to enjoy, so hanging out with her for a bit is fine. Hmmm ... if I am BF her for the second time I might get her to add the BF right away and be out in no time.

I don't know if you experienced it, but many of the bars are now trying to introduce a minimum amount of lady drinks before the girl will go upstairs. I just returned from Pattaya. I went into two bars and both required a minimum lady drinks before they would agree to a ST barfine. Both times I cheque bin and walked......

Offline toon972

I don't know if you experienced it, but many of the bars are now trying to introduce a minimum amount of lady drinks before the girl will go upstairs. I just returned from Pattaya. I went into two bars and both required a minimum lady drinks before they would agree to a ST barfine. Both times I cheque bin and walked......

I have just come back as well and this happened to my friend and we both walked. Apparently there are two bars who dont do this Hollywood and Fire. It did not bother me as I tend to go to bars in other places.

Offline ruggedscot

wat about the 'legit' places ? are they just as likely to give you a HJ  ?

Say just relax type place ?

Offline venomslayer89

I have just come back as well and this happened to my friend and we both walked. Apparently there are two bars who dont do this Hollywood and Fire. It did not bother me as I tend to go to bars in other places.

Yes, sports bar at the start of Soi Boomerang 5 drinks before you find out the bar fine.

Offline Grenadier36

wat about the 'legit' places ? are they just as likely to give you a HJ  ?

Say just relax type place ?
If you mean massage places, there's one on Soi Diana which is legit and no funny business. A welcome oasis for a proper massage.

Offline RMwonderer

Hello everyone. Hope you are all ok. I did not want to start another thread so thought I’ll just message here. I’ve accidentally talked Thailand up a little too much to family and friends and now they are planning to go at the end of the year (I maybe going to)

I want to have some ‘fun’ whilst I’m there but might be difficult. Has anyone had any similar experiences and manage to punt? Some ideas would be good but happy to be told figure it out yourself haha

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Get them drunk or tired so they go to sleep at 11PM.  Go out between 11:30 and 4:00am.  Find places that do incalls (e.g. a room upstairs).

Sleep in.

Offline Dad_Bod

Hello everyone. Hope you are all ok. I did not want to start another thread so thought I’ll just message here. I’ve accidentally talked Thailand up a little too much to family and friends and now they are planning to go at the end of the year (I maybe going to)

I want to have some ‘fun’ whilst I’m there but might be difficult. Has anyone had any similar experiences and manage to punt? Some ideas would be good but happy to be told figure it out yourself haha

You know better than us. When I have my wife in tow in Thailand, I tend to book her in to get her hair done and that gives me a 3 hour window to go off and "play pool"..Or, I'll ask my wife if she wants to come & watch the big match on TV with me in a bar, safe in the knowledge that she'd rather watch paint dry. On one occasion, when we're out shopping she asked me to go find a cash machine to take out a few thousand baht and I managed to slip into a BJ bar, have a Singha and get my load swallowed then back to the wife in a sensible enough time that she believed my story about looking for an ATM that's connected to the 'global network" (when every ATM at every 7/11 is!). So, depends how gullible your family are which only you can attest to.

Offline djs1969

Join thai friendly before you go out -do a bit of research. There is a review section on there from punters of the girls

Offline RMwonderer

Hello everyone. Did not want to start a new thread as we have a million of these Thailand ones.

Norse Atlantic has started flying to Bangkok from Manchester and Gatwick. Prices seem very reasonable. Anyone flown long haul with them before?

Offline Swapmeister

Lol at all the stories about guys sneaking away from their wives to punt.  If we are talking about visiting Scandinavia and punting with stereotypical blonde, busty and leggy WGs for loose change then I get it the subterfuge.  But the selling point in Thailand is the sheer choice and the cheap costs.  Sure, there are a few gems but on the whole,  the qualify isn't high. Certainly not worth the subterfuge to sneak in a BJ.     A special Lol at the women who really think that their fella really spent a couple of hours looking for an ATM near Nana Plaza or Soi Cowbody

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But the selling point in Thailand is the sheer choice and the cheap costs.  Sure, there are a few gems but on the whole,  the qualify isn't high.

your personal preference / opinion and /or experience. Not mine! Although i agree with you that you have to choose massage places carefully as some only seem to have less attractive, mid aged / older ladies. But there are places with decent looking women - and plenty of TF and in bars, clubs etc.

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If a punter is into ladyboys or ping pong shows or milking tables or other Thai "specialities" then I can understand the subterfuge. But telling your wife that you spent two hours looking for an ATM just so that you can get a BJ? Lol. The funny part is not the excuses but the partners that believe it.

Offline clivethomas

Lol at all the stories about guys sneaking away from their wives to punt.  If we are talking about visiting Scandinavia and punting with stereotypical blonde, busty and leggy WGs for loose change then I get it the subterfuge.  But the selling point in Thailand is the sheer choice and the cheap costs.  Sure, there are a few gems but on the whole,  the qualify isn't high. Certainly not worth the subterfuge to sneak in a BJ.     A special Lol at the women who really think that their fella really spent a couple of hours looking for an ATM near Nana Plaza or Soi Cowbody

Depends where you go.  A lot of munters, more so than ever, but there is quality out there if you put the effort in or just go the top places.

I can't imagine that unless you just don't like Asian birds of course, that anybody would go to somewhere like Billboard and say the talent isn't decent.  Same with some of the established massage shops, there are always nice ladies to be found.   

As for the wives who believe it, it would really depend where you are staying.  If you're a few stops down from Nana by National Stadium then there isn't even the slightest hint of a scene for them to worry about it.   I'm sure most married guys who punt know how to get away with it by now.

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You know better than us. When I have my wife in tow in Thailand, I tend to book her in to get her hair done and that gives me a 3 hour window to go off and "play pool"..Or, I'll ask my wife if she wants to come & watch the big match on TV with me in a bar, safe in the knowledge that she'd rather watch paint dry. On one occasion, when we're out shopping she asked me to go find a cash machine to take out a few thousand baht and I managed to slip into a BJ bar, have a Singha and get my load swallowed then back to the wife in a sensible enough time that she believed my story about looking for an ATM that's connected to the 'global network" (when every ATM at every 7/11 is!). So, depends how gullible your family are which only you can attest to.

