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Punt was an outcall to hotel bar and suite by the river: 2 hours for 1200 plus 50 taxi. Took place over the bank holiday weekend.

Not new to The Game, but back in the Big Smoke on occasion, and looking for the best sexperiences- which for me, this particular punt provided.

Most of my punting in the past has either been done via Diva etc or HOD but on this recent jaunt I used Olina more (review to follow) and I was keen to finally see some quality British SPs

In my years lurking here I’d seen Bijoux reviewed and more recently UK Glamour Girls. I’d noticed Maxes Angels and Hamiltons probably have had their heyday so I decided to stick with the former two. Reviews of both agencies here seemed positive. If you’d ask me to describe my perfect SP it would be mid 20s, size 6, natural, peroxide blonde, delicate facial features and super tidy P&A. This IS Jess. She’s recently had new photos done. There were some old ones including selfies which were more representative but actually none of her photos do her justice. She’s a real life barbie, northern lass, easy to talk to, enjoys what she does. Reviews here are reflective of this so thanks for helping me find her- but for me I’m not sure how physically an escort gets any better. Unless you want a BBW or PAWG etc. Jess is a natural size 6 with an incredibly pretty face.

Eva is also slim and natural, but taller; and a few years older. I guess she’s in the MILF category- if so she’s exactly like you’d want your wife to age- classy, sassy and a lot of fun. Very pretty. She’s originally from Aus and there were some definite Kylie vibes for me, which I told her. She has a great body. All natural. She’s probably in her 30s but could pass for late 20s. Whilst for me Jess was the jaw dropper- this MFF wouldn’t have worked so well if it had been two Jess types- even though Jess types are hard to find in this Game. Eva was the life and soul of our little party. She’s chatty, sassy and full of sexual energy. If Jess is borderline subby, Eva is borderline dom… So Yin and Yang which I think you need for a great threesome. A blonde and a brunette. One a little older. One a little quieter. And so on.

I can be fun- but in a somewhat uncouth way. For a punt like this I needed the SPs to put in most of the work- on and off the bed. And they did. Comma were excellent with Bijoux. I’d tried to see Jessica via UKGG during the week but she clearly thought I was a timewaster (agency Boss) so I was told Jess was on her period  :timeout:

I’d actually asked for a different duo but when Jess was suggested I jumped at the chance. Eva came highly recommended and Vicky at Bijoux was totally honest about her. I said I normally go for mid 20s and slim. She said Eva body perfect for you but a tiny bit older, I said that’s fine and I’m glad I went with the recommendation. I think Eva has one review here and it’s a positive.

I met them early evening and being a new customer agency wanted to make sure I was legit, which they did over course of day. I was kept updated on the girls’ arrival. I met them from their Uber and we had cocktails in the bar. I had asked Vicky at Bijoux for them to turn up as if they were off for a night out and that’s exactly what they did. Heads turned! I never get dressed up but I’m presentable and ready for fucking; I’m getting older but still not that old. I guess the hotel staff and some of the patrons of the bar would have had suspicions of what was going on. But as I say the ladies played their parts to perfection. We chatted naturally, devoured a couple of drinks; and there was 0 awkwardness. It COULD all have been real! Swiftly on to the main event…

Back in the suite, I had the tunes on and another bottle of fizz ready. Some initial flirting and petting in the lounge then on to the main event. Clothes started to come off and of course the lingerie was impeccable.

This was a very believable threesome. The girls wanted to get off, we’re enjoying themselves and were into each other. We made use of the nice big bed and the space. Girls looked and smelled amazing. They were conscious of getting me off but were also into the party vibe and each other. At one point Eva whipped out her vibrator and started going for it whilst Jess and I were fucking. OWO was great from both of them, and they worked together on it. They both have incredibly tidy P&As and it was a pleasure to have them taking turns to sit on my face. I’m a one pop guy and the pop came right on the two hours. Neither was in a rush to get off (either during the punt or after!)

