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Author Topic: ~DEE~ - The best yet. Perhaps even the best it can ever get.  (Read 9133 times)


64 review(s) for ~DEE~ (58 positive, 4 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline west8

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Today I met Dee.

I’ve never waited for a girl before. Ever. More fool me. If this is the prize that patience can bring, I am set to become a very, very patient man.

Having waited two weeks to meet this beautiful, intelligent and kind woman I am happy to report that it was worth every moment. I was rewarded in ways that seemed unimaginable just a week ago. But before I get to the bit you scoundrels are waiting to read, I think a little background is necessary to ‘set the stage’ as it were.

Dee is unique – but not for the reasons you are probably thinking. She is British and of Latina extraction. The best of both worlds: native spoken English, humour and self-deprecation. Latina skin, lips, body, positive attitude and a gorgeous complexion. Dee is also a woman who knows two very important things: how to please a man – and how to let a man reciprocate and pleasure her.

I had such fun during two sexually charged and laughter filled hours with Dee, I’m at a loss as to how it could ever get better than this. For the first time ever, I actually wanted – really wanted – to give as much pleasure as I received. Not because I felt compelled to do so, but because I wanted to see how Dee responded and whether she would really let herself go and simply let someone else concentrate solely on pleasuring her. I was not disappointed. She is both ravenous and ravishing.

There are two reasons I was more concerned with giving than receiving: Dee is jaw-droppingly sexy. Every inch of her is sublime: the gorgeous eyes, the soft, silky hair and the lips. Those lips. The lips. Dee has naturally large lips which are soft, smooth, tender and made for kissing. They are unusually wide and wildly responsive. FK, DFK, licking, sucking, teasing and gentle biting. I could literally have spent an hour enjoying mouth to mouth were it not for the fact that there was so much more to explore.

In her bare feet, Dee is 5’5/5’6. I’m not 100% certain as I was in formal shoes and Dee was already barefoot as I couldn’t wait to get her on the bed. In addition to her stunningly beautiful face, she has curves in all the places any hot blooded male would stop and stare at. An ample 34DD chest, a tight and curvy behind and long, slender, silky smooth legs. Feminine perfection – even to a seasoned bird spotter like me.

Prior to meeting Dee, I believe I stated that Emily Crème Brulee was dangerously close to my idea of a ‘perfect woman’. That conclusion remains unchanged, but I actually do think Dee -is- my perfect woman because she has two very unique attributes that no other girl I have met possesses: her voice and her honesty. First, the voice. If Ella Fitzgerald and Frank Sinatra had produced a love child – and if that child had been female – it would sound like Dee. Think of the most sophisticated, sexy, creamy and understated female voice that you’d like to hear uttering sexual filth in your ear and you have Dee. Her voice is refined and seductive like no other.

Any discussion of a WG and honesty is problematic. Not because WGs are inherently honest or dishonest but because of the contrived situations that we as punters and the girls as sex workers ordinarily find ourselves in. Moreover, not only do we all know that working girls tell us what they think that we want to hear, but they do so in a manner which (in my experience) doesn’t ordinarily exist in ‘real life’, ie the seriously filthy talk, the compliments about size and technique and the kind things they want us to believe that they as beautiful woman see in us as men.

I mention honesty not because Dee failed to tell me about how good my cock felt deep inside her or because she didn’t compliment me on my tonguemanship, but because Dee told me many things I could never have possibly expected to hear and which only arose as discussion points through coincidence or due to the unproven theory of Six Degrees of Separation. On at least two occasions, Dee and I lived in the same part of the country. I don’t mean the same county or the same city, I mean close enough to have encountered one another on multiple occasions in our ordinary daily lives. Because of this, we were able to discuss things that were extraordinarily specific: a very, very obscure gate at the end of a private gothic passageway in Cambridge that leads to nowhere and a small facet of life that only weekend residents of Canary Wharf would ever have experienced – and at a very specific time many years ago. This was not Dee responding to my questions knowingly, it was me listening to Dee with utter disbelief at specifics she could not have known. Because nobody knows. It was a most surreal set of coincidences.

Thinking back now, Dee told me a LOT about who she really is a person: where she is from, what she has experienced as a woman and where she hopes her life journey will ultimately take her. Her frankness in discussing certain aspects of her life was utterly extraordinary and demonstrated a very high degree of transparency and trust. For me, that made the whole encounter all the more intimate as we both knew many of the reasons why we had come together in that hotel room on this particular day – and why we would be certain to meet again.


The Good:

GFE or PSE. Or elements of both. Vanilla or Chocolate and Strawberry with sprinkles and a wafer. When it comes to service provision, versatility and flexibility is Dee’s mantra. I decided to ‘push the boat out’ and see how much pleasure I could give Dee before swapping around and being the lucky recipient of Dee’s superb skillset. It seemed to pay a handsome dividend as Dee’s oral skills are out of this world. She knows how to lick, suck, tease and how to seduce. She is also sexual and appreciative beyond belief when you bring her to a climax. Multiple times. She will do anything and everything to pleasure you – with enthusiasm and to the glorious accompaniment of her beguiling and soothing voice.

