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Petite Viki - Mudchute - my GOLD STANDARD for Girlfriend Experiences - with Tie and Tease

I admittedly have a soft spot for Petite Viki. I first reviewed her around a year ago (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=356934.0) and have visited her several times since.
For me, she's a top notch SP for providing mainly vanilla GFE services, easily one of the very best in terms of delivering the overall experience and genuinely making you feel like you are her real boyfriend for the hour. Her numerous positive reviews on here back this up.
She is definitely not for those who seek a PSE. However, her GFE offering is just sublime.

I recently noticed Tie and Tease on her AW preferences and asked her if we could try. She openly admitted she didn't really have much experience with this yet, but was keen to try something with me and hopefully get better at it. I was up for that!

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Services Requested: GFE with T&T/DFK/RO/OWO/DT/protected sex/cum on lips

Cost: £150 for one hour

Comms: easily over WhatsApp. I find her comms great, responsive, always sweet, polite and professional.

Location: ground floor flat in a building on a quiet street near Mudchute DLR. Very discreet and quiet, no concierge like at her previous place in South Quay. Good sized bedroom, nice big mirror against one wall, good bed. Good bathroom/shower too. She has a cat, who I may very occasionally see.
As others have also mentioned, for first time visitors she sends a video to help you to navigate from the postcode to her building, all very straightforward.

Girl: very cute and gorgeous. Romanian, super pretty, aged 30 but looks like mid-20s, petite, very slim size 4 or 6 great body, blonde hair/highlights, green eyes. Around 5'4. Nicely enhanced lips which really suit her without being over-the-top, a magnet for kissing. Perfect all-natural medium sized breasts, great round firm ass.
She has some well-placed tattoos, which I think really enhance her appeal.
She is generally very smiley and happy and is the most easy-going and friendly SP I have met so far. Very easy to converse with (speaks great English), her style puts me at ease instantly. She has the kind of personality that I feel most guys would get along with.

Meeting:
Buzzed in, she did the usual hide-behind-the-door thing, and immediately greeted me with hugs, kisses and smiles. She was wearing the shortest of blue cutoff jean shorts and the tightest strappy white vest top and looked FAF. I told her she would definitely turn all the guys' heads on the street in that outfit.
As usual, lots of playful banter between us (this continued throughout the session). She threw a few nice compliments my way, which certainly helped the ego. We groped each other in front of her large bedroom mirror for a while.
She was holding the rope for the tie and tease and was already jokingly threatening me with it.
We did the paperwork, I took a quick shower, used the provided mouthwash and came back out with just my towel to some lovely DFK to start things off. Felt up her lovely ass as we groped again in front of the large mirror.
I dropped my towel and she stripped. We moved to the bed as she tugged on my cock.
She took the rope and first bound my ankles and then wrists to the edges of the bed. She then proceeded to kiss and lick up my legs, kissed around my cock and balls, avoiding giving me OWO which she knew I wanted, and gently worked her tongue up my torso, licking most of it before licking around my nipples, but not sucking on them (she knew this would frustrate me). She brought her face close to mine, knowing I desperately wanted to DFK her, but she instead licked my neck and worked her tongue up the side of my face! This tickled a bit, but I wasn't allowed to move out of position. She brought her breasts towards my face, teasing me with them by just keeping her nipples out of reach! This continued for a while with her giggling and me frustrated!
After around 15-20 mins of this, she unbound me and immediately started with OWO. Soft (as I like it), plenty of eye contact, some great DT (she gagged on my cock). Kissed and lick my balls and up my shaft. (Her OWO has really improved compared to a year ago).
She again licked and kissed up my body, this time sucked on my nipples and came in for some very passionate DFK. I asked her to lie back as I continued with the kissing, licked out her sexy armpits, sucked on her nipples and moved down to her very clean pussy. I held one of her hands as I went to work on her clit with my tongue. She gasped and moaned as I licked and kissed it. I went a bit further south and gave her a gentle rimming too, just great.
I was ready to fuck. She rubbered me up and started on top. CG is always very tight with her, it felt good for me and we fucked like this for a while, with her gasping and moaning. We then switched to missionary, her favourite, I pounded her for a while, felt fantastic, with lots of DFK, she moved down to kiss my nipples too. Continued with her legs on my shoulders, constant eye contact. I flipped her over on the bed and fucked her prone bone. I suggested doggy in front of the mirror and her eyes lit up, so I took her over to the mirror and fucked her standing from behind with her hands up against the mirror. I got really turned on by seeing us. I know she did too. I took her back to lay near the edge of the bed, and fucked her for a while she lay and I stood, I came down to her for lots more DFK. I got back on the bed and snogged her some more. She started touching her pussy and bringing it to her mouth - she was quite wet (she invited me to check  :) ) and she thought she had cum a little. Well, now I was ready to cum, so she lay down and positioned her head on one edge of the bed, I stood with my dick directly above her head and wanked myself as she kissed my balls from below, eventually exploding onto her lips and lower face. Some spunk splashed into her hair, which made her flinch and move (I apologised), the rest landing on the sheets.
With a little of my cum hanging off her lips, I pulled her up for more DFK (I'm quite used to tasting my own cum these days).
We both quickly cleaned up and then lots of cuddling, talking, jokes, banter, just laying on the bed next to each other. And some more hugging/groping/snogging in front of her mirror. I told her I'd shower at home as I got dressed.
She kindly offered me a bottle of water for the road. With some final hugs and kisses and a firm promise from me to visit again soon, I left, a little over the hour.
As has always been the case, absolutely no rush or clock-watching from her.