This was the type of threesome I’d wanted to do for years and finally it clicked into place. Yes I was somewhat cuntstruck over how for Jess is but also Eva needed to be there and I got on equally well with both. I’d happily see both in solo or MFF again. I think when u have noobs with a translator app on Diva for the same prices- booking these two is a no brainer!

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Have to say I think you'll find quite a few treat this review as an advert, especially as you sign off with an x, something women tend to do far more than blokes who are communicating with other blokes.

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Yes I’m aware of what most of you think Mr Mod but I think I’m also quite well known. I’ve lurked here for years. People will know me. I’ve paid my subs but if you all don’t want me around I’ll go back to that other site u all hate! Also I think the offence at an X is odd when there’s a whole section for trans reviews lol
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Yes I’m aware of what most of you think Mr Mod but I think I’m also quite well known. I’ve lurked here for years. People will know me. I’ve paid my subs but if you all don’t want me around I’ll go back to that other site u all hate! Also I think the offence at an X is odd when there’s a whole section for trans reviews lol

I've never heard of you. Whats the name of the site we all hate?x

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I wish that I had dreams like this! I think that a warning flag is the dissing of the other agencies.

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Lol here we go

Oh well let’s see if my bitcoin or your groupthink matters more to the site owners!

I’m the one and only modelfucker

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Lol here we go

Oh well let’s see if my bitcoin or your groupthink matters more to the site owners!

I’m the one and only modelfucker

 :hi:

I'm intrigued, I've literally never heard of you.

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I've never heard of you. Whats the name of the site we all hate?x

If this is the ModelFucker from the 'other site' then he has many a review there from a very quick google search using that handle and just adding escort reviews

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I'm intrigued, I've literally never heard of you.

No need to be intrigued, he’s talking bollocks.

Registered less than a year, 4 posts and a suspicious review, all of them today, but claims to have built up a reputation by lurking for years. No login, no posting, no reviews.

Of course we all know him.

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Lol here we go

Oh well let’s see if my bitcoin or your groupthink matters more to the site owners!

I’m the one and only modelfucker

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Are we supposed to have heard of you, sounds like you're a legend in your own imagination.   :wacko:

If you think the fact you have paid to join will get you any special treatment you are sadly mistaken. The most important thing to the site owner is the integrity of the site and with the sort of attitude you are showing you won't be here very long.

You say you've lurked here for years so you should know what to expect when you post something that reads like a blatant advert.

BTW you mentioned 'offence' at the x, not me I just said it makes it look like a woman posting.

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That’s fine then if they boot out experienced punters after one post then they’ll get u lot paying in future I guess! My one and only UKP review lol. Off to munternet I go!
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If this is the ModelFucker from the 'other site' then he has many a review there from a very quick google search using that handle and just adding escort reviews
If it's the same person and not someone using the same nic to ride on his 'reputation', in any case it's over 2 years since he posted a review on there.

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That’s fine then if they boot out experienced punters after one post then they’ll get u lot paying in future I guess! My one and only UKP review lol. Off to munternet I go!
You are the one who has come on here claiming to be some well known punter, posted what looks very much like an advert, then stating that you will get special treatment because you have paid. Nobody has said you are going to be booted off the site, you have just been made aware that it is a possibility.

If you have lurked here for years then you will have read enough reviews to know the general format, but if you want to spit your dummy out that's up to you.

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Modelfucker, Flatearther and a few more accounts from memory. Banned on on a few occassions for trolling and being a general knob. Didn't you pride yourself on going through the whole Hod rota at one stage after seeing all three girls in numerous trio bookings? Threw his toys out the pram on Twitter once because he failed to confirm his booking on the day and lost his slot. Thought he was above everyone else as he spunked so much money there. Probably lurking on numerous accounts already. Or should I say prolly, as you were prone to using the phrase regularly.
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Bit of a windbag and loser then.

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Oh dear, your first review on here has not gone down too well.

I wouldn't normally have read your review as I don't use agency girls, but I saw you commented (whinged) on another virgins reviewers thread

This review does sound like an advertorial - jus sayin  :unknown:

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Oh dear, your first review on here has not gone down too well.

