Author Topic: Jerrys Back!!!!!... bigger and better than ever!  (Read 4184 times)

Jerry1972

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...but wheres Jerry been?

Jerry1972

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... stunning beauties too....

....yes, Jerrys been to the Ukraine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoa!!!! Free sex everywhere!!!!

Tjkooker

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So far up your own arse that you can even see the shite that you spout?

yorkshire123

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...but wheres Jerry been?

God knows but i would be more inclined to ask "who the fuck is Jerry"  :unknown:
Or "who the fuck cares"

cockneybstrd

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...but wheres Jerry been?

In the recording studio recording his new album with Fish working the controls when it comes to Production

Jerry - Unwashed Jakey Ramblings Vol 7


Jerry1972

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In the recording studio recording his new album with Fish working the controls when it comes to Production

Jerry - Unwashed Jakey Ramblings Vol 7

Slong as ye no mind like pal I micht yase it pal but howd ye ken wur up to vol seeven alreedy? You been spyin on me int studio like aye? bloody autograph hunters!

The title and particularly the pejorative terminology, though unintentionally inexact, shall endlessly entertain my fellow alumni from my alma mater.

Whoa! Needs a rest efter that sentence...its really taken it oot o me like aye havent written like that for aboot thirty five years an ma politics and economics papers.

Tjkooker

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Right you made your comeback. Now fuck off again

Captain Caveman

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Tell us more!

Especially about the free sex bit.

Jerry1972

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This is a serious point aye. As everyone will now be aware, or if they dont they will be very soon, I have just got back from the Ukraine. Jerry is back! Aye, really I am aye.

Many of you may have sampled the bottomless mine of delights there already aye? Many of you myself included have sampled such delights from there but in this country. Allow me to digress briefly though. I am pleased to see the nation is still joined together if slightly more loosely than before aye and I was able to return as freely as I left even though I had technically been in a war zone aye. Calm down everyone... for your reference I voted in absentia, I wasn't abandoning the nation or democracy in its time of need or my followers across the nation. Apologies to my many PMers who I have only just managed to reply to now and any that I have still to reach out to aye.

So on to the big game hunt aye? Aye! Ukrainian women are almost without exception stunning, very feminine, very humble and havent been brainwashed with liberalism and are dedicated to making sure they look exceptional for the men folk aye.

I originally went with an old friend who is looking for a bride from this part of the world. Aye, really aye! My plan was to visit the many bordellos here whilst he was examining future Mrs Smith's and then do the tourist stuff in the final week together.

The tourist stuff still isnt done but 19 Ukrainian girls have been though I wanted the 20... next time aye. They are beyond compare and its BB heaven. The very first one, Katja, with a near perfect grasp of English - which worried me a bit, needlessly it turned out, in case she was an over educated 'liberal' who was going to be a difficult beast to break in. She was stunning, tall, blonde, 18 year old size 6 impeccably turned out and with impeccable personal hygiene which I find is very important. Just before I nailed her she asked... yes ASKED!!!!!!!!!!!!, "Can we use a condom?". Brilliant my new favourite country! "Can we not?" was my response as I pushed myself inside her slippery wet cunt. Awesome. 2 hours in the bordello then booked her out to the aparthotel we were staying in for the night oh aye not like the saunas in Edinburgh this or even privateers in London. She was dripping in no time. She entered the hotel still an anal virgin and left in morning walking slightly more awkwardly. Ukraine is heaven, I swear this must be what heaven is like aye.

The other 18 were of various stunning dispositions. Some tall some short some blondes, some brunettes, three were real ravens! None older than 21. Of the 19 all but 1 could be described as a real GFE. 15 did BB, of those 6 did everything BB and only 1 was what I'd call an aggressive condom user in that everything was covered and it was all very clinical and boring from the very start.

As regards entry to EU I have travelled to many countries in the former Eastern bloc and didnt find anything worse here (war in the east apart) than say in Romania which I worked in for 9 months aye. Much of the infrastructure seems better.  Some of the main roads to the power complexes we were inspecting and validating in Romania were little more than muddy tracks. Ukraine is very flat though so perhaps less issues to lay out real roads than in more mountainous terrain aye. On that basis I see no reason why we need keep them out of EU - post cold war political promises to the old Ruskies apart of course.

Imagine the benefits to us punters if all these providers were suddenly here and they would all be here...fact... in the blink of an eye as well aye, market saturation, price decreases and with all the competition standards would be driven upwards like a skyrocket. Imagine the conversation... it would be very one sided conversation "I don't offer that"... "You don't do that? OK... Next!"

Open the borders between Ukraine and EU and soon aye.

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Anything would be an improvement on the current Romanian doination of the Edinburgh scene

Barry Shipton

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The title and particularly the pejorative terminology, though unintentionally inexact, shall endlessly entertain my fellow alumni from my alma mater.

Whoa! Needs a rest efter that sentence...its really taken it oot o me like aye havent written like that for aboot thirty five years an ma politics and economics papers.
Hard to write - Jerry that's the first thing you've written that I can understand. Is it just us English who have trouble understanding you or is it just as tough for the Scots lads?

cockneybstrd

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Hard to write - Jerry that's the first thing you've written that I can understand. Is it just us English who have trouble understanding you or is it just as tough for the Scots lads?

I imagine Jerry to be cross between small character in a Irvine Welsh Novel crossed with Rab C Nessbitt

Jerry1972

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Tell us more!