There's me thinking its trailer-in-tow
This is epic, brilliant  :lol:
Up there for post of the month  :hi:

Offline Swapmeister

Depends where you go.  A lot of munters, more so than ever, but there is quality out there if you put the effort in or just go the top places.

I can't imagine that unless you just don't like Asian birds of course, that anybody would go to somewhere like Billboard and say the talent isn't decent.  Same with some of the established massage shops, there are always nice ladies to be found.   

Like i said, there are gems to be found but not worth the subterfuge imo.  As for experienced hands being able to carry it off, when I tell people that I am off to Thailand, the immediate "joke" is about ping pong shows, lady boys, bar girls, and massage with extras. So wives who dont suspect hubby spending a few hours looking for an ATM in Bangkok are probably very gullable indeed.

Offline jartimus

I initially posted this trip report in Pattaya addicts from the ground during my trip in July.
Im sharing here to add my experience to the knowledge here!

Day 1
Checked into Areca Lodge and went to explore the surrounding area. We ate just across the road pad Thai shrimp noodles and had a Singha.
Area 53 bar just near LK Metro there was a nice smiley girl who caught my attention, her name was plan i think she was about 22 not skinny but not fat, I bought her a drink and we played some doubles pool, she was smiling at me and groping me a lot, and it was fun playing pool.   I am tempted to barfine her at some point.
We walked up the road looking for heaven above, but got distracted by some really young cute girls in pink baby.
we went in and the mamasan did a line up, my friend and i didn’t really know what to do so we just sat there for a while smiling while all the girls stared at us and smiled 😂.  Awkward.😂.
Eventually i chose a very cute girl who came and sat with me  i bought her a drink, but it turned out she was a drinks only girl, so a waste of time and money, she didn’t even speak English.  I tried to ask the serving girl which girls were barfinable but she couldn’t understand me.  My friend had chosen one but she said she was on period and couldn’t barfine. So we check binned sharpish and went straight into heaven above.
This was more like it, really nice atmosphere loads of beautiful fit girls.  I  picked one beautiful very slim girl 20 years old, I think her name was Fil or pronounced Feew, bought her a drink, my friend was with another girl and went upstairs for short time.  I told my girl i wanted to short time her but we had to wait for about 30 minutes for during which time we kissed and groped, she was very cute and wild and was rubbing my cock non stop and encouraging me to grope her all over and making horny facial expressions.
We went up to the room, showered together, she wouldn’t blow job but she french kissed nice and sat on my face and really got into it.  Followed by sex with condom.  Have to say heaven above and Fil was really excellent.
At this point we exited  and started walking up towards soi 7. Total expenditure up to this point was 4000 baht and pretty good value.
We walked down soi 7 and i cant believe how much it has faded in greatness.  It used to be a soi you could stroll up and down and there would be many beautiful young thai girls who would happily accept 600 baht barfine and 1500 long time to be your girlfriend for the day.  If i liked a girl i would frequently repeat the next day.  To be honest i didn’t see one attractive young thai girl down the whole soi 7.
Soi 6 was crazy as expected we were being mobbed by 5 thai girls at a time trying to drag us into their bars and they weren’t playing.
we went into one bar at the bottom of Soi 6 nearest beach road on the right as we walked up.  Some crazy beautiful young looking girls in there, we walked in and chose a couple of girls to join us.  Mine was about 20, a 10 out of 10 if i ever saw us called mind.  I asked about barfining early on and she said she only did short time.  She was going to bangkok tomorrow. We played connect 4 for 30 mins. I think this place was for koreans because there were a couple of young korean guys in there and at the end i was charged 695 baht for a bottle of singha a model lady drink and a model tequila!
 
left and carried walking up, soon were dragged into a bar (let ourselves be dragged) by 2 young bar girls (24). Mine was called plim.  They quoted us 1500 barfine and 5000 long time but they were really keen they would both come together with us to hotel as they were childhood best friends apparently.
things started turning for the worst when we left to go to hotel at about midnight, we got on baht bus to get home to soi Areca Lodge but one of the girls pressed the buzzer by central mall by beach road.  Then plim complained a lot because she had to walk for 8 minutes to get to hotel, then plim decided she was hungry and thirsty so we went to kiss food and sat there for 30 minutes watching them put 2 plates of food away each.  Mine was starting to get a bit moody too .  Back in the room i showered first on her insistence, then she showered.  She gave me an incredible bbj and she soaked us both when we had sex with condom.
Then she stayed up for 2 hours watching movies on Netflix, in the morning she was on the far side of the bed with her back to me and wouldn’t come near me, i woke at 9 and was hoping to make hotel breakfast but missed it because she wouldn’t wake.  Then at almost 11am she got up and was moody and showed a message on google translate saying she was going home to sleep more.
At this point i said great go , and gave her 3000 baht only as we didn’t have second boom boom in the morning, 1 boom boom for 6500 baht plus 300 baht only her food seemed a shit deal for me.

We walked down soi 7 and i cant believe how much it has faded in greatness.  It used to be a soi you could stroll up and down and there would be many beautiful young thai girls who would happily accept 600 baht barfine and 1500 long time to be your girlfriend for the day.  If i liked a girl i would frequently repeat the next day.  To be honest i didn’t see one attractive young thai girl down the whole soi 7.
Soi 6 was crazy as expected we were being mobbed by 5 thai girls at a time trying to drag us into their bars and they weren’t playing.
we went into one bar at the bottom of Soi 6 nearest beach road on the right as we walked up.  Some crazy beautiful young looking girls in there, we walked in and chose a couple of girls to join us.  Mine was about 20, a 10 out of 10 if i ever saw us called mind.  I asked about barfining early on and she said she only did short time.  She was going to bangkok tomorrow. We played connect 4 for 30 mins. I think this place was for koreans because there were a couple of young korean guys in there and at the end i was charged 695 baht for a bottle of singha a model lady drink and a model tequila!
 
