Fuck sake, I never learn.
I'm up in Glasgow again for a few days, always with a bit of time to kill, so the other day I thought I'd give Lucy, the Thai SP another go.
External Link/Members OnlySent a text, got a quick reply, asked if I wanted the full service this time. I wrote about my experience with her
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=40642.msg1830289#msg1830289<= here, and I really liked her body, had the horn, so thought, "fuck it, full service it is, can't wait to get tore into that tidy chassis of hers".
Bit of back and forth with her re. a suitable time, but got it sorted out and headed over there. Easy parking outside on a meter, buzzed into the courtyard and upstairs to her flat.
SP:As before, but she looked even better, wearing lingerie, covered with a bodysuit. What a cracking ass! She was made up nice and sexy, lots of smiles etc. Quote £50 for massage with an extra £20 for FS, all to be done in 30 minutes.
Service:
I hand the cash over, and she turns to sit it on a wee bedside table, so I give her ass a gentle squeeze then a pat, and she immediately tells me off; "hey, none of that, what do you think you're doing?".
I was taken aback, looked at her and said, "full service, yeah?". She replied, "yes, but just because it's full service doesn't mean you can do that, show some respect."
Obviously, I should have taken my cash back and walked. I'm way too gentlemanly in these situations with SPs and what I wanted to say in reply was, "respect? I've paid you £70 and I expect you to suck my cock before I pound your pussy and you'll be wearing a generous splash of my cum on your body as a badge of honour before I leave. So, if I want to show my appreciation for your glorious ass by giving it a wee squeeze, I'll do just that. It's what you've been paid for, and respect doesn't come into it. Love."
Of course, being a twat, I didn't say that, but instead stripped off, as did she.
And it just went down hill from there. Got her to lie face down, started kissing her ass cheeks, but she would turn onto her side to stop me. Then she rolled onto her back and I was "allowed" to briefly go down on her, with the warning to "be gentle". A few seconds of me very gently giving her oral and she's pushed me off telling me she's not a big fan, "just as some men aren't a big fan of blow jobs"! This statement alone tells you we've got a SP who hasn't a fucking clue about providing sexual services! What man doesn't love a blow job?!
RO abandoned, she put a condom on me and tried to give me oral, but already my head was in the wrong place, and I like to be an active participant during sex. She wasn't up for 69, obviously. After a bit she abandoned the covered oral, and put some oil on my dick and tried to rouse some interest that way. I instinctively reached for her breast, but she swatted my hand away...last time it was because my hands were cold....this time they weren't (which she confirmed), she said she doesn't like to have her breasts touched.
So, no RO. No touching breasts...
By this point I was losing interest fast, so told her to show me her ass and I'd make myself hard. Onto all 4s she went, and pushed her ass back against me as I chugged myself hard. Gotta say, her ass is great and she was making all the right noises in a bizarre show of interest; I'm chugging myself off, she's grinding her ass and pussy against my balls... Requested a condom, she put one on, lay back and guided me in...and zero sensation. Not sure if it was just the fact that condom was super thick, or that fact that she's not very tight. Had a go at fucking her, but she didn't participate and by now I'm left feeling like a complete fucking sexual failure, which I know I'm not.
Out I popped, told her to turn over again, same routine as before but this time I came on her back. She asked me to wipe her off with baby wipes, which I did. And then her excuses started to come. "Oh, you no like condoms, and you single so you not used to them, and how old are you (I'm middle aged but in good physical shape)? Ah see...that the problem...".
I remained composed and polite throughout as I don't feel the need to make a scene (I just rant on here), got dressed and left. Check the time as I walked out...15 minutes had elapsed.
TL;DR
AVOID. Sadly, while this SP has a very sexy body and very cute face, she doesn't like to be touched and is mechanical in her approach. And then when you struggle with her service, she gently emasculates you into the bargain.
