I'm a relative UKP 'noob' but I already know that when I see you post I know it will be exceptional
I think if the likes of you, CharlieH etc got together to write an anonymous UKP memoir it would be incredible. Is there a thread kicking about with people telling their most mental meets?
Also glad to see someone else review Serina/Serenity. If she did OWO she'd be dangerous. If she did CIM she'd be absolutely lethal.
Many thanks for kind words pal. I think between, me , Dipper, Iloveoral, Charlie, Hailwood, BigRockCandy, and the legendary CoolTiger- well, we would all have a few stories to tell. Here is one of my favourite memories from 1990s punting….
I remember going to a parlour in Old Town in Swindon many years ago, it had 4 girls on and they were all free, so I got the receptionist to get them all to introduce themselves. So 1 by 1 they all came into the room and said hello and I asked them a few questions. I hadn’t paid me £12 entrance at this stage.
So after I’ve meet all the girls the receptionist comes back in and goes ‘which girl would you like to see’ ? To which I responded, ‘none, they all look like council estate single mums. I don’t think I will bother’. You should’ve seen her face mate. It was a picture. I think she wanted to throttle me 😂
Anyway, I had to walk back through the lounge area were all of the girls were sat in all their finery. The looks of anticipation were soon wiped off their faces when the receptionist announced, ‘Another time waster girls. He’s probably going to have a wank in his car now.’ 😂 (I didn’t need to as my hotel was just around the corner). The girls weren’t half as charming as they’d been only a few minutes earlier. I exited the building to a barrage of abuse. Just goes to show, what they’re really like, the little tinkers 😂 😂
I proceeded to return to my hotel room, where I did in fact indulge in 15 minutes of vigorous masturbation