Unhelpful Advert Descriptions

[LondonDominic]

Seriously, what is it with the awfully-worded adverts from WGs, especially in Viva street?

Many of them seem to be under the misapprehension that I'm interested in them being, "...an ideal companion to make your day" and their "great sense of humour and warm personality."

Some of them describe "unforgettable moments" like I'm looking for romance.

No dear, I want to know if you'll suck my cock and swallow my spunk.

[alabama1]

Seriously, what is it with the awfully-worded adverts from WGs, especially in Viva street?

Many of them seem to be under the misapprehension that I'm interested in them being, "...an ideal companion to make your day" and their "great sense of humour and warm personality."

Some of them describe "unforgettable moments" like I'm looking for romance.

No dear, I want to know if you'll suck my cock and swallow my spunk.

Put yourself in their shoes. It must be difficult to write a profile if English is not their first language.

[MissWolf]

Put yourself in their shoes. It must be difficult to write a profile if English is not their first language.

Viva are very fussy about the language used in adverts too,  so saying...'hot, fit latina who loves to take it doggy and sucks cock like a Dyson' just isn't an option, they will take your advertising mo eybut reject the advert till the language is suitable.
I know girls who have had the exact same advert and wording for 5 years and they have had their ads suspended for inappropriate language viva won't tell them what bit is inappropriate, or refund them.

[shed]

Seriously, what is it with the awfully-worded adverts from WGs, especially in Viva street?

Many of them seem to be under the misapprehension that I'm interested in them being, "...an ideal companion to make your day" and their "great sense of humour and warm personality."

Some of them describe "unforgettable moments" like I'm looking for romance.

No dear, I want to know if you'll suck my cock and swallow my spunk.

Perhaps you could draft a suitable advert that would be acceptable to you and VS  Because at the moment I don't have a clue what you are on about.

[LondonDominic]

Viva are very fussy about the language used in adverts too,  so saying...'hot, fit latina who loves to take it doggy and sucks cock like a Dyson' just isn't an option, they will take your advertising mo eybut reject the advert till the language is suitable.
I know girls who have had the exact same advert and wording for 5 years and they have had their ads suspended for inappropriate language viva won't tell them what bit is inappropriate, or refund them.

Ah, good to know. That certainly explains things.

[pbrown355]

Alabama, putting yourself in their shoes is esstra baby

[Keema]

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[mr.bluesky]

Viva are very fussy about the language used in adverts too,  so saying...'hot, fit latina who loves to take it doggy and sucks cock like a Dyson' just isn't an option, they will take your advertising mo eybut reject the advert till the language is suitable.
I know girls who have had the exact same advert and wording for 5 years and they have had their ads suspended for inappropriate language viva won't tell them what bit is inappropriate, or refund them.

Viva Street may be fussy over the words used in their adverts but they don't give a monkeys about the fake photos many service providers use 

[scutty brown]

Alabama, putting yourself in their shoes is esstra baby

I thought that just applied to putting yourself in their knickers.........

[MissWolf]

Viva Street may be fussy over the words used in their adverts but they don't give a monkeys about the fake photos many service providers use 

I 100% agree and funnily enough most and possibly all of the adverts they get paid for and suddenly have an issue with seem to be independent escorts, they don't seem to have issues with all the B&S and fake photo ads by every Sergie in town, but then they are placing 10's to 100's of ads a week/month 

[fatboy]

What a load of drivel.
What on earth do you expect them to put ?

[LondonDominic]

What a load of drivel.
What on earth do you expect them to put ?

I've detailed that in the original post.