I wouldn't normally have read your review as I don't use agency girls, but I saw you commented (whinged) on another virgins reviewers thread

This review does sound like an advertorial - jus sayin  :unknown:

It’s fine man I’ve been around long enough to know exactly what UKP is and isn’t and I’d say it’s less about me and more about most of you. I’ve lurked here since the YLF days. I styled myself in his image! And possibly exceeded it. Of course he’s not Jack Saint ;-) But yeh I’ll leave u all to your little groupthink. I’ve got some good info off this site over the years and was happy to contribute. I was positive about HOD when this site hated it. I was positive about the Russian agencies when they were hated here circa 2017. What can I say… Happy to give something back or not. But I’m not going to become one of the Plebs in the process. Sorry. YLF and crazy Tarzan both banned. I guess only the good die young! ModelFucker out!
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I tried to ring this agency, gave up no answer or text back.
Will try online. I cant be bothered to ring. Prefer text messages etc

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It's weird that you announced yourself with such gusto that's all, but seem to have a pretty negative view of the site. Surely information given is waaaaaaaay more important than individuals who attempt to big up their own profile. All that seems to do is piss other members off.

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I tried to ring this agency, gave up no answer or text back.
Will try online. I cant be bothered to ring. Prefer text messages etc

I arranged it just before Easter weekend. They closed fully for Easter and I still think they’re only half open as I think the owner is away cos I got a reply from someone else when I tried to arrange another meet. It’s the same phone number too. I was a new customer. I just made one phone call then it was all texts. Jess is on UKGG but Eva isn’t. I think UKGG fine too just they thought I was a Pleb. I just thought it was funny they told me Jess was on period when two days later she was sitting on my face. Also if you say period rather than unwell etc it’s basically saying don’t try and book her again. Am sure they get a lot of timewasters and it was only an incall solo I was trying to do with Jess via UKGG so this was better. If I couldn’t get though to Bijoux for Jess I’d try UKGG again
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It's weird that you announced yourself with such gusto that's all, but seem to have a pretty negative view of the site. Surely information given is waaaaaaaay more important than individuals who attempt to big up their own profile. All that seems to do is piss other members off.

It’s weird u don’t know me but call me a ‘loser’

Would you do that if I was stood in front of you irl?

Or if you saw my resume- punting or academic

?

I signed my punting name with a X and got called out for being an SP/female… I also got called out for being a tout… I hence explained why I had made my longstanding punting name clear. Because I know positive reviews for high end punting from supposed noob punters ALWAYS get called out. I’ve punted thousands of girls and done hundreds of duos and this meet was up there. Probs top duo and top 5 all time punts. At 300 ph per girl I think I’m sharing some valuable info here.

It was then confirmed who I am

So which am I?

Non-male

Non-binary

Tout

Loser

Faker

Noob

Tosser

All of the above?

 :cool:
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It’s weird u don’t know me but call me a ‘loser’

Would you do that if I was stood in front of you irl?

Or if you saw my resume?

I signed my punting name with a X and got called out for being an SP/female… I also got called out for being a tout… I hence explained why I had made my longstanding punting name clear. Because I know positive reviews for high end punting from supposed moon punters ALWAYS get called out. I’ve punted thousands of girls and done hundreds of duos and this meet was up there. Probs top duo and top 5 all time punts. At 300 ph per girl I think I’m sharing some valuable info here.

It was then confirmed who I am

So which am I?

Non-male

Non-binary

Tout

Loser

Faker

Noob

Tosser

All of the above?

 :cool:

My humble apologies for calling you a loser, you're clearly nothing of the like and winning in all things punting.

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Modelfucker, Flatearther and a few more accounts from memory. Banned on on a few occassions for trolling and being a general knob. Didn't you pride yourself on going through the whole Hod rota at one stage after seeing all three girls in numerous trio bookings? Threw his toys out the pram on Twitter once because he failed to confirm his booking on the day and lost his slot. Thought he was above everyone else as he spunked so much money there. Probably lurking on numerous accounts already. Or should I say prolly, as you were prone to using the phrase regularly.