Summary
In my opinion, one of the very best GFE providers out there.
Very pretty blonde girl, lovely slim body. Sexy and petite.
Fantastic natural breasts, great ass, round and tight.
Enhanced and very kissable lips.
Great personality - chilled, chatty and fun to be around.
Eager to please - all services delivered excellently.
Quite submissive.

She is fairly vanilla - no CIM, anal etc.
She has an NBA policy.

Overall: Positive

Recommend?: Yes. For a fantastic GFE from a very slim, petite, attractive blonde who loves to please, it's hard to go wrong.

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« Last Edit: September 29, 2023, 09:48:42 pm by patelprat »

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I'm quite used to tasting my own cum these days

Return?: what do you think? :)

Quality reporting

As for what i think 51 +ve's says it all, HL+1

Do you eat stuff like pineapple or drink cranberry juice when you think that another tasting session is on the cards ?  ;)

Anyone else's harry ?  :lol:

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 :D
Never been asked that before.
I do tend to drink just Coke Zero or any kind of fruit juice in the hours before.

Of course it helps that I don't do recreational drugs, smoke or drink much alcohol. I've been told my cum tastes alright. And I agree, as I've tasted it a few times myself.

« Last Edit: September 29, 2023, 11:03:33 pm by patelprat »

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Great review. She sounds like excellent VFM at £150 for an hour. I've been contemplating a visit, but the lack of CIM has me looking elsewhere.

Would she take a facial?

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Would she take a facial?

Kind of. I've done it in the past, she's happier/prefers when it's on the lower part of her face/over lips.

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Kind of. I've done it in the past, she's happier/prefers when it's on the lower part of her face/over lips.

I'll bring her a pair of swimming goggles  :crazy: .....I only wish I could always spurt like that.

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:D
Never been asked that before.
I do tend to drink just Coke Zero or any kind of fruit juice in the hours before.

Of course it helps that I don't do recreational drugs, smoke or drink much alcohol. I've been told my cum tastes alright. And I agree, as I've tasted it a few times myself.

I'm Anglo Indian,I drink beer, wine and rum by the barrel, smoke dope, do recreational drugs and have the occasional fag.

This is before and during sex.

I've cum in many girls' mouths and throats.

I've had no complaints about my cum taste.

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I'm Anglo Indian,I drink beer, wine and rum by the barrel, smoke dope, do recreational drugs and have the occasional fag.

This is before and during sex.

I've cum in many girls' mouths and throats.

I've had no complaints about my cum taste.

And it might taste even better without all that.

« Last Edit: September 30, 2023, 02:16:06 pm by patelprat »

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As I said, the girls have no complaints.

A couple ask me specifically to cum in their mouths/throat as they love the taste and texture.

Just because you don't do drinks and recreational drugs does not mean that you are better in bed, taste better or the sex is better.

The girls I'm with - my regs and SAs - partake as well. I don't have regs who are non-drinkers or non-recreational drug users.

I specifically ove feeding each other wine and vodka using mouths.

