Why we arrive early at a punt

[alabama1]

Don't judge everybody by your own observational ability.

Some people literally walk around in a daze.

And some people make stories up 

[Mr Garmin]

And some people make stories up 

You can think what you like Ali baby.

I'll tell you another that you can disbelieve if you want.

When I first knew my wife we were sat on a bench on Midsummer Common in Cambridge at midday near a well known public toilet.  There was a young man outside chain smoking and every 10 minutes or so he would be met by an older man and they would go inside the toilets for 5 minutes.  When they came out the younger guy would return to his chain smoking.

I explained what was going on to my girlfriends utter amazement.

And the name of that young man? alabama1

[alabama1]

You can think what you like Ali baby.

I'll tell you another that you can disbelieve if you want.

When I first knew my wife we were sat on a bench on Midsummer Common in Cambridge at midday near a well known public toilet.  There was a young man outside chain smoking and every 10 minutes or so he would be met by an older man and they would go inside the toilets for 5 minutes.  When they came out the younger guy would return to his chain smoking.

I explained what was going on to my girlfriends utter amazement.

And the name of that young man? alabama1

This ridiculous tale just reinforces my belief in you being a fantasist. Oh, i do believe the bit about you hovering around a well known toilet though 

[Punterperson1971]

You can think what you like Ali baby.

I'll tell you another that you can disbelieve if you want.

When I first knew my wife we were sat on a bench on Midsummer Common in Cambridge at midday near a well known public toilet.  There was a young man outside chain smoking and every 10 minutes or so he would be met by an older man and they would go inside the toilets for 5 minutes.  When they came out the younger guy would return to his chain smoking.

I explained what was going on to my girlfriends utter amazement.

And the name of that young man? alabama1

How did you know it was him
 

[Mr Garmin]

How did you know it was him
 

It was the hat

[alabama1]

It was the hat

This is actually funny 

[tp69]

Don't judge everybody by your own observational ability.

Some people literally walk around in a daze.

It could also be that most of us are busy with our own lives and not staring at a building watching who is entering. 

It's also interesting that your assumption is punting. Ever consider haircuts, or physio, or acupuncture, or osteo, or tarot cards, or drugs. I'm not sure her noticing say 6 people over 2 hours, is in any way enough time to make any accurate assumption of the activity.

[alabama1]

It could also be that most of us are busy with our own lives and not staring at a building watching who is entering. 

It's also interesting that your assumption is punting. Ever consider haircuts, or physio, or acupuncture, or osteo, or tarot cards, or drugs. I'm not sure her noticing say 6 people over 2 hours, is in any way enough time to make any accurate assumption of the activity.

Bare in mind, his missus had clocked all this in the time he'd gone for a piss. 

[pbrown355]

A 10-20minute piss???

[JonasG]

I more often than not arrive 15 mins early to make sure i get a decent parking spot etc.

But then I just sit in my car and relax and then send a text 5 mins before the start time.

I always thought sending a text 15 mins before the start time might annoy them so never bothered lol. But i don't think there's any issues saying something like I'm a little early, ready when you're or whatever.

[Blackpool Rock]

I more often than not arrive 15 mins early to make sure i get a decent parking spot etc.

But then I just sit in my car and relax and then send a text 5 mins before the start time.

I always thought sending a text 15 mins before the start time might annoy them so never bothered lol. But i don't think there's any issues saying something like I'm a little early, ready when you're or whatever.

Well I just arrived 20 minutes early for a punt so pissed around for a few minutes sorting out my phone and making sure the right money was to hand in my pocket etc then banged the girl a text 15 minutes early, got 1 straight back saying i'm free come to flat X 

[kingmg]

To try and get in five minutes early hop in the shower etc so punt begins 30 mins after the shower

[alabama1]

To try and get in five minutes early hop in the shower etc so punt begins 30 mins after the shower

Do you drip dry 

[PilotMan]

To try and get in five minutes early hop in the shower etc so punt begins 30 mins after the shower

Like getting your moneys worth.

Do you eat McDonald's?

[DastardlyDick]

I only arrive early if I don't know the situation regarding parking etc, if only to avoid having to rush to the SPs place.

[Fush]

Saw this mentioned whilst looking for something else and made me think. So while I'm digging this thread up, thought it better than starting a new one.

Why do some WGs wait until the exact time to send you the house/flat or room number though? This is especially annoying in a hotel or a big block of flats, as it could take you time to go in the lift, find the room etc. Maybe because they don't want you there before they are ready, understandable, but surely the time shoudn't start until you enter the room at the very least? I've found this is not always the case though. I've experienced the time starting when I've got the 'ready, here is my room number' text and also when you first step foot inside the door (but have to take a required shower by her!). Never had the time start after coming out of the shower.

In one of my first punts I made the mistake of thinking I'd got extra time when I was early to the punt and the lady said she was ready for me. Needless to say she just took that time off the end instead. Another lady was very relaxed about the time which was good, although I was perhaps a little naive when we were chatting at the start and I asked about the time and perhaps we should get started and she said not to worry, relax. Ok great, she clearly doesn't have anyone lined up after me and isn't worried about the time, I assumed. But then at the end when I looked at the time, it was almost bang on, so her 'relaxing chat' was included after all.