Lol the HOD girls’ ‘friend’. If you remember you were kissing my ass in dms back in the day. Now u take every opportunity to slag me off lol. Haters gonna hate. Say hi to Ella for me when you’re next out for drinks with her. And they say I’m the tout lol!
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I am now blown away by you punting magnificence and superior intellect. I look forward to you detailing more of your magnificence forthwith.

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Lol the HOD girls’ ‘friend’. If you remember you were kissing my ass in dms back in the day. Now u take every opportunity to slag me off lol. Haters gonna hate. Say hi to Ella for me when you’re next out for drinks with her. And they say I’m the tout lol!

I've never had the need to slag you off or kiss your arse. You're funny at times and mildly irritating at worst.

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I've never had the need to slag you off or kiss your arse. You're funny at times and mildly irritating at worst.

Prolly



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So which am I?

Non-male

Non-binary

Tout

Loser

Faker

Noob

Tosser

All of the above?

 :cool:

:hi:

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:hi:

Lol- make sure you keep ‘helping’ the forum. Very professional you all are  :lol:

I’ve paid in bitcoin to come and get abused by you all whilst telling u about the best punting currently on offer in London

Spoiler alert- keep abusing noobs and we won’t be paying for this site for you over the years- you’ll be paying

If mods and ‘forum helpers’ behave as above your new site ownership will make some business decisions!

Ps if I’m a tout for Bijoux I challenge u to find a separate review from ModelFucker for Bijoux. This meeting will be reviewed on all of your fav punting site in due course but I’ve never used Bijoux before this meet and never seen or reviewed either girl before this meet
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Lol- make sure you keep ‘helping’ the forum. Very professional you all are  :lol:

I’ve paid in bitcoin to come and get abused by you all whilst telling u about the best punting currently on offer in London

Spoiler alert- keep abusing noobs and we won’t be paying for this site for you over the years- you’ll be paying

If mods and ‘forum helpers’ behave as above your new site ownership will make some business decisions!

Ps if I’m a tout for Bijoux I challenge u to find a separate review from ModelFucker for Bijoux. This meeting will be reviewed on all of your fav punting site in due course but I’ve never used Bijoux before this meet and never seen or reviewed either girl before this meet

This is far from the best punting in London, its two solid mid-range sp's.

No one here, you, nor I or anyone on this site is nearly a top level punter, there's levels to this shit and were all way off.

There's guys picking up famous model hookers for 5 figure sums, flying around on their private jets for a couple of hours before landing and she goes on her way.

I feel you may have some useful contributions if you stick around, but you're alienating yourself.

You may not agree with everything the mods do, but most members here, including myself have a lot of respect for their work. The fact you say this is the better resource shows they're doing a good job.

Appreciate the review but why the need to constantly be on the attack?

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I’ve punted from 70 to 1000ph and I’ve punted around 3000 escorts and done around 500 duos and trios

*mic drop*

I agree quality, value and ‘best’ is totally subjective. All I’m saying is out of thousands of punts and hundreds of duos this is up there. And yes they’re 300 ph

That’s the point I’m making!
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Loving this thread.  What a clown.

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Loving this thread.  What a clown.
Yes all your ‘friends’ here will come to your aid and make you feel special  :rose:
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I’ve punted from 70 to 1000ph and I’ve punted around 3000 escorts and done around 500 duos and trios

*mic drop*

I agree quality, value and ‘best’ is totally subjective. All I’m saying is out of thousands of punts and hundreds of duos this is up there. And yes they’re 300 ph

That’s the point I’m making!

You know what fair enough taking pride in your punting exploits, I kinda do the same but wouldn't say so openly, different personalities I guess.

3,000 is a lot if accurate but UTC girls are top end, and by the sounds of it you've not really gone there at £1,000ph, you'd be triple that. Just come down to earth man, no disrespect

Anyway hope you stick around as its good to have another punter that goes after model types without price considerations.. but try and chill out and just ignore people/comments you don't get on with and show respect to helpers and mods even if you have to humble yourself


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You know what fair enough taking pride in your punting exploits, I kinda do the same but wouldn't say so openly, different personalities I guess.

