Author Topic: Unknown Polish girl - Bamboo Natural Therapy (Kings Cross) - squirting galore  (Read 6090 times)

Offline val33

So, staying in London on business recently for 1 night (unusually alone, as normally as I'm with colleagues), I was at my hotel in Kings Cross and looked up some options for a massage. Bamboo Natural Therapy was literally just around the corner - texted them to book a 1 hour slot, instant reply and confirmed straightaway.

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On arrival there were 2 girls sat behind the receptionist.
Girl 1: Chinese, looked young (early 20s?), very sexy looking and winked at me.
Girl 2: Frumpy looking white girl (later transpired to be Polish), quite large (size 16-18), looked mid 30s, wasn't smiling and looked dour.

I asked for the first girl but got told she's waiting for another booking, so I had to take the Polish girl. Wasn't too happy but figured I could decline the extras and just get the massage at £60 for 1 hour, Eastern Europeans are normally quite decent in giving massages.

Went down to the basement room, stripped off naked, she returned shortly afterwards and the massage began. First impressions weren't great, non-stop chat from her asking loads of questions and telling me her life story. Tried to deflect them and told her I'd rather just lie in silence relaxing, then a minute later she'd start back up talking. Massage was very good though.

After 20 mins or so, she asked if I'd been here before (no) and asked if I wanted a "special massage". I figured why the hell not as she had quite decent boobs and it might get her to shut up, so I asked how much. She said "your offer" so I low-balled and suggested £50 for b2b - she replied £60 but promised it would be "extra special". Can't complain at that for London prices. Didn't want the cash until the end and she immediately started to strip off. I was quite surprised, she had a beautiful body under the frumpy looking clothes, and massive natural boobs (not an expert but I'd say 36G). Freshly waxed pussy with no hint of stubble, completely smooth.

Started off with b2b whilst I lay on my front which was very extended and sensual with her nibbling my ears and neck, then asked to turn. Started riding me, grinding her pussy against me whilst encouraging me to suck on her boobs, then went onto an extended and sensual oily HJ. Before popping I suggested I massage her first. She seemed quite excited by it and lay on the table, and off I went. After massaging her external bits for a good while I cheekily tried to slip a finger in and she didn't resist. Then 2 fingers. And before we both knew it, she was squirting everywhere, the table got soaked. She was literally in disbelief and said she'd never squirted in her life before. From this moment on she was putty in my hands, I'm pretty sure she would have fucked me if I had a condom in my wallet.

Got her to stand up, one leg resting up on the bed, hugging me whilst I continued to finger her, and squirted all over the floor again. Not talking about a dribble but a full on waterfall of female ejaculate, her legs shaking. My turn to get some pleasure so I lay back on the bed, she climbed on top and started wanking me off. Despite her best efforts it wasn't going anywhere, so with 5 mins left, I asked if I could help out. Got her to lie down, sat on top and tossed myself off between those massive jugs. She didn't mind when I shot a massive load which hit her face, and laughed about it saying "It's the least I could do after you make me cum so much". Offered a shower but I'd rather go back to my hotel and have one, so got dressed, gave her the £60 and I was off on my way.

Apparently she works Tuesdays and Fridays there, she begged me to return but I'm not in London again for 6 weeks.

Sometimes you get surprised and what you think will be a half-assed punt turns into an amazing one  :yahoo:


 


« Last Edit: April 23, 2024, 05:53:12 pm by val33 »

Offline Tedbandy

Pat yourself on the back mate you put in a good shift there!

Maybe Ted needs to give her a visit to immediately lower her expectations in a client!


Offline Jardent6

Go on mate tell us how u do it ? What’s the technique  :lol:

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Found this on a torrent site years ago, wouldn't pay full price for it but it was very eye-opening! And well-practiced on my various partners throughout the last few years  :D

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Thanks for the review. What colour hair and how tall? She sounds like someone I saw a while back there. Bit tits and wouldn't stop talking.

Offline val33

Thanks for the review. What colour hair and how tall? She sounds like someone I saw a while back there. Bit tits and wouldn't stop talking.

Mousey-blonde hair, I'd say around 5 ft 4 ?

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Mousey-blonde hair, I'd say around 5 ft 4 ?

Sounds like someone else (one I saw was a dark brunette). Good effort on the punt. I hope punters don't go there now thinking they can finger blast her.

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... After massaging her external bits for a good while I cheekily tried to slip a finger in and she didn't resist. Then 2 fingers. And before we both knew it, she was squirting everywhere, the table got soaked. She was literally in disbelief and said she'd never squirted in her life before. From this moment on she was putty in my hands ...

Mate, it reads like that she should've paid you! :cool:

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"The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity"

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You basically made her pee all over the room  :lol:

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Poor girl is going to be baffled by the sudden upswing in bookings this Friday.

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She was literally in disbelief and said she'd never squirted in her life before. From this moment on she was putty in my hands, I'm pretty sure she would have fucked me if I had a condom in my wallet.

Got her to stand up, one leg resting up on the bed, hugging me whilst I continued to finger her, and squirted all over the floor again. Not talking about a dribble but a full on waterfall of female ejaculate, her legs shaking. My turn to get some pleasure so I lay back on the bed, she climbed on top and started wanking me off. Despite her best efforts it wasn't going anywhere, so with 5 mins left, I asked if I could help out. Got her to lie down, sat on top and tossed myself off between those massive jugs. She didn't mind when I shot a massive load which hit her face, and laughed about it saying "It's the least I could do after you make me cum so much". Offered a shower but I'd rather go back to my hotel and have one, so got dressed, gave her the £60 and I was off on my way.

Apparently she works Tuesdays and Fridays there, she begged me to return but I'm not in London again for 6 weeks.


Absolutely fantastic review of a parlour rarely mentioned in recent times, also a huge thank you for generously sharing your experience and knowledge of pussy.

This is another wonderful illustration of what being direct, bold and taking charge can bring a punter.

Take note all naysayers, SP’s do cum with punters who actually know what they are doing.  :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: April 23, 2024, 10:09:37 pm by Kojac »

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Poor girl is going to be baffled by the sudden upswing in bookings this Friday.

The very sexy looking chinese girl is going to be also baffled and pissed in the sudden downswing in bookings.  :D
« Last Edit: April 23, 2024, 10:08:34 pm by Kojac »

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The very sexy looking chinese girl is going to be also baffled and pissed in the sudden downswing in bookings.  :D

This could also be an 'opportunity'.

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haha really enjoyed reading this one. Good work mate, glad you got her sorted!

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Offline johnnyboy70

Hi mate, which day did you go? I'm more interested in the sexy young chinese girl.

Offline val33

I went on a Thursday, the Polish girl normally works Tues and Fri (that's what she told me) but was doing an extra shift that week.

Offline johnnyboy70

thx mate. i'll see if i could do a thursday recon for the chinese girl and report back.

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thx mate. i'll see if i could do a thursday recon for the chinese girl and report back.

Please do that as you’re well overdue a few Reviews.

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No one else visited or got her name yet  :sarcastic:

Offline W5ranger

anyone have a name for the Pole?

Offline zoro001

I have texted the salon. The polish one apparently goes under the name of Natalie. But I might be wrong.

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thx mate. i'll see if i could do a thursday recon for the chinese girl and report back.

did you manage that recon?

Offline johnnyboy70

I haven't had a chance yet.
she is on my to do list.

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I haven't had a chance yet.
she is on my to do list.

If you're paralysed by indecision it's possible that after 5.5 years a fair few on your to do list have retired.