My final review. While some of you have enjoyed what I've delivered these past days, that will be that. Similar to 2019 when I found Mrs Perry/Laura Axelrod 
I am departing from the game as there is soon to be a Mrs jk. Maybe it will be another divorce and comeback in 2027/28.
So yes, that's why in part I've been punting so much. Get it out my system. I like to give being a one woman man a serious go once it gets serious. I have had fun sitting on my arse during AL and getting these done
I have saved the best review til last. She will score 20/20. To be fair, the face and body ratings are a tad generous. Probably 4.5 and 4.5 in reality and rounded up. And for the body I'm sure others would deduct her more for smaller boobs. Facially her somewhat niche look won't be for everyone. But for me she scores 20/20. A perfect score albeit not quite perfect in all 4 departments if I was to really cut and trim things down and have a ratings system more close to the bone.
This was not my final punt, I just left it til last to review. My final punt was actually Tammy (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=393364.0). I am happy for that to be the one I leave the casino on. Nice TOFTT for you guys too.
Like the great Rocky Marciano I am leaving the game on 49 (reviews). There are a few others I could review to get the half century, namely my serial regulars (I have always been reluctant to review prossies who know me..when I first started out on here in 2016/17 I was too paranoid to even review British/conversational English prossies.. so I've come a long way). And also a few whose profiles are probably only temporarily deactivated (baby Ariel comes to mind). But I will pay homage to the great man, and leave things on 49.Anyway,
Profile link:
External Link/Members OnlyI paid £400 for an hour. Oral without was £50 extra. She was recommended to me by Melanie (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=393567.0)
Funnily enough, I don't think they'd click for a threesome. I don't even know if one's up for grabs anyway.
Comms and Venue -Fine comms via text.
Venue no where near as nice as her mate Melanie's was but
my ratings system does not account for comms, venue, or price. Final reminder on that one.
Formalities, Looks and the Meet itself -Pleasant. Chilled. Flirty. She's one of them women who just ooze sex appeal. The way she carries herself in her mere walk. She wore a mesh bodysuit (skimpy bikini set underneath with little left to imagination) and one of those designer flip flops Yeezy style or otherwise
. First time Yeezys haven't put me off a woman
. She is a bit Essex in voice but not particularly commoner. She does have a little sprinkle of demure and class to her, in how she carries herself beyond the sheets so to speak.
Everything as pictured. Enticing, sexual eyes which are used throughout both in and outside the sheets (plenty of eye contact when you're getting the sucky sucky). Small tattoo on face might instantly turn some off I'm aware. But to me she's v pretty. She is also skilled with makeup. Does those flicked edges from her eyes and on point when I saw her. In both punting and personals I've come across so many women who do that and fail. Whether it be asymetrical or just the wrong size for their face. Ebony seems to have her formula on point IMO.
She is quite forthcoming including on profile about her Albanian roots. I suspect the "English" half is black-white mixed race. I could be wrong and she's just half white English half Albanian
gypsy or something. But nah, I think there's more mixes going on here.
Body as pictured. Natural bunda (no more than a B for the bunda kings but it's nice) but for me very nice. Good mix of muscle and fat, plenty enough for pushin' cushion.
Boobs are small but perky. Both nipples pierced and she isn't the they made me sensitive so don't play too much with my nipples type. Uninhibited, with both mouth/tongue/teeth and hands/fingers.
Feet are perfect for my tastes. Small (4.5 UK on profile), wavy soles, and those relatively meaty toes. Good cliche white pedi in addition to more expressive manicures.
She is actually 22 as listed on profile. I know because we had a booking where name/ID was apparent.
During booking did:
Lots of kissing. As if someone maxxed out both the PSE and GFE bars. I used that sentence for someone else, I forget who now (Scarlette?). The type that will have her palm and fingers on your cheek, stroking you all over etc during the kissing.
Oral without she is a sloppy toppy queen. I dunno where she learned her tekkers from at such a young age but it's beyond impressive. The hand actions (when she does use her hand), the use of spit, the depth of mouth, attention to balls, attention to full shaft, focussing on the head only at sporadic intervals. Insane.
