So, staying in London on business recently for 1 night (unusually alone, as normally as I'm with colleagues), I was at my hotel in Kings Cross and looked up some options for a massage. Bamboo Natural Therapy was literally just around the corner - texted them to book a 1 hour slot, instant reply and confirmed straightaway.
External Link/Members OnlyOn arrival there were 2 girls sat behind the receptionist.
Girl 1: Chinese, looked young (early 20s?), very sexy looking and winked at me.
Girl 2: Frumpy looking white girl (later transpired to be Polish), quite large (size 16-18), looked mid 30s, wasn't smiling and looked dour.
I asked for the first girl but got told she's waiting for another booking, so I had to take the Polish girl. Wasn't too happy but figured I could decline the extras and just get the massage at £60 for 1 hour, Eastern Europeans are normally quite decent in giving massages.
Went down to the basement room, stripped off naked, she returned shortly afterwards and the massage began. First impressions weren't great, non-stop chat from her asking loads of questions and telling me her life story. Tried to deflect them and told her I'd rather just lie in silence relaxing, then a minute later she'd start back up talking. Massage was very good though.
After 20 mins or so, she asked if I'd been here before (no) and asked if I wanted a "special massage". I figured why the hell not as she had quite decent boobs and it might get her to shut up, so I asked how much. She said "your offer" so I low-balled and suggested £50 for b2b - she replied £60 but promised it would be "extra special". Can't complain at that for London prices. Didn't want the cash until the end and she immediately started to strip off. I was quite surprised, she had a beautiful body under the frumpy looking clothes, and massive natural boobs (not an expert but I'd say 36G). Freshly waxed pussy with no hint of stubble, completely smooth.
Started off with b2b whilst I lay on my front which was very extended and sensual with her nibbling my ears and neck, then asked to turn. Started riding me, grinding her pussy against me whilst encouraging me to suck on her boobs, then went onto an extended and sensual oily HJ. Before popping I suggested I massage her first. She seemed quite excited by it and lay on the table, and off I went. After massaging her external bits for a good while I cheekily tried to slip a finger in and she didn't resist. Then 2 fingers. And before we both knew it, she was squirting everywhere, the table got soaked. She was literally in disbelief and said she'd never squirted in her life before. From this moment on she was putty in my hands, I'm pretty sure she would have fucked me if I had a condom in my wallet.
Got her to stand up, one leg resting up on the bed, hugging me whilst I continued to finger her, and squirted all over the floor again. Not talking about a dribble but a full on waterfall of female ejaculate, her legs shaking. My turn to get some pleasure so I lay back on the bed, she climbed on top and started wanking me off. Despite her best efforts it wasn't going anywhere, so with 5 mins left, I asked if I could help out. Got her to lie down, sat on top and tossed myself off between those massive jugs. She didn't mind when I shot a massive load which hit her face, and laughed about it saying "It's the least I could do after you make me cum so much". Offered a shower but I'd rather go back to my hotel and have one, so got dressed, gave her the £60 and I was off on my way.
Apparently she works Tuesdays and Fridays there, she begged me to return but I'm not in London again for 6 weeks.
Sometimes you get surprised and what you think will be a half-assed punt turns into an amazing one