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Saw Vanessa a few months ago.

Was at a whim one evening and it was pretty late. Options were quite slim at the time and saw Vanessa's green light on. Sent her a text and got a prompt reply. Regular comms followed after that to ask about services, etc. Once everything was confirmed got my slot secured for an hour and off I went. She was based in the JQ at the time, nice and tidy apartment, fit for purpose. As I met Vanessa I was happy with what I saw.

I'd describe her as exactly what you see in her pics. She was wearing no or minimal makeup. Matching lingerie set on. I'd say she's her advertised age and stats on her profile are accurate. Only difference was when I saw Vanessa; her hair was straight as opposed to curly in her current pics.

Got the payment out the way (£120) and Vanessa grabbed me a drink. Asked if I could take a shower and was handed a fresh towel to do so. After I had freshened up, walked back into the bedroom to see Vanessa lying there and waiting for me. She had a smile on her face and looked sexy. Started off with some DFK and a good amount of mutual touching. Vanessa then took her lingerie off and we carried on for a bit with some more DFK.

Through all the kissing and touching I had gotten hard quick and Vanessa asked if I wanted some OWO. As I lay back she got between my legs and began. Was a decent enough BJ, she took instruction well throughout and even gave my balls some attention when asked. This lasted a short while and I wanted to get my mouth on that tight body of hers so, she lay down and I started off by working those pert tits of hers with my mouth. Thereafter, went down on her and she was okay for me to touch her pussy just no fingers inside. Tasted nice and fresh. Was down there a short while before I decided on fucking her.

Rubber on and began with missionary. Her pussy felt good. Fucked her for a little bit with some kissing mixed in. Asked if she wanted to ride me and she happily obliged. Vanessa was good on top and her peachy arse was nice to hold onto. Felt those pert tits of hers too. Before too long she switched to reverse cowgirl and her arse was a nice sight as she rode me. This went on for a bit, Vanessa then switched back to cowgirl. I fucked her from underneath as she leaned forward and filled the bag. Had a little cleanup and then was asked if I wanted a massage.

I lay forward and Vanessa proceeded to massage me. Was a decent enough massage and I nearly fell asleep! Then opted to chill for a bit between rounds, hug and chat. Her English is decent and she spoke a lot of Hungary. I did jokingly say "you look more Romanian" she laughed and replied "I'm not fucking Romanian!" Think she gets that a lot. But, she was chilled and not the moody or serious type. After a little chit-chat she wanked me off and got me hard again; then started giving me some more OWO.

After my fill of OWO, got another rubber on and suggested doggy. Vanessa positioned herself on all fours and off I went! Her peachy arse again looked good in this position, it was fun to spank and grab onto whilst fucking her. Doggy lasted a short while and she can take a good pounding! To finish off I went for missionary again, fucked her and then found myself tiring out so, decided to lie on my back and let Vanessa finish me off by hand. She put a nice bit of baby oil on my cock and soon bought me to a finish!

Had another cleanup, got dressed and left. All-in-all was a decent booking and I was happy she accommodated that late too. I've noticed she's not been around for a couple of months although, when she's back I'll keep her as a backup option.           
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Pity could do with some decent providers, limited at the moment.

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Pity could do with some decent providers, limited at the moment.

Wouldn’t be surprised if she’s in Hungary for the summer.

Limited isn’t the word! It’s like trying to find out Victoria’s Secret. :rolleyes:
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Wouldn’t be surprised if she’s in Hungary for the summer.

Limited isn’t the word! It’s like trying to find out Victoria’s Secret. :rolleyes:

Agreed! But wonder no more about Victoria’s Secret! Overpriced lingerie but the best catwalk show on the earth  :lol:

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Agreed! But wonder no more about Victoria’s Secret! Overpriced lingerie but the best catwalk show on the earth  :lol:

Lmao! Best if Victoria keeps it to herself. ;)

Yup! I'd give my left nut to sleep with some of those girls!!! :D
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Green light on and number up  :thumbsup:

Ty for the update. Fill your boots lads! :D
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I’m ssoooooo tempted but can’t do this weekend  :dash: :dash:

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I’m ssoooooo tempted but can’t do this weekend  :dash: :dash:

Whenever you get round to it she’s worth a go. But, she is a little on the vanilla side (I have to admit).
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Whenever you get round to it she’s worth a go. But, she is a little on the vanilla side (I have to admit).

I thought as much but that ass!! OMG that ass!!! I can’t stop going over to her profile. May have to try work summit out

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Thanks for the review OP, HL'd.

Do you know if she does actually allow filming? Or is it just something she left on her likes list by accident, do you think?

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Thanks for the review OP, HL'd.

Do you know if she does actually allow filming? Or is it just something she left on her likes list by accident, do you think?

£50 extra. Already asked her in anticipation  :D

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And it’s no face.

£20 extra for CIM as well

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And it’s no face.

£20 extra for CIM as well

Sorry. It’s not £20 for CIM it’s £30

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lol this hooker has got you hooked alib! :P

Fair play in ascertaining already about the filming. I’ve never been a fan of filming my meets so, wasn’t something that I enquired about.