Moving beyond the foreplay to the serious sex, Dee gets very, very wet when she is being fucked – first slowly and gently, then hard and firm. Her body responds in so many ways that the sum total is neither GFE nor PSE – it’s a TIE, a Totally Immersive Experience. Nothing that I wanted was unavailable and nor do I imagine for a moment that anything actually would be unavailable. Dee is a giver of pleasure that produces a far, far higher degree of intensity than any drug.

I was massaged and I was kissed. I was sucked and I was fucked. I was exhausted but I was happy.

I was totally satisfied in every conceivable way: sexually, seductively, intimately and intellectually.


The Bad: N/A
Zero. Nada. Zilch.


The Ugly: N/A
Two hours. I don’t think I could scratch the surface in two weeks. There is THAT much to enjoy.


Final words

It is perhaps appropriate that I met Dee before a break I had forgotten even existed: the dreaded half term that begins next week. It means I will have a week with very little, if any, ‘action’. At least with a WG. But you know what, I don’t care. I can think about everything that happened today and look forward knowingly to my next encounter with Dee at a date to be determined in the not too distant future. It will undoubtedly be a while before once again experiencing the pleasures that were forthcoming this afternoon, but I know they will be very much worth the wait – 12/10

To enjoy the femininity and good humour of a woman as magnificent as Dee would be a pleasure to most men. To see her in her underwear a rare treat to a number of fortunate others. But to actually get to go to bed and fully explore a lady this sophisticated, this sexy and this sexually capable is truly a rare and very, very special privilege indeed – 10/10

Overall score – an all-too-brief encounter to remember. For many, many years if not forever – 11/10


PS for the complainers: note I didn’t mention the name of the hotel:
The XXXXXXXX, Kensington, London, W8. :)


64 review(s) found for ~DEE~ linked to in above post (58 positive, 4 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline che_666999

Stopped reading after "Today I met Dee"
These essays are getting ridiculous

Offline andrei

after bashing cindy and diverting a thread totally off tangent to talk about dee i wondered how long before we would see a dee review

now i have my answer
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (andrei, london_lad_2)

Offline fredpunter

Be careful, herbie will get jealous!

I'm looking forward to seeing her again next week, I was meant to see her today but the real world intruded.

Offline TreyWalker

And my day has gotten even better.

The end of your essay is clearly trying to antagonise those that are trying to show you the basics of this board and not giving out too much info. But thanks for the review.

I'll be on the lookout for TIE's.

Offline Fb878

West8 may be marmite, but I love these reviews. And this one...

Especially after the hoo har over happypants' review - which I did think bordered on bullying

Offline west8

These essays are getting ridiculous

Almost as ridiculous as making a comment on something you find ridiculous. You might want to look up the definition of 'retrospective' and 'essay'.



after bashing cindy and diverting a thread totally off tangent to talk about dee i wondered how long before we would see a dee review

now i have my answer

Please elaborate - thanks.



The end of your essay is clearly trying to antagonise those that are trying to show you the basics of this board and not giving out too much info. But thanks for the review.

I had intended that as a subtle nod to show I had read and agreed with the comments of others on 'naming'. Admin is welcome to remove it.

To prove my sincerity, I'd like to publicly apologise to you for breaching your trust last week. I was out of line and I know it.


Offline Tailpipe

Are you sure you are not infowanker . :sarcastic:



The review itself reminds me of Route 40 in Argentina. Goes on forever and never seems to end but heyho each to their own.

I must get my own booking in to see her myself. It's been too long.

HD




Offline smiths

after bashing cindy and diverting a thread totally off tangent to talk about dee i wondered how long before we would see a dee review

now i have my answer

A well dodgy snake, i dont believe a word West posts. :thumbsdown:

Offline Quesadilla

A well dodgy snake, i dont believe a word West posts. :thumbsdown:
Likewise - he's got a poorly crafted excuse for an internet persona that has not a shred of honesty behind it. Unfortunately Admin doesn't seem to have turned on the "ignore" feature so I can switch him off completely - or have I just not found it yet?
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Offline che_666999

A well dodgy snake, i dont believe a word West posts. :thumbsdown:

Agree, there's actually very little detail of the services, just keeps that general with a lot it yada-yada about everything else. The one girl he reviewed that I have seen, I had a very different opinion of her look.

But each to their own, you don't have the read it

Offline smiths

Likewise - he's got a poorly crafted excuse for an internet persona that has not a shred of honesty behind it. Unfortunately Admin doesn't seem to have turned on the "ignore" feature so I can switch him off completely - or have I just not found it yet?

