German mature blonde - Marylebone

[Thomas Garibaldi]

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Disappointing punt. Don’t know where to start. Lady’s age is more like 75, not like the age 56 which is advertised in AW. There’s a bunch of fake reviews, none of the members who wrote those reviews are active. This is not entirely her fault, as she is trying to make a living, but AW should do a better job in verifying the age of the providers, who advertise on their website. As a punter, I want to know I get value for my money and age is an important indicator. When she undressed, her thighs and belly looked wrinkled to an extent which I have never experienced for a lady in her mid fifties. She has no boobs (b cup at most). She was asking if I wanted to get blind folded and try a pair of handcuffs to play some game, but I passed. She was basically trying for me to see as little as possible of her exposed body. She then became frantic and started to close the curtains and dim the lights in the room. I wanted to make the best of my time, but the sloppy OWO was all I could bare, before I decided to leave her place. All in all, it was disappointing (£300!) and I told myself I won’t get fooled again. Make sure you won’t.

[whoya.kiddin]

Ah yes, this old boiler.  She's been coming to London and fleecing punters with misrepresented services (covered only as I recall) and ludicrous fees for the last decade.  She disappears back home when it gets too hot for her then pops up with a new profile.  I saw her 10 years ago in Bermondsey. AVOID.

[lillythesavage]

AW do verify the age, but once verified it can be changed to whatever they wish. You really should have walked on seeing the old girl,

[Hobbit]

Thank you for the review. I nearly saw her last year but changed my mind. I'm so glad I did after reading this review. This is what UKP is all about, giving praise to girls that are good and warning punters of girls like these who lie about their age and misrepresent themselves.

[whoya.kiddin]

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[jamiekinkxxx]

Thank you for the review. I nearly saw her last year but changed my mind.

Me too. I was interested in a MILF BDSM type experience and she ticked a great deal of boxes on paper. But after research etc. and being in contact with her I just had my doubts and never booked. Glad I did reading this as it just confirms the suspicions I had

[Thomas Garibaldi]

Just clarifying that Mature German Blonde and German Mature Blonde is one and the same person. There are a few positive reviews about this provider posted under 'Mature German Blonde'. I strongly doubt these are genuine reviews. Anyways that's just my opinion.

[mrpunterton]

Sorry you got caught out, I kept an eye on this one for years.. she once made a mistake of putting a non-photoshopped picture of herself on her gallery and you could tell she was no where near her stated age.  If you go to her website she has an updated gallery where even the heavily photoshopped pics cant hide her advanced years.

+10 years is now my default add to the AW age, but 20 years is taking this piss... I got caught out myself on my last punt, the only thing we can do is share our experiences here with others.

[mpcexo88]

I saw her last year in the summer and had a very different experience that was a mix of positive and negative tbh.  Know you're supposed to post reviews at the time but for whatever reason I've never really posted here but here goes.

I thought that she looks great to be completely honest.  She has a twitter profile that posts recent photos of her and for whatever age she ultimately is she's sexy af and almost in a tier of her own amongst escorts in this age range.  Personality wise she is very sophisticated and well spoken and she immediately snapped into form for a fairly specific roleplay that I wanted to do.  She nailed the roleplay 100%.  Head game was pretty insane and she took an enormous facial easily.

My issue was that i'm fairly well endowed so when it came to having penetrative sex it became immediately apparent that she wasn't built for it and we had to stop.  For the price involved it was obviously disappointing.

Just figured I'd chime in on the pictures etc.  She does not hide on that front at all - you just have to be into women of a certain age to even entertain the punt.

[daviemac]

I saw her last year in the summer and had a very different experience that was a mix of positive and negative tbh.  Know you're supposed to post reviews at the time but for whatever reason I've never really posted here but here goes.

One of the main things that boils people's piss on here is someone posting on another person's review that they have seen the escort but didn't bother posting a review of their own, something that could have saved others from wasting their time and money.

You've used the site often enough so any reason you haven't made any useful contributions.   

[Punterperson1971]

I saw her last year in the summer and had a very different experience that was a mix of positive and negative tbh.  Know you're supposed to post reviews at the time but for whatever reason I've never really posted here but here goes.

I thought that she looks great to be completely honest.  She has a twitter profile that posts recent photos of her and for whatever age she ultimately is she's sexy af and almost in a tier of her own amongst escorts in this age range.  Personality wise she is very sophisticated and well spoken and she immediately snapped into form for a fairly specific roleplay that I wanted to do.  She nailed the roleplay 100%.  Head game was pretty insane and she took an enormous facial easily.

My issue was that i'm fairly well endowed so when it came to having penetrative sex it became immediately apparent that she wasn't built for it and we had to stop.  For the price involved it was obviously disappointing.

Just figured I'd chime in on the pictures etc.  She does not hide on that front at all - you just have to be into women of a certain age to even entertain the punt.

Why the hell did you not review you’ve been a member for 18 months ffs  and you come out with “oh I’ve seen her recently/last year etc”you are not helping anyone,just making people on here who take time to review/contribute and as DM said it boils people’s piss when people like you crawl out of their holes 

[Fuzzyduck]

1) Believing that a SP advertised as mid fifties would actually be mid fifties 
2) Not walking 
3) Slagging off the reviews of 3 separate members who have all been here longer than he has 
4) Leech coming out of the woodwork to white knight the "old boiler" 

It just needs the SP to come on here now.

