This is a serious point aye. As everyone will now be aware, or if they dont they will be very soon, I have just got back from the Ukraine. Jerry is back! Aye, really I am aye.
Many of you may have sampled the bottomless mine of delights there already aye? Many of you myself included have sampled such delights from there but in this country. Allow me to digress briefly though. I am pleased to see the nation is still joined together if slightly more loosely than before aye and I was able to return as freely as I left even though I had technically been in a war zone aye. Calm down everyone... for your reference I voted in absentia, I wasn't abandoning the nation or democracy in its time of need or my followers across the nation. Apologies to my many PMers who I have only just managed to reply to now and any that I have still to reach out to aye.
So on to the big game hunt aye? Aye! Ukrainian women are almost without exception stunning, very feminine, very humble and havent been brainwashed with liberalism and are dedicated to making sure they look exceptional for the men folk aye.
I originally went with an old friend who is looking for a bride from this part of the world. Aye, really aye! My plan was to visit the many bordellos here whilst he was examining future Mrs Smith's and then do the tourist stuff in the final week together.
The tourist stuff still isnt done but 19 Ukrainian girls have been though I wanted the 20... next time aye. They are beyond compare and its BB heaven. The very first one, Katja, with a near perfect grasp of English - which worried me a bit, needlessly it turned out, in case she was an over educated 'liberal' who was going to be a difficult beast to break in. She was stunning, tall, blonde, 18 year old size 6 impeccably turned out and with impeccable personal hygiene which I find is very important. Just before I nailed her she asked... yes ASKED!!!!!!!!!!!!, "Can we use a condom?". Brilliant my new favourite country! "Can we not?" was my response as I pushed myself inside her slippery wet cunt. Awesome. 2 hours in the bordello then booked her out to the aparthotel we were staying in for the night oh aye not like the saunas in Edinburgh this or even privateers in London. She was dripping in no time. She entered the hotel still an anal virgin and left in morning walking slightly more awkwardly. Ukraine is heaven, I swear this must be what heaven is like aye.
The other 18 were of various stunning dispositions. Some tall some short some blondes, some brunettes, three were real ravens! None older than 21. Of the 19 all but 1 could be described as a real GFE. 15 did BB, of those 6 did everything BB and only 1 was what I'd call an aggressive condom user in that everything was covered and it was all very clinical and boring from the very start.
As regards entry to EU I have travelled to many countries in the former Eastern bloc and didnt find anything worse here (war in the east apart) than say in Romania which I worked in for 9 months aye. Much of the infrastructure seems better. Some of the main roads to the power complexes we were inspecting and validating in Romania were little more than muddy tracks. Ukraine is very flat though so perhaps less issues to lay out real roads than in more mountainous terrain aye. On that basis I see no reason why we need keep them out of EU - post cold war political promises to the old Ruskies apart of course.
Imagine the benefits to us punters if all these providers were suddenly here and they would all be here...fact... in the blink of an eye as well aye, market saturation, price decreases and with all the competition standards would be driven upwards like a skyrocket. Imagine the conversation... it would be very one sided conversation "I don't offer that"... "You don't do that? OK... Next!"
Open the borders between Ukraine and EU and soon aye.
