Greetings UKP
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyPunt was an outcall to hotel bar and suite by the river: 2 hours for 1200 plus 50 taxi. Took place over the bank holiday weekend.
Not new to The Game, but back in the Big Smoke on occasion, and looking for the best sexperiences- which for me, this particular punt provided.
Most of my punting in the past has either been done via Diva etc or HOD but on this recent jaunt I used Olina more (review to follow) and I was keen to finally see some quality British SPs
In my years lurking here I’d seen Bijoux reviewed and more recently UK Glamour Girls. I’d noticed Maxes Angels and Hamiltons probably have had their heyday so I decided to stick with the former two. Reviews of both agencies here seemed positive. If you’d ask me to describe my perfect SP it would be mid 20s, size 6, natural, peroxide blonde, delicate facial features and super tidy P&A. This IS Jess. She’s recently had new photos done. There were some old ones including selfies which were more representative but actually none of her photos do her justice. She’s a real life barbie, northern lass, easy to talk to, enjoys what she does. Reviews here are reflective of this so thanks for helping me find her- but for me I’m not sure how physically an escort gets any better. Unless you want a BBW or PAWG etc. Jess is a natural size 6 with an incredibly pretty face.
Eva is also slim and natural, but taller; and a few years older. I guess she’s in the MILF category- if so she’s exactly like you’d want your wife to age- classy, sassy and a lot of fun. Very pretty. She’s originally from Aus and there were some definite Kylie vibes for me, which I told her. She has a great body. All natural. She’s probably in her 30s but could pass for late 20s. Whilst for me Jess was the jaw dropper- this MFF wouldn’t have worked so well if it had been two Jess types- even though Jess types are hard to find in this Game. Eva was the life and soul of our little party. She’s chatty, sassy and full of sexual energy. If Jess is borderline subby, Eva is borderline dom… So Yin and Yang which I think you need for a great threesome. A blonde and a brunette. One a little older. One a little quieter. And so on.
I can be fun- but in a somewhat uncouth way. For a punt like this I needed the SPs to put in most of the work- on and off the bed. And they did. Comma were excellent with Bijoux. I’d tried to see Jessica via UKGG during the week but she clearly thought I was a timewaster (agency Boss) so I was told Jess was on her period

I’d actually asked for a different duo but when Jess was suggested I jumped at the chance. Eva came highly recommended and Vicky at Bijoux was totally honest about her. I said I normally go for mid 20s and slim. She said Eva body perfect for you but a tiny bit older, I said that’s fine and I’m glad I went with the recommendation. I think Eva has one review here and it’s a positive.
I met them early evening and being a new customer agency wanted to make sure I was legit, which they did over course of day. I was kept updated on the girls’ arrival. I met them from their Uber and we had cocktails in the bar. I had asked Vicky at Bijoux for them to turn up as if they were off for a night out and that’s exactly what they did. Heads turned! I never get dressed up but I’m presentable and ready for fucking; I’m getting older but still not that old. I guess the hotel staff and some of the patrons of the bar would have had suspicions of what was going on. But as I say the ladies played their parts to perfection. We chatted naturally, devoured a couple of drinks; and there was 0 awkwardness. It COULD all have been real! Swiftly on to the main event…
Back in the suite, I had the tunes on and another bottle of fizz ready. Some initial flirting and petting in the lounge then on to the main event. Clothes started to come off and of course the lingerie was impeccable.
This was a very believable threesome. The girls wanted to get off, we’re enjoying themselves and were into each other. We made use of the nice big bed and the space. Girls looked and smelled amazing. They were conscious of getting me off but were also into the party vibe and each other. At one point Eva whipped out her vibrator and started going for it whilst Jess and I were fucking. OWO was great from both of them, and they worked together on it. They both have incredibly tidy P&As and it was a pleasure to have them taking turns to sit on my face. I’m a one pop guy and the pop came right on the two hours. Neither was in a rush to get off (either during the punt or after!)
This was the type of threesome I’d wanted to do for years and finally it clicked into place. Yes I was somewhat cuntstruck over how for Jess is but also Eva needed to be there and I got on equally well with both. I’d happily see both in solo or MFF again. I think when u have noobs with a translator app on Diva for the same prices- booking these two is a no brainer!
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