Best lie told you by a WG

[Matium]

What's the best lie ever told you by a WG?

[helmsdale]

"you've got a big one."

Been told that only the once and it was my first ever punt as well, so obviously I must have been really up for it, or much more likely as nervous as hell.

[385North]

"I usually only see maybe four clients a week".

Can't beat that one.

[nigel4498]

You're my first one today (told to me at 9.30 pm)

[SammyMustDie]

"They're not genital warts, just skin tags"

[Steve2]

"you've got a big one."

Then as I started to fuck her she said

"is it in yet?"

 

[Boundless]

Can you wait half an hour, the landlord's come round.

 

I've had that one 3 or 4 times now with different girls.

[wristjob]

Apparently my 5 minutes of shagging showed I had "good stamina".

[Oldstager]

I`ve been told so many that I`ve lost count, but I think the best has to be:-

 "I must cancel. My partner has just phoned me to say he`s on the way home from Uni because he`s been expelled "

[SamLP]

Can you wait half an hour, the landlord's come round.

 

I've had that one 3 or 4 times now with different girls.

That may have been my fault. I phoned a WG I had seen once before and wanted to go around. She was busy, offered a later time which I said I couldn't make. She said she would see if she could change her appointment, and phoned back a few minutes later to say I could come around. The excuse she told the poor guy was the landlord was coming round and pushed back his appointment a little later.

One WG once said she couldn't do OWO because she had burnt her tongue drinking tea that morning and as a result her mouth was full of bacteria. It didn't make sense especially as she was offering FK. I made my excuse and left.

[Kimberly_C]

Do landlords actually drop in on people without warning? I have rented homes in several parts of Britain, as well as my working flat, and never once has a landlord come around unexpectedly. Only one - my current letting agency - is ever even seen or heard from as they do an annual inspection, and that is scheduled in advance.

[Stealthshagger]

"i cant do owo 2 times in one hour baby, you make me too horny"

before she lubed up she was drier than a scorpions ballsack.

"your dig is too big for my pussy darlink"

she had a vagina the size of a ripped hot air balloon. bullshit. and I am only in proportion to my size.

" facial means i sit on your face, not coming on my face. i dont like that, im religious"
one of my earlier punts with an agency, and she wasnt the woman in the pictures. surprise. so religious she liked having her arsehole licked by a stranger. but facials, god no, she wouldnt go to heaven.

[doc14]

"Oh you are here already? give me 2 minutes then call me back" 5mins later, no answer, 10 mins later "oh sorry love you've missed your appointment slot"

[thetinman007]

One lady told me she
She also worked as a policewoman
Her husband was clueless about her profession
She was retiring in two months

This was 5 years ago and she's still on awork.
Tbh  I  should've walked when I saw her but it was my first point and I was nervous as hell

[sublimetoridiculous]

"Nobody has ever made me cum like that before"

Some even make it sound convincing.

[Tony Montana]

Do landlords actually drop in on people without warning? I have rented homes in several parts of Britain, as well as my working flat, and never once has a landlord come around unexpectedly. Only one - my current letting agency - is ever even seen or heard from as they do an annual inspection, and that is scheduled in advance.

Legally, they have to give 24 hours notice of a visit.

[nigel4498]

Do landlords actually drop in on people without warning? I have rented homes in several parts of Britain, as well as my working flat, and never once has a landlord come around unexpectedly. Only one - my current letting agency - is ever even seen or heard from as they do an annual inspection, and that is scheduled in advance.

Indeed they do, was in mid stroke with a WG in Southampton when there was a knock on the bedroom door. The landlord had let himself in.

[Boundless]

I`ve been told so many that I`ve lost count, but I think the best has to be:-

 "I must cancel. My partner has just phoned me to say he`s on the way home from Uni because he`s been expelled "

I've had a similar one.
All was fine, great comms, told to go to a pub in Taunton and ring from there. You guessed it, no reply to calls or texts. Gave it up as a bad job and managed to get a plan B. Got a text 3 hours later, boyfriend had come home from work ill, but she's free tomorrow morning. I didn't reply. So bf doesn't know she's a prossie, unlikely. If so, fucking good job he didn't come home and find me boning his Mrs then! I put it down to usual prossie bullshit.

[Kimberly_C]

I guess it does happen, then.

Perhaps the explanation is that a lot of WG's have to privately rent, since they can't provide the paperwork to rent via a letting agent. I have certainly heard stories on sites like The Money Saving Expert about private landlords who don't know or who flaunt the laws regarding tenancy. Not that the excuses for cancelling or delaying punts aren't lies: it just may explain why they consider this a plausible excuse.

[Boundless]

That may have been my fault. I phoned a WG I had seen once before and wanted to go around. She was busy, offered a later time which I said I couldn't make. She said she would see if she could change her appointment, and phoned back a few minutes later to say I could come around. The excuse she told the poor guy was the landlord was coming round and pushed back his appointment a little later.

One WG once said she couldn't do OWO because she had burnt her tongue drinking tea that morning and as a result her mouth was full of bacteria. It didn't make sense especially as she was offering FK. I made my excuse and left.

You swine Sam!! 

You in the West mids by any chance?

To be fair, as I've had this excuse a few times it's probably in the top ten prossie excuses in some list on saafe

[Boundless]

Oh yes.

On one occasion, the "landlord" asked her to make a coffee and wouldn't go. He'd obviously booked her for an hour then!!

