This parlour was good at one time and I very, very rarely visit the place nowadays. Apart from the odd punt once in a very blue moon. I doubt I will ever visit this place again. Don’t ever trust any parlour which charges you the full basic amount prior to the actual punt. It’s set up that way so the “sex slave” as described by the receptionist at this place can, if she feels like it, basically rip you off and take the piss once in the room and I’ve reached the end of my fuckin tether with it now. It’s full of EE rip off merchants and the English girls now provide a service to their piss take standard and the people who run these places are laughing at the poor bastards who walk out feeling utterly dejected.
So, I last saw this so called “sex slave” about 2 years ago, and she was friendly and obliging but slightly mechanical. I didn’t mind that as I got the impression she was new to the scene. I won’t go into too much detail but it was a positive. Not great, hence I didn’t return but never the less it was a decent punt. Fast forward about 2 years and she has transformed into a piss taking rip off merchant.
I walk in and see who’s available. Felt like just walking but stupidly I didn’t. What a mistake. I hand over the Sovs and get brought into the room. Melissa enters and starts directing me to lay on the bed. I then tell her I’d like to do some RO in her first. She says “too many men have been licking me”. Im literally the first punter in the door. So she’s basically cancelled that off the list. She starts to give me OW, I tell her I want OWO. So she leaves the room to get more condoms after agreeing to do owo. Bear in mind I’ve been told she does b to z before handing over cash. She comes back in and the proceeds to put another condom on me even though we agreed to owo. “I’ve got a tooth infection, look can you see it?” No, not really. So why was t I told this before I booked you? By this point I’d had enough. I started to get dressed whilst she haggled with me to stay and get wanked on the bed. No thanks. I’ve had enough of this.
Into the reception and I ask for half my money back. Told her I was lied to before booking. She then explains that she’s not allowed to give anyone any money back. I told her I was lied to about the services. She tells me the girl complained of poor hygiene. That old chestnut. I took a shower before she entered the room so that blows that out if the water even if it was true which it wasn’t. She picks phone up and says she’s phoning the owner. So I sat down and said okay then, get him. “Oh, he’s not answering”. Yeah I fuckin bet he’s not. Anyway I ended up walking because I can’t be arsed with the consequences of what I might do. As I’m leaving the girl sees me out. She denies telling receptionist I had bad hygiene, proving that she lied to me again.
Long story short, don’t visit this place unless you want to be ripped off. I’m going to start spending my spare money on myself rather than throw it away at these theives and con merchants.