3,000 is a lot if accurate but UTC girls are top end, and by the sounds of it you've not really gone there at £1,000ph, you'd be triple that. Just come down to earth man, no disrespect

Anyway man hope you stick around as its good to have another punter that goes after model types without price considerations.. but try and chill out and just ignore people/comments you don't get on with and show respect to helpers and mods even if you have to humble yourself

I can absolutely assure paying more than 500ph is pointless. The fittest I have ever punted was at MKE for 130ph

If you see a review above 500ph move along

10/10 stunners galore under 500ph

I see some reviews for black label which I’ve used in the past and they are legit but their girls are no better than the above two and you’ll be paying double versus the above or versus Diva et al

For example Kunala at Diva of the current  crop. She’s been in the Uk for 10 days. Never punted before. She’s early 20s. 10/10 fit and 250 ph. When I was here in 2017 anyone posting for over 300ph would get destroyed. Now u guys tolerate 1000ph reviews. Only billionaires should be punting over 500ph. The quality is all in the sub 500ph range  :hi:
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I can absolutely assure paying more than 500ph is pointless. The fittest I have ever punted was at MKE for 130ph

If you see a review above 500ph move along

10/10 stunners galore under 500ph

I see some reviews for black label which I’ve used in the past and they are legit but their girls are no better than the above two and you’ll be paying double

For example Kunala at Diva of the current  crop. She’s been in the Uk for 10 days. Never punted before. She’s early 20s. 10/10 fit and 250 ph. When I was here in 2017 anyone posting for over 300ph would get destroyed. Now u guys tolerate 1000ph reviews. Only billionaires should be punting over 500ph. The quality is all in the sub 500ph range  :hi:

You literally wrote on the other review, show respect to people who punt differently to you, that includes price shaming, which based on your response there you shouldn't tolerate.

There is jaw dropping quality mainly utc (not Black Label) well over £500 not available for less, I guess we disagree on that point and don't need to drag it out.

Anyway hope some of the above I said is useful and you pick your battles wisely




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Sorry it doesn’t get any better than this

Only thing if she was a bit taller then catwalk model

I saw a catwalk model type at MKE for 130/hr but I prefer Jess

Not sure why you’re arguing with me your Jess review reads as good as your silly price ones lol

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Sorry it doesn’t get any better than this

Only thing if she was a bit taller then catwalk model

I saw a catwalk model type at MKE for 130/hr but I prefer Jess

Not sure why you’re arguing with me your Jess review reads as good as your silly price ones lol

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Just scrolled through your 40 posts today - the majority are combative and antagonistic. Sure I get you feel provoked(I called you a windbag and loser) but for your first day on UKP surely it makes sense to be a bit more conciliatory in tone.
I welcome someone with your experience to UKP although I don't understand the desire to impress yourself on the forum in the manner you are currently doing.

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Just scrolled through your 40 posts today - the majority are combative and antagonistic. Sure I get you feel provoked(I called you a windbag and loser) but for your first day on UKP surely it makes sense to be a bit more conciliatory in tone.
I welcome someone with your experience to UKP although I don't understand the desire to impress yourself on the forum in the manner you are currently doing.
Scroll up and tell me honestly I started it
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Bijoux is an awful scummy agency

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Scroll up and tell me honestly I started it

Truthfully I had no problem with your review but I found the sign off weird (name and X). Its a small thing but your responses to the mod came across as defensive and then the justifying of your punting record and name on the other site etc. From there it's obviously snowballed to where UKP members are having a go and you're having a dig back. On top of that you're steaming in with strong opinions which although come from years of experience, you're still on Day 1 as a UKP member.
Personally I'd suck it up a bit and contribute in a positive manner for a while before acting all Bertie big Bollocks. But thats just my opinion.

