Back in the day on a trip to the south west i was seduced & ravaged by Jaycee in Plymouth
£200 for 2 hours IIRC
Was getting the wallet out & she said like 'later'
Inviting me into her gaff & to the lounge with a white leather [maybe leatherette] sofa
She was more interested in getting me in front of her sofa pulling my jeans right down then pushing me backwards
Flopped onto the sofa & straight onto noshing, this was just the start ...
Wind it forward its departure time [on 2 hours 30] double cheek kiss goodbyes & i said like wait a minute i havent paid you
Fuck knows how i remembered i was all over the place
I will never know if she'd overlooked this or a test
Anyways apologies by me & i wedged her up
A big thankyou from her DFK snog
Do her out of 200 sheets, no way josé
Been in a large chain supermarket & the till went haywire, at least a ton less than it should have been
Did i mention did i bollox
Sailed outta there with a full trolley a very short receipt with all of the confidence like sailing past hotel reception
Now let me think how do i spend the ton ?