left and carried walking up, soon were dragged into a bar (let ourselves be dragged) by 2 young bar girls (24). Mine was called plim.  They quoted us 1500 barfine and 5000 long time but they were really keen they would both come together with us to hotel as they were childhood best friends apparently.
things started turning for the worst when we left to go to hotel at about midnight, we got on baht bus to get home to soi Areca Lodge but one of the girls pressed the buzzer by central mall by beach road.  Then plim complained a lot because she had to walk for 8 minutes to get to hotel, then plim decided she was hungry and thirsty so we went to kiss food and sat there for 30 minutes watching them put 2 plates of food away each.  Mine was starting to get a bit moody too .  Back in the room i showered first on her insistence, then she showered.  She gave me an incredible bbj and she soaked us both when we had sex with condom.
Then she stayed up for 2 hours watching movies on Netflix, in the morning she was on the far side of the bed with her back to me and wouldn’t come near me, i woke at 9 and was hoping to make hotel breakfast but missed it because she wouldn’t wake.  Then at almost 11am she got up and was moody and showed a message on google translate saying she was going home to sleep more.
At this point i said great go , and gave her 3000 baht only as we didn’t have second boom boom in the morning, 1 boom boom for 6500 baht plus 300 baht only her food seemed a shit deal for me. 

Day 2 was a very good day. After the moody, sleepy Soi 6 girl left at 11ish, havng been forced to miss breakfast, i went across the road to an irish cafe restaurant for a breakfast which to be honest wasn’t very good, and they had no espresso, so it was shit instant coffee.  My friend joined me and told me the girl he took was lovely, they showered together, had a great time and she wanted to go again but he had no power, she also slept in late, but she wanted to join him for breakfast, so he paid her 5000 baht to leave.   He also told me our girls had been messaging each other and apparently i snored really loud last night, so maybe thats why she was so moody 😂.
we decided to find a good massage, but we wanted pretty girls so we walked up soi honey, eventually we found honey 1 body massage and went in.
they have a large lit elevated sitting area for the girls, while we sat on leather sofas to make our pick.  The girls have coloured badges with different colours being more expensive, we both chose a girl from the blue tier or 2nd tier, there were only about 6 or 7 girls in total at that time, and i thought the girl i chose, named fae was much prettier than the higher tier girls, 30 years old, extremely pretty and slim, perky natural boobs. The choice was nuru or soapie massage 1.5 hours, nuru was 3400 baht, soapy was 2700.
i thought the whole experience was incredible and absolutely worth it, i enjoyed every second.
later we walked around and explored, soi 7 seems to be mainly massage and restaurants now.
in the evening we went back out from the Areca Lodge, turned right, i was looking out for any pretty girls in a beer bar and spotted one right away sitting outside a beer bar complex on the right. Her name was S just the letter, very slim, good English, funny and beautiful and good English, used to be a golf caddy.  We drank and played bar games for an hour, then i asked her for barfine short time and she said she doesn’t go to room, only take care customer, go dancing have fun. 😂
My friend couldn’t believe it, he said what does she do, whats the point in that?
we check binned and moved on to another bar i spotted a very cute young looking girl sitting outside a bar, im not going to give the bar and girl name right now because i might want to see her again in the next few days.
i guessed her age was 19 and she was incredibly pretty, model looks to my eyes, but she said she was 23.   She asked my age and guessed i was 30 😂, she might have been flattering me and feigned disbelief when i said i was 40, and even that is a lie by almost 10 years.  I bought her a drink, and my friend said you are wasting your time here, she must be another honey trap who wont go with customer, so i asked and to my delight she said yes. 1000 baht barfine, 2000 baht short time. So by 9:05 we were in my room.
oh man she was incredible, so shy and cute and submissive, we showered together, she gave me the blow job of my life.  Then 69 she really loved when i started licking her asshole, then incredibly she was returning the favour and licking and sucking my balls.
after sex she stayed an hour and chatted and cuddled, then i felt sleepy so i paid her and she left.
all in all the best experience so far!
Day 3

Went out about 6pm and was planning on going out for legitimate massage. I walked up to the right with my friend, passed area 53 bar and the girls from the first night were catcalling us, asking where we were the previous night.  We went in and bought them a drink but the girl who i was talking to seemed a little bit reserved today, she knew i had gone with a lady the night before because my friend had walked past without me and they shouted to ask where i was.  We check binned and walked up, i spotted a cute massage girl on the right, i walked over, she didn’t speak any English at all and looked shy but mamasan said she would give me oil massage and blow job for 1000 baht, so i immediately went in, so much for plans 😂.
The massage was just ok, it was more like foreplay, but I really enjoyed the blow job and she deep throated me and let me come in her mouth, so i tipped her an extra 200 baht.  After she sat next to me in the massage room asking me questions through translate, do i come to Thailand frequently, will i come back, very cute after what we just did.
I then started walking down towards kiss food, a pretty beer bar girl in the complex to my left caught my eye so i stopped and bought her a drink and she absolutely destroyed me in connect 4.
After eating in kiss food we walked down towards tahitian queen which i hated.  It was packed full of guys already talking to cute girls and two older girls came over to us and wouldn’t leave us alone,  i wasn’t interested and she didn’t get the hint, so we paid happy hour price check binned and moved on.
Went down beach road, saw loads of pretty freelancers standing round, and lots of big groups of indian men being disrespectful and rude.
Walking Street was a shock, so busy and noisy, went into xs gogo and man that place was absolutely rammed full of girls.  One of the prettiest public relations girls was smiling at me i called her over and bought her a drink, she was dancing for me, hugging and kissing and smiling, caressing me in what im sure was a targeted love bomb attack.
i will share photo of her
Being a fool i decided to barfine her, 1500 + 4000 short time.  She upsold me to 8000 baht longtime, but when we got back to room her attitude changed.
after burning down the clock, asking successfully for me to take her to eat in kiss food, insisting on  showering first for what seemed like forever, she sat on the bed in her towel and asked me for the 8000 baht up front.  And she would leave at 3am, which was about 2 hours time!  I said no way, the choice you have is you go now i pay you nothing, or we boom boom now and i pay you 4000.  She agreed, but would not let me lick her pussy and no blow job.  But the sex was nice, beautiful smiling face, nice kissing.
as soon as we finished i handed over the 4k, she said she was going to toilet, then after 10 minutes in there she quietly slipped out of the  room without saying goodbye!


