Seriously, what is it with the awfully-worded adverts from WGs, especially in Viva street?
Many of them seem to be under the misapprehension that I'm interested in them being, "...an ideal companion to make your day" and their "great sense of humour and warm personality."
Some of them describe "unforgettable moments" like I'm looking for romance.
No dear, I want to know if you'll suck my cock and swallow my spunk.