Now I just send a text 10 minutes before to say I've arrived, and let me know when they are ready, no rush. One time when I got to the room the lady said she was glad I sent her the text as she had forgotten about the booking and had only arrived at the hotel a short time ago!

All learning experiences!

[Stevelondon]

An SP I was booked in to see gave me instructions to message in the morning to confirm. She gave me the post code and told me to text when I had arrived.
So I did.
Five minutes before the punt I did just that.
I got an instant reply of,
“Your booking is not for ten minutes yet. I shall let you know when I am ready”

Luckily this was in town so I didn’t mind. A nice day. Pub just a short stroll away.
15 minutes later still no message from her telling me she’s ready.
No worries. I’m not going to let anything upset me.
30 minutes later she’s ready.
I’m actually in the pub now enjoying a chat with the barmaid. So I simply reply,
“My booking was 30 minutes ago. If it takes you that long to get ready, I’m not sure I fancy seeing you”

Naturally got an abusive message saying I am the timewaster. 😂

Don’t ask…….. over ten years ago. Long gone.

Oh the punting stories we must all have. There must be millions. 😀

[PilotMan]

I've had two punts this year where times were agreed on text (an hour or so ahead).

I arrive just before the agreed time and text to say "just to let you know I'm here, no rush, let me know when you're ready". To be greeted by abusive messages saying that I cannot just turn up without an agreed booking etc etc.

I remind them to look further up the text chain and see we have an agreed booking. This brought further text abuse.

I've also had plenty where the girl has made me wait for in excess of 20 minutes (and some even longer) past the agreed time. It usually starts out with "give me 5 mins baby", followed by further 5 minutes more and on and on.

[Blackpool Rock]

An SP I was booked in to see gave me instructions to message in the morning to confirm. She gave me the post code and told me to text when I had arrived.
So I did.
Five minutes before the punt I did just that.
I got an instant reply of,
“Your booking is not for ten minutes yet. I shall let you know when I am ready”

Luckily this was in town so I didn’t mind. A nice day. Pub just a short stroll away.
15 minutes later still no message from her telling me she’s ready.
No worries. I’m not going to let anything upset me.
30 minutes later she’s ready.
I’m actually in the pub now enjoying a chat with the barmaid. So I simply reply,
“My booking was 30 minutes ago. If it takes you that long to get ready, I’m not sure I fancy seeing you”

Naturally got an abusive message saying I am the timewaster. 😂

Don’t ask…….. over ten years ago. Long gone.

Oh the punting stories we must all have. There must be millions. 😀

I'm sure that many of us seasoned punters will by now know that if you get "Attitude" in the texts etc before entering the room then it normally signals a bad punt 

I mainly punt Thai girls these days and don't get the stroppy comms with them but next time it happens i'm tempted to just sack it off and find an alternative girl

[PilotMan]

I'm sure that many of us seasoned punters will by now know that if you get "Attitude" in the texts etc before entering the room then it normally signals a bad punt 

I mainly punt Thai girls these days and don't get the stroppy comms with them but next time it happens i'm tempted to just sack it off and find an alternative girl

Yeah agreed, if it gets to that point, it's probably better to move on.

[Stevelondon]

As Pilotman and BR say. Us old hands……… sorry I meant more experienced punters  .  Can deal with stuff that comes our way.

There are SP’s I’ve seen before who if they politely asked me to wait.    I would. They are usually the more professional of SP who would have a good reason for doing that. 

But back to gut feeling. If a SP is messing me about with the never ending ‘5 mins bby’

I’m probably thinking to myself. “Did I make this booking when I was drunk” 

[Bonker]

I purposefully turn up early and text that I've arrived. The response is an indicator of the woman's mood, whether its a conveyor belt operation and the service I'm likely to get.

I mention that I'm 10 minutes early to acknowledge that I understand the rule and to register the time.

If the response is rude I bail out. Tell myself that I've saved my money and have a wank. Sometimes in my car and, if I've been verbally abused, into the letterbox.

Be careful of the new spring-loaded flaps.

[SonofAJohn]

Arriving early so I can get a smoke and drink this before the punt.


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[myothernameis]

I purposefully turn up early and text that I've arrived. The response is an indicator of the woman's mood, whether its a conveyor belt operation and the service I'm likely to get.

I mention that I'm 10 minutes early to acknowledge that I understand the rule and to register the time.

If the response is rude I bail out. Tell myself that I've saved my money and have a wank. Sometimes in my car and, if I've been verbally abused, into the letterbox.

Be careful of the new spring-loaded flaps.

I'v done the same, so sent a message to escort, hi love I here, when you ready, just let me know.

Once or twice, get a reply right away, I'm ready now, so head up

[scutty brown]

Be careful of the new spring-loaded flaps.

you should be more worried about the dog that doesn't bark...

[Blackpool Rock]

you should be more worried about the dog that doesn't bark...

 

[DastardlyDick]

I was once sat with my wife at a café bar in Norwich not far from the station.  I went to the loo and when I returned she said "watch this" and motioned to a building over the road.  There was a fairly constant stream of men turning up every 10/20 minutes or so.  At least enough of them and often enough for her to notice.

Even though she knew nothing about punting she had worked out what was going on.

If that's the case, "pump and dump" is obviously a favourite among Norwich punters 

[Stevelondon]

Bonnie Blue does Norwich !!!

Buy saying that it could just be a family get together.