[Boundless]

Indeed they do, was in mid stroke with a WG in Southampton when there was a knock on the bedroom door. The landlord had let himself in.

I was having my cock sucked by a delicious chinese girl and theres a commotion at the door. The other girl answered it and I heard raised voices, my first thought police, second I'd parked my car in someones space. anyway, he went, neither of them could hardly speak a word of English so i never did find what it was about. A bloody good passion killer though, the old fella went down like a pricked balloon!

[cockneybstrd]

Your my fav client. I always look forward too seeing you

Pull the other one luv...

[yorkshire123]

Of course i remember you, how could i forget such a nice guy.
Never met the trollop in my life 

[Boundless]

Your my fav client. I always look forward too seeing you

Pull the other one luv...

Ooooh,that was a bit below the belt mate, very close to home that one!

I'm sure it's true in my case tho. 

[Kimberly_C]

Of course i remember you, how could i forget such a nice guy.
Never met the trollop in my life 

As near as I can tell, most WGs only remember the extraordinary clients: everyone else sort of just blurs together. I remember the extraordinarily lovely ones and I vividly remember the unpleasant ones. If someone shows up claiming to have seen me before, I do what everyone does in the same embarrassing social situation: pretend to remember them whilst frantically trying to recall anything about them. If I kept better records, I suppose I could verify if they're lying or not but even saving phone contacts for every single punter isn't bullet proof as they could have a new number.

[Tony Montana]

. If I kept better records, I suppose I could verify if they're lying or not but even saving phone contacts for every single punter isn't bullet proof as they could have a new number.

Whether they are lying or not is irrelevant - they are with you for a fantasy ~1 hour and I'm sure I speak for many punters when I say I definitely do not want a WG to be keeping records on me.

[Kimberly_C]

Whether they are lying or not is irrelevant - they are with you for a fantasy ~1 hour and I'm sure I speak for many punters when I say I definitely do not want a WG to be keeping records on me.

I think that's absolutely valid. I save phone numbers for ones I think I absolutely must remember - and that is so that I don't see them again. It's usually just saved under the name "Never Again" or something like that.

[cockneybstrd]

Ooooh,that was a bit below the belt mate, very close to home that one!

I'm sure it's true in my case tho. 

I am sure it is Sam.

I should have added 'I bought this underwear set just for you as I know you like this colour/design'

I am just and old cynic really....

[MikeBWales]

On many a prossie's profile, 'you won't be disappointed' 

[NIK]

I only do bareback with you.    

[doc14]

Whether they are lying or not is irrelevant - they are with you for a fantasy ~1 hour and I'm sure I speak for many punters when I say I definitely do not want a WG to be keeping records on me.

Wonder if I could request my file under data protection act?

[threechilliman]

I think that's absolutely valid. I save phone numbers for ones I think I absolutely must remember - and that is so that I don't see them again. It's usually just saved under the name "Never Again" or something like that.

One WG told me she has three lists: never again, see again and her top list, whereby she would cancel whatever she was doing to see again. I went into the latter. Yeh right......

tcm

[Stealthshagger]

Wonder if I could request my file under data protection act?

say data protection act to alot of escorts and theyll hand you a condom, dahlink

[punk]

Then as I started to fuck her she said

"is it in yet?"

 

same here.

[punk]

Can you wait half an hour, the landlord's come round.

 

I've had that one 3 or 4 times now with different girls.

Another great one, happen's a few times.

[Sparquin]

"Nobody has ever made me cum like that before"

Better still

" I only cum with you, not other clients"

Priceless

[Matium]

"You're my favourite, "muah" and I'm only seeing you today"

Some favourite!

I passed the next bloke going up the stairs as I went down.

[Markus]

You've got a small dick!

 

[itk]

It's not just for the money I do this, I love sex with strangers.

[cunnyhunt]

I am trained as an accountant 

[Matium]

I am trained as an accountant 

That'd be Pia, the Prossient moderator, would it not?

Pretty awful accountant.

 

[itk]

I'm a model earning £'000's a week. Strange that, considering I'm blowing my beans all over your tits for £50.

[Dani]

I think the most used lie has to be "I only do this job because I love sex, Its not about the money at all"  If that was true they would not be charging for it.

Yes they may well like sex most of the time but it is like every other job and done for the money first and foremost

[cunnyhunt]

That'd be Pia, the Prossient moderator, would it not?

Pretty awful accountant.

 

Correct, can not work her age from her birth certificate. My friend said it is because it is written in Roman numerals.

[Denhamhoop]

1) You're sexy man  Yeah Righto
2) You're a Right Ladies Man Ditto
3) You've come to bed eyes ,only with money involved sadly
I know what i am and how women view me but at least they are only little white lies to try and make me feel better

[mattylondon]

What's the best lie ever told you by a WG?

Ah, misread the post! Probably that they only see one punter a day.. usual bullshit!

And... "I only do this part time, in addition to my other job"!   

[punk]

One of the most honest things that i have heard from two different escorts are one and the same:

I like the money and i like sex.
 

[Type_O_Negative]

One WG told me she would love to have a man just like me...

I was so embarrassed...

[LL]

A Polish WG I met volunteered to me during the chitchat after sex, that she was only whoring to pay her sick Grandmother's medical bills.  I laughed my socks off (and really hope she wasn't telling the truth!  )