Should I leave punting and start an affair?

[Brompton]

There’s a weird sense of humour on this site 

Wouldn’t mind but the OP posted last night & maybe we will never ‘see’ him again, in the meantime the thread has moved on to the merits of corned beef sarnies 

[webpunter]

OP you do realise that you have to have an OH to have an affair ?

A busy 2023 for you awaits
Punting
Affair(s)
& not forgetting reviewing them all on here

Its bath time soon, then hot chocolate & a story before sleeps

Edit:  Ooooooh, nearly forgot:  off you fuck

[webpunter]

What's weird & why angry ?  It is allowed to have a laarf, isnt it ?

I haven't had corned beef for donkeys, onto the shopping list it goes 

Anyone for spam

There’s a weird sense of humour on this site 

Wouldn’t mind but the OP posted last night & maybe we will never ‘see’ him again, in the meantime the thread has moved on to the merits of corned beef sarnies 

[Brompton]

What's weird & why angry ?  It is allowed to have a laarf, isnt it ?

I haven't had corned beef for donkeys, onto the shopping list it goes 

Anyone for spam

Tongue in cheek on my part….as the Bishop said to the actress   

Spam….now you’re talking, spam fritters 

[contentguy]

OP you do realise that you have to have an OH to have an affair ?

A busy 2023 for you awaits
Punting
Affair(s)
& not forgetting reviewing them all on here

Its bath time soon, then hot chocolate & a story before sleeps

Edit:  Ooooooh, nearly forgot:  off you fuck

Shame the OP didn’t say more, you could’ve given him one of your spades!

What fecks me off is the OP’s now got 3 likes and that’s the same as me 

Going to take some getting over that!

[PilotMan]

Should I leave punting the scouts and have an affair with a hot european girl I used to work with a play with my sisters dolls?

Why don't you invite the girl over to yours, invite us all round as well, and we'll take a vote.

Can you tell your Mum to make sure she's got Branston for my corn beef sandwich.

[mr.bluesky]

What side do we butter our toast on 

The side that always falls butter side down when you drop it from it on the floor 

[Punterperson1971]

Why don't you invite the girl over to yours, invite us all round as well, and we'll take a vote.

Can you tell your Mum to make sure she's got Branston for my corn beef sandwich.

His mom might be the one he’s fell for 😂😂😂

[contentguy]

He now got more like than you have 

I think I may have mis clicked on his like, can I unlike him?

 

[mr.bluesky]

What's weird & why angry ?  It is allowed to have a laarf, isnt it ?

I haven't had corned beef for donkeys, onto the shopping list it goes 

Anyone for spam

Gone off spam ever since Monty python started singing about it.

[myothernameis]

Can you tell your Mum to make sure she's got Branston for my corn beef sandwich.

Does his mum, like HP sauce on her beef sandwich 

[Brompton]

I think I may have mis clicked on his like, can I unlike him?

 

Jeez he’ll think he’s Mr Popular at this rate!

[mr.bluesky]

Shame the OP didn’t say more, you could’ve given him one of your spades!

What fecks me off is the OP’s now got 3 likes and that’s the same as me 

Going to take some getting over that!

But you've posted 30 more reviews than he has and that's all that matters here 

[mr.bluesky]

Jeez he’ll think he’s Mr Popular at this rate!

I wouldn't worry about it. There are people still posting "likes" for King tarzan  that's how weird some people are 

[PilotMan]

Does his mum, like HP sauce on her beef sandwich 

She prefers man cream on her beef curtains 

I think I might have taken that a step too far   

[Brompton]

I wouldn't worry about it. There are people still posting "likes" for King tarzan  that's how weird some people are 

[contentguy]

I wouldn't worry about it. There are people still posting "likes" for King tarzan  that's how weird some people are 

KT’s got 2 FFS

[Punterperson1971]

KT’s got 2 FFS

Maybe rather than a like button we can have a FFS button instead 

[myothernameis]

KT’s got 2 FFS

The mods and head keep on removing his likes, mind you, if they were left, KT might have more likes than Doc Holliday 

[mr.bluesky]

The mods and head keep on removing his likes, mind you, if they were left, KT might have more likes than Doc Holliday 

Now that would be scary 

[myothernameis]

Seems KT still logging on 

[contentguy]

Seems KT still logging on 

He’s probably trying to get his affairs in order 

[MissWolf]

She prefers man cream on her beef curtains 

I think I might have taken that a step too far   

Go and sit in the corner 

And it's ALWAYS Branston pickle on corned beef sandwiches

[big-al93]

Spam….now you’re talking, spam fritters 

What kind, just a slice fried in a pan, or coated in batter and deep fried?

