'STT', I get your point, 'gentlemanly courtesy' means I'll hold back on the swear words. You should know that my over-riding reason, after much deliberation, for my submitting a 'negative' was due to Madlin Gate. I could have done the WK/fluffy thing and said nothing, and maybe in the past I wouldn't have. Like a well-trained and obedient little punter I followed the 'rules'; she didn't. Consequently, I wasted much planning, time and money due to her inability to communicate properly. Trust me, there would have been nothing more I would have liked than to have experienced Brittney, (I was more excited in the two weeks from booking to kick-off than I have been in ages) but I've been let down enough times in my punting days to allow myself to be kow-towed by a pro$$ie!
I honestly thought there were enough pointers in my 'opener' to get the point across - maybe I was being too obscure. My apologies.
'PP' - you're a very astute Clouseau.