I love dipping my cock in wine before they suck my dick.

One girl lets me put wine into her pussy before I lick her out.

One girl I was fucking actually arranged for her dealer to visit halfway through the session.

The meet entered, literally, a completly different level.

I like my sex wild and dirty.

You come across here as very arrogant and judgemental.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2023, 03:47:27 pm by Crockers »

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You come across here as very arrogant and judgemental.

How do you think you come across?

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One girl I was fucking actually arranged for her dealer to visit halfway through the session.
The meet entered, literally, a completly different level.

I like my sex wild and dirty.

& spaced out it would appear [in more ways than one]
You're cranking in the reviews this year
All three of em 
:thumbsup:
I'm assuming one meet was wild, one meet dirty
Was the third wild & dirty ?
;)

PS - unless i'm mistaken promoting drug use on here is verboten

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patelprat - What a great review thank you!


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& spaced out it would appear [in more ways than one]
You're cranking in the reviews this year
All three of em 
:thumbsup:
I'm assuming one meet was wild, one meet dirty
Was the third wild & dirty ?
;)

PS - unless i'm mistaken promoting drug use on here is verboten

Have you not read my posts about regs and SA girls?

Duh.

I'm not promoting recreational drugs, just that if not illegal it's personal choice and not to be denigrated.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2023, 09:26:33 pm by Crockers »

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PatelPrat on this thread has come across as boastful, arrogant and intolerant.

If he's lije this online I dare ti think what he's like in person.

I imagine girls tolerate him then have a massive sigh of relief after he leaves the room.

He also, on other posts, comes across as a bouandry pusher.

I wouldn't have pushed this if he hadn't insisted how much better he is as he doesn't drink, smoke blah blah blah.

No he's not.

I play rugby, drink loads of beer than shag a girl the bext day.

I don't than say that I'm better at sex, and that my spunk tastes better, than people who just drink 'zero' stuff whatever that is.

He comes across as an irritating prat, indeed.





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I don't than say that I'm better at sex, and that my spunk tastes better, than people who just drink 'zero' stuff whatever that is.


Only one way to find out... bukake taste test challenge!

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PatelPrat on this thread has come across as boastful, arrogant and intolerant.

I'll ask you again, how do you think you come across?

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Have you not read my posts about regs and SA girls?

Duh.

I'm not promoting recreational drugs, just that if not illegal it's personal choice and not to be denigrated.

I do apologise somehow i must have missed these posts  :rolleyes:
Please can you post some links
Very occasionally, once in a blue moon, i find it just a tad more difficult to get to sleep
TIA

You reference on a 'completely different level'
Now which drugs would be likely to provide for this ?
Which aren't class A & therefore aren't illegal
Thus i'm thinking viagra, now who for ?
Have i referenced denigration ?

Edit:  silly me, its not viagra  :dash:
Its poppers
Enjoy  ;)

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I'm not promoting recreational drugs, just that if not illegal it's personal choice and not to be denigrated.

Which recreational drugs that you buy from a drug dealer are legal?

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Only one way to find out... bukake taste test challenge!

You've gotta think up something else
He does BTTC's when he's having wild & sexy sessions
Also very other Sunday & bank holidays

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Which recreational drugs that you buy from a drug dealer are legal?

So disappointing
@crock-of has signed out
I'm intrigued

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PatelPrat on this thread has come across as boastful, arrogant and intolerant.

If he's lije this online I dare ti think what he's like in person.

I imagine girls tolerate him then have a massive sigh of relief after he leaves the room.

He also, on other posts, comes across as a bouandry pusher.

I wouldn't have pushed this if he hadn't insisted how much better he is as he doesn't drink, smoke blah blah blah.

No he's not.

I play rugby, drink loads of beer than shag a girl the bext day.

I don't than say that I'm better at sex, and that my spunk tastes better, than people who just drink 'zero' stuff whatever that is.

He comes across as an irritating prat, indeed.

Seems you have some sort of inferiority complex and want to start an argument for the sake of it.

When did I ever say I was better than anyone? Someone asked me what I eat beforehand and I replied. Then you decided to butt in with what you get up to. Why?? And I'm boastful? Lololol

Literally the only thing I said to you up until now was "And it might taste even better without all that."

