Author Topic: Melya / michaela - Kensington first ever punt review  (Read 2205 times)

Offline Hardman123

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So a bit of an intro is require I feel. This was my first ever punt. I was a nervous wreck, had an extremely dry mouth and had absolutely no idea what I was really doing. Recently divorced. Monogamous my whole life. Never slept or even kissed any women but my ex.

So the day started with me speaking with the receptionist at an agency. she was super friendly, engaging and took her time to talk me through everything. How it all works. What I need to do. Etiquettes ect.

We continued to text and time, services, requests all secured.

I requested all the services I wanted: OWO, RO, GFE, unlimited pops and DFK.

Location: in all honestly, I don’t remember the exact location as I deleted all my messages but it was in Kensington in what I perceived to be quite a posh area. (I’m not from London) I drive to the location in advance to help me settle nerves and check the place and surroundings out. I wanted to make sure it was safe. Parking in the street available. I took a casual walk around the block a few times and could see into a room (it was the room we would meet in the end).

Easy entrance. Knocked on the door, removed my mask and was greeted by a beautiful lady. She welcomed me in with a beaming smile and a peck on the lips. Held my hand and took me into her room.

The room was nice. Smelt amazing. Clean bathroom facilities. Dimmed down. We exchanged pleasantries. She told me I was too hot to be coming to see her. (I rolled my eyes like that’s what you’re paid to say). We sat on the edge of the bed, very close, touchy feely stuff whilst I enquired about boundaries and what I would like. She was super attentive and just extremely easy to speak with.

The girl: 5ft 6 ish without heels. Super straight nice black hair. Amazing petite body with a nice tan. She has amazing enhanced breasts. So soft and nice to touch (my first pair of fake tities but I loved them). Impeccable soft skin and I have to mention again, she smelt amazing.

The action: I was nervous. In hindsight should’ve directed her a bit more from the beginning but she took the lead and was compelling. She undressed. Lay with me. Was very suggestive and encouraged touching and kissing. Started with DFK. Then OWO which was amazing. She went DT repeatedly without asking (Although not my thing). I exploded whilst she gave me a titty job and blew my first load on her boobs.

She cleaned herself and i up with wipes. Lay in bed cuddling and chatting. She went onto say how handsome and young I was and that she didn’t believe I was a first timer as I was confident and knew what I was doing. Again not sure if she was just doing what I paid for. She went super casual. We laughed and joked. She complimented my eyes and smile. She told me some personal stuff. She asked me questions. But a great convo all in all that felt authentic and genuine? But again I’m a first timer so is this what you’d expect.

Shortly again she went owo again and then we fucked with the rubber on.  Missionary. Doggy. Sitting reverse doggy. Cowgirl sitting and cowgirl on her feet. Great thrusts and amazing rhythm. I popped in missionary with lots of eye contact and with her squeezing her boobs togeather at my request. Did the same again shortly after. Second time fucking she did go all hot and sweaty whilst in cowgirl and missionary so not sure if that means she actually orgasmed but she claimed she did. I got cramp whilst fucking her in missionary with her hips raised with a pillow  (LOL) but Styled it out. Fourth pop was owo again.

She had an amazing attitude, real charisma, she made me feel like everything she said was genuine as she was very honest about my dad bod, but think she did exaggerate on how good looking I was and how big my package was and how she’d totally approach me in the club ect ect. Guess this kinda stuff is normal for them to say?

Overall loved the experience and will likely see her again after I’ve tried a few others.
Looks: 9/10 (face looks slightly different in real life)
Body: 10/10
Attitude: 10/10
Service overall: 7/10

Some of the things I didn’t like but not sure if it’s quite normal or signs of a bad service.

1. Her DFK wasn’t really that DFK. It was in small snipets and she would pull away. Me being me I explained I loved DFK and she said I love it too but it’s just hygiene as I just did OWO… towards the end (when she claimed she orgasamed she gave me some deep dfk with full on tongue)
2. She initially left the blinds slightly opened ( I could see in from the street when I did my walk past). I had to prompt for her to close
3. She was super honest and mentioned personal stuff like ethnicity. Language. Her parents. Her lifestyle choices and even her real name.
4. She was on the phone a couple of times whilst I was recharging texting on what’s app. Kinda rude but apparently was because she forgot to the text the agency I had arrived?