Especially about the free sex bit.

That was my old friend that was searching for his bride TBH not me. I think next trip I will be paying up to one af those agencies as well. I paid for all mine this time my post there was a bit misleading TBH. Apologies Captain Caveman aye! While I was in the bordellos he was at these meet a bride parties which I thought would end with hugs and kisses and exchanging numbers. Not a bit, he off to these 18 year old model types parents houses for meals and then the parents are trying to convince their daughters to go and stay with him in his hotel FFS!!!!  So hes getting all this free sex from all these girls who - or who's parents are desperate for them - to escape to a new life in the west.

When you break it down its quite bleak from their side. They feel things are so bad there or so good in the 'west' that they basically are flogging off their drop dead gorgeous daughters bodies in the hope of a marriage in the US/EU or increasingly India too. Great for the grooms to be though.

I like the convenience of the bordellos though without any strings. No time for that bride stuff and I always think I am no paying for the sex anyhoos, Im paying for them to fuck off afterwards.

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I write this with some reluctance, Jerry, as I dislike psoting hurtful comments about other contributors, but I have come to the conclusion that your posts aren't worth reading. Just my opinion, mind. Others may have the opposite view.

drewpeacock

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I write this with some reluctance, Jerry, as I dislike psoting hurtful comments about other contributors, but I have come to the conclusion that your posts aren't worth reading. Just my opinion, mind. Others may have the opposite view.
Have to agree, nobody gives a fuck what he says, wish he would fuck of back to where he was, he didn't learn to write like that so why do it here.

Tjkooker

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Hard to write - Jerry that's the first thing you've written that I can understand. Is it just us English who have trouble understanding you or is it just as tough for the Scots lads?

I only get as far as sentence two before I give up aye!

Jerry1972

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Hard to write - Jerry that's the first thing you've written that I can understand. Is it just us English who have trouble understanding you or is it just as tough for the Scots lads?

"...us English"? really aye? Born in London pal, formative years in Scottish borders but mother and father determined I was not speaking proper like or writing proper like aye so packed me off alone to a middling public school in Buckinghamshire that you wont have heard of and anyway I would have preferred Harrow as that would have allowed easier access to London clubs back in the day aye though might have led to prompt removal from aforesaid school. Rather boring school in perhaps the most boring county in all England but did get me into LSE and even better, London clubs, London street hookers who were brilliant in those days before everyone was injecting and addicted like aye, then on and up to the exclusive privateers of the day and all the other WGs ever since so reasonable use of my education aye and I can still think in my scottish tongue tae and usually do.

Jerry1972

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A few PMers asking if I got photos of the girls. No, never really think about getting photos of WGs aye. Maybe next time I'll hide my iPhone somewhere and make little video to share but no nothing right aye?  But everybody can go and just search for the Ukrainian bordellos, there are many and they post full pics of the actual WGs on site... opposite to images here though... they look better in flesh than their web pics. See if you can find Katja my anal virgin and only 18 FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As a rule you can asume you will see the most attractive women anywhere when you visit the Ukraine.  I am sorting out my next trip this evening aye.

God bless America and Freedom to Punt!

cockneybstrd

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"...us English"? really aye? Born in London pal, formative years in Scottish borders but mother and father determined I was not speaking proper like or writing proper like aye so packed me off alone to a middling public school in Buckinghamshire that you wont have heard of and anyway I would have preferred Harrow as that would have allowed easier access to London clubs back in the day aye though might have led to prompt removal from aforesaid school. Rather boring school in perhaps the most boring county in all England but did get me into LSE and even better, London clubs, London street hookers who were brilliant in those days before everyone was injecting and addicted like aye, then on and up to the exclusive privateers of the day and all the other WGs ever since so reasonable use of my education aye and I can still think in my scottish tongue tae and usually do.

So basically you shouldnt be called Jerry the soap dodger but Tarquin the minor public school boy..

RandyF

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Yae whit?

This sounds like some deranged teuchter fantasy Jerry.

Barebacking 20 supermodel Ukranian whores aye?

Naw son, stick tae the sauna nostalgia pish, this is cringe-a-minute stuff.

Barry Shipton

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But everybody can go and just search for the Ukrainian bordellos, there are many and they post full pics of the actual WGs on site... opposite to images here though... they look better in flesh than their web pics. See if you can find Katja my anal virgin and only 18 FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jerry as you know what she looks like and which brothel you saw her in be a lot easier if you posted links to all the girls you saw.

Why not post it in the Punting Abroad section where people are more likely to find it than on the Scottish board.

Feel free to write it in Cockney Rhyming Slang as you're a Londoner or even Ukrainian as it will make more sense - Google Translate does Ukrainian but not Teuchter!

Unless of course Randy F is correct here, Aye?
Yae whit?

This sounds like some deranged teuchter fantasy Jerry.

Barebacking 20 supermodel Ukranian whores aye?

Naw son, stick tae the sauna nostalgia pish, this is cringe-a-minute stuff.

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here4fun

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Yae whit?

This sounds like some deranged teuchter fantasy Jerry.

Barebacking 20 supermodel Ukranian whores aye?

Naw son, stick tae the sauna nostalgia pish, this is cringe-a-minute stuff.

I could not agree more with anything posted on this site!!!

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Jerrys Back!!!!!  and now banned.... no idea if temporary or permanent

Tjkooker

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I'm guessing admin thought there wasn't enough web space available for Jerrys ego to fit here