Yeah she’s got quite the compact peach on her! 👀🔥🍑
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I made the time, was on the way and then she cancelled so not a great start. Will try again but seems it’s a conveyor belt first come first serve SP. I say this because she cancelled and asked if I can go in an hour which means one of 2 things. Either no washing and freshen up in between the client OR she ques the punters up while she does freshen up. Either way risky if there are now plan B’s etc.


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I made the time, was on the way and then she cancelled so not a great start. Will try again but seems it’s a conveyor belt first come first serve SP. I say this because she cancelled and asked if I can go in an hour which means one of 2 things. Either no washing and freshen up in between the client OR she ques the punters up while she does freshen up. Either way risky if there are now plan B’s etc.

Ah no! Sorry to hear that alib. I guess I just got lucky when I did! 🤷‍♂️
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£50 extra. Already asked her in anticipation  :D

Thanks :thumbsup:

I made the time, was on the way and then she cancelled so not a great start. Will try again but seems it’s a conveyor belt first come first serve SP. I say this because she cancelled and asked if I can go in an hour which means one of 2 things. Either no washing and freshen up in between the client OR she ques the punters up while she does freshen up. Either way risky if there are now plan B’s etc.

Shame she seems unreliable :(

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that ass!! OMG that ass!!! I can’t stop going over to her profile. May have to try work summit out

Love the fact that a nice arse is all it took for you to forget your previous anti-hungarian comments  :D

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Love the fact that a nice arse is all it took for you to forget your previous anti-hungarian comments  :D

I repeat “THAT ASS” lol

It was a mighty fine ass I give her that but I won’t be seeing her again. I’ll do a review soon but let’s just say I should have fought my urges and stuck to my own advice.

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I repeat “THAT ASS” lol

It was a mighty fine ass I give her that but I won’t be seeing her again. I’ll do a review soon but let’s just say I should have fought my urges and stuck to my own advice.

Yep my instincts have kept me away despite her looking good, I could say the same for a number of Hungarian girls.

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Yep my instincts have kept me away despite her looking good, I could say the same for a number of Hungarian girls.

The only one I can truly say was and still is good and worth a visit is Melanie hot or Katie hot as she’s now known.


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I’ll do a review soon but let’s just say I should have fought my urges and stuck to my own advice.

I’ll look forward to reading your review alib. It’s okay bud… these things happen. At least you took your shot.
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The only one I can truly say was and still is good and worth a visit is Melanie hot or Katie hot as she’s now known.

+1   tried other Hungarian sps and they just cannot reach the  bar set by Katie

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She will be extra busy on her return.

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Decided to see Vanessa again recently as a plan B. Enquired with Luma Balls first who looks FAF but, has limited services and way too many extra charges for standard services. Admittedly, Vanessa was a little ‘slow-paced’ although, it worked for me and I had a good time. Think it’s how you ‘click’ with her too.

Second time seeing her and realised she has an uncanny resemblance to Chloë Grace Moretz.

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If that is an accurate representation I might well throw caution to the wind.

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The face picture in the gallery  is that her TG? if so looks very pretty

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If that is an accurate representation I might well throw caution to the wind.

She has face pics in her AW gallery. This is just my take on ‘her overall look.’ She’s a proper ‘girl next door’ type.

The face picture in the gallery  is that her TG? if so looks very pretty

Yup 💯% her. When I saw her: no makeup at all. Not even eyeliner. Naturally a pretty girl and a great kisser!

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"She’s a proper ‘girl next door’ type." Regrettably no girls like that lived around my way.

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"She’s a proper ‘girl next door’ type." Regrettably no girls like that lived around my way.

More the reason to book an SP that has ‘that look’ imo. Not just this one either but, in general.

Gotta try something at least once in life. ;)
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Good review and feedback...on the punt list for either Sept or Oct.. despite the 3-2-2 midtable record. :thumbsup:
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Good review and feedback...on the punt list for either Sept or Oct.. despite the 3-2-2 midtable record. :thumbsup:

I looked at her other reviews. This one: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=317712.0 seems like a B&S. I recently reviewed Holly_xx_ who I also suspected of being a B&S when I saw her. She currently works with Vanessa. I wouldn’t be surprised if other girls come through and use their profiles.

Also, in her other reviews she’s described as being grumpy and unenthusiastic. With me she’s always been smiley and like I said, albeit a little ‘slow-paced’… still gets the job done. Maybe she’s changed her ‘approach’ since then. :unknown:
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Also, in her other reviews she’s described as being grumpy and unenthusiastic. With me she’s always been smiley and like I said, albeit a little ‘slow-paced’… still gets the job done. Maybe she’s changed her ‘approach’ since then. :unknown:

Maybe she lost that lovin' feelin' with the other reviewers!  :D

Joking aside I doubt she's improved so perhaps you caught her in a good mood.

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Maybe she lost that lovin' feelin' with the other reviewers!  :D

Maybe she loved my money more than theirs! :D

Joking aside I doubt she's improved so perhaps you caught her in a good mood.

I just reckon it’s how you ‘click’ with her in all fairness as I said before. YMMV.

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