Had a craving for an ebony noshing my cock. Checked the purple site as I left the building - Dreaded the increase in foot traffic home because of the strikes. So sent over a text.
Read Stealths & Vlad's recent review. Sounded like a decent enough blowie was on offer from this prostitute & she was the closest. So fancied a go on this bike.
External Link/Members Only Counted & Handed over 200 of her majesty’s finest for a slice of worn out punani.
Left to stash. Came back & said it was 100. bank notification indicating a 200 withdrawal 4 mins before entering her gaff.
I'm a Seasoned pro now so my bullshit meter was on high - Immediately put my gear back on & Asked her to politely recheck & give me my money back.
Came back in, profusely apologetic, and made her excuses regarding where she placed it blah blah. Yeah right.
Clearly, she tried to pull a fast one. I wonder how many of yous fell for it in the past? Or maybe it was her attempt at a poor joke?
Location: Oppo Liverpool street station. Floors and floors of stairs. Dark walk up. Spacious digs. One big floppy bed. Entry door on the mains.
Appearance: Short bint. Dark compact moderate fatty. Shiny round face. Big body. Talkative. Black Bathing suit/some sort of one-piece get-up.
Action: Groping and twisting her body on me whilst still being penitent. Seduced me enough for a boner. Decided to stay - Yes, I was weak.
Tonsil tennis ensued. Lip biting. Went at it for a while. Reminded me of my undergrad days.
Helped me out my work gear. Kissed my body from top to bottom. Sucked on her knees. Double-hand twisty. Dirty talking. Gripped my butt cheeks & throated herself.

Sat on the edge of the bed. Perched in-between. more of the same. but more sensual. DFK & Double handed saliva twisty simultaneously.
Stood up. Put my ball sack on her chin. Smacked her face with it. Licked my shaft from underneath & gobbled my cobblers expertly. Lots of spit. Really gooey.

Excellent stuff.
DownhillIn a regrettable choice to get myself more comfortable.
I moved up the bed. Found my back laying in wet patches of fresh cum stains.
Shifted again, another wet patch. Goodness me.
As yous know, I love a seedy setup. It's my element. but I felt dirty & cheap.
Jumped up. Entered her in doggy to get it over & done with. Arched her whooty well.
3 strokes in & I was hit with a strong pungent gangrene like smell

- I felt deflated. I felt defeated. Fingers interlocked on top of my head. Began questioning my existence. Just stinky.
OWO to finish.
She held my whistle, aimed it over her chest, muck unloaded, and flew up to her neck & side cheek.
Jumped in the bath. She followed suit as some got in her hair.
Given to understand some females have unknown BV or maybe think their shit doesn't stink but fuck me - if you know a punter is en route. A splash of whatever soap or wipe wouldn't kill you? If a negative is too harsh mods a neutral is fine.

Got some chicken katsu curry from Wasabi outside to soothe the self-inflicted pain & off into the rush hour travel home.
Summary+ve
Blowjob. Very Good.
Asked if i was okay throughout.
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Fishy Fanny.
Wet Cum stains on the sheets.
Attempted swindle of my hard-earned.
Would I return? 200 for a smelly mango? Behave will ya.