Offline jartimus

Day 4

We went to check out molly maes GC, nice enough place but none of the girls available caught our attention.
started walking towards hunny lounge, and a very cute massage girl caught my eye so i popped in for blow job and sex for 1800 baht.  Then sat in voodoo bar for a san miguel zero before going into hunny lounge.
 
a pretty new girl there named aon caught my eye and i cuddled her and bought her a couple of drinks.
she said for 3 tequilas she would take all her clothes off and you get free room fee, sex upstairs is 1000 baht.  i think im going to go back and do this tomorrow afternoon!
 
Later in the afternoon, showered and ate at kiss food then went to explore myth bar complex at about 6pm ish.  As we walked in the place was full of bar girls setting up and we were literally the only 2 farangs there, we walked up into the middle past loads of bars trying to draw us in until i saw one with a pool table and a few cute bargirls.  We played pool there for a while, i was playing with a very cute girl named fansai, she was 19 and to be honest she acted and looked even younger, but she was funny, kept clowning around, pulling funny faces, trying to put me off, pinching my ass and groping me.  I wouldn’t feel comfortable barfining her but she was fun to spend an hour or 2 with playing pool.  The mamasan here was a bit of a strange one, she was only 20 years old, dressed conservatively, black jeans and a skimpy black top, no make up, but she was a real natural beauty, fantastic english, very sharp humour and wit and an absolute demon at pool and connect 4.
My friend and i kept on buying the drinks, we were there for almost 2 hours and spent nearly 1000 baht each.  Including tips for fansai, and i kept giving her change to go to the toilet, she was getting drunk 😂.  We looked around as we were leaving and just felt sorry for all these girls, so many of them dressed up and sitting round in empty bars.  I felt a bit differently about the decline of soi 7 and soi 8 though now.  New more modern areas like myth bar complex spring up as old areas like soi 7 and 8 change to be massage and restaurant focused.
 
We went down to Walking Street and paid 200 baht each with a free beer to watch Thai boxing.  We were literally the only people in there, at the end of a match a young kickboxer came over to us and asked for tip for photo, i didn’t really want photos, but i wanted this kid to save face so i gave him 5 * 20 baht notes tip and my friend got in  the photo and everyone was happy.
 
We walked down and back up Walking Street, to be honest i hated the place this trip and dont think ill ever go back.  So many indian men touting for ping pong shows, mercenary pr girls waiting outside over priced clubs.
 
We got baht bus back up to kiss food and started walking up soi bukaow looking for a pretty bargirl, i spotted one i had bought drinks for 2 nights ago named Bam, very pretty in a natural way, soft and feminine just my type.  I waved at her and she called me over, i remembered her name and how old she was, 22, but she didn’t remember mine.  We played connect 4 for a while and i bought her a couple of drinks.  I thought she wasn’t going to want me to barfine her, thought id be too old and she was cute and friendly and affectionate but not overly flirty, but thats what turns me on, i hate when girls are false or overly pushy.  When i suggested barfine she jumped at it, i think these girls are having very few drinks bought for them and hardly any barfines.  Barfine was 400 baht and longtime was 3000.  I brought her back to my room at about 10pm and i was so happy with her, she was playing ever so slightly hard to get, but everything i wanted she accepted willingly, i spent about 20 minutes just stroking and kissing her face and big soft natural boobs.  Asked her to shower together and she said sure ok, she got naked and peed on the toilet in bathroom in front of me which i found kind of hot in a submissive way. Then i spent ages soaping her and me up and making her rub her tits all over me.  Then on the bed and i asked her if she likes blowjob and she said no, but then laughed and said only joking.  I was kind of testing her to see how long she would keep doing the blow job for but she just kept on going and going for ages until i asked her to swap to 69 which we did for ages, she even made little oh noises when i put a finger in her incredibly tight asshole but she didn’t ask me to stop once, then condom on and boom boom.  Man she had a small tight pussy.
After, she cuddled me on the bed until i fell asleep, then i woke up at 6am and soon as i touched her i felt horny again and she dutifully rolled over still sleepy for me to do whatever i wanted. After this we slept in for another couple of hours until i paid and asked her to leave so i could catch the hotel breakfast.  She asked for my WhatsApp as she wants to see me again, i think she deserves a repeat but i don’t want to catch feelings for her, so we will see what happens.
Day 5
My friend and i both agree we prefer the area around sou bukaow.  gentlemens clubs and beer bars and massage are what we prefer, and half price or less.
I think Walking Street gogos are aimed at Japanese and korean ballers now, everything there is designed to come in between and ruin the interaction between the customers and the girls.  Maybe culturally Japanese and koreans want to come in and sit at a table, ask for a line up, negotiate with a mercenary mamasan for the girl, but that’s not for me.  The mamasans at these places are literally coaching the girls to try and rip you off as much as possible.  If you are ok looking, are capable of making  conversation and make a girl laugh and are prepared to put in a couple of hours of time in playing connect 4 and making a connection, you can go to a beer bar in myth or soi bukaow and  get girls who are just as pretty, and will do anything you want, for less than half the price.
 
 So many massage options, i just had a 2 hour oil massage with loads of fun banter and flirting from a pretty 27 year old with 20 minutes of her very gently rubbing my balls and ass and cock for 600 baht, her name was pow at aree health massage next to kiss food. I told her go easy, just want foreplay, she kept stroking my cock and saying how beautiful it was 😂
Later we ate at dynamite sports lounge, then wandered down to hunny lounge to find aon but she was sitting with an older gentleman, so I smiled and waved, and walked straight out.  We wandered back to the hotel and i decided to save my power for later and sat by the pool for another couple hour or 2.

