Author Topic: COCO SHANEL - Liverpool St. Good ebony BJ but Fishy pussy. Attempted Swindle?  (Read 2374 times)


31 review(s) for erotiCOCO (23 positive, 3 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline SantanaCarlos


Had a craving for an ebony noshing my cock. Checked the purple site as I left the building - Dreaded the increase in foot traffic home because of the strikes.  So sent over a text.

Read Stealths & Vlad's recent review. Sounded like a decent enough blowie was on offer from this prostitute & she was the closest. So fancied a go on this bike.

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Counted & Handed over 200 of her majesty’s finest for a slice of worn out punani.

Left to stash. Came back & said it was 100. bank notification indicating a 200 withdrawal 4 mins before entering her gaff.

I'm a Seasoned pro now so my bullshit meter was on high - Immediately put my gear back on & Asked her to politely recheck & give me my money back.

Came back in, profusely apologetic, and made her excuses regarding where she placed it blah blah. Yeah right.

Clearly, she tried to pull a fast one. I wonder how many of yous fell for it in the past? Or maybe it was her attempt at a poor joke?


Location: Oppo Liverpool street station. Floors and floors of stairs. Dark walk up. Spacious digs. One big floppy bed. Entry door on the mains.


Appearance: Short bint. Dark compact moderate fatty. Shiny round face. Big body. Talkative. Black Bathing suit/some sort of one-piece get-up.


Action: Groping and twisting her body on me whilst still being penitent. Seduced me enough for a boner. Decided to stay -  Yes, I was weak.

Tonsil tennis ensued. Lip biting. Went at it for a while. Reminded me of my undergrad days.

Helped me out my work gear. Kissed my body from top to bottom. Sucked on her knees.  Double-hand twisty. Dirty talking. Gripped my butt cheeks & throated herself.  :thumbsup:

Sat on the edge of the bed. Perched in-between. more of the same. but more sensual. DFK & Double handed saliva twisty simultaneously.

Stood up. Put my ball sack on her chin. Smacked her face with it. Licked my shaft from underneath & gobbled my cobblers expertly. Lots of spit. Really gooey.  :crazy: Excellent stuff.

Downhill

In a regrettable choice to get myself more comfortable.

I moved up the bed. Found my back laying in wet patches of fresh cum stains.

Shifted again, another wet patch. Goodness me.

As yous know, I love a seedy setup. It's my element.  but I felt dirty & cheap.

Jumped up. Entered her in doggy to get it over & done with. Arched her whooty well.

3 strokes in & I was hit with a strong pungent gangrene like smell  :vomit: - I felt deflated. I felt defeated.   Fingers interlocked on top of my head. Began questioning my existence. Just stinky.

OWO to finish.

She held my whistle, aimed it over her chest, muck unloaded, and flew up to her neck & side cheek.

Jumped in the bath. She followed suit as some got in her hair.

Given to understand some females have unknown BV or maybe think their shit doesn't stink but fuck me -  if you know a punter is en route. A splash of whatever soap or wipe wouldn't kill you? If a negative is too harsh mods a neutral is fine.  :hi:

Got some chicken katsu curry from Wasabi outside to soothe the self-inflicted pain & off into the rush hour travel home.

Summary

+ve
Blowjob. Very Good.
Asked if i was okay throughout.

-ve
Fishy Fanny.
Wet Cum stains on the sheets.
Attempted swindle of my hard-earned.

Would I return? 200 for a smelly mango? Behave will ya.

Offline last_days_of_logan

have to agree with this review

She can be a bit fiesty too even when she is at fault

Offline Stealthmode

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Not harsh. Well deserved negative. Been a while i’ve been hit with the woosh, but takes a while for your nostrils to recover  :vomit:

She read this and hopefully takes the criticism onboard
« Last Edit: December 08, 2022, 09:54:33 pm by Stealthmode »

Offline Kevin Boss

Nothing worse than smelling Peckham's fishmongers on a punt  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Offline Atrueyorkie

Deserved negative and it’s very grim lying on what’s possibly fresh cum stains, flag for hygiene on how often “if” it gets changed.

I would have been baffled too if a WG tried saying I’m 100 short. 10, 20 maybe but 100 is madness. How that would fly with anyone is beyond me.

Great review, seems the actual action itself is good but so many red flags and you painted an interesting picture of the WG facially.

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Offline Stealthmode

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Deserved negative and it’s very grim lying on what’s possibly fresh cum stains, flag for hygiene on how often “if” it gets changed.

I would have been baffled too if a WG tried saying I’m 100 short. 10, 20 maybe but 100 is madness. How that would fly with anyone is beyond me.

Great review, seems the actual action itself is good but so many red flags and you painted an interesting picture of the WG facially.

 :hi:

I count it in front of them and then hand it over and ask them to count again in front of me. Why they shuffle of to the back to then inspect the cash has always baffled me.

Offline Boss_Grinz

I think I gonna throw up just reading that, for £200 bucks you'd expect the SP to be pretty well on the hygiene, defo a big negative

Offline Festa

Bloody hell. Spunk covered sheets and dead fish pong. Irrespective of the good OWO, it is a double negative.

Offline Kool Keef

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Sorry it was shite OP, Skips/Scampi Nik Naks pussy can be a hard on killer  :vomit: but it was an entertaining read & gave me a laugh.

Offline tightfoot69

Sounds awful. She has interested me in the past due to her good reviews and I like black girls. The no CIM always put me off for that price. Will definitely dodge now.

Offline Munter84

Sounds awful. She has interested me in the past due to her good reviews and I like black girls. The no CIM always put me off for that price. Will definitely dodge now.

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Offline SantanaCarlos

Not harsh. Well deserved negative. Been a while i’ve been hit with the woosh, but takes a while for your nostrils to recover :vomit:

She read this and hopefully takes the criticism onboard

Absolute mare. You're right geez - the smell doesn't dissipate for sure.

Self-inflicted as Vlad did mention a sour odour.  I'm a fool for believing it was a one-off.

I licked her ass and pussy. There was a slight smell down there and if i'm being honest, it did put me off a little!

Offline SantanaCarlos

have to agree with this review

She can be a bit fiesty too even when she is at fault

Good additional info for the next punter who gives this prossie a twirl  :thumbsup:

Offline JonasG

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She really seems to be flagging!

Had 2 great sessions with her but her last few reviews have been terrible.

Also, re: the money this is why you should count the money before you enter in the car etc. and only take the exact money with you and nothing else so if a WG does try it you know you're right.
« Last Edit: December 11, 2022, 11:33:55 am by JonasG »

Offline Atrueyorkie

It’s quite ironic especially with her topic/section of hygiene. Who’s gonna be the punter to tell her  :lol: or cancel the punt because of it