You've hijacked this thread with your rubbish. None of your pollution is relevant to this Petite Viki review. Maybe take it somewhere else?


« Last Edit: September 30, 2023, 11:29:05 pm by patelprat »

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I'm Anglo Indian,I drink beer, wine and rum by the barrel, smoke dope, do recreational drugs and have the occasional fag.
...
I've cum in many girls' mouths and throats.

Sounds like you waste the rest of your money!!  ;)    :thumbsup:

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PatelPrat on this thread has come across as boastful, arrogant and intolerant.

If he's lije this online I dare ti think what he's like in person.

I imagine girls tolerate him then have a massive sigh of relief after he leaves the room.

He also, on other posts, comes across as a bouandry pusher.

I wouldn't have pushed this if he hadn't insisted how much better he is as he doesn't drink, smoke blah blah blah.

No he's not.

I play rugby, drink loads of beer than shag a girl the bext day.

I don't than say that I'm better at sex, and that my spunk tastes better, than people who just drink 'zero' stuff whatever that is.

He comes across as an irritating prat, indeed.

That’s why they’re all talking about him on SAAFE warnings.
Banned reason: Moron who doesn't like it here.
Banned by: daviemac

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PatelPrat on this thread has come across as boastful, arrogant and intolerant.

If he's lije this online I dare ti think what he's like in person.

I imagine girls tolerate him then have a massive sigh of relief after he leaves the room.

He also, on other posts, comes across as a bouandry pusher.

I wouldn't have pushed this if he hadn't insisted how much better he is as he doesn't drink, smoke blah blah blah.

No he's not.

I play rugby, drink loads of beer than shag a girl the bext day.

I don't than say that I'm better at sex, and that my spunk tastes better, than people who just drink 'zero' stuff whatever that is.

He comes across as an irritating prat, indeed.

Everyone else seems to be ok with his review?
You seem to have a big issue with him, I’d suggest the ignore button

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Petite Viki - Mudchute - my GOLD STANDARD for Girlfriend Experiences - with Tie and Tease

I admittedly have a soft spot for Petite Viki. I first reviewed her around a year ago (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=356934.0) and have visited her several times since.
For me, she's a top notch SP for providing mainly vanilla GFE services, easily one of the very best in terms of delivering the overall experience and genuinely making you feel like you are her real boyfriend for the hour. Her numerous positive reviews on here back this up.
She is definitely not for those who seek a PSE. However, her GFE offering is just sublime.

I recently noticed Tie and Tease on her AW preferences and asked her if we could try. She openly admitted she didn't really have much experience with this yet, but was keen to try something with me and hopefully get better at it. I was up for that!

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Services Requested: GFE with T&T/DFK/RO/OWO/DT/protected sex/cum on lips

Cost: £150 for one hour

Comms: easily over WhatsApp. I find her comms great, responsive, always sweet, polite and professional.

Location: ground floor flat in a building on a quiet street near Mudchute DLR. Very discreet and quiet, no concierge like at her previous place in South Quay. Good sized bedroom, nice big mirror against one wall, good bed. Good bathroom/shower too. She has a cat, who I may very occasionally see.
As others have also mentioned, for first time visitors she sends a video to help you to navigate from the postcode to her building, all very straightforward.

Girl: very cute and gorgeous. Romanian, super pretty, aged 30 but looks like mid-20s, petite, very slim size 4 or 6 great body, blonde hair/highlights, green eyes. Around 5'4. Nicely enhanced lips which really suit her without being over-the-top, a magnet for kissing. Perfect all-natural medium sized breasts, great round firm ass.
She has some well-placed tattoos, which I think really enhance her appeal.
She is generally very smiley and happy and is the most easy-going and friendly SP I have met so far. Very easy to converse with (speaks great English), her style puts me at ease instantly. She has the kind of personality that I feel most guys would get along with.