[webpunter]

Normal chunk or small ?
As for the smooth stuff 

And it's ALWAYS Branston pickle on corned beef sandwiches

[webpunter]

 

Tongue in cheek on my part….as the Bishop said to the actress   

Spam….now you’re talking, spam fritters 

[fatboy]

Go and sit in the corner 

And it's ALWAYS Branston pickle on corned beef sandwiches

I hate to stir up trouble but it's Piccalilli on corned beef sarnies.

[Brompton]

What kind, just a slice fried in a pan, or coated in batter and deep fried?

Definitely got to be coated in batter & fried   

[B4bcock]

What side do we butter our toast on 

The side which lands face down when we drop it, of course.

[mr.bluesky]

Go and sit in the corner 

And it's ALWAYS Branston pickle on corned beef sandwiches

If you are feeling adventurous a bit of mango chutney

[PilotMan]

If you are feeling adventurous a bit of mango chutney

Using the word Mango is likely to get you banned 

[MissWolf]

Normal chunk or small ?
As for the smooth stuff 

We will have none of that smooth shite here thank you 

Small chunk for me please 

[MissWolf]

If you are feeling adventurous a bit of mango chutney

Dont you tarnish my corndog butty with talk of mangoes  wash your mouth out with soap Bluesky 

[mr.bluesky]

Dont you tarnish my corndog butty with talk of mangoes  wash your mouth out with soap Bluesky 

Sorry to mention the m word Miss Wolf . I will consider my wrist well and truly slapped. (Or another part of my anatomy if you so desire)   

[contentguy]

But you've posted 30 more reviews than he has and that's all that matters here 

AND, the European Girl the OP used to work with is probably Lara Croft or a similar 5 knuckle fantasy.

[Brompton]

Stand by….the main man is logged in 

[shed]

Normal chunk or small ?
As for the smooth stuff 

As you're working hard to be my friend  I could invite you over for a traditional Manc meal of spam sandwich 🥪 with brown sauce on thick Hovis bread, chips made with lard in a proper chip pan, covered in baked beans and lashings of gravy. Oh and not forgetting the beatroot. Yummy 😋😋😋

[myothernameis]

What fecks me off is the OP’s now got 3 likes and that’s the same as me 

OP now on 6 likes 

[Brompton]

OP now on 6 likes 

Noooooo…..can’t be…..need to call upon VAR

[contentguy]

Stand by….the main man is logged in 

Do you think he’s going to review, his fishfinger tea, cooked by his mummy.
I need to know, were chips and peas served too!

[Brompton]

Do you think he’s going to review, his fishfinger tea, cooked by his mummy.
I need to know, were chips and peas served too!

I want to go to bed as need to be up early but…….

[contentguy]

OP now on 6 likes 

Perhaps “like” should be a privilege in similar fashion to PM.

I wonder how many “leech likes” he’s got?

[iq129]

Should I leave punting and have an affair with a hot european girl I used to work with?

This question should be aimed at that popular agony aunt, and should start with the words “Dear Deidre”.

[contentguy]

I want to go to bed as need to be up early but…….

It’s a bit of a cliffhanger isn’t it!

[Brompton]

It’s a bit of a cliffhanger isn’t it!

Yeah but has just sunk in what a saddo I am as this has entertained me all day, I’ve got to get a woman to take my mind onto other things 

[contentguy]

Yeah but has just sunk in what a saddo I am as this has entertained me all day, I’ve got to get a woman to take my mind onto other things 

Perhaps you need fishy fingers 

[Brompton]

Perhaps you need fishy fingers 

I need something, think I’m done, I’ll wonder when I have to get up at the crack of dawn “was yesterday all worth it?”

I bet I won’t sleep now worrying that everyone is enjoying the thread into the small hours 

[contentguy]

I need something, think I’m done, I’ll wonder when I have to get up at the crack of dawn “was yesterday all worth it?”

I bet I won’t sleep now worrying that everyone is enjoying the thread into the small hours 

We’re going to have a jelly and ice cream fest in here with the OP.

Really sorry you can’t stick around but sometimes real life gets in the way.  Sweet dreams

[PilotMan]

He's gone now, his mum must have come in to his room and told him a little bedtime story.

It's been emotional 

Night, night 😴😴😴😴😴😴💤

[stampjones]

He now got more like than you have 

Keep going this way he’ll have more likes than posts