Author Topic: Patti - Bamboo Natural Therapy Kings Cross - Fun girl and very sexual  (Read 3322 times)

Offline Chanon

Popped in to sample the delights of Patti, a polish therapist at Bamboo Natural Therapy near Kings Cross: External Link/Members Only

She works on Wednesday, and I booked an hour with her as a walk-in. Physically, she's a size 12 - 14 with a big bum and a nice rack (guessing 36DD). Facially a little frightening, but bubbly personality.
Massage on the average to poor side, but on the turn she asked about extra's and offered B2B for £80. I know that's a little higher than the going rate but didn't want to start a negotiation.

However, she got naked, jumped on the table and then with her back to me as I sat on the table, she directed my hands towards her pussy asking if I could make her cum. After a few minutes finger-blasting with one, then two fingers deep inside she started shuddering and came pretty convincingly. Earlier posts had written of her squirting, but I didn't see any of this.

After 5 minutes rest and a little play, I asked if i could watch her masturbate which she willing agreed to - lying back on the bed and then making herself cum one more time (with my assistance). Then she decided it was my turn for pleasure, lay me down and in a combination of hand/breast massage gave me a good solid pop.

Overall was there around an hour, and enjoyed my time with her. There are better available, but for a fun girl, who's very sexual and needs her orgasms, this was a good experience which I may repeat if I'm in the area on a Wednesday.

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Another review mentioned a large Polish girl here with a similar MO, albeit bigger chebs. Hmmm.

Offline Chanon

It was on the basis of the other review that I decided to make my own review. Chebs were good, but as a larger girl they were sitting perhaps 36DD. Put those puppies on a skinnier frame and they would have been notable, but as they are they are just in keeping with her otherwise slightly larger frame.

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Thanks for review  :drinks:

A somewhat unusual massage experience, may be tempted to try if in the area on a Weds.  How scary was the boat?  Comparable likeness to public figure or SP we have photos of?   :hi:

Offline Chanon

Hmmm… how to describe.  Dark wavy/curly hair, big fake eye lashes, lips look like they have had some work but maybe not. She actually looks very Greek not polish. Large nose, slightly scrunched up face.  Maybe 4/10. 

Offline moonlight_lad

I thought the previous review said that the squirting girl works on Tuesday and Friday ?

Offline Kojac

Imagine if she’s had nothing but a flood of punters finger blasting her since the first review by Val33  :lol:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=401652.msg4061282#msg4061282

Sounds like a proper nympho to practice punting skills on  :yahoo:

Cheers for the share Chanon  :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: May 16, 2024, 10:14:13 pm by Kojac »

Offline val33

The Polish girl I saw had blonde hair, so it's probably a different girl :)

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The Polish girl I saw had blonde hair, so it's probably a different girl :)

Phew, she's back in contention!

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Popped in to sample the delights of Patti, a polish therapist at Bamboo Natural Therapy near Kings Cross: External Link/Members Only

She works on Wednesday, and I booked an hour with her as a walk-in. Physically, she's a size 12 - 14 with a big bum and a nice rack (guessing 36DD). Facially a little frightening, but bubbly personality.
Massage on the average to poor side, but on the turn she asked about extra's and offered B2B for £80. I know that's a little higher than the going rate but didn't want to start a negotiation.

However, she got naked, jumped on the table and then with her back to me as I sat on the table, she directed my hands towards her pussy asking if I could make her cum. After a few minutes finger-blasting with one, then two fingers deep inside she started shuddering and came pretty convincingly. Earlier posts had written of her squirting, but I didn't see any of this.

After 5 minutes rest and a little play, I asked if i could watch her masturbate which she willing agreed to - lying back on the bed and then making herself cum one more time (with my assistance). Then she decided it was my turn for pleasure, lay me down and in a combination of hand/breast massage gave me a good solid pop.

Overall was there around an hour, and enjoyed my time with her. There are better available, but for a fun girl, who's very sexual and needs her orgasms, this was a good experience which I may repeat if I'm in the area on a Wednesday.

Cheers for the review. You say "bed". Do you mean massage table? Also, how much did base massage fee did you pay for the hour?

Offline Chanon

Cheers for the review. You say "bed". Do you mean massage table? Also, how much did base massage fee did you pay for the hour?

Massage was £50 for the hour and bed was standard massage bed.

Offline Bigjimmyjones

Massage was £50 for the hour and bed was standard massage bed.

Interesting, the website shows £60 for an hour. Possibly an early-in-the-day discount?

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Massage was £50 for the hour and bed was standard massage bed.

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