sweet.lisa94 - 'The other side' - Birmingham

[achilles]

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Well I saw Lisa today for a hour meet @ £100 after positive reviews of her on here.

Communications were very good, with the booking being accepted quickly and follow up/confirmation being seamless with me requesting that she be dressed for our meet.

Her apartment is in the Jewellery Quarter in Birmingham and I was greeted by the door being opened by Lisa standing behind the door, which was odd as I couldn’t see anybody at first!
Anyway a quick kiss on the lips and I noticed that she was wearing a holey dress with no bra or pants, which wasn’t exactly what I had asked for. However money was exchanged and a towel given to me to take a shower (why I bother to have a shower before leaving home I haven’t a clue as I am coming to the conclusion that it is a waste of time except for Hannah). 

Shower over, back into the bedroom and Lisa gets onto the bed and we start DFK (sort of). By this point we had exchanged about ten words to each other and that was only regarding money and shower. The DFK was pathetic to be honest and it was obvious that she didn’t want to do it as after a couple of minutes her lips were sealed. So I gave up on that and went to her tits with her nipples poking out of the dress which was cute. She removed her dress, which I had wanted to do but it really didn’t matter. So I started to pay attention to her tits, which were very pert and nice and then after a few minutes proceeded down to her pussy. She told me no fingers. After about five to fifteen minutes of this I realised that although she was getting wet she was like a broken record, making the same sigh every few seconds but never higher or lower. Half way through all this I did hear the front door go and voices in adjoining rooms (probably Kate her flatmate) which didn’t help at all. I tried to massage her tits at the same time but I was told off for being too rough and then she stopped me giving her oral for a brief moment (I am not sure why). I was wondering if I should just give up on the oral as a bad job as I wasn’t certain how much longer I could carry on or even wanted too. However that decision was taken out of my hands as Lisa suggested a 69, which sounded good until Lisa got a condom out and covered me up.
We started that but I was losing interest and I just said that I wanted to fuck her. So Lisa got out the wipes and took off the condom, wiped me all down and proceeded to get another condom on me. At this point I was swiftly visualising some porn to try and stay interested. Lisa asked what position and I said I didn’t mind, so she jumped on top of me and after a bit of persuasion off we went. To be fair she showed some enthusiasm for this and I was actually enjoying it, until she decided that she didn’t want to do that anymore and to try another position which was doggy. I didn’t mind if that was what she wanted to do although I was enjoying myself. Anyway off we went doing that and I came after a few minutes but kept inside her as I thought that I might be able to ‘rise to the challenge’ again. After a few more minutes of postulating Lisa realised that I had cum and was very put out by the fact that I hadn’t pulled out when I had cum. She quickly pulled me out, got the wipes out again, took the condom off, gave me the wipes to wipe myself. Then when the condom, wipes were all put in the draw she said that she had to go to the bathroom leaving me in the bedroom alone. She then came back and asked if I wanted a shower which I said yes, as I realised that it was all over and my clothes were in the bathroom. At this point it was forty minutes into an hour booking (i.e. 14:40). I took a very quick shower and dressed, to come out to find nobody around so as I went to leave Lisa came out of a room and gave me a peck on the lips and said bye. 14:45 out of the door on my way home!

I have to say that was probably the worst experience I could possibly have envisaged and it has totally put me off this crap. Mechanical is the word I would use to describe that experience and I wouldn’t want to repeat it even if someone paid me!

3/10 (one for each of the positives)

Positives:
Great communications
Superb body
Clean and tidy apartment   

Negatives:
Everything else


Please see https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=39099.0 for the positive side of Lisa!!!

[curry]

I  suspect you caught her on the early days of her period. And she was sponging. When they run to the bathroom soon after thats normally a give away.

[Juankerr]

Genuinely gobsmacked to hear your account of Lisa Achilles.

I too met her again today and am very glad and honest to say my experience was NOTHING like your's , and having met her before I wasn't surprised by the excellent meet I had.

I have to say in my experience and opinion of Lisa she wouldn't know the meaning of the word mechanical.

Better luck next time.

[smokey]

Thanks for the review,I tried to see her today (due to good reviews) but she was busy, excellent comms though....

[Stealthy]

I  suspect you caught her on the early days of her period. And she was sponging. When they run to the bathroom soon after thats normally a give away.