1.5 hours. £500 Incall

Questions for others:
1. was all the compliments and comments that I knew what I was doing, was good looking and didn’t need to see her to fuck true or should I take it with a pinch of salt? (I visited her for sex in a safe and secure manner. Cba dating  and courting a girl even though I know I could)
2. I felt like it would be rude for me to command and demand and be rough with her. She was so beautiful and kind that I wanted to love her instead of fuck her. Do I need to change my approach here?



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Offline Gentlelovemaking

Good review Hardman

As for your questions

If other women Civvy have given you similar complaints then it’s likly she’s being honest but the reality is no SP will insult you or give you negative comments to your face unless you’ve offended them.

As for your approach, you really have to know what you want like and what the SP has in her list of likes. Some like it rough others don’t. It’s really about what you want and enjoy and finding and SP that is in line with that.

Offline FiveKnuckles

nice first review.  Welcome aboard!   :thumbsup:

Offline Stevelondon

Welcome aboard.    Good review mate.

Now…….. as far as your questions go.

Love the SP for the time you’re there. Then don’t as soon as you leave.
That way…… no bloody complications mate 😂

Offline jesse4585

Great first review Hardman!

I'll give you my take on your questions, but first would like to advise you use the search function to find various threads on 'EAS' . Here's a starter for you: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=378729.0
Not saying getting feelings for a WG is always a bad thing or that it's impossible for a punter to have a good relationship with one. But it's very risky, and certainly something an inexperienced punter should be aware of.

Both the 'texting' thing & the reluctance to fully DFK are quite common, even with WG's you've clicked with and who really like you.

1) In my experience WG's are reasonably honest with their complements. Facially I'm a little below average, and I don't remember been complemented on looks / face by a WG since I turned 40 (more than 10 years ago) . Whereas I'm quite often complemented on my body - Im quite tall and do a lot of sports; body wise I'm above average.  This said - words are cheap and you're right to be a little sceptical.

2) Sounds like you're naturally dominant & would enjoy the sort of sex more, so the short answer to whether you should take charge more is 'Yes , but within reason.' Some considerations are
i) Compared to civvies, WGs tend to be more likely to have a dominant side themselves - it can be polite to let them express that side a bit, e.g. let them have go being on top.
ii) That said, WG's are women and the vast majority of women like to be led in bed (though mostly not in a hard core way). It's quite common for men to be reluctant to dominate the more beautiful lasses - and perhaps as such lasses might experience it less often, they can seem to appreciate it more.
iii) While a large majority of WGs are fine (and mostly prefer) the punter to take the lead in a low-key / benevolent way, lots would not want (and would even find it traumatic) for the punter to be too rough with them.  It's not common, but some of these lasses have had abusive experiences.  If you want anything hard core, look for the more specialist lasses.  Or with regular WGs build up slowly over multiple visits, and check verbally that they'd be ok with it before moving on to proper rough stuff.  If you click with the WG, then after a couple of visits she'll often offer her number or strongly hint she wants to see you outside of an agency booking. (This likely does not mean she sees you as anything more than a sugar daddy of course.) With some of them (esp the Ukrainians ) they might still be in UK when they're not on the agency site. If you see them during that  period they'll likely be having much less sex, and may be more up for more intense dom / sub stuff.

Offline patelprat

Personally I don't think most SPs have much incentive/need to make up compliments. I mean you have already paid, you are already there, so most things said are likely genuine.

Offline jamiekinkxxx

Great first review and glad you very first experience was so good  :thumbsup:

PS: good find, esp as she charges no extras unlike many on those sites!

« Last Edit: November 12, 2023, 10:08:06 am by jamiekinkxxx »

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Personally I don't think most SPs have much incentive/need to make up compliments. I mean you have already paid, you are already there, so most things said are likely genuine.

That's because you WANT to believe that all those fake compliments that you've had about how good looking you are / how sexy your body is, are true.   :D :lol:

Excellent first review Hardman  :hi:
« Last Edit: November 12, 2023, 10:31:16 am by PilotMan »

Offline patelprat

That's because you WANT to believe that all those fake compliments that you've had about how good looking you are / how sexy your body is, are true.   :D :lol:

Excellent first review Hardman  :hi:

How do you know they are fake? You got inside info? :lol:

I hardly ever get told I'm good looking  :D
Body compliments sometimes, yes.

I think some SPs might consider it part of the service to make a client feel good mentally, especially if they appear a little uneasy or nervous, so it can't be totally ruled out.

« Last Edit: November 12, 2023, 10:49:53 am by patelprat »

Offline Momodan38

Cheers for the review.

OP I don’t think you get what DFK means. Deep French Kissing, i.e locked lips with lots of tongue. You seem to have at best gotten LFK, Light French Kissing, even that is stretching it as it seems this only kicked in towards the end and throughout the booking she wasn’t really offering much tongue?

As for your questions in the end… Have you read her two other reviews on here? Me and another punter recieved proper DFK, no issues, no pull backs and no hesitancy, iniated by the SP herself. If she really fancied you and had genuine thoughts of perhaps seeing you for free, wouldn’t she have given you a better service as a paying customer then she did to me?

Anyway, good first review regardless :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: November 12, 2023, 02:02:56 pm by Momodan38 »

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Easy entrance. Knocked on the door, removed my mask and was greeted by a beautiful lady.

Which mask was this, please ?

Offline jesse4585

Which mask was this, please ?
Might have been his Covid mask.  I must have seen over 100 of those yesterday on way to punt Esha. Even on a regular day before all the protests, I'd typically see at least 2 or 3 per hour on public transport in central.

Not a bad idea for a risk averse younger punter to wear a Covid mask.  Folk will just think, "Aww,  chap must have a granny he really cares about" or something like that.

Offline magnetico

You mentioned that you've deleted the messages.

Don't do this, get a punting phone. Now.

Offline patelprat

Cheers for the review.

OP I don’t think you get what DFK means. Deep French Kissing, i.e locked lips with lots of tongue. You seem to have at best gotten LFK, Light French Kissing, even that is stretching it as it seems this only kicked in towards the end and throughout the booking she wasn’t really offering much tongue?

As for your questions in the end… Have you read her two other reviews on here? Me and another punter recieved proper DFK, no issues, no pull backs and no hesitancy, iniated by the SP herself. If she really fancied you and had genuine thoughts of perhaps seeing you for free, wouldn’t she have given you a better service as a paying customer then she did to me?

Anyway, good first review regardless :thumbsup:

Not necessarily.
He said he had a very dry mouth (nerves?), wore a mask before arriving, quite likely his breath may have been off as a result.

So she could still have fancied him looks wise, but dry mouth/stale breath might be a put-off for DFK. I don't believe the OWO excuse she gave. Or did she mean RO? No SP I have met has had issues giving DFK after OWO or RO (rimming may be understandable).

« Last Edit: November 12, 2023, 08:42:39 pm by patelprat »

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Hi Hardman .......... excellent review and a great choice ... well done  :thumbsup:

Offline goodguy22london

Well done on your first review! I really enjoyed reading it.

It is ok to feel certain things, also she is indeed very beautiful!!

Specifically on her comments on you, I would rather believe they are real as they don't have to do it. Hence enjoy!

For me the most important thing is to enjoy the moment and have good memories, as in life we need a lot of these...

All the best and welcome again!

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As for your questions in the end… Have you read her two other reviews on here? Me and another punter recieved proper DFK, no issues, no pull backs and no hesitancy, iniated by the SP herself. If she really fancied you and had genuine thoughts of perhaps seeing you for free, wouldn’t she have given you a better service as a paying customer then she did to me?

Anyway, good first review regardless :thumbsup:

Damn  :mad:

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Might have been his Covid mask.  I must have seen over 100 of those yesterday on way to punt Esha. Even on a regular day before all the protests, I'd typically see at least 2 or 3 per hour on public transport in central.

Not a bad idea for a risk averse younger punter to wear a Covid mask.  Folk will just think, "Aww,  chap must have a granny he really cares about" or something like that.

My good sir, i think you've cracked it. Could've been the dry mouth effect or the prickly moustache :hi:

Offline Hardman123

Well done on your first review! I really enjoyed reading it.

It is ok to feel certain things, also she is indeed very beautiful!!

Specifically on her comments on you, I would rather believe they are real as they don't have to do it. Hence enjoy!

For me the most important thing is to enjoy the moment and have good memories, as in life we need a lot of these...

All the best and welcome again!

real or not, i'll be seeing her again for sure!