Apparently the ignore function is working though i have no idea how to use it, not something i have ever used or would ever use myself. :hi:

Offline yorkshire123

Are you sure you are not infowanker . :sarcastic:

So its not only me that thinks it?  :hi:
But there again I was always convinced that The Real Midas Touch was also another IS ghost profile but maybe not as Infosneaker wouldn't make such a school boy error as signing up 2 profiles with the same details thus getting caught, or would he?  :unknown:
(I do love a conspiracy theory  ;))
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Offline smiths

So its not only me that thinks it?  :hi:
But there again I was always convinced that The Real Midas Touch was also another IS ghost profile but maybe not as Infosneaker wouldn't make such a school boy error as signing up 2 profiles with the same details thus getting caught, or would he?  :unknown:
(I do love a conspiracy theory  ;))

I dont think that though i do believe West is a banned returner, its the cockiness, often a sign in my experience, as ever time will tell, in the meantime i wont be trusting what he posts.

Offline stayer

I must get my own booking in to see her myself. It's been too long.

HD, please stop seeing Dee every other day and give other punters a chance.

Offline TreyWalker

Quote
To prove my sincerity, I'd like to publicly apologise to you for breaching your trust last week. I was out of line and I know it.

I appreciate the gesture but I can't say I plan on taking what you say on face value anymore.

Offline west8

I'm not sure if links to the 'other' site are allowed, but here's where the whole AW thing started back in September:

'looking-for-adultwork-recommendations-in-central-london'

I am not reviewing here (or anywhere else for that matter) to persuade anyone to meet any particular girl. I'm actually choosing the girls based on what you guys have already written. That I have yet to be disappointed should surely show that.

As far as being some sort of shill/tout/snake or whatever else anyone would like to call it, I gave some background on another thread: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=40415.0;all

Substitute 'cockiness' for 'experience' and hence I have a lot to contribute/say or whatever.

Anyway, you guys make of it what you will. I'm not here to win any popularity contest.

Offline iPad3


Substitute 'cockiness' for 'experience' and hence I have a lot to contribute/say or whatever.



There's no question that you have a lot to say..........

Offline monstar

Admittedly I do enjoy reading your reviews, in my opinion to be more useful they could do with less pretentious waffle, more objective matter of fact details and a rational ratings scale, as everyday there is a new "best" WG according to west8.

To each his own.  :drinks:

Dee is on my HL, just the lack of a face pic and decent photos has stopped her being a priority.

Offline west8

Admittedly I do enjoy reading your reviews, in my opinion to be more useful they could do with less pretentious waffle, more objective matter of fact details and a rational ratings scale, as everyday there is a new "best" WG according to west8.

I actually agree with you 100%. I think the problem is that I started off with a super hottie (Mel), then it just got better and better. It might get even better still .. Madlin Moon is booked :)

With the benefit of being able to juxtapose all the 9 AW girls, I would actually re-rate on a scale of 1-10, but I wouldn't dramatically alter my initial findings - just elaborate on why I gave a particular score. On the whole, I stand by my enthusiasm for each as I left on cloud nine - albeit for different reasons - after each meet.

But it's difficult as I'm rating for different things: Mel for her uniqueness and beauty, Adele for her personality and service, Brooklyn for her tits, etc, etc.

What bothers me most is that it will be difficult to find much better than the past fortnight has brought.

Offline herbie007

Not sure if I’m still on pre mod when I’m posting anything to do with Dee, so I’ll try and keep within the rules to get my post shown.

Let me get this right, W8 goes out and pays his money to have a punt, he has a good time and posts a positive review, albeit a long one and then he gets ripped to shreds.

Am I missing the point here, I thought what was meant to happen next is the girl got discussed, things such as the service provided the cost of the punt, her attitude etc.

It’s clear by the comments made on this positive review that west8 is hated by a lot of UKP members for whatever reasons but yet he is clearly allowed to continue to post, so IMO this review should be treated the same as any other and the WG and her service should be discussed, not any personal feelings towards W8, which BTW IMO should be discussed on a thread specifically relating to W8.

Now I know I have been called fluffy and it’s also been mentioned that I have EAS where Dee is concerned and that’s fine with me, your all entitled to your own opinions, but let me tell you where I’m coming from when Dee is concerned, I’m sure some of you have heard me mention I have been playing this game for over 30 years and without trying to sound like I’m bragging, I’ve shagged around 1500 girls in that time, ranging from SW to porn stars, I’ve had a lot of shit punts but I’ve also had some brilliant punts, but none of them have come close to the service I’ve got from Dee, hence the reason why I keep going back and IMHO she’s got it all and I’ve not found anyone better.

I would like to ask admin if they would please start a separate thread and remove all the posts that have nothing to do with this review.

BTW Freddie, you sound like the jealous one to me.

Offline carlisle78

Are you sure you are not infowanker . :sarcastic:

Or Vorian?

Actually I enjoyed the review - albeit long.
Banning reason: Trolling another member because he posted a negative about his favourite prossie. Also known as EdiTed on other sites.

Offline Clooney

How often is West8 punting????

This amounts to a review a day, at an assumed cost of around £200, let's say a grand a week.

I do ok, but I'd not be able to do that or frankly, be able to justify it.

I am suspicious.

Offline steve1111

All that waffle whats the boat race like :unknown:




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