Curry, What other signs are there that a Wg's on her period or on early stage of it???

Thanks Chap 

[jackgold]

I had a very similar experience to Achilles although not quite as bad, probably would have rated it more of a neutral. As others have mentioned, the comms are great, the location is good and she is an attractive girl with a good body. However, I never felt that we clicked at all during the meeting and I certainly didn't get the service that I'd seen in the positive reviews on here - I did feel it was a bit mechanical.

She was a sweet girl and perhaps I just got her at the wrong time but she is not someone I would personally return to see.

[achilles]

I am now beginning to think did I actually see Lisa?
She did have short hair, bob style, not like her pictures but she could have had it cut?

The question I am asking myself now is should I put a negative post on AW?

[achilles]

Somebody has already left a negative feedback today... should I add to it? 

[achilles]

Right the mystery has been solved.

The woman I saw was Julia, Lisa's flatmate apparently (even down to the holey dress):

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This doesn't alter the fact that this was despicable and deceitful behaviour by both girls.
Lisa obviously took advantage of the fact that I didn't know her and swapped Julia for her.
Basically this behaviour stinks, so if you make a booking for Lisa, stipulate that you want her and only her, not some dummy!

[Juankerr]

Thank's for the clarification on who you met Achilles.

[AB]

And a 'thanks' from me also. I must say I was confused reading such contrary reviews. I take it you will give the real Lisa a try now Ach?

[Brumish]

This is a new twist these poles are trying take!? In all my punting days I've never been b&s with Poles. I've always enjoyed and rate the poles quite highly. This is bad.

My next pole is only going to be the princess of all prossies!

[Bumbuttass]

Thats quite a accolade! Who exactly is this princess ?

[Brumish]

SweetPola. Mate she is the dogs bollocks. I'm not into beastiality by the way.

[Bumbuttass]

Good luck with that chappie... She seems to have disappeared. I know she goes 'home' often but profile has never disappeared before as it has this time.

Hope she does return though...

[Brumish]

Good luck with that chappie... She seems to have disappeared. I know she goes 'home' often but profile has never disappeared before as it has this time.

Hope she does return though...

I'm pretty confident shell be back mate. From the last conversation, it seems its planned.

[Bumbuttass]

Planned?

[Brumish]

Yeah she said she'll be gone for a while. I didn't enquire as to where or how long as I probably had my mouth full at the time.

[Bumbuttass]

Gotcha ... In the meantime, the search is on for a temporary replacement; any thoughts?

[Brumish]

Depends on what you're willing to spend time and effort wise but check this one out

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I'm going to have to travel up there just for her.

[Bumbuttass]

As a rule i tend to shy away from Romanians, pricing is not a issue, ideally in the West Mids.  Cheers though

[Bumbuttass]

You are brave my friend, going up there for a WG with no feedback & no face pic!

[Brumish]

I'm calculating the risk mate. Still undecided though. I've managed to see the veri pic and its very accurate.

[Bumbuttass]

The veri pic is hidden though? I must say her figure is pretty awesome

[Brumish]

It is now. But I've seen it when it was accessible. Just hope, if I do go, it's not B&S.

[Bumbuttass]

Hats off to you sir... A true adventurer.

Whats the furthest you've travelled for a punt?

[Brumish]

Hats off to you sir... A true adventurer.

Whats the furthest you've travelled for a punt?

Not beyond the midlands so far but I'm very familiar with Manny and I've been given the details and know where it is so feel comfortable in that.

[achilles]

And a 'thanks' from me also. I must say I was confused reading such contrary reviews. I take it you will give the real Lisa a try now Ach?

I am really tempted especially after Juan's highly rated opinion but I am not certain she will see me after the negative comments I made on AW (which she has not responded to at this point in time)! 

[AB]

Gotcha ... In the meantime, the search is on for a temporary replacement; any thoughts?

Quite honestly there is no replacement for Pola....she just has everything and some. She is coming back and in the past has sent me a txt when she has booked her flights so when I hear I will make a post. In the meantime, nearest to her IMHO, is Rebecca Fox closely followed by Amanda 69

[Bumbuttass]

She saved my number too she said, thought it was just a line but if she has contacted other members previously then here's hoping