Ive made some Safia tshirts made up...
We will make a killing selling them from the ice cream van around derby...we can get Bangers to model one. Might cheer him up a bit with folks talking to him.... 
What an awesome idea I'm up for that

Not sure Banger would get his big head in a tee shirt though, his mum told me he had no friends as a kid, she even had to tie sausages around his neck just so the dog would play with him