Meeting:
Buzzed in, she did the usual hide-behind-the-door thing, and immediately greeted me with hugs, kisses and smiles. She was wearing the shortest of blue cutoff jean shorts and the tightest strappy white vest top and looked FAF. I told her she would definitely turn all the guys' heads on the street in that outfit.
As usual, lots of playful banter between us (this continued throughout the session). She threw a few nice compliments my way, which certainly helped the ego. We groped each other in front of her large bedroom mirror for a while.
She was holding the rope for the tie and tease and was already jokingly threatening me with it.
We did the paperwork, I took a quick shower, used the provided mouthwash and came back out with just my towel to some lovely DFK to start things off. Felt up her lovely ass as we groped again in front of the large mirror.
I dropped my towel and she stripped. We moved to the bed as she tugged on my cock.
She took the rope and first bound my ankles and then wrists to the edges of the bed. She then proceeded to kiss and lick up my legs, kissed around my cock and balls, avoiding giving me OWO which she knew I wanted, and gently worked her tongue up my torso, licking most of it before licking around my nipples, but not sucking on them (she knew this would frustrate me). She brought her face close to mine, knowing I desperately wanted to DFK her, but she instead licked my neck and worked her tongue up the side of my face! This tickled a bit, but I wasn't allowed to move out of position. She brought her breasts towards my face, teasing me with them by just keeping her nipples out of reach! This continued for a while with her giggling and me frustrated!
After around 15-20 mins of this, she unbound me and immediately started with OWO. Soft (as I like it), plenty of eye contact, some great DT (she gagged on my cock). Kissed and lick my balls and up my shaft. (Her OWO has really improved compared to a year ago).
She again licked and kissed up my body, this time sucked on my nipples and came in for some very passionate DFK. I asked her to lie back as I continued with the kissing, licked out her sexy armpits, sucked on her nipples and moved down to her very clean pussy. I held one of her hands as I went to work on her clit with my tongue. She gasped and moaned as I licked and kissed it. I went a bit further south and gave her a gentle rimming too, just great.
I was ready to fuck. She rubbered me up and started on top. CG is always very tight with her, it felt good for me and we fucked like this for a while, with her gasping and moaning. We then switched to missionary, her favourite, I pounded her for a while, felt fantastic, with lots of DFK, she moved down to kiss my nipples too. Continued with her legs on my shoulders, constant eye contact. I flipped her over on the bed and fucked her prone bone. I suggested doggy in front of the mirror and her eyes lit up, so I took her over to the mirror and fucked her standing from behind with her hands up against the mirror. I got really turned on by seeing us. I know she did too. I took her back to lay near the edge of the bed, and fucked her for a while she lay and I stood, I came down to her for lots more DFK. I got back on the bed and snogged her some more. She started touching her pussy and bringing it to her mouth - she was quite wet (she invited me to check  :) ) and she thought she had cum a little. Well, now I was ready to cum, so she lay down and positioned her head on one edge of the bed, I stood with my dick directly above her head and wanked myself as she kissed my balls from below, eventually exploding onto her lips and lower face. Some spunk splashed into her hair, which made her flinch and move (I apologised), the rest landing on the sheets.
With a little of my cum hanging off her lips, I pulled her up for more DFK (I'm quite used to tasting my own cum these days).
We both quickly cleaned up and then lots of cuddling, talking, jokes, banter, just laying on the bed next to each other. And some more hugging/groping/snogging in front of her mirror. I told her I'd shower at home as I got dressed.
She kindly offered me a bottle of water for the road. With some final hugs and kisses and a firm promise from me to visit again soon, I left, a little over the hour.
As has always been the case, absolutely no rush or clock-watching from her.

Summary
In my opinion, one of the very best GFE providers out there.
Very pretty blonde girl, lovely slim body. Sexy and petite.
Fantastic natural breasts, great ass, round and tight.
Enhanced and very kissable lips.
Great personality - chilled, chatty and fun to be around.
Eager to please - all services delivered excellently.
Quite submissive.

She is fairly vanilla - no CIM, anal etc.
She has an NBA policy.

Overall: Positive

Recommend?: Yes. For a fantastic GFE from a very slim, petite, attractive blonde who loves to please, it's hard to go wrong.

Return?: what do you think? :)
Thanks for the excellent review… very informative.  I love a good tie and tease session, so she’s definitely on the h/l now for when I can get to Canary Wharf at some point in time.

One question since she doesn’t have an “interview” list on her profile - any indication that she’s a smoker or smoker’s breath? Hoping not, but it’s not uncommon with Romanian SPs.

Cheers  :drinks:

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Thanks for the excellent review… very informative.  I love a good tie and tease session, so she’s definitely on the h/l now for when I can get to Canary Wharf at some point in time.

