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External Link/Members OnlyWell I saw Lisa today for a hour meet @ £100 after positive reviews of her on here.
Communications were very good, with the booking being accepted quickly and follow up/confirmation being seamless with me requesting that she be dressed for our meet.
Her apartment is in the Jewellery Quarter in Birmingham and I was greeted by the door being opened by Lisa standing behind the door, which was odd as I couldn’t see anybody at first!
Anyway a quick kiss on the lips and I noticed that she was wearing a holey dress with no bra or pants, which wasn’t exactly what I had asked for. However money was exchanged and a towel given to me to take a shower (why I bother to have a shower before leaving home I haven’t a clue as I am coming to the conclusion that it is a waste of time except for Hannah).
Shower over, back into the bedroom and Lisa gets onto the bed and we start DFK (sort of). By this point we had exchanged about ten words to each other and that was only regarding money and shower. The DFK was pathetic to be honest and it was obvious that she didn’t want to do it as after a couple of minutes her lips were sealed. So I gave up on that and went to her tits with her nipples poking out of the dress which was cute. She removed her dress, which I had wanted to do but it really didn’t matter. So I started to pay attention to her tits, which were very pert and nice and then after a few minutes proceeded down to her pussy. She told me no fingers. After about five to fifteen minutes of this I realised that although she was getting wet she was like a broken record, making the same sigh every few seconds but never higher or lower. Half way through all this I did hear the front door go and voices in adjoining rooms (probably Kate her flatmate) which didn’t help at all. I tried to massage her tits at the same time but I was told off for being too rough and then she stopped me giving her oral for a brief moment (I am not sure why). I was wondering if I should just give up on the oral as a bad job as I wasn’t certain how much longer I could carry on or even wanted too. However that decision was taken out of my hands as Lisa suggested a 69, which sounded good until Lisa got a condom out and covered me up.
We started that but I was losing interest and I just said that I wanted to fuck her. So Lisa got out the wipes and took off the condom, wiped me all down and proceeded to get another condom on me. At this point I was swiftly visualising some porn to try and stay interested. Lisa asked what position and I said I didn’t mind, so she jumped on top of me and after a bit of persuasion off we went. To be fair she showed some enthusiasm for this and I was actually enjoying it, until she decided that she didn’t want to do that anymore and to try another position which was doggy. I didn’t mind if that was what she wanted to do although I was enjoying myself. Anyway off we went doing that and I came after a few minutes but kept inside her as I thought that I might be able to ‘rise to the challenge’ again. After a few more minutes of postulating Lisa realised that I had cum and was very put out by the fact that I hadn’t pulled out when I had cum. She quickly pulled me out, got the wipes out again, took the condom off, gave me the wipes to wipe myself. Then when the condom, wipes were all put in the draw she said that she had to go to the bathroom leaving me in the bedroom alone. She then came back and asked if I wanted a shower which I said yes, as I realised that it was all over and my clothes were in the bathroom. At this point it was forty minutes into an hour booking (i.e. 14:40). I took a very quick shower and dressed, to come out to find nobody around so as I went to leave Lisa came out of a room and gave me a peck on the lips and said bye. 14:45 out of the door on my way home!
I have to say that was probably the worst experience I could possibly have envisaged and it has totally put me off this crap. Mechanical is the word I would use to describe that experience and I wouldn’t want to repeat it even if someone paid me!
3/10 (one for each of the positives)Positives:Great communications
Superb body
Clean and tidy apartment
Negatives:Everything else
Please see
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=39099.0 for the positive side of Lisa!!!