Serena club classique Loughborough

[ashparmar2512]

Date- 9/7/23

Location - parlour in Loughborough

Price- £80 included door fee of £10. Sadly no owo or Reverse

Comms- walk in

Girl- pretty black girl. Sexy body and nice big arse. Can tell she's a gym goer.

Meeting- given a drink by the maid and serena walked in. We undressed and had pleasantries. She asked what I liked and we got on with things. She's give a very good blowjob, she has a nice and slow technique. Then I fucked her in doggy whilst we looked at each other and shared some dirty talk. Back on to a bj and being sucked/wanked off into the condom.

Great meet and very nice girl to talk to. Only negs were no owo but the bj was still very good despite being covered.


Regards

Ash

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[robnotts69]

Was reverse not available or did you just not partake? I'm assuming no kissing is offered either?

[Mutinyonthecounty]

Thanks for the great review mate. It is ages since I’ve visited this place. Possibly even pre-UKP days.

The girl you saw looks quite nice. She looks like she has a good body on her. They have some really nice looking girls on the rota who do the rounds in the east mids.

I like the look of Ashley, Ria and Isabella - although I think Isabella has had some less than average reviews on here. No doubt my old pal CoolTiger would’ve been able to locate them if he was still around, God bless his soul. A massive miss on this forum.

I also see Lexi Ryder is on the roster - although I have never seen her do a shift there. I’m surprised to see her there to be honest as it’s a bit of a trek for her. I was speaking with her the other week and she said that she would love to get back down to Directors Lodge, but it is the travelling and logistics for her. I’ve had some fun with her dating back to 2012.

I also notice that there are 2 Directors Lodge girls there - Georgia/Presley who I think has had positive reviews and Ashlee/Sienna who again has received positive reviews on here. There may be some others from Viccy House - I bet my mate Charlie Hutton would know better than me.

I’ve mainly used the apartment there. I remember many years ago - possibly 16/17 years back - I saw the female physio from a well established East Mids pro football team. I remember putting me thumb all the way up her arse whilst I gave her oral and she loved it. She was one of the fittest girls I’ve ever seen as well. I think she pissed on me as well if I remember correctly. We had some good footie chat afterwards as well. She knew her stuff. I’ve followed her career since then and she’s done quite well for herself.

In 1998 I went to the main building in town and had an amazing 2-girl session for around £70 - how times have changed. I was driving an old Triumph 2500 at the time and I remember parking it outside and thinking this is not exactly an inconspicuous car.

The only other time I went to the main place was to see a girl called Claire who tied me cock and balls up, took me down into the reception and made me wank off in front of the other girls, who were sat there having their tea.

[braman69]

The only other time I went to the main place was to see a girl called Claire who tied me cock and balls up, took me down into the reception and made me wank off in front of the other girls, who were sat there having their tea.

Fucking brilliant 

[LordGrantham]

Fucking brilliant 

I’ve been laughing solidly for a good 10 minutes with that mental image 🤣

[Dipper]

That’s my kind of woman. Plus some great reading in the replies. 

[Dipper]

I must also give a nod to C. T. 🙏🏻

[Charliehutton]

The only other time I went to the main place was to see a girl called Claire who tied me cock and balls up, took me down into the reception and made me wank off in front of the other girls, who were sat there having their tea.

Anyone walking in thinking it was the florists may have been given quite a turn, in the circumstances

[Mutinyonthecounty]

Anyone walking in thinking it was the florists may have been given quite a turn, in the circumstances

Bless you Charlie. That has made me giggle. I’d forgotten about the florists. I did actually go in there when I’d come out of CC on a previous occasion and purchased some flowers. The woman behind the counter goes ‘for your wife ?’, and then gave me a look of utter contempt.

[righthandman]

The only other time I went to the main place was to see a girl called Claire who tied me cock and balls up, took me down into the reception and made me wank off in front of the other girls, who were sat there having their tea.

I'm a relative UKP 'noob' but I already know that when I see you post I know it will be exceptional I think if the likes of you, CharlieH etc got together to write an anonymous UKP memoir it would be incredible. Is there a thread kicking about with people telling their most mental meets?

Also glad to see someone else review Serina/Serenity. If she did OWO she'd be dangerous. If she did CIM she'd be absolutely lethal.

[Mutinyonthecounty]

I'm a relative UKP 'noob' but I already know that when I see you post I know it will be exceptional I think if the likes of you, CharlieH etc got together to write an anonymous UKP memoir it would be incredible. Is there a thread kicking about with people telling their most mental meets?

Also glad to see someone else review Serina/Serenity. If she did OWO she'd be dangerous. If she did CIM she'd be absolutely lethal.