Oral on her she gets into it and has a pretty enough pink pussy. Slightly outie. Clit is nice and sizable. She takes fingering no issues either. She can squirt. In general she gets very wet. It's insane. Even creams a bit too, which is quite mad she can both squirt and cream.
Rimming on her, her arsehole is very pink (bleached?) and she's likewise receptive to it. Did I say she gets very loud? Small depth of thumb/fingers. Seems backdoor is the only place she has a bit of ground to achieve on within her skillset.
Sex as with her friend Mel were many many positions. Sexy, vocal moans and screams. Encouragement and dirty talk. Can take a good spanking in doggy. Likes a good choking when you're face to face. Gets into things throughout, pulling and destroying her sheets, etc. Lots of incorporating of kissing and various contacts such as hands all over your arms as if she's studying every inch of your muscles etc. She's goes further than Mel insofar she can ride like a pro (hips on point) and in doggy she throws it back good. She's got rhythm. Not for the faint hearted. You can easily blow your load. There has certainly been a round I cummed sooner than I wanted. But with her don't worry cos she'll do her best to get you hard enough with her A1 blowjob skills ASAP.
I don't think I've missed anything.
Despite my relative youth I'm a dinosaur on the technology. I've never posted a photo on here. Let me try now. Sexy halloween dress up
Hidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyRatings -Face: 5 stars
Body: 5 star
Attitude: 5 stars
Service: 5 stars
Overall: 20/20. The end.
Final 2023 rankings from those reviewed:
POSITIVES:
1) Ebony444 20/20
2) Carol Queen of Anal 18/20 (looks like she's left the country)
3) LittleLouisexox 18/20 (might no longer be prossying)
4) Scarlette_Wolfe 17/20 (impressive subslut)
5) Melaniekingxx 17/20 (could be
even better; potential of youth)
6) student Mia x 17/20 (my strongest Latina shout now that Carol has gone)
7) Tammy_xoxo 17/20
8) Elizabeth Romanova 17/20 (highest ranked Eastern European)
9) BUSTY KLARA DEVINE 17/20
10) TurkishYasemin 17/20
11) Brielle 21 17/20
12) Yours_Khloe 17/20
13)
juicy_jasmine 17/20 Has apparently lost the plot since I saw her
14) Elite-Jessica 16/20
15) Sensitive_Nympho 16/20
16) Natashaxx_ 16/20 (could be a hall of famer if she ups and expands the service levels and offerings)
17) HarperLAX 16/20 (past her prime, see her before she gets even more so)
18) lexi.babe 15/20
19) Little-Brat-Jess 15/20 (the queen of BBLs; one for the BBL lovers)
20) Englishslutjessica 15/20
21) Natalia_UK 15/20 (should be back to London imminently)
22) AaliyahMoore 15/20 (solid ebony, quite sub)
23) JessicaMilfRabbit 15/20 (solid MILF experience)
24) Lavish Diana 15/20
25) Angel-Alvarez 15/20
26) LatinaCleoRose 14/20 (my highest rank of those of origins on the Asian continent, but if that's your target demographic hit up
PetitSuraia)
27) CleoEnglish 14/20 (BBW lovers, a young English one for you)
28) Angèle 14/20 (has been)
NEUTRALS:
29) Beky-Bournemouth 13/20 (one for foot lovers)
30) BritishJasmineUK 13/20 (she is real)
31) SianBabeXXX 13/20
32) WannaComeAndPlayxx 13/20
33) British Lola May 13/20 (was far off her reputation for me)
34) British Dolll Lucy 13/20 (disappointing but sweet and young)
35) Vicky_28 12/20
36) lulymay1 12/20
37) Szofi Hunter 12/20
38) TheArabPixie 12/20
39) KeiraKnoxx 12/20
NEGATIVES:
40) Pigeon Mode 11/20 (I'm an outlier on her reviews)
41) English.Ella 11/20
42) Camilly big ass 10/20
43) english_tiffany_ 7/20 (avoid, no redeeming qualities imo, ironically the two below do have some)
44) HUNGARIAN BADDIE 6/20
45) english kendall 6/20
