The final negative I have to do. A rare outcall to my London gaff. She was on my hotlist for a while and never had incall availability so I gambled and loss it all
. I think this might be her first adultwork review but she has numerous under another name at House of Divine I think (part of why I was so keen to punt her).
Profile link:
External Link/Members OnlyI paid £220. Either rates have gone down or she hustled me for extra in the name of travel and/or parking.
Comms and Venue -Fine comms per se both text and phone calls but she continually bullshit on arrival time. Turned up almost an hour late which is insane that you're arriving at a time closer to when the punt should be ending than when it should be starting.
Venue Na/my gaff
Formalities, Looks and the Meet itself -I saw her get out of the car through my window. I'm quite a few floors up so couldn't see exactly but driver looks like an older man and he looked rough. Ironically the car was nice. She turned up very much looking like a hooker. No discretion. Ok it was summer but nah zero common sense. I managed to get her up to my floor relatively discreetly however. She left quite indiscreetly
but luckily none of my (relatively distant) neighbours noticed.
Body is fat and sloppy. I have no doubt the pics on profile are her. But from 2014 maybe
Strikes me as a has been.
Breasts are sizable but sloppy and all over the place. Bunda just fat and lacking cheeks in reality.
Her face was a let down. She has one of those squishy I take cocaine faces.
During booking did:
Some kissing I'm sure there was more on offer.
Oral without she was fairly good definitely puts in effort.
Protected sex I sampled a few positions and buss my nut.
Pretended like my phone was belling off (it was app notifications) and I had an emergency to attend to and need her to leave. I just wanted her out tbh.
She asked if she could use the shower as she has another booking to get to. I said fine. She wasn't in my bathroom for any more than 5 mins and I did hear the shower throughout and the fresh towel I gave her was used. However, when she left and I eventually went to use the toilet there was some shit in there. Unflushed. Maybe she flushed once and then forgot to flush the second (it was a few droppings). I dunno. But Criminal behaviour.
This punt was at the end of the summer. I hope enough time has elapsed so she doesn't remember who I am because obviously she potentially has record of my address.
Ratings -Face: 2 stars
Body: 1 star
Attitude: 0 stars
Service: 3 stars
Overall: 6/20. I'm putting her right at the bottom. Lateness was unprofessional and the shit is unforgivable. That aside, she's a big catfish.
Rankings to date:
POSITIVES:
1) Carol Queen of Anal 18/20
2) LittleLouisexox 18/20
3) Scarlette_Wolfe 17/20
4) student Mia x 17/20
5) Tammy_xoxo 17/20
6) Elizabeth Romanova 17/20
7) BUSTY KLARA DEVINE 17/20
8) TurkishYasemin 17/20
9) Brielle 21 17/20
10) Yours_Khloe 17/20
11) juicy_jasmine 17/20
12) Elite-Jessica 16/20
13) Sensitive_Nympho 16/20
14) Natashaxx_ 16/20
15) HarperLAX 16/20
16) lexi.babe 15/20
17) Little-Brat-Jess 15/20
18) Englishslutjessica 15/20
19) Natalia_UK 15/20
20) AaliyahMoore 15/20
21) JessicaMilfRabbit 15/20
22) Lavish Diana 15/20
23) Angel-Alvarez 15/20
24) LatinaCleoRose 14/20
25) CleoEnglish 14/20
26) Angèle 14/20
NEUTRALS:
27) Beky-Bournemouth 13/20
28) BritishJasmineUK 13/20
29) SianBabeXXX 13/20
30) WannaComeAndPlayxx 13/20
31) British Lola May 13/20
32) British Dolll Lucy 13/20
33) Vicky_28 12/20
34) lulymay1 12/20
35) Szofi Hunter 12/20
36) TheArabPixie 12/20
37) KeiraKnoxx 12/20
NEGATIVES:
38) Pigeon Mode 11/20
39) English.Ella 11/20
40) Camilly big ass 10/20
41) english_tiffany_ 7/20
42) HUNGARIAN BADDIE 6/20
43) english kendall 6/20