Many thanks for kind words pal. I think between, me , Dipper, Iloveoral, Charlie, Hailwood, BigRockCandy, and the legendary CoolTiger- well, we would all have a few stories to tell. Here is one of my favourite memories from 1990s punting….

I remember going to a parlour in Old Town in Swindon many years ago, it had 4 girls on and they were all free, so I got the receptionist to get them all to introduce themselves. So 1 by 1 they all came into the room and said hello and I asked them a few questions. I hadn’t paid me £12 entrance at this stage.

So after I’ve meet all the girls the receptionist comes back in and goes ‘which girl would you like to see’ ? To which  I responded, ‘none, they all look like council estate single mums. I don’t think I will bother’. You should’ve seen her face mate. It was a picture. I think she wanted to throttle me 😂

Anyway, I had to walk back through the lounge area were all of the girls were sat in all their finery. The looks of anticipation were soon wiped off their faces when the receptionist announced, ‘Another time waster girls. He’s probably going to have a wank in his car now.’ 😂 (I didn’t need to as my hotel was just around the corner). The girls weren’t half as charming as they’d been only a few minutes earlier. I exited the building to a barrage of abuse. Just goes to show, what they’re really like, the little tinkers 😂 😂

I proceeded to return to my hotel room, where I did in fact indulge in 15 minutes of vigorous masturbation

[righthandman]

I enjoyed that twist, I was expecting you to say you asked to see all four at once - but this was better

[Dipper]

As we’re on the subject of memories again…(never a bad thing  ) an odd few come straight to mind..

You’ve heard of cars on bricks, well late 90’s time down ossie road I remember shagging upon a bed on bricks. (Maybe the casters/wheels had broken ) or it just wouldn’t sit level without the bricks.

She was fit, long black hair with knee high boots/denim skirt ,rode me like a dream still wearing her boots on the bed. (Her suggestion which i agreed to) her whole attitude towards me was motherly yet she wouldn’t have been too much older than me herself. So I must’ve come across as the fairly naive youth I was at the time.

The only negative was I fingered her and the smell left on me after wasn’t great. 

I also had great fun with a few street ladies around that area. Really horny, thrilling outdoor  sex.

[Mutinyonthecounty]

Great memories eh mate ? Something to tell our grandkids about.

This is probably one of my finest moments from the 1990s…..(make sure you are not having your breakfast whilst reading)…..

In the early 1990s I went for a punt on Alfreton Road in Nottingham. It was a complete rip off and the girl didn’t even try to give me any kind of service - I gave her the money and then she came back in the room and told me to get dressed and fuck off, or she was going to fetch her security. I was relatively inexperienced back then.

Whilst she had left the room I had a shit on the dressing table and wiped me arse on the bedding. I remember it really smelling quite bad. I know it’s disgusting but it was a kind of ‘dirty protest’ against how I’d been treated and the standard of her (non-existent) service.

Furthermore, On the way out, she told me to ‘get your fucking hair sorted you cunt’ (I had short cropped bleached hair at the time). This made me even more delighted and satisfied, knowing what I’d just done. I just smiled inwardly as I left.

When I got into the rear car park, I realised with some panic that I would have to drive under the archway past the entrance door in order to get out, so I looked sharpish and got in the car, passing the doorway as the girl comes out hurling abuse at me calling me a ‘dirty fucking wanker’ and ‘cunt’.

When I was at a safe distance, I wound the window down and shouted to her to go get her security to clean up the mess. It was so funny - she was going absolutely into a raging meltdown, running towards the car in her dressing gown. The building is still there now and every time I drive past i have to smile to myself.

[Charliehutton]

I’d forgotten about the florists. I did actually go in there when I’d come out of CC on a previous occasion and purchased some flowers. The woman behind the counter goes ‘for your wife ?’, and then gave me a look of utter contempt.

Talking of the florists, on one of my first visits to CC I'd managed to manoeuvre the girl across my knee - no mean feat in itself, in such a small room - and she was responding with some delightful little squeals as I gave her backside a good, crisp spank, when Madame suddenly bellowed through the door "Can you keep the noise down in there, please, there's a florists downstairs and they'll wonder what's going on!". Which rather put me off my stroke, to say the least. The thought did cross my mind that since the place itself and the florist had both been there for at least 30 years, if they didn't know what was going on by then, they never would.

[midspunter]

There's probably a potential thread here on "businesses that do well if they are situated next to massage parlours". I remember on a visit to Director's being told that they got through a lot of mattresses and bought replacements from a shop on the same street. Being seen to buy local was one of the ways they kept the neighbours happy.

[righthandman]

Whilst she had left the room I had a shit on the dressing table and wiped me arse on the bedding.

Any time anyone ever says "the shit these girls must have seen", I will think back to this