Later I chilled in the hotel then, went out at about 4:45 which with hindsight is a bit too early really, i headed over to myth bar complex, walk in about midway through there is a bar on the right with a pool table a really interesting pretty young mamasan, a cute but slightly weird bargirl called fansai who ive been buying drinks and playing pool with.  My mate came over after a while and he was talking to a bargirl named Besk, who is barfinable, but i don’t know how fansai would react if i barfined Besk.  Drinks there are not cheap, lady drinks are 200 baht!
checkbinned, moved onto kiss food then went to LK Metro around 7 for what was a frustrating evening for me.  I wanted to see the little unnamed bargirl from day 2 but she wasn’t working, so waste if a drink in there.  Then we went into 4 or 5 bars, but everytime i saw one i fancied, they were pr girls, or not barfinable.  I bought A dancer in angels a drink, asked her about barfine she said i not barfine, asked her if they had short time room, she said yes but i not short time, then quote of the holiday “i not do anything, i just drink!”  The way she said it, so cute and happy with herself was gold.
i saw a beautiful girl in a floral dress in smokeys, bought her a drink, asked her for barfine she said i dont barfine.
 
walking further up lk, to exotic, some cute girl said want you come drink, i went into her bar, she took my drink order and then just went and sat outside to attract more customers in.
went into kink, bought a dancer a drink, but didn’t have any opportunity to barfine anyone i fancy.
left and went to another go go, nothing in there i want to barfine.
walked further up some coyote bar, 2 extremely cute girls grabbed hold of me and dragged me in. The drinks server tried to get me to buy 2 lady drinks, but i said no just one and chose one very cute girl, i was starting to get worse for wear so ordered a just a soda for myself, and a ladydrink for her.
the server brought over a jack daniels for me and a soda for the lady!  Total bill like 460 baht, so I complained and said i just wanted soda!  The bargirl said i was very handsome, she liked me, wanted to play connect 4. I asked the lady about barfine, it was about 9:30pm, she said yes she wanted to go with me, 2000 baht barfine! 2500 baht short time!
i was having no luck tonight finding someone to barfine from LK Metro alley so i decided to fall back to backup plan. Bam from the previous night was messaging me on WhatsApp asking me to come and meet her at 10pm, so i went to her bar and took her back to hotel for longtime again.
I dont know what are the learnings here, im just too picky and the girls who i want are pr girls and coyotes and model dancers who dont barfine. Or i should sleep more through the day and go out much later, like first drink at 9pm, to barfine at 12:30pm when the barfine is cheaper.  The problem is we were getting up at 7am the following day to go to koh lan.

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Day 6
got up early, had morning boom boom with bam, got a motorcycle taxi to Walking Street pier, then took a ferry to koh larn.
we hired 160cc motorcycles 300 baht each, then spent a few hours riding over steep windy mountain roads, visiting various beaches and cafes. Then back to tawaen beach to return the bikes, then we got a motorcycle taxi to a different beach to get a speedboat back to Pattaya at 12pm.
Day 6 part 2, went for a 2 hour oil massage in the aree massage place inside the little restaurant and retail arcade that joins onto kiss food.  The massage was just ok, she was putting more energy in trying to rub my balls and get me hard for extras, which i kept declining.
Chilled in the room for a bit then we went to eat in kiss food where we talked about what we wanted to do.  We decided we hadn’t really given Soi 6 a fair enough go, so we got baht bus up and started walking down from second road about 7pm, some girls were still eating but hundreds of girls were standing outside, waving and grabbing.  I decided i was going to be ruthless tonight about me picking the girl i fancied, instead of letting the pushy ones pick me.
i much prefer the pretty ones who are not pushy at all.  I was planning on just spending an hour or 2 drinking and cuddling on Soi 6 then going back to soi bukaow to find Cake, the little fair skinned spinner from trenchtown who i hadnt named until now.
I got as far as omega bar, 3rd bar on the right before i spotted a stunning, slim 20 year old bar girl named Faye, i ignored the pushy ones and smiled and pointed to faye.  She took me inside to a table, i bought her a drink and started chatting, playing connect 4 then jenga.  After half an hour  i was absolutely raring to take faye upstairs to as short time room.  She seemed a little surprised but certainly ok with it.  She was very beautiful and graceful , has a very peaceful reserved way about her that really turned me on.  Upstairs she was a little uncertain what to do, she had only been working bar for 11 days. I had a quick shower then kissed and undressed her, then spent a while exploring her body and kissing her all over.  She had soft brown skin, a really hard body, small tits, couldn’t have weighed more than 40kg or 45kg.  I asked her if she did blowjob and she frowned and pulled a face and shook her head, i coaxed her gently and said just a little bit and she gave in and started reluctantly and very gently.  Then i asked her if she had ever done 69 and she shook her head, i said no problem i would show her.  Wow after 10 minutes she was grinding her pussy on my mouth and deep throating me vigorously, lil she was a little goer, highly recommended.
we then put condom on and started with her on top riding and french kissing me for a while, then switched to me on top opening her legs wide and up so i could penetrate her as deep as possible, absolutely incredible.
after finishing i was completely spent paid her, it was 2000 baht for her and 400 baht for room.  I got her WhatsApp details and asked her if she was interested in long time tomorrow come back to my hotel and she said yes.  Barfine would be 2500 baht before 22:00 pm, 1000 or 1500 baht after 10pm i forget exactly, plus 4000 for her.  We went  back downstairs where my friend was playing jenga with 2 nice girls, so i thought fuck it im spent for the evening and its only 8:30pm, might as well stay here and drink and play with faye for an hour or 2.  We really had a great time with those girls, the drinks weren’t even that expensive, my total drinks bill came to maybe 1000 baht ish for the 2 hours we were there, my friends was maybe 1600 baht.
eventually we said our goodbyes and started walking down Soi 6 but after a few minutes of trying and falling to walk more than 20 metres we decided to turn round and walk back up and out of Soi 6 and get motorbike taxi back to soi bukaow.
we walked past inn love bar on the right where bam from the last 2 nights worked, but she wasn’t working tonight, she had been messaging me on WhatsApp but i had been ignoring the messages as i didn’t want to see her a 3rd time.  My friend stayed at inn love bar with an older bargirl who spoke really good English and he had a good connection with and had barfined 2 nights before.
i walked up to trench town the reggae music bar where cake the lovely little fair skinned spinner had been on day 2, i went straight up to the girls there and asked for cake, but once again she wasn’t working tonight so i gave up on her and returned to inn love bar to have a drink.  My friend and his girl were playing connect 4, and the mamasan said bam not working tonight like she felt sorry fir me 😂.  I said no problem and had a second look at another young slim hard bodied girl, so i immediately waved to her and said i want to play games with you.  She graciously accepted and we had a great time drinking and playing connect 4, jenga, chatting to some of the other farangs there and spreading the drinks around a bit.  By about 11pm i was really feeling a connection with oom, i don’t know how or why i hadn’t picked her out before, probably because i was just focused on bam.  She was very pretty, very slim, small tits, 21 years old!!! Dressed in sexy jeans hotpants that showed almost all her ass.  I asked her if she wanted barfine and she smiled and nodded, but said short time only (2 hours).  So we went up to my hotel, just a very short walk, into the room and man she was the best yet.  Better English than bam and more experienced and eager.  If had to compare her to faye i would say faye is marginally prettier, but some might disagree, and we are being academic and splitting hairs here.  She had a scar on her belly from  having a baby at 17 years old, but the rest of her body was absolutely pristine, just soft brown skin over firm round slim body everywhere.  She said we shower together now then i smoke you, then we boomboom ok? So in the shower groping and kissing then onto the bed and it was amazing, blow job, deep french kissing, 69, sex in multiple positions.  By the end we were both exhausted, but i hadn’t come and she said: why you not come? i want you come, i take condom off and smoke you, if you not come I boxing you!!!
So she spent about 20 minutes or so deep throating me trying to get me to come.  But a 3rd pop in one day, late at night after around 6 to 8 bottles is a bit of a stretch.  So we eventually gave up,  as we lay she was asking me why i don’t come, i said because im tired now and drink too many singha, i want you to stay long time, in the morning you smoke me and i come ok?
she said cannot longtime tonight, but if you want me smoke you tomorrow i come back your room 5am knock knock ok?  So this is a win win, i paid her 2000 baht for what was a long short time.  Then as good as her word at 5 am she came and knocked on my door, she had changed and was looking nice and smelling fresh. We got straight into bed and kissed and cuddled for a bit, then gave me the blow job of my life until i came, then we slept until about 10:30am, i said i want shower then boom boom so we did that!
i paid her 1000 baht for the 6 hour morning session with her, took her WhatsApp, agreed she would stay longtime with me tonight day 7 which is my last night.
currently lying on my bed chilling typing this up.
What an absolute cracker day 6 was! Ive averaged about £200 or 8800 baht per day spend on this trip, obviously not including the big motorcycle tour.
what have i learned this trip?
soi bukaow is the best area to stay
im not a fan of gogos
spend time playing connect 4 and jenga, its a lot of fun and the girls love it
Soi 6 has several hundred of the youngest cutest girls you will see anywhere, and they are desperate to do whatever you want for an hour for the cost of 2000 baht + 400 for the room.
beer bars are my favourite and some of the beer bar girls are almost as pretty as the Soi 6 girls, for pretty much half the price, and their attitudes are better.
 
there is no point getting too fixated on one girl ie cake from trench town.  As incredible as she is there are many others even better!
im approaching 50 years old, but keep myself in good shape, dont smoke, exercise everyday at home.  I had absolutely no problem getting the cutest 21 year old girls
So day 7 midday i was pretty spent from my morning session with oon from inn love bar.
went to dynamite restaurant up near heaven above for brunch, the went for a 2 hour thai massage in the risa massage down the road to the left from the Areca Lodge , which was absolutely excellent.
i showered and chilled in the room for an hour or 2 then went out to eat at kiss food where i was trying to figure out what to do this evening, i just knew that i didn’t want to see bam again. As i wanted something different, and i tend to get feelings for girls like bam very quickly, she had been nothing but good to me, had not asked for anything and went along with everything i asked. 
so we decided to explore LK Metro some more, there are 2 coyotes bars side by side on the left hand side of LK Metro as you walk up, opposite smokeys.  They both have a few very young (19 - 20) cute girls. As we walked past a 19 year old, very pretty, beautiful smile asked me where i was going so i took her hand i come with you.  We went inside and had a few drinks, not cheap at all, i think it was 200 for lady drinks, and they were getting through a drink every 20 minutes at most.  I cant remember her name but she was extremely cute, had been working for 4 days, wasn’t very good at connect 4 yet .
I really enjoyed her company, she was smiling at me beautifully, flattering me saying i was handsome, hugging me, holding my hand, every time i won a game of connect 4 i asked for a kiss and she kissed with a smile. The only downside was 900 baht per hour drinks bill 😂😂😂.  I asked about barfine and she said she didn’t know ask mamasan.  So i went for a chat with her.  Barfine was 2500 baht!!! She said if i come back 12am she will do me special price for me 1000 baht.  But i was planning to be in bed early tonight so i smiled and walked.   Those 2 bars have incredibly pretty young girls, i don’t know how they manage to get them, but insane barfines and expensive lady drinks.
we walked down soi bukaow and went into buttercups. I saw a pretty very petite spinner and went into buttercups for a chat. And a few drinks my friend came in with me.  Her name was leeya, she had good English, a very nice happy humble demeanor, giggled a lot and flattered me. We bought her a couple of drinks, my friend and i both enjoyed banter and conversation with her, we told her if she could guess both if our original countries of birth we would buy her a drink each impressively after a couple of guess’s and a hint she got both so she got 2 drinks.  She was saying how awfully quiet pattaya is, in the last 2 nights she only got 2 drinks in total, some of the other girls (fatter and not as pretty) hadn’t had a drink in days. I really like her so asked if she was interested in me barfining her longtime later on and she said yes.  I clarified i was going for breakfast at 6 am as had to go to airport and wanted morning boom boom and she laughed and said ok.  I told her i was going on to say goodbye to some friends and would come back and she said ok but she knew i would never come back.
so we went onto trenchtown tried to look for cake but she wasn’t there!  But did see a new (to me) girl,  extremely beautiful smoking hot eyes, cheekbones, dimples, full lips, cute teeth. So i smiled at her and beckoned at her to go for drink.  Went to a table and she was cuddling me, looking into my eyes and smiling, we drank a couple of drinks and she was flattering me telling me how much she liked me.  I was getting extremely turned on and just got the urge that i really wanted to fuck this girl and kiss her. So i asked her about barfine and thats where things got weird, at first it seemed she didn’t understand me, so i spelled it out in translate app, she seemed to think really hard and consider, which seemed a little off considering how much she said she liked me, then she asked how long she would stay, i said until 6 am, she asked how much i would pay her and i asked her how much she wanted.  She seemed really hesitant, my friend was asking do we move on or stay, make a decision so i said, i don’t think she wants to come with me, we are wasting time and money lets move on.  The girl my friend was with translated what i said to my girl and she was telling me no i dont understand her, she wants to come with me, she was kissing me and looking upset, then she wrote in google translate, “i have to work, can you buy me 2 - 3 more drinks “.  So my friend said, what did she say?  I said she just wants me to buy her more drinks.  My friend laughed and said you are wasting your time and money for nothing!  (We had encountered many cute girls this trip who dont barfine or short time, they just drink) so i said yes you are right let’s go.  Then the other girl translated again and my girl was protesting again why cant i understand her, trying to hug and kiss me when i asked for check bin.  So i said last chance, how much for longtime ( it was now after 9pm) and she said thought about it for a few seconds then said 6000 baht!!!!
so i paid and said goodbye, that was all a bit weird.  My friend said maybe she could sense i was really turned on by her, it was very obvious, and she tried to get a big payday, but he said man she fucked up there, she overplayed her hand, she cannot know what she is competing against.
we walked down to the bar oon and bam worked at.  Luckily bam wasn’t there yet, it was about 9:15pm.  Oon was there and i spoke to her, she was quite reserved, i asked her if she was coming with me long time tonight as she promised, and she said i come with you but short time only.  If you want i come to your room at 5am same yesterday.
i just considered for a few seconds and then said no ok i go checkbin. Paid and left,  oon didn’t seem bothered at all 😂😂😂.
i walked up to leeya, bought her a couple of drinks, beat her 3 timese at connect 4 waiting until 10pm when her barfine comes down to 800baht.  I didn’t even bother asking her how much longtime i knew i would give her 3000 in morning.
she wanted to walk down through LK Metro to see how busy it was, then we went to my hotel.
we both brushed our teeth and showered together, she put all her attention to me, attentively lathered me up everywhere while i rubbed and stroked her tits and ass. Then we got onto the bed, started with french kissing and groping, then i was licking her pussy and she was responding sighing loudly.
i asked her for blow job and she said but dhe wasnt very good.  I said all that matters is she tries!  So she started tentatively sucking me.  I asked her to suck my balls, then lick all the way my balls and shaft to the top, she looked at me earnestly for a second then started doing what i asked 👌.
then 69, she claimed never to have done before, but i told her i really wanted it, so we did, i was licking her ass as she carried on licking my balls and sucking me for a while then we stopped and she asked about gel and condom, what happened next was very memorable.
she put the condom on me and applied the gel to me and her and she said she had to tell me that she was a bit scared, because she was very tiny and sometimes sex would hurt because her pussy was so tight.  So i said dont worry just relax, ill let you be in control, dont do anything that hurts, we have lots of time. So she got on top and at first all she could get in was the first inch, even with the gel. Her eyes kind of rolled back and she was breathing out loudly and making a kind of continuous high pitched moaning. I was massaging her and saying just relax take your time. I pulled her face to me for a kiss and she was mouth wide open deep deep french kissing all the time making this high pitched sound. Then i felt her pussy open a bit and my dick went in further, more french kissing and then it opened more and i went all the way in, making a kind of wet squelching.  Wow, then she started grinding on me and I wasn’t going to last long, i started fingering her asshole, got one finger 2 inches in and managed to last a few minutes before i came in the condom, best orgasm of the trip.
after we cleaned up she sat there chatting it was about 11:30pm and i think i fell asleep with her chatting.
my alarm went off at 5:30am i woke her and asked about morning boom boom.
she was really tired and sleepy and said sorry its too morning for boom boom.  To be honest i believed her and sympathised with her after what she went through last night 😊😊.
i wasnt too disappointed, i just paid her 3000 and said thank you.
so that was the end of my Pattaya trip!

Offline pbrown355

Great report. I'm very jealous. Glad you had a brilliant time.

Offline exitonly

Well worth sticking with the long read.. an excellent report. Wish I had the stamina for that.
On my way there now for a few days (waiting in Doha) and this report is inspiring.. well done

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Thanks, i had an incredible time in Pattaya. I last went there over 15 years ago, although a lot of people complain about how Pattaya has changed, and it is more expensive than it was then (as is every other country!), its still the best place in the world for a horny man to go on holiday.
The only downside is the post Pattaya blues which hit my quite hard for a few weeks when i got back!

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Apologies if some of it reads a little rushed.
I typed it up on my iphone day by day when i got an hour to chill each day in the hotel.

Offline Swapmeister

Great post. This and almost every Thai post talk about hot 20yr olds that fcuk like the energiser bunny. Is there something in the drinking water? :-)

I am been there number of times and happy ending massages and a BJ bar is as far as took it.  Sounds like I need to move to the next level at my next visit

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Apologies if some of it reads a little rushed.


a bit rushed? you mean that was the "short" version???

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a bit rushed? you mean that was the "short" version???
I mean its actually 7 days worth of adventure that I documented one day at a time.
But each day was kind of rushed in that i typed it up on my phone when i had an hour to chill.
So its not exactly novel quality writing.

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Any experiences from older guys out there?

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What do you mean by “older guys”?  ( 50’s? 60’s? Or 70’s?)

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I’ve just retuned from a 15 day trip. I’ll write my trip report soon, but wow what a place!
My first impressions (central) it fucking stinks! But the magic happens when you visit the bars. Sex on offer at every corner…pure filthy time had! Came back with chlamydia- but fuck it, was worth it. :)


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What do you mean by “older guys”?  ( 50’s? 60’s? Or 70’s?) mid 60's

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johnsthomas - i am that age (although i can get away with late 50's) and had no problems at all with getting ladies and having a lot of fun in my 7 visits to Thailand (all in the last 3 years or so).

Especially in Pattaya, you see guys of all ages including 50's, 60's and 70's. And they are all having fun!! The girls really are focused on your wallet rather than your age - generally all the girls have a living to make so money is their priority!

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Came back with chlamydia- but fuck it, was worth it. :)
  Was that from BB sex or BJ? Not judging. Just trying to get intell on how risky it is.

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johnsthomas - i am that age (although i can get away with late 50's) and had no problems at all with getting ladies and having a lot of fun in my 7 visits to Thailand (all in the last 3 years or so).

Especially in Pattaya, you see guys of all ages including 50's, 60's and 70's. And they are all having fun!! The girls really are focused on your wallet rather than your age - generally all the girls have a living to make so money is their priority!

Many thanks for the intel, I guessed as much but its still good to hear from someone with experience!

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  Was that from BB sex or BJ? Not judging. Just trying to get intell on how risky it is.

Also what proportion of your punts were with ladyboys?

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  Was that from BB sex or BJ? Not judging. Just trying to get intell on how risky it is.

Glad you asked, I was going to ask the same question

Offline RMwonderer

Well worth sticking with the long read.. an excellent report. Wish I had the stamina for that.
On my way there now for a few days (waiting in Doha) and this report is inspiring.. well done

Hope you have a good trip! Could you give us some insight on the weather?

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I was out in Pattaya for the last two weeks of August. The weather was good, high 20s. There was one evening when there was a downpour about 7pm, apparently that killed it for the bars that evening. Folk that were out stayed put where they were. I have found the bbc weather app on my phone is reasonably accurate. There was still a nice breeze along beach road in both pattaya and jomtien.
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In Pattaya now, there have been 2 or 3 downpours, thunder and lightning the last week, usually late in the day and don't last too long. The weather apps would have you believe its pissing down every day, this is not the case at all

Having great success on TF, you'd be surprised at how many girls you can negotiate down to 1000 - 1200 for short time. I am not interested in the bar scene at all so just bring girls round to mine (a few LBs too)

I tend to punt spontaneously in the day so first contact is straight to the point - hi, ST now? I am here: (map link) if they can make it in the hour I will agree to it

Had a blast out here punting for the last month. A bit disgusted with myself also, but that's OK..

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In case you missed the memo, the required time to be in Pattaya for all UKP members is 1 Nov 2025 (plus or minus a week).  There are already 4 UKP Pattaya lovers confirmed to be there.  Get in touch and we can share Line IDs and meet for a beer, TF successes and war stories.

Separately, though I have been twice, still looking for new tips.  During down time, I really enjoy sexy shows.  These are particularly good in Thailand, since there is guaranteed ACTUAL sex afterward, sometimes with the performer. (unlike UK strip bars). Anyway, on reflection I quite enjoyed the shows in Kink (upstairs) and Angels (also upstairs).  Much better than the Go-gos. These mostly have 20 bored girls dancing trance like - nice for 5 min (who doesn't like 40 tits?). But a great single (or duo) performer can be better.   Where else has great shows?  I have avoided the pingpong shows on Walking Street (I hate being guided by street touts), but perhaps I should go once.  Anywhere else?

I am aware of all the great rock shows (aimed at guys my age = nice) so that remains my fallback.  Ideas or avoids welcome.

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Where exactly are these shows?
The two I mentioned are on Soi LK Metro in External Link/Members Only and a few doors down in External Link/Members Only.  Is that your question?

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I'm gonna be there last week October. Any bars/clubs that play 80s/90s music? I love my old school hip hop/garage but also enjoy a bit of cheddar 😂
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Any bars/clubs that play 80s/90s music? I love my old school hip hop/garage but also enjoy a bit of cheddar 😂
That is their specialty!  From my trip report 10 April this year 'Best were Stones House on Walking Street and Matador on Soi Buakhao near Soi LK. Third was Las Vegas complex opposite Soi LK.' The Soi Diana end.
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Ok starting to answer my own question on what else to do. 
1) Anyone been to the Ladyboy Cabaret? Fancy in a big venue with hotel guests - no back alley. External Link/Members Only
2) Anyone been to the 'numbers' mild-by-local-standards sex shows (69,79,89,99)?  Can't go with TGF.  External Link/Members Only
3) Anyone been on one of the sunset cruises? There are 3 or 4 like this one External Link/Members Only on Ocean Sky.  Or red dragon External Link/Members Only

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Ok starting to answer my own question on what else to do. 
1) Anyone been to the Ladyboy Cabaret? Fancy in a big venue with hotel guests - no back alley. External Link/Members Only
2) Anyone been to the 'numbers' mild-by-local-standards sex shows (69,79,89,99)?  Can't go with TGF.  External Link/Members Only
3) Anyone been on one of the sunset cruises? There are 3 or 4 like this one External Link/Members Only on Ocean Sky.  Or red dragon External Link/Members Only

I haven't tried the floating restaurants but I've done the squid fishing floating boats a few times with various Thai girls and they always love it.  Food on board is pretty good and it's a good laugh.  Great views if you go at sunset. External Link/Members Only

I haven't tried the floating restaurants as I say but for that price you can get the weekend buffet at the Hilton, best views and incredible selection and quality.

If you are with a girl they always appreciate the Thai pubs.  My favourite two are Garden 168 & Maha Nakon but they'll surely have a favourite of their own.  The Thai pubs are very different to the farang nightclubs and a good experience.  There's nothing stopping you going with a wingman either, usually there are a mix of civvy women and freelancers.  Great night out.



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Ok boys.  Need feedback.  Showing I have too much time on my hands - and also that I am planning for my next trip to Paradise - I have created a new Wiki page.  I look at gogos, nightclubs and music bars.  (No point in trying to categorise girl bars like on Soi 6, nor Gents clubs.).  These tables are based on what you wrote on UKP, plus a few other Pattaya forums.  Many of these places I have never been to.  Some may be closed.  Please reply with any disagreements on the tiering or places you know that are closed.  Or places so good that we must add.

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 Mr SD - an excellent addition - i can't add anything more (yet but maybe after my late October /November visit - hope to see you out there).-

I know you do a lot of work on the wiki - i am sure it is appreciated by many guys on here!