One question since she doesn’t have an “interview” list on her profile - any indication that she’s a smoker or smoker’s breath? Hoping not, but it’s not uncommon with Romanian SPs.

Cheers  :drinks:

Hi - definitely not a smoker. Not even a drinker as far as I'm aware.

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Hi - definitely not a smoker. Not even a drinker as far as I'm aware.
Perfect. Thanks again.  :hi:

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That’s why they’re all talking about him on SAAFE warnings.

Are they?

Interesting.

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Seems you have some sort of inferiority complex and want to start an argument for the sake of it.

When did I ever say I was better than anyone? Someone asked me what I eat beforehand and I replied. Then you decided to butt in with what you get up to. Why?? And I'm boastful? Lololol

Literally the only thing I said to you up until now was "And it might taste even better without all that."

You've hijacked this thread with your rubbish. None of your pollution is relevant to this Petite Viki review. Maybe take it somewhere else?

Touchy.

You keep boasting about how you're ripped, your heritage and how your body is a temple.

Don't give a flying fuck about your non-drinking, non-recreational legal drug taking lifestyle.

I play rugby to a decent standard and we drink like fishes and fuck like rams.

If I were you I would have a beer.

Start with a lager shandy.

Right, off to see a SA girl in a Central London pub before fucking each other's brains out.

I'll be on red wine, she prefers whiskey.

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Touchy.

You keep boasting about how you're ripped, your heritage and how your body is a temple.

Don't give a flying fuck about your non-drinking, non-recreational legal drug taking lifestyle.

I play rugby to a decent standard and we drink like fishes and fuck like rams.

If I were you I would have a beer.

Start with a lager shandy.

Right, off to see a SA girl in a Central London pub before fucking each other's brains out.

I'll be on red wine, she prefers whiskey.

Chill, I told you to hit the ignore button if you’re not happy with him.
Nobody wants to hear this crap, thanks.

There won’t be a 3rd warning.
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Touchy.

You keep boasting about how you're ripped, your heritage and how your body is a temple.

Don't give a flying fuck about your non-drinking, non-recreational legal drug taking lifestyle.

I play rugby to a decent standard and we drink like fishes and fuck like rams.

If I were you I would have a beer.

Start with a lager shandy.

Right, off to see a SA girl in a Central London pub before fucking each other's brains out.

I'll be on red wine, she prefers whiskey.

When have I boasted about those things? I said all that? Show me the quotes please.

Good to know you may have taken the time to read my reviews though.

« Last Edit: October 01, 2023, 06:53:19 pm by patelprat »

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Which recreational drugs that you buy from a drug dealer are legal?

@Crockers, you seemed to have overlooked responding
Thought i'd give you a polite reminder

Refer reply #17 also
'completely different level' stuff

Await your response

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Touchy.

You keep boasting about how you're ripped, your heritage and how your body is a temple.

Don't give a flying fuck about your non-drinking, non-recreational legal drug taking lifestyle.

I play rugby to a decent standard and we drink like fishes and fuck like rams.

If I were you I would have a beer.

Start with a lager shandy.

Right, off to see a SA girl in a Central London pub before fucking each other's brains out.

I'll be on red wine, she prefers whiskey.




  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Someone’s clearly jealous, grow up mate, just because your probably ugly  :lol:

Online jamiekinkxxx

@crockers  :lol: calm down, this really has got a bit silly and 100% taken away from a pretty good review

Offline Rogertiger

Maybe he's just being ironic. She drinks wine, i prefer whiskey. Hahaha. If you're not, then no one thinks you've been provoked Crockers. Look at the bandwagon.

Offline Crockers

@Crockers, you seemed to have overlooked responding
Thought i'd give you a polite reminder

Refer reply #17 also
'completely different level' stuff

Await your response


Mods have asked me to pipe down here so I will.

As a polite response to your question, 'Completely different level' can mean lots of things.

Cheerio.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2023, 08:34:34 pm by Crockers »

Offline webpunter


Mods have asked me to pipe down here so I will.

As a polite response to your question, 'Completely different level' can mean lots of things.

Cheerio.

 :thumbsup:

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Mods have asked me to pipe down here so I will.

As a polite response to your question, 'Completely different level' can mean lots of things.

Cheerio.

Appreciated thank you  :drinks: