Author Topic: HELEN THAI - Forest Hill - Big, natural tits but that's all  (Read 2476 times)


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Thanks to all previous reviewers  :drinks: I thought I had enough warning of what to expect and in a foolish mood I decided to drop in rather than see a complete unknown or someone I already know as was in the area.

Comms was easy and she was available on short notice, perhaps a warning sign even in the relative isolation of FH.

Directed to a low-rise, probably post-war block.  When she came down to let me in I probably should've walked as she was in a shapeless baggy fleece and wearing oversized glasses that did nothing for her oversized head.  She's 5'3 at most and quite squat in stature.

All the photos are of her but have almost all been editted or angled to make her face (laughably) narrower, her tits unnecessarily a little fuller (!), her belly less pronounced and her legs a little more lithe. I have attached the 2 pics I think best represents her and even they are flattering.  Facially her chin isn't as pointed so everything looks broader and the proportions of her structure and features are not collectively pretty, they are out-sized almost to the point that she could be booked in a non-pc novelty show.
Her attitude was ambivalent, no customary Thai politeness.

In the flat, which is a cluster of rooms around a compact corridor, it was warm and tidy, the decor is light and modern, laminate floor in the bedroom, sturdy queen sized bed.  I confirmed services available and pricing for 30 and 60 mins to which she abruptly, in her halting English, advised I could only have 30 mins because of another customer (10 mins prior I had indicated I was interested in 1 hour and was told ok).
Again, perhaps it was the cold that fogged my thinking, I should've walked as the attitude just stank of a lifeless service.

The prospect of having fun with her boobs was the only thing resonating.   :dash: :wacko:

Money settled and owo, 69, kissing agreed she took off her fleece and glasses (phew) and she was naked.  There was no helping me undress, no conversation, she was already sat blankyl on the bed silently huffing to be done.

On the upside her boobs are splendidly soft, heavy and warm, she's no longer doing her fake moaning and she time-checked me fairly honestly.

On the downside she showed:
- No inclination to initiate any contact in a sexy or seductive way.
- Her audible tutting clearly signalled she was just suffering the experience. 
- OWO, whilst not toothy, was soft, brief and had to be prompted beyond a couple of inches.
- RO was received silently, coldly without response. 
- 69 was awkward because she didn't move to make it easy. 
- Tit-fucking did involve a little more OWO but the look on her face was not a turn on. 
- Doggy was tolerated but she huffed and shifted a number of times to break the rhythm, no chance of her backing up.  Arse broad but no jiggle.
- Mish ran the gauntlet of having to see her scowl whilst she didn't angle her hips for easy of entry. 
- Kissing was very brief because she just poked her tongue out and left me to indulge, no positive reciprocation.
- She wasted a few mins at the start after taking the money by going to wash in the shower.  All indications were she had not been busy prior to my arrival.  And she used the shower after but before me.

She said she was in FH for a few weeks.  It's a venue unknown to me so if other better girls use it I would be fine returning albeit it was a little awkward by public transport.  Parking seemed possible on the grounds of the complex.

80 quid wasted, especially as 10-20 more still gets me a fun hour not far away, even if not all of those options are FS.


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Offline bedhedred

Bad luck. Thais are mostly dodgy now. I've had more misses than hits. I did not fancy this one.


Slightly tempted by this one though.
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Offline VladtheImpaleHer

Thanks for the review LLPunting. I took her off my HL as i wasn't convinced by her profile or her reviews.

It's the one fetish i'm missing most at the moment. Huge natural boobs in the G-K cup range. Busty Toya was one of my favourites, but it doesnt look like she's coming back now. Busty Soraya/Sabrina had awesome boobs. Busty Giulya in Southampton is long gone. And Busty Klara I wouldn't see again.  ( * Y * )   ( * Y * )   ( * Y * )
« Last Edit: January 16, 2023, 09:10:38 pm by VladtheImpaleHer »

Offline gman28

Thanks for the review LLP and sorry about your poor experience. Hope you followed up that day with something decent.

She's quickly moving off the bottom of my list unless the reviews improve. In fact, a couple of weekends ago I flipped a coin between her and External Link/Members Only.
It appears the coin chose wisely that morning and a broadly positive write up is pending.

Offline FiveKnuckles

Bad luck. Thais are mostly dodgy now. I've had more misses than hits. I did not fancy this one.


Slightly tempted by this one though.
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BHR,  looks like she has borrowed another AW-ID. Here's her old reviews   :thumbsup:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=32122

she does have big feet and i'm sure she's a woman.  was a good shag anyways
« Last Edit: January 16, 2023, 09:33:07 pm by FiveKnuckles »

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BHR,  looks like she has borrowed another AW-ID. Here's her old reviews   :thumbsup:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=32122

she does have big feet and i'm sure she's a woman.  was a good shag anyways

Thanks FiveK,

Quite dodgy then. Hardly glowing green... Like Charlie Hot Thai 😂
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=365566.0
« Last Edit: January 16, 2023, 09:35:59 pm by bedhedred »

Offline Boss_Grinz

Ouch the recent negatives in the Thais, this one is also off my HL, might give Olina's a try, seeing the positives there.

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Thanks to all previous reviewers  :drinks: I thought I had enough warning of what to expect and in a foolish mood I decided to drop in rather than see a complete unknown or someone I already know as was in the area.

Comms was easy and she was available on short notice, perhaps a warning sign even in the relative isolation of FH.

Directed to a low-rise, probably post-war block.  When she came down to let me in I probably should've walked as she was in a shapeless baggy fleece and wearing oversized glasses that did nothing for her oversized head.  She's 5'3 at most and quite squat in stature.

All the photos are of her but have almost all been editted or angled to make her face (laughably) narrower, her tits unnecessarily a little fuller (!), her belly less pronounced and her legs a little more lithe. I have attached the 2 pics I think best represents her and even they are flattering.  Facially her chin isn't as pointed so everything looks broader and the proportions of her structure and features are not collectively pretty, they are out-sized almost to the point that she could be booked in a non-pc novelty show.
Her attitude was ambivalent, no customary Thai politeness.

In the flat, which is a cluster of rooms around a compact corridor, it was warm and tidy, the decor is light and modern, laminate floor in the bedroom, sturdy queen sized bed.  I confirmed services available and pricing for 30 and 60 mins to which she abruptly, in her halting English, advised I could only have 30 mins because of another customer (10 mins prior I had indicated I was interested in 1 hour and was told ok).
Again, perhaps it was the cold that fogged my thinking, I should've walked as the attitude just stank of a lifeless service.

The prospect of having fun with her boobs was the only thing resonating.   :dash: :wacko:

Money settled and owo, 69, kissing agreed she took off her fleece and glasses (phew) and she was naked.  There was no helping me undress, no conversation, she was already sat blankyl on the bed silently huffing to be done.

On the upside her boobs are splendidly soft, heavy and warm, she's no longer doing her fake moaning and she time-checked me fairly honestly.

On the downside she showed:
- No inclination to initiate any contact in a sexy or seductive way.
- Her audible tutting clearly signalled she was just suffering the experience. 
- OWO, whilst not toothy, was soft, brief and had to be prompted beyond a couple of inches.
- RO was received silently, coldly without response. 
- 69 was awkward because she didn't move to make it easy. 
- Tit-fucking did involve a little more OWO but the look on her face was not a turn on. 
- Doggy was tolerated but she huffed and shifted a number of times to break the rhythm, no chance of her backing up.  Arse broad but no jiggle.
- Mish ran the gauntlet of having to see her scowl whilst she didn't angle her hips for easy of entry. 
- Kissing was very brief because she just poked her tongue out and left me to indulge, no positive reciprocation.
- She wasted a few mins at the start after taking the money by going to wash in the shower.  All indications were she had not been busy prior to my arrival.  And she used the shower after but before me.

She said she was in FH for a few weeks.  It's a venue unknown to me so if other better girls use it I would be fine returning albeit it was a little awkward by public transport.  Parking seemed possible on the grounds of the complex.

80 quid wasted, especially as 10-20 more still gets me a fun hour not far away, even if not all of those options are FS.


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Really sorry you had a bad punt LL. She sounds like one of those girls who immediately after you've wasted your time and money on her, you fantasise about quitting punting forever.

I was seriously considering giving her a punt but I absolutely will not be doing that now. Thanks for helping me dodge an overpriced bullet  :hi

I was very willing to overlook dodgy facial features for lovely, big, natural, Asian tits and a great Thai style "customer is King" service, but clearly that is absolutely not provided by her.

100% crossed off the list
« Last Edit: January 16, 2023, 10:26:54 pm by BillGoldberg »

Offline danso

Thanks for the WARNING and the heads up! I actually sent a text message over the weekend but after reading the blurred reviews something said give it a misses I listened to my gut and had a rather relaxing evenning watch TV  also a saving of £80.00 waiting to be used Wisley

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Bad luck. Thais are mostly dodgy now. I've had more misses than hits. I did not fancy this one.


Slightly tempted by this one though.
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Thanks all for the sympathies  :drinks:  As intimated it was as much my error in not properly heeding the caveats in the reviews and bailing when the various flags were thrown on the play, but then you wouldn't have gotten another take on how underwhelming she can be.  I am surprised she's being shipped to CW because she has neither the looks or attitude of the recent Thai imports there and they weren't all that outstanding. 

Thai-wise I continue to be unenthused by the present crop of agency girls and the upstart crews <=150ph but there are still a few Thai massage offerings to look into. 


Offline tony22

Sorry to read that LLp.

I nearly dropped in there yesterday but couldn't get my arse in gear and left it a bit too late. This crew just don't have a consistent service. i'd love to get my head in amongst those tits but not with the service and attitude you described. one to swerve.

On to the next one fella.

Offline gman28

I am surprised she's being shipped to CW because she has neither the looks or attitude

Apologies for my ignorance but what is CW?

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Thanks all for the sympathies  :drinks:  As intimated it was as much my error in not properly heeding the caveats in the reviews and bailing when the various flags were thrown on the play, but then you wouldn't have gotten another take on how underwhelming she can be.  I am surprised she's being shipped to CW because she has neither the looks or attitude of the recent Thai imports there and they weren't all that outstanding. 

Thai-wise I continue to be unenthused by the present crop of agency girls and the upstart crews <=150ph but there are still a few Thai massage offerings to look into.

I was content with my 60 chebwank but perhaps my Positive was too post-coital and should have been a firm Neutral. I was also too impressed by the fact it wasn't a b&s.

Her bizarre big face right put me off though, again just tried to repress that afterwards.

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The prospect of having fun with her boobs was the only thing resonating.   :dash: :wacko:


The allure of her massive tits is truly the only draw, nothing else she provides stands up to their enticing pendulous heft.

I saw her again about a week ago for a shorter booking which will definitely be my last with Helen.

Great review, glad you made it out in one piece! :drinks:

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The allure of her massive tits is truly the only draw, nothing else she provides stands up to their enticing pendulous heft.

I saw her again about a week ago for a shorter booking which will definitely be my last with Helen.

Great review, glad you made it out in one piece! :drinks:

So you'll be posting a Negative to contrast your previous review?