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Truthfully I had no problem with your review but I found the sign off weird (name and X). Its a small thing but your responses to the mod came across as defensive and then the justifying of your punting record and name on the other site etc. From there it's obviously snowballed to where UKP members are having a go and you're having a dig back. On top of that you're steaming in with strong opinions which although come from years of experience, you're still on Day 1 as a UKP member.
Personally I'd suck it up a bit and contribute in a positive manner for a while before acting all Bertie big Bollocks. But thats just my opinion.

Ok I started it and you were perfectly justified calling me a loser. I can tell you categorically you wouldn’t say that to my face  :hi:
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Bijoux is an awful scummy agency
Not in my experience but my experience is 1 booking
I’m pleased they sorted this for me when GG couldn’t
But I agree I need a larger sample size
I think AW is awful
Opinions <——> arseholes
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Offline Cheshuk

Sorry it doesn’t get any better than this

Only thing if she was a bit taller then catwalk model

I saw a catwalk model type at MKE for 130/hr but I prefer Jess

Not sure why you’re arguing with me your Jess review reads as good as your silly price ones lol

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Jess is fit & a lovely girl who I plan to revisit, my point is neither you, nor I or anyone here are nearly punting at the highest level.

You've possibly amassed a lot of valuable experience over the years and can be a valuable member.

I'm saying as one member to another try and make friends, take criticism, respect mods/helpers, ignore trolls and chat about punting.. I think you'll enjoy your experience as member more that way

Happy Punting!

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Ok I started it and you were perfectly justified calling me a loser. I can tell you categorically you wouldn’t say that to my face  :hi:

Thats just a pointless remark. I don't care who you are in the same way I don't care who any UKP members are. You've got kickback from members like myself because of the tone of your posts. It's not like this has come out of nowhere, you acted like a big noise and people like myself reacted. I admit calling you a windbag and loser was childish but the reality is your behaviour has provoked reaction.

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Jess is fit & a lovely girl who I plan to revisit, my point is neither you, nor I or anyone here are nearly punting at the highest level.

You've possibly amassed a lot of valuable experience over the years and can be a valuable member.

I'm saying as one member to another try and make friends, take criticism, respect mods/helpers, ignore trolls and chat about punting.. I think you'll enjoy your experience as member more that way

Happy Punting!

You’re where I was 5 years ago. Save your money and punt at 500 and below. Get a(nother) Lambo! Lol. The fun is finding the diamonds in the rough before everyone else!
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Thats just a pointless remark. I don't care who you are in the same way I don't care who any UKP members are. You've got kickback from members like myself because of the tone of your posts. It's not like this has come out of nowhere, you acted like a big noise and people like myself reacted. I admit calling you a windbag and loser was childish but the reality is your behaviour has provoked reaction.
Ok keyboard groupthink warrior.
If you know you know…
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You’re where I was 5 years ago. Save your money and punt at 500 and below. Get a(nother) Lambo! Lol. The fun is finding the diamonds in the rough before everyone else!

Never going to happen, I only plan on moving up in this game. You've found the level that gives you the most satisfaction and I'm happy for you, I've not yet but unfortunately for my wallet it's not at £500.

Seriously the main point of our dialogue was to say chill out and humble yourself when necessary, i'm not sure if it's all gone over your head. Hopefully it hasn't and you'll settle in

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Never going to happen, I only plan on moving up in this game. You've found the level that gives you the most satisfaction and I'm happy for you, I've not yet but unfortunately for my wallet it's not at £500.

Seriously the main point of our dialogue was to say chill out and humble yourself when necessary, i'm not sure if it's all gone over your head. Hopefully it hasn't and you'll settle in
Point is I’ve done more of this than u and for longer
So time will tell
You’re also presuming you’re more experienced than me in life
You’re not
If they ban me they ban me and I won’t pay my crypto next year
So I’m sure for high rollers like you you’ll all stump up no probs
For me I’ve done all there is to do, so whatever
Im just having fun
Go to HOD, pay 130 quid and fuck Bambis arse and chill tf out lol
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Sorry forgot the best bit if she really likes you Jess will squirt all over u  :kiss:

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