[daviemac]

3) Slagging off the reviews of 3 separate members who have all been here longer than he has 

I'm not sure he is, his comment is in the middle of a sentence concerning AW,  -

 " which is advertised in AW. There’s a bunch of fake reviews, none of the members who wrote those reviews are active. This is not entirely her fault, as she is trying to make a living, but AW should do a better job in verifying the age of the providers, who advertise on their website. -

the three who posted reviews on here are still active but there's quite a few of the AW feedback from 'member no longer active' or as 'feedback only'.

[Fuzzyduck]

I'm not sure he is, his comment is in the middle of a sentence concerning AW,  -

 " which is advertised in AW. There’s a bunch of fake reviews, none of the members who wrote those reviews are active. This is not entirely her fault, as she is trying to make a living, but AW should do a better job in verifying the age of the providers, who advertise on their website. -

the three who posted reviews on here are still active but there's quite a few of the AW feedback from 'member no longer active' or as 'feedback only'.

Sure, I did wonder about that too so had a look at her AW feedback before I posted. There are over 200 of them. Is he saying that all the inactive members on her feedback list posted fake feedback? And how can he distinguish between the "fake" AW feedback and the equally bullshit "real" feedback?

Reply #6 was clearly about reviews on here.

[daviemac]

Just clarifying that Mature German Blonde and German Mature Blonde is one and the same person. There are a few positive reviews about this provider posted under 'Mature German Blonde'. I strongly doubt these are genuine reviews. Anyways that's just my opinion.

What evidence do you have that those are fake reviews, it could be you have posted a fake negative review because you have some issue with her.

Who should we believe, you a brand new member or 3 who have posted several reviews in the past.   

[contentguy]

He's got form for being an expert on other people's reviews (and form for little else it seems).

When he wrote an advert for "Busty Swedish Ingrid", another member (Mr Rolison who had reviewed her) commented that his experience was negative.  The OP said he was a regular of Ingrid and Mr Rolison's review was of someone else.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=354564.msg3658609#msg3658609

He's as fishy as Billingsgate.

Guy

[Thomas Garibaldi]

Hi
Here’s my response to some of the comments: First, it’s not my intention to criticise anyone contributing to this website. I have only given my opinion based on my personal experience with this provider. I believe that’s the purpose of this website. £300 is a lot of money to waste for this ‘old boiler’. But if others have a different opinion about the same provider, with her heavily photoshopped pictures, then that’s their good right. Regarding the AW reviews: yes, I can’t prove these reviews are fake, but the fact that the majority of those is written by AW members who are not active, should make you think. For this amount (£300) there are better alternatives available. To be fair, I think this 70+ provider should be ashamed of herself to charge that amount of money. She clearly has no scruples. But if you want to be sucker (as I did) please go ahead and enjoy.

[contentguy]

Hi
Here’s my response to some of the comments: First, it’s not my intention to criticise anyone contributing to this website.

This is the second thread you've posted on since joining.  You've only contributed to 2 threads and you started both.  The first was an advert for Busty Swedish Ingrid.  When someone pointed out he had a bad time with her, you said he hadn't seen her. 

In this thread you "strongly doubt" the other reviews for the SP are genuine.

£300 is a lot of money to waste for this ‘old boiler’. But if others have a different opinion about the same provider, with her heavily photoshopped pictures, then that’s their good right.

Their review their rating, I'd trust them more than I'd trust you. 
Do some due dilligence before dropping £300 on an hour.  A search for her phone number shows a profile last edited in 2018 where she was 58.  It was obvious she's an "old boiler" as you put it.

Regarding the AW reviews: yes, I can’t prove these reviews are fake, but the fact that the majority of those is written by AW members who are not active, should make you think.

AW feedback is notoriously dodgy, but as far as her's goes, it looks as solid as AW feedback gets.
- She has 80 escorting FBs on AW
- You suggest the majority are "member not active" whereas the reality is it's less than half @ 33
- From 2018 onwards only 6 out of 30 are "member not active", people move on!

It looks to me like you're Busty Swedish Ingrid slagging your competition. 

[Thomas Garibaldi]

Well, I visited this provider and wrote a review based on my experience. But you didn't visit her, so how can you have an opinion about this provider and her reviews, if you didn't visit her? For what reason do you try to protect this provider and her reviews? What interest do you have ? I think it's more likely that you are the 'old boiler', who has infiltrated on this website to protect her interest. You seem to have a very detailed knowledge about her AW reviews, only known to someone who has access to the provider account. You fell in your own trap.

[Thomas Garibaldi]

Moreover, you didn't visit either provider, neither the 'old boiler' nor 'busty Swedish ingrid'.  I visited both, so WTF are you talking about? You're not helping anyone with your commentary.

[jamiekinkxxx]

Moreover, you didn't visit either provider, neither the 'old boiler' nor 'busty Swedish ingrid'.  I visited both, so WTF are you talking about? You're not helping anyone with your commentary.

Howe to influence and make friends?! 

[mrpunterton]

Looks like this review made her twitter feed